…when the rats are as big as the sofa, it is way past time to call pest controll…
u just needz a gud mouse trap.
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It’s tiem 2 moob howse!
away from da fire swamp.
(congrats on nawt second)
Thx RD!
Ratz !! (Ai didnut hab teh paychence foar fiev minutz !!
)
Ohai nd conga RATZ tu yew, Anni !!
Payshuns is a birtchoo
Pozess it if u kan
Seldum in a wummun fownd
Nebber in a man!
* snort *
Lord grant me patience…
AND I NEED IT NOW
Payshun is a birtchoo
Birtchoo iz a grayce
Grayce iz a littlol girrrl
Hoo didn’t wash hur fayce!
Dubblol lol
“Patience” is an operatta bai Gillbert an Sullivan!!
*snerk*
1. Payshins izza birtchoo.
2. Birtchoo iz its oan reeward.
3. Ai nawt duin nuffin ai doan get payd reel munnees foar.
O Anni, GMTA, sawree, didn’t reed yur commints!
Dat’s OK! Happins 2 me all teh tiem – Ai offn doan’t reed throo teh fred b4 postin an den fyned dat I aer coppyin sumwun!
O adn congratz fur being at teh furvest from larst plaice!
Wunnermus poetry 2day! Ai has a happi and a LOL!
ROBOROVSKI!!!
Roborovski hamsters are very curious,intelligent, easily startled, and generally timid, as well as very active. They also don’t speak or squeak as much as most hamster species. For some, if enclosed in a hand, will bite or nip in attempt to escape.(They usually put their hands in the position for eating when they try to bite you! So be alarmed.) Some will even sniff around and nip. These behaviors are rare but possible. They benefit from an enriched environment they can be active in. Roborovskis can be hand-tamed if acquired young and individually accustomed to handling. This requires some patience and time investment, however, since they bite often when angry. A hamster can easily hurt itself escaping or getting into the wrong places before it is caught. It is important to handle them where they cannot get away as they are hard to catch, being both fast and very small, and will not hesitate to wriggle free or jump from their owner’s hand if panicked, no matter the distance to the ground.
Roborovski hamsters can enjoy being together. Two of these hamsters from different litters may get along if introduced properly, although there is always a chance they may not. It is common for this breed to be extremely friendly. They are very kind and often do everything with each other for the rest of their lives. Compatible cage mates will generally play, eat, and sleep together in the same spot. Their antics are constantly entertaining and they make excellent pets for those who want animals that are fun to watch and require less personal handling.
Although generally nocturnal, they are more likely to be active during the day than the more commonly-kept Syrian hamster (Mesocricetus auratus). They do not, however, like direct light or sunlight and will be more confident emerging in the daytime if their home can be kept in relative shade. Like most other small animals, these hamsters cannot see by red light. Therefore, a “fireglow” bulb installed by their cage or tank, though offering little visibility to them, will illuminate their night-time behavior for fascinating observation. Roborovski hamsters have been reported running up to 20 miles a night in about 8 and a half hours. sorry about the long description
Dat’s toadlee awsum!! Ai lubs tu lerning gnu fings bowt naminols – fankees!!
awai fum da nucwear waste powa pant!!!
There’s a ROUS in da house.
erm – rodint of unusual size??
or wuzzit recliners of usual size???
Yu noes, is prittee bad wen eben teh hamstir-mausees gots nyser fernichur dan mii.
Ai carnt stai insied wiv yu, no offenss !!
Tiem to get a noo howse!
teh row dint luuk familyar, iz taht skweeky hampster?
Ohai MM !! Niec tu sea yew tudai/niet !!
ohai pb! Gd tew c yoo too! iz gunna snow heer latur todai! woo hoo!
ai nawt want eebur, but iz gunna happen sooner oar latur, so, mite as well cubber up uglee bare trees an brown grass wif nise wite sno!
Tru dat !! * Brrrrr !!! *
BTW, enni luk wiv teh necks jawb, oar shoodnut ai arks ??
dew nawt wurree abowt askin , an ai has lookeed, butt (!) nothin owt tehr ai cud dew. will has ta dew wif 34.7 howrs a weekweekweek. iz tew bad, how nastee tehy is tew tehr peeps.
* Hazza hoap foar betta fyuutcha for MM *
{{MM}}
DO NAWT WANT !!!!
Oar pinny gig?
yikes! iz gp!! iz hyooj!.
It’s awl teh pork skratchinz him eets!
gigglololol
him IS lookin a liddul ruff.
*nodnod* and the guiness – aifink kiddies use to get that to grow strong an healfy… luks like it wurks on Pinnygigs too…
Oh the huge manna… rodint!
It wuz awlso gibben 2 chillun 2 maek dem sleapee!
Ai mussed hab bene depribed !! Wi onli had worm milk !!
* PB re-redez cawmint adn hazz a wunda … *
Ai hoep u meen milk dat had bean heetid up a liddlol!
.. Ai fink sew !!
*
* Wot wuz taht song ? *
* Nobudde lykez mi *
* Ebbreebuddee haitz mi *
* Ai fink isle go an eet wurmz ….
Lawng fin slymee wunz,
Short fat fuzzee wuns
Gollee haow it tikklolz wen dey skwirmz!
* PB runzawai tu hiz bed !! O teh shaim ob it !!
G’nite PB… Sweet dreemz!!!!!!!!
How doo u milk a wurm???
Beri, beri jentlee.
Hmm… Emmurgin C Kitteh woan wurk ennymoar, iz nao tym tu call teh Emmurgin C Lyon!
cheezes twyce – it’s a roe deent – gettinda lyon!!!
*snikr*
Ai meen… o.O … Ai’ll ravvur gettinda kar!
C lyon? Iz a C lyon, cheezes twyce, gettinda lyfe bote!
Teh botes ar awl kummin from Ceylon !! Coinseadense ??
* Whuze lyon tu whum *
ROFLMAO!
Iz tiem tu cawl kitteh tu e-rat-i-cat tihs pest !
Lol!
@ @ @ @ @
Conga~Rat fowndz
Majjikk Groweengz Eelikksurr.
Feenkz itz tyme 2 moobz!
Conga~Rat mayz
reekwyrez ‘Rattillz A Ratz’ from
Mawntee Pythawn Troupe!!
If’s ‘Rattillz A Ratz’
duz nawtz wurkz. Feedz t3h Kitteh
Majjikk Eelikksurr!!!
Wuttebburr happenz
Liddill Prittee Wun willz needz
noo Barbee Dreem Howss!
Jack.
o.O – hyooje rodint being chaste by hyooje kitteh!
Ai fink pretteh wun definatleh will have to moobe house…
O teh hyooje manatee! After awl taht wurk on teh kichun!
*slow sad heddshake*
I noes…
And I had prepayred a a parfay for us to eet an awl…
O Nenne !! Yew shuudn’t hab !!
Nom nom nom nom !! Ai eetz it awl up !!
Ooo Sorree !! Tihs mussed hab taikin yu owers tu mayk !!
not tu wurree – is a naught-oh-majik bowl – it reeplennishus itself continewusleh!
I borroed the Cweens majick stick – wut cud go wrong?!?
Izzint taht teh wun shi borroed frum Burfdai Fairy adn borked ??
it is borked ????
*saunters away wisslolling*
No no !! BF haz majiclol powder foar fixxing it !!
Teh cween had hit n miss rezoltes, aifinkso …
Ai hoep iz nawt borked, ai wuz lukking foarwud to teh parfay (befoar PB nommed teh lot
)
oh – teh parfay is there – just hulp urself!!
aim just wurrying about teh amount of parfay being majiklolly replenished…
8)
wud u liek a drink to go with that???
O fank yu Nenne, taht iz juss teh fing to git me froo teh aftanoon
yupp – me too!
ai feel liek strangling people tuday…
Sownds 2 complikaytid fur me – Ai’d raver hab a banananana juss az it cums frum teh skin!
JUSSWUTTEGGAKTLEEISGOINONHEER???
conga ratz iz moobin furnichurr tew whare he wants it, nawt barbee!
izz nawt spynee norman?
an whare iz aliss? did doormaus drink teh powshun?
Way down heer Jack – but waht a GRRRRATE pom fur teh Conga-Rat!!!!
Conga-Rat an Monte Python in wun!! Itz just awlmost beyond eben yur nermal wunnerfullness!
DAT NOT RAT!!!!!!!!! DAT BE A ROBOROVSKI HAMTER!!!!!!!! IT LOOKES LIEK MY WITTLE ROBOROVSKI HAMTER MUFFIN!!!
we’re gonna need a bigger house.
>snerkkk<
lol roborovskis are onwee too intches long!!!!
RUN RUN its so biggins that musees is.
coucou♪
Wares Mr. Obvious? I camed in heer for him butt hees nawt heer. Haow cud dis bee?
U meenz teh guy hoo saiz PHOTOSHOP! ? Hee gotz eated bye teh lionz upthread, Ifinkso.
no, teh otter wun, I assuum. Him b rite daon teh fred, ifinkso… Oar a littlol upfred!
LOLOLOLOLOL!!!
Needer wun, akshully. I wuz lookin furr teh wun dat says,
“You people are all (insert the oft-abused R-word here). OBVIOUSLY these are miniature couches. That is not an oversized rodent.”
….the oft-abused R-word is not RAT or RODENT.
………….i has teh wurk annoys. i needs a parfay.
Nennepus bees maykin parfays, AN seh feels liek strangloling peepuls – mebbeh seh cud halps yu?
i cud helps u wiff teh strangloling…i means,
nomming parfays, yah…
*wisspurrs to nice witch*
duz sumbuddy needz a hoofing?
But iz not a rat. Iz hamster
Donkey hops up on box and sings, one hoof on chest, the other stretched owt:
♪ Nobuddy cares
Nobuddy cares ♪
Nobuddy gives
A rat’s fat butt.
No-bu-dee-caaaaaaaaaaaaaaares! ♪
*clappity clappity clappity* taht wuz bootiful kafleen!
Aneewai Crow, iz bobviouslee a Canajian Goos, nawt a hamster. STN!
Yu shur? Ai finks SUMfings godda bees teh Tarsier …
Iz not a rat. Is jenuwine sybeerian hamsta.
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Noes, is a Roborovski ham. Frum Mongolia.
U can tell bai its ickle wite eyebraos.
dos Mongolian rats haz nice furnichur. maibee ai muv dere.
“Hewwo, Acme Pest Contwol?
I have a pest I wanna contwol.”
- Elmer Fudd
lolz dis is so funny -bella the boxer
This looks like a job for the Dread Pirate Roberts.