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I still liek toona beddurer
Mmmmm, cormz wif budderer…
No cormz!! Dis cobz da emtee!!! I wnatz mee munnies bak!! An An an an damajids furr mii deestress in trin ta eet nawt corms!!
Owaytaminit, EM — cormz iz goan cuz kitteh nomd em!! Iz ‘K!!
I no finkso — iffin he hadda nommed awl does corms hee wood hab budder awl ober heem fase and chinnychinchinchin ….. an bits ub corms too … Yoo eber eet a hole cobby cob and hab a kleen fase????
Noe, butt (!) kittehz can haz teh sef-kleenin feechur — dey nawt teh kneadin nappykinz
Iz nawt conbinved!!! He nose had tymes ta kleen ups — he steels trin ta nom!! I smells a rat!!
Hai!! Ai tuuk teh baf tudai!
Butt, iz nawt Caturday yet!
Den Hoo’s baf did ai tuuk?
Aifinkso teh hoomin nommed teh messy parts and gibbed teh kitteh teh nawt awl nommed yet bestest part uf teh cob tu finishify.
congarats dere aahz
yu leed da brayd wif mee an nightshayde
hmmm…bingul kittehs liek kornondekawbs…….wu noo?
wil haz tu test da williboi an sea
Fanky, willy boy! Letz can haz sum hawt buddured comrz 4 evvywun!
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N moar milk n cukkeez…
can I has mien fire roasted???
Fyr rowstid cukkeez? Um, shure, ifn datz haow U liek ‘em…
Glad tu see yoo r awayk adn well!
Bai, cheezpeeps!
Bai Mel! I hasta goez maisef… C U L8R!!
Cormgradulations, to both of you, all 3!
Woohoo! Concatyoolayshuns awn teh tawp spawt, Aahz.
Speeking of spawts *luks at kitteh* *titens CHRG (w/doi)* dat iz wun lubblee kitteh!
*nods*
yesh, yesh……..iza bingul kitteh
*haz an prowd*
u shur is bengul? luks berry mush lyke mine ocicat “Rocky”
ai fink ets an bingul….luk et da awl wite muzzel – berri importint markin fro binguls an da mix ob larj n smal spawts inn an iregulur patturn. kitteh be berri slindur to…doh iz prolly nawt ful groan.
ai finks occikats (berri beeutiflols) haz moar smal spawts inna almoast patturn an kinna hebeur bild dan binguls?
Tanks fur de infurmashun. Mai Ocikitty is heviur an dus hav darkur muzzel. dey ar all beyutifull do
*nods* dey ars awl beeutius…….deys beri similar lukin…wen ai gawt mai williboi ai fought ai wuz gitten an ossicat…..didn’t noe dere wuz moar dan wun breed ob spawtid kitteh….. et wuz et an kat show an ai cud nawt membur da breed naim
aifinks dey haz slightlee difrunt noeses two…….. occicats haz an bitt ob an bump/brake? noes an bingils iz sposed tu be liddle bit concave wif noe bump/brake…
duz yu haz pichoors ob yur kitteh???? ..
Fanky, Mel! Hab sum cormz n milk n cukkeez!
Conga Ratz!
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Fanky, cheesebrrgrr! Demz kyoot conga ratz!
nomnomnomnomnomnomnom
Kahching11!
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Ekwal oppurrrrtoonitee nommer.
Spot nom!
see spot nom
nom spot nom
Nom Nom Nom
*snerk*
wuz finkin……..da williboi duz maik nawm nawm nawm noiz wen heez eetin sumtiems……..
iz ufny …. sillah kittehboi iz soe noizy hims kant eben shuddup wen hims nommin……..
*heh* I hadda Meezer wunst hoo reelee liekted fish. Wun dai, aftur kleenin da dai’z ketch uv katfish, I givded himz summa da leftid-obberz onna playt. Himz dragded it offa da playt n startid nommin onna pees. I tryd 2 put da rest uv da katfish (da part himz wuzznt nommin awn) bak onna playt. BEEG MEESTAYK! Himz putted himz paw awn da fish WIF KLAWZ OWT, n growlded at me wyl himz steel nommin. Himz sowndid liek “ROWM ROWM Rowm Rowm rowm rowm…”
I startid 2 moov mai hand tword da fish agin, n moar “ROWM ROWM Rowm Rowm rowm rowm…” 
kitteh sez: noemz..noemz…noemz………iz mien!!!!
williboi iz beri talkitibe liek an meezur….butt eben moar obnoxshus.. yowlz yowlz yowlz….an dats wen hees happi
ai had an meezur wen ai wuz an kidlet/teen den an burmeezur an nao da williboi hoo iz da moast lowd an “vokal” ob awl ob dems………eerplugz – ai needs dem
Iz sumtymz spryzin wich kittehz b teh moar noyzee. I awlsew hadded uh part Skottish Foald hoo yowlded at nyt winebber herz wuz plaiyin wiffa peenk pyp kleenur. Hurz wood yowl sew lowd dat hurz voys wood ekko throo da hows — n mebbe wayk da ded!
It wood awlwaiz wayk me!! 
Kitteh awn See Fuud dyet!
Yep — himz seez fud, himz nomz it
mai kinda dyet!
No wae dis kitteh nommed dose corms!! Heem wood hab budder awl ober heem chinny chin chin!! Heem dooze nawt!! Dis hoomin is playin a twick onna heem gibbin himz an emptee cob!!
OH da Hoo Mann Itee!!!!
I’m wif yu, Elsa_Mama….I fink dis be a nawt so nice hoomin trik…dis kitteh onley gots empty corm on teh cops! I demand a recount!!! (I libs in Floridia, I kin do dat)
doan wurri … kitteh wil git reebinje
strawng lil bingul jawz wil chawmp doun awn dat kornkawb at runsrunsrunsawai wiffit……
wil run strayte fro da laundree rume an intu da kleen kloze tu rassil wif dasturdlee nomliss kornkawb
Aifinkso my Stinkurz wud eet dat cormycob…mine yoo.aifinkso dem wud eet Ennyfing!!
tehy has downd teh fud cubberd,frij,emtee playtes,bin,crawlercreepies,Hazels dins…..
I sware dem has growed elebenty times teh size in 2 weekweekweeks!!
Oh noes! Poor Hazel!
Hur iz starvinaytin az it iz!
**books flite to TTI**
Hang awn, Hazelmowse, I’m comin!
My kittehs be bulkin up.
I finkso dere be a rool in dis howse – u libs heer, u nawt gonna be teh skinnee.
I likes dat rool. Dats ower howse too!!
Ob corse,Hazelmowse is nawt reely starvated.Her am juss monkin about teh bois beein heer.*in..owt..in..owt.in..owt..in*..merrrrranG! merrranGGG!! *point at mouf*Fawl ober blargh DED!!*roll roll,GrumbleHisshisstwichytayl*
walk off ignore gormay ‘Hazel only’ noms..teh stinkurz move like greesed litenin an hooover it…*rinse lather repeat elbenteesebbentimes ina n hower. Srsly!
An they ‘helped’ me do a years worth of paperwerk lass night…
Cormnivor.
*pownces awn peejay*
ohai dere PJ yu iz blooey!!!! yu iz mai fren!!!!
*purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr*
*boing…boing….happitale dansdans awf da wallz*
“Purr purr, purr purr…..”………
is that a Savannah?
izza bengal……….
clikee mai naim tu see da reel willyboy inn mai pichoors
Wow! Whut a gorjus bengal kitteh yoo has! Whut fantastik markings . . .
byootiful plummage!
fankees…fankee beri mush!
*poofs upp wif prowdnis*
Mayb iz bengul, bud iz twin 2 myne ocicat “Rocky”
I think that’s an Ocelot. Got the coloring for one.
Cormnombengal!
Bengalz eet enyfing. My boi liked corn too!
relli? williboi iz kinda piki….onlee lieks da moas spensib grayne frie gushifuds……hims duz lub budder doe………an da kashunil birdee
My gurls want peeplol fuds And gushiefuds…Butt! only da fresh can.
Once da gravey is gone, dey do nawt want. Spoiled divas!
williboi an suzyq doan liek moas peepul fuds……
dey krazy lubs pork chawps doe…
whi doan nobuddy maik pork gushifuds???
Dey shud. Bacon gravey. Can you imagine? *faints*
Poek poek… dere yoo goze, poek gushifuds.
*Suddenly revives* *Puffs up fur* (Twice normal size, so no one gett’s any ideas abowt takin gushies away) *Nommmmmmms*
More gravy, plz!
Oar wud she radder have toona?
Ai iz steel laffin sew hard, can’t breeve, fawlin awf mai purch obur dat! Fanks Duffy!
Me too! Mefinks teh gnu kitteh mah has fownd itz forever hoem . . .
Aifinkso tu, gize – I will keep yu updatied for shur.
Mah neese has taked a pikshur of her an sent it to me bah teh emails. She is a floofee tuxedo girl wif white chin an muzzle. I has such tender funnee lols becuz neese never has had a kitteh, onlee goggees, tho she luvs all littul lifes. She also ahs 2 hommin boy-childs ages 7 and 3. Teh 3 has not been abul to make frenz wif teh goggies becus they are big an rowdy, but has alredy maed frends an plaed wif teh kitteh…ther cud be teers if kitteh goes awayeee…so *gigglol* we’ll see.
I iz waitin for teh final, fatal moment –
WHEN DEY CALLS HER BY A NAEM!!!
“kitty” is a nayme! its tew layte!!!
Be shur to keep us posted! BTW, I lykes teh naym Beauty. Sownds lyke she iz wun. So purrhapz thatz teh nom – I mean naym – she has bin waytin for!
WANT tymes elebenty!!! (da kitteh, dat is, nawt da emptee corm cobbie)
Rly! Datz wun byootimuss kitteh
awwwwwww…dats adorubbull!!!!!
wun ob my all-time favritest LOLz:
i has many corms
ohai ther evreewun, its teh burfday fairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to Hippynz an moonrunner22000 an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today! i haz bringd nommy fudjy caeks, taysty orinj cake wif lemmin icing, iskreem, sparkly party punch, noyzemakers, an goodie bags filled wif bownsy balls taht liet up wen they bownse, liddle wind-up raysing turkees, kandee, an puffy vejtible stikkers liek corms an taters an tomaters an borccoleez an skwish, wif googly eys!! an a big swish ob the burfday wand to making all your burfday wishes come troo!
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WOOHOO!! BURFDAY FAIRY HAZ ARRIBED!
*sploded donkey qwicklee rearranges*
HAPPY BURFDAY HYPPYNZ AND MOONRUNNER22000 ET AL. !!
*bwounces into teh bownsy balls and hopps arwon blowingz teh noyzee makurs*
It’s yer burfday
an dats wunnurmuss
it’s yer burfday, it’s troo!
ebben doe deres
uddurs sharin it
dere is onlee WUN SPESHUL U!
(I maded dat up juss noaw!! *gloats hammily* )
*donkey hugs furr hyppynz and moonrunner22000 an all teh burfday peeps ebbreeware*
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
*clappityclappity* grate song kafleen!!!
tanks!
oooh, taht iz a FABYOOLUS burfday song!!
o noes…. de spawts… de strieps… de wiskurs…. ai kannawt halp maiself… nawt-sekkund tiem ebuh, butt(!)
*SPOLORT*
ohnoes da beeutee ob da bingal klaim anudder bictim….
*Sweeping up deh braynez, sweep, sweep. Awl in a BEEG pile.
*Rinsee dems inna sparklolin grean tee
*Scoopee, scoop, shovvel, shovvel, pour bak inna hed
*Adn tukitee, tuk, tuk awla braynez bak in deh hed.
*Pull on deh CHRG (wif pics uv williboi onnit akshully)
*snugee, snug, snug.
*Rappitee, rap, rap wif deh goozee tayp.
Hear – nok bak dis shawt ob skotch.
An wun fro meh tu……..dis reskew stufs iz tieren.
OK u lukking bedder awlreddy, tehluvkat. Now I just tuk u up in deh floofee blankee. heerz a chokklit possum, sum tax forums & an an hawt, hawt chowklit.
mehbe laidur yu kin luk et da pichors ob williboi awn mai profile…butt onlee wif purtectibe goggles……..
ai fanked yu wid gammacat belouw, butt(!) haz tu sai, ainfinkso de skotsh ai had rafter turnin frum mai reehursul mite haz halped tu bring on dis splort, LOL. stil, anuther never hurts… chiers! (*lukin furmly awai frum de pikchurs of williboi on de CHRG*)
oh now! a bengal induced splort!!!
weee-oooo! weee-ooo!
heer comes the CCC!
*scoopity teh braynes*
*rinse wif lemming water (sparloling)*
*plot braynes intew hed cabity*
*pat hed bones in playce and apply lotsa ducky taype*
*snap on bran new eggstra strength CHRGwdoi*
*applly goosee taype*
*leed viktum to recubery lownge*
now, heer are some HGGs, a warm drink, and sordid choklit possums.
snuggle unner this blankee and dinna lookit beautimaus kitteh until yew feel better!
*smiels weekly*
o fankew willy boy an gammacat, ai wuz in reel trubbel thair! *snugguls intew blankee an noms chioklit possums*
ackcherally ai fielz strainjly bettur fur de splort, ainfinkso it kleered mai hed! butt(!) wil nawt luk at williboi pickchurs jus yett, due nawt truss maiselv!
*fyoo* *triez hard nawt tu fink uff strieps an spawts…*
dat iz won beauteus kitteh!!!
*titunz CHRG adn tinkz awf IRS awdutz*
jollee gud iedea Catena, ai nau noes tu mai kost whu happins wen yu luks at pickchurs liek dese widout adde… adiq… enuff protekchuin! hole onna dose CHRG!
Him has a corm. Nice.
Oh, man. Is that a Savannah Cat? I want one of those! But I saw on TV they’re rare and cost like 20 grand.
That’s way out of my kitteh budget range. I’m more of a Kitten Rescue kinda guy. There’s some real bargain’s to be had there! But no Savannah Cats.
Ohai, db. Savannah kats is verreh pritteh too. We luvs teh kittehs, awl kynds. But ther is nuthin better than sumwun hoo reskyews kittens! Keeping up teh gud wurks.
Teh kittehs needs us . . .
such a pretty kitteh!
Iz dis da Bengal Cat? me frien had twoz but gave them to bad ex hubbi for easy exit. She lurved em too much to put through kitty claims court.
Iz pritty shur iz an bingul … da eers kwite nawt rite fro an savannah cat doh dey uze lawts ob binguls inn da savannah breedins soe iz harde tu bee pawsitibe…
Ize Nommin Fangsgibbin Corms