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Aww…. pj, catslave adn nightshayde, awl napping tugezzer!!!
*tippee toez owt wifowt showting Conga Ratz tu deh nwat-sekkundz.
*doant wanna wake up deh napperz, dey luk so kewt awl in a heep.
Shhhh!
**wispurs tu cween** Dey luk so kyoot wen dey iz sleepin! Ohai yur madjestee, we kin haz berry berry kwy-it sillybrashuns? Yu wud lyke sum chokklit martooni anna liddlol horse duuvers?
Shhhh!
*tkclols teh cween wif tendrils*
Conga Ratz, a pikshur fur yoo!
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togefferness! hao sweet!
Iz Gnap thyme
*takes nap*
Move dat sunbeem ober heer, I haz tu big teh lazee tu wigglol intu it. Plsthx. zzzzzzzzzz
*sets up verra complicated mirror system*
*shines beam at WRr*
Nao Simun sez maek me a sammich.
an wile ur in dere, an
Apple pie
Banananana Split
Cream Puff
D…
Debilz fud kake
Eggy plant parm ee zhan
Fishy stikkz
G……
gushyfud!
hot crossed buns
izekreem sammich
jalopeno pepperz
k…
Kielbasa
Lasagna
Mint chip iccee creem
N
Nanimul crakers
Ornjty sherberts
Poppy corms
‘Quirrell fuds fer ‘quirrells
Rabbit stew
Stewed rabbit
Talk ohz
U…..
ugli fruit
vermichelli
watermellolon
x…
X-tra taystee stuffs
Zeeba cakes!
fankeez, Rattipuss fur finishin taht! OCD sunny cannawt abide an unfinished list! or, an unNorwayed list, or an unDenmarked list…
….. oar an unSwedeifyed list…
ketchup awn skrambly eggs
lushious dessertz
marshmellolow ennyfings
n…….
Nom
Nom
Nom
Nawt tu nom da noms till awl da noms bin nomuhnadded!
I nomuhnade eggy plant parm ee zhan!
Eggy plant haves da pleh. Corms is bedder.
Yous haz two does wut teh Symin says. Dats da rools.
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*pullz floofy blankee ober Dave*
Ai can haz storee?
Itz teh storee
uf a luvvlee kitteh…
… hoo wuz libbin wif free bery luvlee skwirrls…
Awl uv dems was nommin corms
Liek dere muvver
An her wuz warein purls.
Dis liddlol kitteh wuz libbing wif himz momma adn himz brudder and 2 seestrrz in deh big howse wif 4 hyoominz adn a goggee. Wun day deh liddlol kitteh …..
Himz eerz popped up and himz eyees opendd up and he was in da werld. So da nawt second fing him wanted to do was…,,
go asploring. Hii klime bed up ontu deh sofa, felt itz nice soft coo shinz and sed, “So fa, so gud!!”
Den hii wented ….
“Mew meeew mewwee mew” cuz him had a sudden snack attack and mom was way over there!!! So mom came and putz himz back in da box fer fud and snorglols. After a short nap him….
went eggsploring again! he tippy-tippy-tippy-toad round teh howse, wundering ware ebbrybuddy had gawn to. So he uses hiz kitteh sense uv smell to be trying to smell ware evvrybuddy went. But! az he camed arownd a corner, him suddenly smelt…
sumfing deelishus, an nootrishus! Eet wuz teh combeenayshun ov meelk, butt nawt eegsactlee meelk, it wuz CHEEZ, an sum kynda senshu us treet. Nawt zukkeenee, feetacheenee, naor burglur weet, but a beeg warm bun anna hyooj hunka meet! Eet wuzza…
Teh Nawt sekkund cheezburger he had eber smelt!!
Teh hoominz wuz awl sidding at teh tablol nomming. dem nawt eben luuk up when he mewwed sawftly.
Sew teh bebbeh kitteh lerned, him mussed mew lowdlee. An wen him deed, the hoomins heerd…
Sew hi mewwed agenn adn lowdur. Then ..
Sew hii uzinged himz biggest liddlol kitteh voyse adn sed, “Rower!” Deh liddlol boi gabinged him sum cheezburger adn askinged, “u want friez wif dat?”
Anna liddlol kitteh lukkedk up himz boi, an sayed, nofangs, butt ai kin haz an odder cheezburgur?
**frows an “at” up dere, pulls down teh “k.”
Cheezeburger in paradise!
*wif tankz tu Jimmy Buffet*
*sings*
I like mine w/lettuce & tomatoes
Heinz 57 and French fried potatoes
Big kosher pickle & a cold draft beer
{{{{{OnleeKitteh}}}}}} Yu speekz mai odder langwidge!
(obscure Buffet songs)
“Growing Older But Not Up”
“Fruitcakes”
“We Are the People Our Parents Warned Us About”
“Pencil Thin Mustache”
“Last Mango In Paris”
“Why Don’t We Get Drunk”
“Volcano”
“Sail On Sailor”
*with tributes to Gardner MacKay*
a pirate looks at forty!
I wish ai had a pencil-thin mustache!
An, hims books are teh verrry best reeding!
Mai most faborite iz wun uv hiz eerlier wunz, Come Monday.
Cheezburger in Paradice! ♪♪ ♫
Heaven on earth with an onion slice
Not too particular not too precise
It’s just a cheeseburger in paradise! ♫♪♫
I like mine with lettuce and tomato
Heinz 57 and french fried potatoes
Big kosher pickle and a cold draft beer ♫ ♪ ♪
Well good god almighty which way do I steer♪ ♫ ♫ ♪
yes – it pays to hab seberal gud CDs wif alla da songs.
Ai’m playing dem naow wif volume way up
Ai lubs me sum Jimmy Buffet. Too bad he donut tour much any more.
Ai haz readed many uv his buks. Pretty gud writer tu.
oh, yes, iz a stranj an immajinative writer! Seen him in concert back in teh sebbenteez, wuz always a gud tyme!
Dis thred is beggeeng furr LCB’s shennannyguns.
*donkey calls LCB*
yooooohoooooo, ware r u, LCB???
* brings in teh wafflol irun,
Teh wafflol baddur,
chokklit chippz,
strawberriz,
sprinklolz,
teh chokklit saws,
the marsha mallows,
teh mayplol sirrups
Adn teh whippee kreemz. *
Awl Ai needz naow iz teh camp fyre adn wii can haz teh s’more wafflolz.
*explodes frum just looking @ teh list*
* sweepz up teh dawnkee,
putz awl teh peeses inna teh shaker wif sum mayplol syrups,
shakes teh shakur until teh dawnkee is bak tugether,
playse teh CHRG w/doi awn teh dawnkee hed.
rapz inna floofy hunnurd dollur cheezmap blankee
Handz teh dawnkee teh parfay *
Relax and nawt luuk. Ai will bring teh wafflols when dem iz reddeye. U eets dis parfay tu hold u ober.
Apparently, wp doesn’t want me to tell anyone abowt wafflol icescrream samichies.
LOL!
Deh nannyz haz gunz???
Don’t mess wif super nanny!!!
It’s a pandemic outbreak of the cat flu!
No, deh cat did not flu! shii b laying rite dere!
*heddesk*
*sighs* I steel habs sooper worriez … Jazzehs is sleepsleepsleepin … Jazzeh NEBER sleepz unliss heem inna heem cwate!!!
He been goin ta dae Kare — sewz I thoughted he wuz tired cuz ub dat — butt naw wif mii findin doze lumpers I nawt sew surez… 4 O’KLOK tomorrow affernoon — I weel goez kwazy waitin dat long!!!
{{{{{EM & Jazzeh}}}}}
beemz be on high fur gud hopes
Iz prolly just an inftection and deh lymph nodes inflamed frum fitin deh germz. A liddlol Auntee Bio Tickz adn him b rite az rain.
yeps i hopes sew — heem noseynose is runnen naw too … drippy dripps —-
{{{{{{{EM}}}}}}}}
I wud hug deh Jazzeh, but i not wanting deh runny noze running on mii. ew ew ew. I gib him a pat on deh tippy top uv deh hed.
Oh, Elsa_Mama! ai iz sendin awl uv teh leftober beems frum teh tr0ll’s recubbery rite to you an Jazzeh! an! they wuz sum STRONG beems, and werked moast wunnerfly!
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srsly, ai noze taht there iz minny tings taht can be makin lumps, iz sometimez only a fatty deposit makin a cyst-ting, or yes, can also be lymph glands. an, ifn teh lymph glands iz swollen, it meens they are doing theer job! am wishin yoo wellnes an goodness awn a jimongus scale.
*sssnnnnooooorrrrzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz*
**Red comez in, luukin berry confyoozd**
Stranj. Berry stranj.
Whut iz stranj? U missing teh YNG tryowts at teh NB hawt tub awn teh lastust lol?
No, I wuz wunnern wen teh kittehs tuuk up bowling upstayrs…
I nawt been in teh mood foar teh YNGs latelee.
ur kittehz kin trow bowling bawlz up deh starez?? Dem iz sum strong puddy-tatz!!!
Nawt egg-zaklee.
Teh kittehs be upstayrs, an it sownz lyk dere bowling.
Stranj…..I thotso teh onlee fings upstayrs is teh bedrooomz an teh baffroom….
Deh bak uv deh wardrobe upunz intu deh bowling alley …
HaHa. Mii Pebbols and Bammers alsew makes da cwazy noizez… Sumtymes ifink dey is nokkin down da hole haus, moobin da walls an reconstrucimatin der rum (ifinkso dey wants a owtside balcony)!!!
Iffin I goes an lukks dey jest layin quiet an gib mee da innoscent look — “Wut???” dey sez …
WHAT!?! *feels redd’s forehed* You want some soup?
I feline fine fiziklee, pj.
Do you want me to look sternly at someone frum werk fer you?
Fanks, butt dat nawt halp mutch.
Wanna see Punkin and Toonces? Look at my pics!
Dey is berry purty. Witch wun is witch?
Punkin haz da wite feet and pinkee/blackee toes.
Ai dusn’t du anyfing dat anywun naimed Symin sez. Dats mai wun rool ov teh life!!!! STN!
Summtymez Kitteh amz
smrt~turr dan Hewminz. Liddill
Gye’z fyndeengz dat owtz!
Summurr Dayz habz lawtz
Majjikk powahz. Besstest awn
layzee afturrnoonz!!
Liddill Gyez burnz up
lawtza ennurrjee. Needz Napz
jusst lyke Kitteh duz!!!
Jack.
Awww, dat ohaiku has teh cyoot! Ai hazza piktur of mai bois as bebbehs sleepen onna couch wif mai kittehs. Dat ohaiku iz remindin me ov dat.
Kittehs iz gud roll modulz tu teech teh kiddehs nappy tyme.
whew…. ……. ….. ……. ………… . . …. . .. .. .. .ai thinnkto…… . … … ..♪
napz am gud!
Aiz wantz napz tu, butt mussed wayte till liddlol parrothed dotter iz hoam sayflee! Pleez CC git hur hoam sayfe! Aiz gonna hug hur an skweez hur an cawl hur Jorge! Ai hazza impayshunt!
How old iz yur dotter, ph?
(wishin her safely home fur yew!)
dotters can make uz teh KRAZEEZ! but, usually lands awn there feets.
WAKE UP! ok, Simon sez WAKE UP!
It’s rain hear too.
Kewl! Its stopped naow, butt (!) teh hole sitty will bii fludded, aifinkso! Eet ownlee rainz lyke dis wunce ebery tree oar fore yeers! Pleh! Dis plaice is gunna bii a MESS!!!
It’s a way of life hear. I likez da rain. We are gonna have snow preddy soon. Nice if you don’t havta go drivinin in it.
Heers a sad sawng…
Oh! Taht iz mai faborite sawng by himz! Such a talint!
It iz sad tho.
♫Don’t see Elysium
Don’t see no fiery hell
Just the lights up bright baby
In the bay hotel
Next wave coming in
Like an ocean roar
Won’t you take my hand darling
On that old dancefloor
We can twist and shout
Do the turtle dove
And you’re the one I love
You’re the one I love
The one I love ♫
Dis bee a reely guud sawng (aifinkso aneewai)
an Yay! Iz kawled Kafleen!
♫ all the other girls here are stars, you are the northern lights ♫
*sigh* iffen sumwun sung taht tew meh…..swoon!
Ai luv meh sum David Gray an Josh Ritter
I love Sail away… I have it as a ringtone when Hubbycat calls… And I always think – yes, I’ll sail away with you
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ooh – but it’s so bootifull!!
We saw him in concert a few years ago – it was good! You shud go, if he’s aloud in your neck of the woods…
Aiz wishin Ai kud joyne da kitteh and bebbeh inna nappy asted uv habbin tu go tu werk nao! Hai ebberybuddy. Maiz intertubes wuz knot werkin ryte fur a kupplo daiz. Pikked upp mai kidlet frum da smart kollij yestadai. Sheeze will bee hawgin da intertubes ober da hollyday kuz sheeze haz portint werk doo on Mundane. Sew, wyle Ai haz da tyme, Aiz wishin ebberybody onn ICHC a berry hoppy Fangsgibbon tu yu an yur fambleez. An fer doze uv yu hoo donut sillybrate Fangsgibbon, Ai wishin yu a berry gud dai! Habba drinkie onn mee!!
fankee {{{Fuzzywhisker}}} anna bery happee fanksgibbon tew u an ur famblee az wel! Sorree u haztew goe tew wurks, pleh!
BF?? wut on earf are u doing up at your hour???
wuurlll…..ai gotted haom frum wurks bowt 2 hrs ago an stil playin rownd awn teh ‘puter sted uv goin rite tew bed lyke ai solumlee swoar tew maiseff taht ai wud az soon az ai got hoam.
*luks sternly at BF*
Butt (snerk…) – wut did Simon say??? hmmm???
ai kno…butt ai wuz alwais awful at taht gayme, hee hee!
an an an synce it iz naow 4 ay yem, aifinkso ai bedder dew taht! Gud nite/moarnin!!
nite nite! sleep tite!!!
Pleh iz ryte!! Fangies fer da happee Fangsibbon wishez bluesfan473. Todai iz mai lass dai an Ai getz a fore dai weakend so Aiz happee bout dat an habbin mai dodder hoam fer da hollyday. Will cee yu awl nekst weak nless Ai kan gett onna pewtur ober da weakend! Bai!
bye bye Fuzzywhisker!!!
Fankies!
We donut do fangsgibbon offishulleh, allthough we have been knoen to make a turkey and invite freends over on the saturday after fangsgibbon to sillybrayte – but I try to do it unoffishuleh, and gib fangs for all I’m blessed with – is a good holyday
Have a happy hoppy fangsgibbon too!
Everybody stay busy sleeping…..