In one ear—>
In one ear—> —>Out the other
kittehs nawt sew gud wif teh listening.
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ddi yu sae sumtink?
Congrats, catena!
Othx! adn tu nenne adn carosue, tu!
*drags in the noms and sips frum the otter fred*
heres sum parfay (there’s a hole eggstra HYOOOOJ bowl for the donkey – for wehn she pops by…) and a drink , MMM and I have started on those – is always 5 oclock sumwhere… and of corse sum tee an cawfee an joosies for the brekkfust club…
Chee-eeez!!
*hic, hic, stagger, flop in a cawner*
*snurt*
W00t!! catena b leeding deh freeway ty wif nennepus and carosue!!
I duz deh “I can’t heer u” dans in ur onner!!
*hopz on wun foot adn shakifyz deh hed
*wigglolz butt adn dansez in a surklol
*hopz on uzzer foot adn shakez hed agin
*Stikz owt tung and runz away!
ddi yu here sumtink?
*hopz adn wigglolz adn shakifyz*
*pawzez*
did i heer sumfing?
Huh, gess not!!
*hopz adn wigglolz adn shakifyz sum maor*
how important informashun shud be received…
Lyk wot?
Audut frum IRS
Brudda kumen tu visut wif himz beeg famelee
Canculashun awf elektisetee
Dont press teh redd buttun (du yu unnerstan?)
E….
Eggs press mail frum Aunt Mabel
Forty zillion spam emayoz
Gas bill
H….
Helth noos updayte
Injooree law soot
Jugglol yur credit offerz
K. . .
Kolleckshun peepz riting angree letterz
Lectric bill (tew haigh az awlwayz)
Mail uv nekst-door naybur
Notiss uv prawpertee takzes due
Offerz fur credit cardz @ elebenty percent intrest
P…..
Ouchies!
kitteh filing system!
Ai wuns seed sumwun wiv eer rings awn – wun sed “in” teh uvver sed “owt”!
ROFLMAO!
lol: lol:
Fanks, anni! Made ma day!
*gigglol*
Ai keap lukkin 4 dem, but nebber seed dem in teh shops.
i betcha ai cud make some
Yesh yesh!! Jamamakitty is teh BRILLYUNT jewlree maker ..see..*holds up wrist wiv lubbly Jamamakitty brayslitt I has*
*sneeks up stealthily and sneekily behine Tidmum*
YOINK!
*runsawayfast wif bracelet*
*to admire it in teh lite, of coarse*
Mah eerz. They dripz with yor wurds.
And mah mowth. It dripz with sarkazms.
Hooman comments GIGO for kitteh.
“blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah NIP blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah TREAT blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah NOMS blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah”
Iz liek teh Gary Larson “Far Side” kawmiklez:
Watt goggeez heer
Watt kittehz heer
:snerk: sew tru!!
sommtimm, tha kitteh need 2sleep on 1shoulda~…annd thinnk about carfulli. shiiii…. … .. u tommorro.♪
*Waivez tu carotte!! *
I awlway haz a happy tu see u!!!
“Wah wah wah wah wahwah wah wah wah wahwah wah.”
Yes, ma’am.
Peanuts ref ftw!!
Ai’d say it fitz.
Wouldn’t you?
it’s purrrfekt!!!
*hand CK a drink*
Cheez!!!
*accepts drink from Nennepus*
Thank you, Nennepus.
I didn’t listen to my teachers very well, either.
gud ni grogro smuch all. ♪
Schmoo to yu carotte…
That is my cat Zidane, he’s the best cat in the world.
Adn him iz berry kewt, tuu!!!
Congratz on habbing ur kittyon deh frunt page!!!!!!
{{{{Cindylou}}}}
{{{{Zidane}}}}
Deer Cindyloo!! Hai an hao grate to hav a nao fehmaus kitteh! An such a reelee sweet luking wun az well. Luks a lot laik mai adorablol Mitzi – cept she luked moar grrrrrrl laik! Verree dayntee – wiff teenee tainee pawzes.
But – ar yoo SHUR he’s teh best cat in teh whirrrld??? Becuz ai wuz KWITE shur mai Barney wuz!
Cindylou dis iz indede a byootimus kitteh, luks alot lyke my auzzikins.
Butt (!) iz nawt shure abowt him being teh best cat in teh whird, cos ai finnk ai haz tehm at mai howse
Congrats, Cindylou! He is a verreh nyce lukking tabbeh! Whut a sweet boi!
♫♪♫♪
Hay dere, u wif deh starz in ur iiz
Lub neber made a fool uv u
U uzed 2 b tu wize.
♫♪
Hay dere, u on dat hi flying klowd
Tho shii won’t throw a crumm 2 u
U think sum day shii’ll kum 2 u.
♫♪
Bedder furget hur
Hur wif hur noze in deh air
Shii haz u dansing on a string
Break it adn shii won’t cair.
♫♪
Won’t take dis advise
I hand u like a bruzzer.
Oar r u not seeing fingz too kleer
R u tu mutch in lub tu heer?
♫♪
Iz it awl going in wun eer
Adn owt da uzzer?
♫♪
i hopez dis werkz
ohai Cweenie, ai uses yer info on the cryer fur makin a linkie bloooo… but duz yew has info on embedding teh bideos der toooo???
(btw, ai is gettin rilly, rilly, rilly
EXCITED!!!!!!!)
or izzit teh same? wut ai meeded wuz using the
a href fing fur teh word link to teh URL…. ai nawt makin sense deze daze!!
Grate sawng fur this LOL!!
Eben if googlol iz yur frend, yoo still noe wich sawngs to luk for!
Wut kin eye say??? I wuz raized in deh 50z wen radio wuz king!
I’ve seen this happen lots of times, but usually it rattles around inside the head for a while first.
Dis kitty haz deh Xpress system!!!
Huh. I gess i b deh onlywun heer!!!
Noe! Ai aer heer fur anuvver minnit oar 2!
Oh Hai, anni!! I hopez ur habbing a gud day!
Ohai mai cween! Ai had 2 go an do sum pleh howsewerk! Nawt a bad dai tho – nuffin bad haz happined *nokks wud an wisperz “unberufen”*
Ai’z heer – well on adn orf….
*poors anuvver glarse of NP’s rasple beech*
*sip, sip, hic, hic*
Ai think itz gonna bee kinda slo fur teh next fyoo daiz, wif ebreewun running around traing to cleen teh hauzes fur Thanksgibbing.
Well, that’z what AI am dooing, eneway!
I noez!! frum now threw Lolmas, thingz will b kinda kwiet heer, ifinso!!
OH!!! But West River rat b wanting tu haz a Noo Yeerz Day Parade, witch Ifinso b a grand idea!!! Wii needz tu habbing him orgamanize it!!!
Zidane is extremely addicted to kitteh treats, temptations everyday
can hims play footbowl 2es?
erm… sowreh… ai mended sokkur
Heee heee – yur Austreean iz showing!
It’s my son, Sean! Sean, how u getted on heer?
Aifink it’s ebbriwuns kidlet!
Sean sez: Whut!?
u got dat rite. i kin see his contemphus look in mah mines eye….
This is me kids too Kafleen. LOL But we where not likes this when wiis was kids.
You wuz.
I wuzzunt.
*runns away larffing an gibbing a raspberry*
Ha ha looks like my friend dylan
Kitteh haz teh selecktive heering leik mai daddeh uzed tu ackuze mi uv havin.
so cute
how do you turn that like that but i love kittehz!!!