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heeers BC!!!
Con-CAT-enayshunz, willy boy! U leed da 4-wai brayd! Haow wood U liek 2 sillybrayt dis noetibble feet?
wel iz an foggee an kinna kold hear in da grey northwet tudai……..
prehaps sum hawt choklit an warme blooberry kreem cheez skonez?
Shore!
*rolls out portable kitchen and buffet table*
*pours steaming hot cup of hot chocolate*
*garnishes with powdered cocoa and dark chocolate shavings*
**DING**
*takes freshly-baked scones from oven*
Heer yar, willy boi! Injoi!
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N evvywun els — derez enuff 2 goe rownd!
Ooh, that sownds gud! Conga-rats to yoo! I joyns yoo in a sillybratoreh dantz.
*leap, hop; drinks a sip of hot chonklit*
*leap hop; tosses a blooberry kreem cheez skone in ayr; noms it kwikly*
*leap hop; tosses a blooberry kreem cheez skone to willy boy and anuther to Aahz*
*leap hop; tosses skones to uther cheezpeeps*
*leap,hop,catches scone*
*nomnomnomnom*
FangQ
*daintly cleens crumbs off whiskers*
Conga Ratz!
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welkums cheezbrrgrr!!! yu iz hear urli tudai!!!
Orly? Ai has hed start, voah.
awww! dae ar kyoot!!! wittle ratz i must proseed tew eet dem!!
NOM NOM NOM!
conga ratz bii frwends nawt fud! eating more tofu pleez
no eetin da Conga rats — butt heer hab dis reguular rat fromed da freeza, mii goggies and kittehs weel shares wif you … eets blak anna white aboot ate oonces wif a longee thick tayle. Yoo donut gotta eets da tayle iffin yoo nawt wanna — mii kittehs donut eets da tayle … dey leef it furr da goggies. Goggie weel eet it — goggies weel eet eeneefink!!
typing ub teh conga ratz bi full of win!!
Aw, tankz!
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cheesbrrgrr, u iz bery talenteded wif teh kyebaord! ai haz a beeg impressed wif all ur typin creashuns — and patshuns fer typin dem!
O, kin ai sii wun ob yur ASCII artz? Purdee pleez???
Yes indeed! Anuther grate wun, o liddlol cheesebrrgrr!!
how u do dat cheesebrrgrr iz cool
cheesebrrgrr, ur so full ub awsum
Anee buddee kin if dey wanna!
Aawww, dey aer nawt ebil!
an lyne ob babeh bc’s!!!! skweeee
dis iz da kewtiss pichoor ai haz scene inna wile
Noe tiss 2 awl BC luvverz — tytin ur CHRG at wunst!
titans CHRG……….ads fifftees baffin kap………..
*rap, rap, rap* lawts moar guze taip……….
fink ob hollydai shawpin et da maul …
*heh* “MAUL” iz da oprativ werd dis kumminz Friedeggdai…
I agree. I refuse to go to the maul between now and new years!
mii three. Once u gets in, u cant getz out.
nawt ebil, dey iz jus misunnerstood.
In TTI, blakk cats aer thort 2 bring gud lukk.
“wether a black cat is gud or bad lukk depends on wether ur a hoomin oar a mousie…”
mine has bin gud luck for me!
Bfor ai agreez, ai wantz ta see der state of deir partment! 4 lil BCs let loose culda had lotsa fun in dere!!
Run awai! Run awai!!
Kumz bak n I weel tawnt U ay sekkund tym!
feche la vache!
*TWANG*
Moooooo!
Ai kno mennee cheesefrends wil bee hazin a bizzy tamarrow sew ai wan tew taik teh oppuurtoonity tew sai
Happee Fankgibbon
tew awl whoo r sellybratin it an a awsum reglar dai tew teh rest!
Run 4 da hillz!!1!
Nooo lets run for the Murrays house dey got fresh tookies.
Chokklit chipz?
Mmm, yea, aifinkso.
Dey gotz a noo kind, chokklit chipz wif kar-mel in teh middul! Berry berry nomilishus.
Why, yes, thank yoo. Ayll hav 4 servings of ebil, kthx. *vows wunz moar to cut bak on nomber of servings of ebil after teh lolidays*
no no no! haz no kaloreez! taystes grate! less filling!
Why OK then . . . *hesitates* Just wun moar then, pleez, but just a smawl wun.
*hands gremlin a itsy bitsy BC*
mew?!?
Oh noes! It has teh kyoot! *titens CHRG*
So dats wehr my kat whent!!!!1!!
Happee Fanksgivining to all Cheezpeeps an tehr famblies of all speshies! An donut forget to give menny Fanks to Ceiling Cat for all teh lovin peeps taht give kittehs an goggehs an pinny gigs and birdies an all lifes espeshully tuxie kittehs now named Lilah
FOREVER HOMES OF LOVE!!!
YAY!!!
Yeah for Lilah the tuxie kitteh!
Iz Lilah getting toona for Fangsgibbing?
turkee wif toona stuffins!
. . . with a side of toona!
And for dessert . . . toona cukkies!
an dunk dem inn toona juiz!
And later on, sum toona flavored ice kreem. With toona sprinklols.
Purr-haps Lilah cud haz a “Tu-terdukkin”– For teh kittehs it beets regilar “Terduckin”–witch is a chikkin stufftd inna duck stufftd inna turkee!!
A tu-terdukkin wud bee .. a toona stuft inna chikkin stufftd inna duck stuftd inna turkee!! :O
hawte queseen fro kittehs!!!
A whole tuna?
They would have to be a REALLY BIG chicken, duck, and turkey…
sews mae bee its da chickee stuffed inna da duckee stuffed inna da turkee stuffed inna da Toona … sewz da toona iz onna da owtside …
Oooo — da kittehz wood b teh liekin dat!
no ackshual tu-terin wud taek place in teh making of this tu-terdukkin, rite? RITE???
Oh mai… U has quaked meh up!
fanks! that’s kwite a feather in mah cap!
*gibs Leeza a Fangsgibbing goose*
See?? See?? U diddit agin!!! *tur-terdukkin* * Feather* *Tikkle*
BWAHAHAHAHAAAAAA…..
Sorree… Its bin taht kind of dai… :snerk:
dat reminds meh….
*donkeh strokes chin fottfully*
I seed an advert fur teh tofuturkey called tofurkey.
Wutt wud u call a tofuduck?
*hides*
/mmmmmm….duck
I fink Lilah is not reddy for dat – frum whut I heer she’s so teeny dat she’d haff to start in te middlol an wurk her wae owtwurds!!
Turkee wif samon stufing,ohmnomnomnom to awl!!!
Luv the picture but put a screen on the window before a kitty falls!
yesh, ai agreez wif dat, skreen pleez!
ai wuz hopin dis wun iz *wispurz* shawped…
Me too!
Luv the picture but put a screen on the window before a kitty falls! [2] Totally agree!!! Screen on the window NOW, PLEASE!!!
Just a debreef interupshun…
FangQ eberyone for teh advice on moving teh kitties to their new home! They are relaxed now and happy with the window to the back yard (CatTV!) Shadow is busy finding new places to hide, so at least once an evening I’m running round the house asking “honey, have you seen her?”
an now back to your regularly scheduled lol…
das grate gammacat! da moobe wint wel den? noe pewkins oar heestarikle kittehs?
mai suzyq iz an skaredee kat tyep an eben doe shees libed inn mai berri smal hous fro 10+ yeers she kin stil fine noo plaises tu hied an freek hur mamma owt trien tu fined hurs…..
dey were a littlol upset by beein in teh carrier, but once they got out, I think they were more curious bout the new place an all the new smells!
yeah – dis be bery gud gnus. Ai happytail dat alla da kittehs liking new hoem. Yes – new places to hide, new fings to smell, new fings to see on CatTV. So much to do, so little tiem.
Okay, I just had to share this DIY cat bed
Car(pet)
Ebil Iz sew Kyute!
Jazzeh and da Lady Jane jest hab a coldee!!! Jazzeh prolly gotted it frum daecarez … sowwee furr all da dwama!! iz jest a beet gun shy I gess….
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Yay for kittehs bein helfee! (lumpee, grumpee, sneezee, but helfee!)
Doan forgit hairee, hungree and kyootee kittehs!
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Pee Ess..E_M.. so hapee taht bof ur babies are ok!
idansdansdans :1f:
My bestest BFF evvur!~!!!!
I sees u!!!
ize had a wurry bowt u!! sooooo happy too see u heer…dat meens u is nawt avalanched 100%!
I lubs u, gurlfrend!!!!
Elsa_Mama! I camed on here to check on Jazzy! butt got distracted by idansdansdans!
srry!
I SO happy to see teh gud noos!!1
Silleh me, Elsa_Mama! Ai kompletelee forgots taht Jazzeh was teh Springy Spaniel adn nawt a kitteh! So, we say a big WOOT for teh goggies bein helfee too!!!1! Diversitee in owr good wishez, we hazzem!
Hurray!!!! Tath’s GRATE gnooze!
*happyhappyhappytayle dansdansdans*
O whew! Sew glad iz nawt tew seerius! U doan need tew pollygize, wii unnerstandz teh wurries fer teh furbebehs! Wat abowt teh lumpees? iz sumfin relaytd tew teh goggiecowld?
Da lumpies are jest slightlee swollen lymph nodes — dat meens heem iz fitefitefitein da germies!!
Fank CC – I hadda beeg wurree an, an, an wuz hurryin frew teh commints afore my pyooter dumps me awf fur an auto updayte. Happy dans, dans, dans! Yay {{{EM}} and awl hur furree bebbehs!
yeah dats it just a sneezy cold! *sends more heelin beems to mayke cold go awai*
Dinna be sorry Elsa_Mama! we all understand how scary it it when you don’t know whats wrong wif the goggies or kittehs! {{{{{Elsa_Mama}}}}
HOOORAE!!!!
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yu goggies git plinty ob flooids, lawts ob napz an sum chikin soops!!!
an lotsa petting and hugs!
Jumps in line 4 hugs…
PHEW! Ai’m sooo glad. Ai wuz worrified almos to def.
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Yay! Gud newz!
Ai hadda wurried fur yu. Ai haf had 2 goggies whu gotted teh cansur uv teh lymf nodes. Sew happi tu heer itz jussa coled!
Yoohoo! BF! R yoo dere?!?!
*duz best Travis Bickle immytashun wich iz nawt bery guud* You talkin’ to me?
{{{{{AfriCat}}}}} Uv korse! Ware elze wud ai bee wen ai haz a dai awf frum wurks?!
*sneeks in draggin swoonin cowch* As rekwested eerlier: ♫ all the other girls here are stars, you are the northern lights ♫
O mai!
*SWOOOOON*
*openz wun ii jus a liddle* ai jus luv taht sawng an taht lyne iz sew romantikal!
*reswoons*
nawt tew wurrie! dis awsum sawng!
*swoons agin mush moar dramatiklee*
*taiks AfriCats hand awn taht old danse floor*
Hai AfriCat!
Ai’m just popping bai to say OHAI an Happee Thanksgiving to ebreewun – an ai see so mennee of mai favrit peeple heer – an ai cant stay!
TOO mush to DOOOOOO!!!!!! *weep wail*
HAPPEE THANKSGIVING EBREEWUN
*runsrunsruns affer Janet*{{{Janet}}} haz a grate fanksgibbon!
DONT GOE!!! O NOES!!! (an HAppee Fangs-gibbin tu yu too {{{{{JCH4K}}}}} )
Happy turkey time. Janetcanhas4kittehs. And any one esles who gonna eat turkey.
OMG dem eyez. I luv teh eyez all big and rownd and cyute!
an starin rite inno ur sole
Kwite hipnotikal, aint dey?!?!
*bows, an dans dans danses wiv BF tu dat bootiful David Gray moosic*
*closes eyes, sways an smiles*
Black cats are THE sweetest!
Alexander B. & Binky B. were living proof!
I am particular to black cats myself too I wonder whys.
I finkso it’s cuz u finkso dey beez miss terriuzz an nawty.
R tehy teh foer kittehs uv teh pocky-clips??
run…. sho naughty pussy cat !!!
Aww, ’s not fair – teh kittehs R kewt an fluffeh, nawt eebul
teh end haz cum