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katzilla
runs!!!!
Congrats, willy boy!
Concatulashuns Wb adn anni.
Aifinkso teh conga ratz will nawt dans cuz teh big kitteh looks teh hongree.
Wii can haz mulligan stoo foar teh peepz dat be in merika. Wii can haz teh pittchur uf beerz too go wif.
Foar Anni adn teh rest uf TTI, Wii haz teh Url Gray adn teh shortcaek biskits.
Thx, Ai liek Url Gray tee. Puddy_tat duzn’t tho!
pleh !
although i’ll eat shortcaek biscuits
nom nom nom
thanks!
Sabe sum fur me! Ai haz a hongree.
*washes crumbs off whiskers*
oops…
sorry…
ai doan finkso… u? sry? srsly?
welkums anni an WRr!!!
mai dat iz wun laborit trayn settup!!!!
Wooo wooo woooooot!
Awl abored da kittehzila eggspress!
nawt sekkund stawp iz da tye bootike!!
Con-CAT-enayshunz 2 willy boy hoo iz atta tawp spawt tyd wif annipuss! Bowf uv U gitz 2 goe 2 da Tybooteek!
oopzee. Conga Ratz!!
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AArghhh It’s kitteh kong!
LOLZ
Oh nose! It’s the cat who got reelly big!!
Kwik get onna trayne!!! iz katzilla
GMTA
Congrats, dolls! on a 2-way tye for nawt sekkund. And naow I gotta run off on an errand, but not before
*conga conga con GA
*hauls in tea cart loaded with martoonies, Dry Sack sherry, cheese straws, and home-made taco chips and pico de gallo*
kthxbai!
I didn’t know Gulliver was a cat!
The 8.03 to waterloo are delayed due to a giant kitteh on teh line…
Heerz dis kitteh’z yungur cuzzin awn Star Trek:
ssssqqquuuueeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!
whut a kyoooot kitteh!
*titens CHRG and finks of taxes*
LOL, at furst I red dat az “finkz of Texas”!!
do they has finks in Texas??
is that leik teh separatist thing?
Mike Fink werked teh Ohio Rivver, witch is nawt in Texas, as far as my geo-graphs tells me.
Fink iz 80 milols norf of Dallas. Der iz 25 peeplolz dat live in Fink. So der are at leest 25 finks in Texas.
ssssssqqqqqqquuuuuuuueeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!
cut kitteh atack!
LOL!! even the right musick!
I likies that one . I have a weakness for the bazarre videos that makes things look biggers then they are.
Oh noes! Wunst tehy gets a taste of hyooman flesh, tehy are man-eeters forevurs!
(I wunder if dat also holds true for Cokee-Colas?)
Peaz in a flannik!!!!!!
mebbe eff u add sum rhum tew teh cokee cola…
Cheezes twice! Geddin teh trayne! Itz a ………. hyooj rillee pritteh OBNP kitteh!
Luuks liek teh kitteh iz gettin ober an unfortunate haircut.
I notised taht too… teh tayle is floofy an tehrs sum fethring around teh feets, but overall is notsogud.
Three year old wif sizzers?? MANGE??
Mebbe kitteh is changin size, like when teh supperheroze go from geek to ginormous an tehr shirts, but not ther pants, all tear off.
I finso if i wuz a geekee guy hoo wented frum normal tu ginormus adn mai old pantz still fit, i wud … well, um, er,
nebermind!
*runz tu deh Nawty Barn*
luks liek hur nawtsolong ago gawted spayed aifinkso.
tehCween is spayed?!?!?!
Um, yes, but but but but, how did WRr noez dat?? Haz hii ben lukking at mai mediklol rekkerdz????
*eyez WRr suspishushlee*
Ai tipped teh YNG hare dressur free cheezburgerz. Dem noez eberyfing.
RAWR! RAWR! RAWR! AI IS TEH KING UV MAI JUNGLOL!
inn teh junglol
teh mietee junglol
teh kitteh stawks tewnite…
Kitteh is wrong scale for O gague toi traine.
aifink diz iz OMAI gage…
PFT! WP won’t let me reply to NS…..
Wut is OBNP?
orinj but not poison! (ai has wun)
Fanks gammacat. Mai answur gawt eeted bai WP modurashunz.
Test Dis iz teh test.
Awl YNG candy dates plz tu report tu teh NB Hawt tubz.
I haz a beeg worried!!! I wuz pettin mii Jazzeh puppeh an founded two beeg lumpees unner heem jaw!!! Wun onaa eech side — beeger den I felted afour. I chekked anna da Lady Jane nawt hab deez lumpers ….
I hab apointermint wif da V-E-T toomorrow at fore o’klok. Ihab ta wate too too too long wif dis worried …. I feelz likee cryin!!!
{{{{Elsa_Mama and Jazzeh}}} **sends eggstra powerful healin beems**
noes… don’t get upset! it may be something really simple… my sister’s dog has, er, fatty tumors wich r harmless. no point in getting upset before u know what’s going on…
{{{{{{{{{EM}}}}}}}}}
I nose i nose — butt eetz hard …… i keepz feelin da lumpers — I nose dey wuz nawt der afour! maebee jest swollen lymph nodes — butt y oh y is dey swollen??!!
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I hugz u berry berry berry berry berry berry berry berry berry tite!
itz not wut u b finking it iz!!!!
U will not b luzing tu babehz in wun yr!!!
Mah dad has lumpy fing on him neck and anklol butt i gess dey r not impoartunt cuz he juss leebs dem dere. Dere’s a lady at wurk dat has wun on her hand, too. I gess sumtimes doze lumps rnt as bad as dey look. So I says prayurs dat ebbryfing beez okay.
{{{{Elsa_Mama}}}}}
ohai EM – whut Kafleen sed – I ussa hazza wunnermuss pitbullgoggeh whowazmyhartansoul…him had does lumpees an ebber so often we’d hazza trip to hazzem removed…an, an, an, he wuz fawn cullerd…so affer a whiles him sorta looked like a patchy werk kwilt in spawts, butt (!) him lived to be berry old goggeh afore him crosst teh bridj.
kitteh ees hongrey! geve hem a chezzbugr!
REWARD: A BEEG KESS OMG! IV BEN KESSD BYE A KITTEH!
lol & gud loc!
oh noes! mouew mouew! BEEG KITTEH! EEEEEEEEE! RUAN!
{{{ Elsa_Mama }}}
Ai hoap Jazzeh bi ok. Izzit ware teh lymph nodes bi? Coold bi an infeckshun.
oh noes! giant kitteh!
Meeeow, Meeeow….Help! Help!…Meeeow, Meeeow…
Oh noes! Dey say he got to go! Go, go, Catzilla!
this remind anyone of stuart little?
dont think soo
Twilight Zone
im in it
whatever the cat says goes! lol
u cant tak chezzbugerr frm kitteh! OMG!