I seen him maekin noms on TV
I seen him maekin noms on TV I lufs him
kitteh needz sum cooking lessonz.
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he nebber ansers my emeows
Aww….. soooooo sad!
*goez tu rat howse adn bangz on door.
Hay u ratz!!! git on owt heer!! dere b dansin tu du!!!
*Deh ratz kum owt dresst like pill grimz!
Oskar! Straten ur hat!! Shelly, git deh dress buttined awl deh way up!!
Ok, line up!! Gud, now leeding deh way tu deh tybooteek!!
CongaRatz fur Carosue and pj!!!
Kong-ga, Kong-ga, KONG-GA!!!
Kong-ga, Kong-ga, KONG-GA!!!
Kong-ga, Kong-ga, KONG-GA!!!
Don’t stop now, ratz, ur only hafway dere!!!
Kong-ga, Kong-ga, KONG-GA!!!
Kong-ga, Kong-ga, KONG-GA!!!
Kong-ga, Kong-ga, KONG-GA!!!
Kong-ga, Kong-ga, KONG-GA!!!
Yu ar naggin rats on ami behaf? I fanks yu, but I dunno abowt the rats. They can stawp and start der fanksgivin early, I fink. As long as tey don eat mai turkey. We needs dat fer tammarra!
hummm. shud be mai behaf, nawt ami! I sur needs dat halliday!
Ami wurks if U iz inn franz oar VLC.
ROTFL!!
Some lyke um hawt!
Purrdun mii as ai haz a nownsmint:
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Happi Fangsgibbons, Cheezpeeps!
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Ai nao returnz yew tew yr regoolarlee skejeweled LOLs.
happy fangsgobblings 2 yoo, too, BDM!
skweeez
Nuffin sez luvin like sumfin frum deh ovin!
speshullay teh kukkies and kakes ob cheezland! (hai cmj!)
Kin we get wun, Mama?
How mennee ar abalubul? We ken eech has wun? wantz him in mai kichun rite nwoa n benting sumfing owt ub nuffingz.
no, deer. We suz nawt hab rum fer anodder pet. But purhaps he cud visit….
Celebrity chefs iz petz?
Oh Yess yess yess. Id sownds beddur tu cawl dem petz. Dem nawt liek tu bee cawled kitteh slabes.
Was that sumfing or stuffing
Wuz sumfing, az in sumfing nomabul fur rite nwoa, tunite. Nawt duing trukey tumoro, did dat last weke weke weke nd has lftoburz stil . we can has sumfing els tumoro but wantz it redee rite naow nd itz nawt. Ai can has a big hongree.
Ohai, grmawgs:
Pawtz andz panz clangeengz
inz teh Kitchunn. Canz habz nyss
Grilldz Cheez Sammitch andz
Boal ubz Tomayto
Soop. Snukk sumz Ham inz btween
Velveeta andz bredd!
No muss. No fuss. No
lefftoberz. Mebbee awllso
habz sum Chokklitt Cayk?
Jack.
Ohai, {{{{{{Jack}}}}}} Sownz gud tu me. frexh owt ub chonklit caik irl but wil fined sumfingz wif owt tu muxh wurkz. Neerlee awlwaiz du. Kittehz wud problee shair da gushy fudz but……… Ai finkso we pas awn dat. thx just da saim.
I can herez brittish axent? *swoons*
Oh deer. hang on a sec….. dont’ swoon yet, I haz tu git deh swoooning couch!!!
*drag, drag, drag, Skreeeech, drag drag, drag.
Ok, now u kin swoon!!!
*layz pj gently down on deh swooning couch.
Ok, noaw wair b dem YNGz wif deh palm frondz tu fanning pj??
Hay!!! I need sum YNGz ober heer!!!
**luks sternlee at teh YNGs.**
Wuttza maddur wif yu, dintchu heer teh cween?
**wundurs if odders wheel wundur why PH haz YNGs handee**
Wuz yu hoggin awl teh YNGs?
U spellt dat wurd rong. Iz nawt hoggin shud be huggin.
My brain it nawt be ‘G’ rated at teh mowmint … I fort ’she be makin bacon?’.
Strypee Kittehz habz
lubz affayr wiff Nomz Gyez sinnss
Galluppeng Goarmay!
Gramm Kerr amz t3h Grayt
Grandzfawthur ubz noo breed ubz
TTI Nomz Gyez!!
Strypee Kitteh canz
habz crush awn Awltunn Brown andz
himz show, Gud Nom Nomz!!!
Jack.
OJack! Aifinked ov teh galluppeng goarmay tu! Sew dis meenz ai nawt awldur din eberreewun else inn wurld! Yu rawk, JackD!
Galupin gormay FTW
I can has a crush on Alton Brown, too.
Tyler Florence.
i likes alton brown. him iz liek teh bill nye teh science guy ob fud! (we liked teh bill nye teh science guy show at owr howse
)
Congaz Bindieye foar foto nd capshun !! Yor happi old cat iz happi !!
Thx PoussinBoi,
Mai kitteh she reely lieks to hab her pikshur taeken. An she lubs noms. Now she is old she getz noms twiec a dai. Onlee wun toof lef in her mowth!
O. Poor kitteh !! Hao awld iz shi ??
Ohai PoussinBoi,
she be abowt 16 yeerz neow. Owtlibbd her son, he die uv nosee canser. Bein whyte-nosied an pink-skinnied in teh ’straylian sun not gud.
She be veree taken wit all teh ‘tenshun she be gettin. she thinkie mebbe jaime olibber on hiz wai to uor kitchn to maek teh noms fur her tonite! Sumfing Fishy, wit teh slippreysloppy grayvee.
I can has product placement?
Tiem fur meh to going
hoamto a bar wif frendz. Ebbreewun haz a grayte Turkee Day!!!Happee Turkee Day tu yu NS! I iz fankful fur yu been mai cheezfren!
Hab a grate Holly Day, ns!!! Schmoooooz!!!
grate turkey day to you, NS!
an a happy, happy, happy & nomolicious turkey day to awl an sundry! my oven borked a few days ago (panic in teh kichen!), but manajed to score a used won, wuz delibbered today. (whew!) How to have turkey day wiffowt a oven! sheesh! Haz to go an rattle them pans now, to git teh dezertz done ahead. Has to haul taht tr0ll to teh hospital in teh a.m. fur his meds, cuts into my cookin time, so haz to plan ahead.
Which! reminds me to eggspress my tankfuls to awl…fankees so big! from my hart fur awl teh halps an supports while teh tr0ll was in distress! An, an, an…fur awl those heeling beems taht wuz sent our way! ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
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Happee fangsgibbon tu yu!
fanksgibbing wifowt a oven
*haz a faynt* mine iz going to be runnin tonite wif pi’z, teh tomorror wif teh turkee, after teh turkee comes owt it duz dubble dooty wif teh rolls and teh dressing!! (i duz not stuff teh turkee any more, iz too much werk. i just puts teh stuffing in a pan, puts turkee jooses ober it, and callz it dressing.) yesh, teh plannig ahed makes evreefing go eezier!!
yoo haz much to being fankful for, wif yor dave teh tr0ll getting better an still being wif yoo, eben ifs yoo still haz to hawling him up pill hill to get himz meds. an we iz fankful to knowing yoo an taht we culd helping yoo! {{{{{sunnyhuckle & her tr0ll}}}}}
**wut lunarmommy sayed**
An, um, a beeg fangsgibbon hug tu awl the cheezpeeps, frum parrothead. Yu guiise haz been heer fur me dis berry hard yeer wyle my liddlol gurl wend tu kawlidge, an ai wood hab bean so lonely wifout yu guise! Happy Fangsgibbon tu awl teh Cheezpeeps, ai is fankful fur yu!
{{{{{{parrothead}}}}}}}}
Happy fangzgibbon tu u, tu, mai fine fevvered fren!!
{{{parrothead}}}
Oh, lunarmommy, how iz taht beebeh uv yores? Haz been to teh vet fur teh lumps?
oahi sunnyhuckle, i wunder if mebbee yoo iz finking ob sumwun else’s bebbeh, my kumo not haz lumps but had a skwinty eye for a day or two, seems better now but i’z keepin a eye (get it? eye on himz skwinty eye? lolz
) on it, making shur himz face not haz a lumpy making himz eye all skwinty.
ob corse i culd hab sed sumfing an tehn forgotted bacawz ifinkso my brayn iz full ob holes an evreefing fallz owt ob it
Ohai sunnyhuckle! Aifinkso yu’r thinking ov Elsa_Mama’s Jazzeh puppeh, who went to teh v-e-t to get some lumps chekked owt todai. See teh 6 AM Cheeztyme LOL this morning (the one wif teh four blakk kittehs). Ai get Elsa_Mama’s adn lunarmommy’s avatarz mixt up too. (The lumps turned out to be okay aifinkso.)
Ai nawt use teh oven if it nawt rain oar snoes inna moarning.
Ai haz teh Owtsied deep friar foar tu kuuk teh turkee. Ai will put teh lawgs awn teh fyre ring adn adn kuuk moast uf teh fuds aowtsied.
Aifinkso it taystes beddur adn nawt heet up teh hole haws.
but, but, wut abowt teh stuffing, an teh rolls, an teh greenbeen casserole?
Teh stuffing adn teh rolls cuuk inna dutch ovens. Mai sistur iz lurgic tu teh green beens so wii nawt can haz. Teh peech cobblur bakes inna cast irun skillit.
yum! peech cobbler! we iz habbin teh blackberry cobbler, iz baking rite naow!
Ai haz sum eggstra peeches. If enuf yung wuns sho up wii will haz hoem maed kikk teh kan peech iss kreems tu. Teh yung wuns awl haz BFs oar GFs naow so dem mai nawt show up.
Sigh. Ai kan sing awl teh wurds to dis song! Ai has a thankgibbon wif no oven, maiselfs. The owd wun went borkety bork and teh new oven nawt come until next week. So we iz goin to a truck stawp fer our dinner!! They has a buffet wif the turkey an stuffs. Then we has ar turkey later when famibly kan come. Ai feels so nawn-traditional!
No, nawt Nawn-Tradishunlol, just avant garde!!!
Teh nawt purrfekt fangs gibbons iz teh wuns wii memberz teh moast aifinkso. {{{carosue}}}
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am so sorry fur yur oven-less-ness! ai felt so lucky to have a used appliance shop up the road, an a stove ia culd afford. the stove came wif teh rental howse, but ebberytime somfing breaks and teh landlady haz to replace it, teh rent goze up. so, we kept our moufs shut an just bought one. yur story makes me feel eben thankfuller!
sumtimes we stop at teh trukk stops wen we iz going between heer (wher we lib) an tehr (wher my parints lib) an teh restrawnts tehr alwayz smell so guuuuuuuud an nomalishus. isinkso taht will be a taysty buffay!! (an no werk for yoo
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ooo – you just made my mouth water. I lubs peach cobblur.
Fangs gibbon hugs and schmooos to all ob youuuuus!!
backatcha, pj! ♥♥♥♥♥
Oh! ai forgot to be telling yoo! Teh tr0ll is walking naow, wiffout hiz walker! Not reel far yet, but can get to teh kitchen, or teh baffroom, or teh bed, or owt to get teh paper in teh mornings! An was only 10 weeks ago they wuz askin do ai want to unplug him! So! we iz moast enormously thankful this year! Schmooooz!
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YAY fur yu an teh troll! Ai hazza happee fur yu! Schmooz!
DAt b deh awsum nooz!!! (grabz it fur deh cryer)
{{{{{{sunnyhuckle adn hur troll}}}}}}}}
yes, is awsum. but, but, if him iz walkin an takin care uv himself, will nawt need me so much. an, so, ai am going to hafta go back to teh stoopy pleh. oh well, iz worf it to have him being so much better! sigh. ai will go back to teh stoopy pleh, ahcuz we needz teh munnies, but, really really liked being home wif my tr0ll. will miss having him arownd all day!
Hrmmmmm skratchin hed tryin tew finkup T-giblitz LOL furrr U awl….has sum conga – R…nawwww I’ll let it be a surprize!!! *Runz off tew PShoppe*
OOooo, ai kant wayt 2 Cee yore ladest masterpeas!
but(!) ai hasta go due stufffs now,
sew katch yoo layder!
Happy, happy, Fangsgibbing,
Cheezpeeps deer!!!
****smooooz*******
om nomz. yumm
Ohai cheezfrenz – heer in eensy weensy Nooziland we duzzint haz teh Fanksgiving, butt (hee hee) ai wantid to sae Happitayle Fanksgiving to orl mai cheezfrenz in teh Ewe Ess ob A.
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Aaaawwww, Ai will shaer mai fangs gibbonz wif U.
Fankies WRr. Wun dae ai wil coem to Merika for teh Fanksgiving, and haz turkee wib kranbury sorse, nd sweet taters, nd kandied yamms, nd… oh, lotzof stuffs. And tehn forl asleepy in frunt of teh teevee wib teh futball gaem on. Ai wil be reel Merikan??
I gibz u a MerryKan flag.
Q da Mew zikz!!
*standz adn singz*
A Mare Ick Ah, A mare ick a,. . . . . . .
Shur, komes obber! My inlawrs in CT is ‘tallyun, and win teh beez planifiny teh Fangsgibbbing, sumwon sed, “I’ll bring the lazagna !!! I nebber forgotted dat won! so, yoo can B bringin teh Kiwis, 2 iffn yoo wants, kk!
iz givin noms to kittehs and goggie in Japan:
http://www.1click-animals.net/
(click spot is down a ways on the right)
we lufs dem!
*standz and singz*
dah dah dah dah dah…
*realises ai duzzint noes teh werds*
*sitz daown wib a kwikness*
wii naught B habbing a oh-fishal fangsgibbing sawg, far as i noes, butt(tee, hee), hears won ai lyke:
Come ye Thankful Cheezpeepz, come
Raze teh Sawng ob Nom, nom, nom…
awl R kittehz gavvered inn,
ere wii start teh
fore wii hass a big dinn-dinn,
Ooo, I mayd a misstayk!
“awl R kittehz gavvered inn,
ere wii starts
2 awl digg inn,”
first teh can-nope-hear is hear,
denn teh gooshy fuds shall uphear…
I lykes dis song!
*clappity clappty clappity*
R deer Sealing Cat, grant dat wii,
fool ob fuds and harmonee…
ooh, thers more!!
ohai, lm and pj! glad yoo lykes it! I iz werking on a compleat bershun now (ai posted 2 b mayking rolls 2 brings to fangsgibbing at my dottein-lahrs fambily–butt, hay, cant fynd my BC kukkbuch–ORe ne ob dem. Ai fing i’ll just gits up and mayke biskits, insted–naught berry tradishunal 4 turnkey day, butt iz tradishul suthern fuds!)
I will postify teh “Cheezfrenz Thangsgibbing Him” layter..
*goes orf 2 fink*
*aboyds cukking*
I cudn’t find Toonces tonite; she’s werld class hider. She waz on topof da fridge…pleff!! Nwat anser wen I calld herz. 40 minitez of my life I’ll never get back again. 100 times she’s hidin. 1 time she axshully got out. “knock nok…is dis yer cat?” “Yesh yesh OMCC, how’d she ge ouwt? Now evertime, I hazzta search!
fynding a kitteh bees BERRY trikky!
duz it helpify 2 opin a kann ob gushy fuds in case she beez insyde?
Ore maybee open a can in eech rume?
f hurr 2 hear?
Ben dar don dat. She noes all da tricx.
She’s always juss hyden…except da 1 time.
bett yU wuz suppereyezd 2 sea hurrr on teh fridge!
)
aye finks iz funneh win Birjay is up dare; aye took a picher (it lasts lawnger
Budd if hii runz outsyde, fergits it! yoo juss hasta wayt until hii desides 2 kumes hoam.
BTW, i’m gonna postify two berses in a sekk…
*anticiiiipatesss*
Cheezfrenz Fangsgibbin Hem
*ahem*
Comes yee fangsfull Cheezpeepz come,
Raze teh Sawng ob Nom, Nom, Nom.
Awl R kittehz gabbered inn,
Ere wii starts tew awl dig in–
Ebberybuddy git insyde!
4 teh terkey has bin fried,
Come too Cheezland’s Tablol kome,
Ware awl Peepz and Pets Bees Home!
Awl teh whirld iz full ob Frenz,
Floofy Paws each won extendz.
Denn teh Conga Ratz will danse,
and awl cheepzpeepz half a chanse,
Furst teh Kan-nope-ear is hear,
Denn teh Gushy fuds uppear,
Ceeling Kat, Dear, grant dat wii,
libbs in peas and Harmonee.
whut dew yoo fink? ai lyke it pritteh well, sew far, butt(!) ai fink teh spelling kneeeds a liddlol werk, den ai planz 2 mayke won moar vers–about spreading teh tablol wiff stuff that cheezfrens bring. Havv to fink about dat…fudjy cakes, corms, toona, cholate martoonis (maybe), cheezburgerz, ob coarse…denn whut else? Ideers, plz!
I hassta goes downstares and dew sum RL stuffs for now..maybee ai sinds teh pome 2 kween layter 4 the towncryer?
o.O
I had to not sing it aloud at wurk
I like it!
Happy fangsgibbon ebrywun!!!!
Ohai ebbriwun! Mai Ai wish awl mai `Merikan frenz a berry happi fangs gibbon.
Ai can’t stai an plai naow. Bai!
And momma thinks hyme iz hawt too! Kan wii have hyme?
Makin mee mouth wata!
You people need to learn how to use spell check
ohai cappun! I can has lolspeek spellcheck? whair i get? I wannit naow!
Has anywun heard from AC??? just read about the flood chaos in jeddah…
Ohai Nenne !! Africat menshund it on teh Simon Said LOL az a four-yeer ebent adn spoek bowt teh mess tehre wud bi. No menshun ob hao himz wuz infected !!
Ohai ebbreebuddy in Merrika !!
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Ai hab fownd teh ackshull Fangs Gibbon yu bene torkin bowt !!
* Okey, maibi nawt taht wun, hee hee !!
Du hab a lubbly sellabraishen, woant yu ?? !!