Am I supposed to be impressed? I makes six at a time.
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Adn dey iz teh kyooter, 2
Congrats, Aahz! U leed teh macrame.
Fanky, annipuss! Letz awl haz sum milk n cukkeez 2 sillybrayt!
Milk and cukkeez, yay! Fanks Aahz!
Conga ratz Aahz!
Fanky, parrothead! Haz sum milk n cukkeez wif us!
Conga Ratz! Xactlee!
<:3)~<:3)~<:3)~<:3)~<:3)~<:3)~<:3)~<:3)~<:3)~
but this one IS teh big!
Butt, if yu haz six ov dem, yu kin haz teebee show!
I thotted dat wun 8 uvvem…
2 in wun litter adn 6 in teh udder. Wadebber.
Herz haz udderz?
prolly, aifinkso.
I thot wif 6 u got eggroll!
Eggroll adn sellebbritty stattuss. Yup.
wut do I get for a haff duzzen??
prolly teh shock of ur lief…
Adn stretch marks… lotsa stretch marks.
sympathee.
letssee, u can has…
Acoustical terror 24/7
Bebbeh fud in NE and ebbry cupboard
Comforters reddy to use in awl pawsliblol plaices
Diapers -elebenty milliun packages
E…
Endless feedings, at every howr on teh howr
Funneh storehs to tell awl yor frenz, if yoo livs throo them,
Gurls, boys, sum of eech, whutever
H . . .
Halp, skreeming fore
Icy creem fer elebenty
Joos bauxes ebreeware
Kinda wantin tew krawl inno bed an neber git owt
Lots uv wipe wipe wipes
M…..
hours and hours ov laundree, eberee day,
ibyewprowfin – industreel syze
jabbed inna eyez
kool-aid staynez (jist buy a red carpit nao)
l…
Luvving fambly to halp u -hopefully!
Muther in law telling u that ur doin it rong…
Neibours nagging abowt teh strollers blocking awl teh stairway
Ohaikus frum Jack Deth to cheer u up!
P…
Pee, lots of it! And teh uther thing too.
Quik, go get a napkin, this behbeh’s barfin!
Run, go git anuther wun, this wun’s barfin too!
S . . .
Sh1t…an lawts ob et
Toiz ebryware
Unnerfoots kidlets awldatiem
V…
Very large sleep deficit
Wobbloly feet frum teh runnin’ rownd awl day long
X-tra larj packages awf valerian
Y…
Y oh Y did we hav awl these behbehs, we must hav bin INSANE!!
follered by . . .
ZZZZZzzzzzzzz ah finally sum sleep
*WAH!!!!!!!!!*
this lol-jurney throo teh joys of parinthood brot to yoo by: honeycakerabbit, gremlin, bluesfan, parrothead, and willyboy
P.S. Yor Gremlin is wun of 6 children . . .
so I noes of whut I be speekin, LOL!!!!
akshulee, Iz nawt even speeking frum xperience yet. Teh deterrence, we does it!
dis list iz whi ai haz noe kidlets….butt lawts ob kittehs
Wun iz hardlee werf teh bovver
kin et purr oar sumfin ?
Yeh, sumfin — butt(!) iz 2 lowd, n duzzn’t sownd sew kyoot…
kinda hayreliss, dat wun.
follikally challinjed!
WIN!
adn myen dont cri!
Dey mew, tho — wich sownz kyooter dan criein…
hooray! a 6-way braid! congaratz tew awl! …hmmm. where iz those liddle guys? aren’t they spozed tew be owt heer dansing?
iz moast beeutiful kitteh inn dis pichoor……… *nods*
ohai luk dere an kidlet dere two……..hoo lef dat dere???
pleez tu reemube smal hoomin….iz blokin vuwe ob kitteh…
Ohey — I hazza liddul nownsmint!
.
Memburz uh fyoo daiz agoe win we wuz awl tawkin Jeopardy? I sed mai frind wuz gunna b awn sune. Whale, herz iz gunna b awn Jeopardy Fankyzgivvin nite (Nov. 26st). Evvyboddee b rootin 4 Nancy n hoapz herz winz!
Tath’s eksiting, Aahz! Ai will root for ur frend!
Ai will root fur hur! Ai wadshiz Jeopardy eberee nite!
I cant tell hwos kuter.
ai vote fur teh furry won
yups, ai sekkond taht vote!
Really ?
I vote for them both equally. Beautiful kitteh and sweet, adorable babeh!
Mmm, smells liek chikkn!
Awl da chikkinz at “Cow-Fil-A” sai “Eet moar cheezburgerz”
mai bebeh kittehs kan walkz n uz teh litturbocks erlee. dis ting taeks teh long tyme 2 du dose tings. mai bebeh kittehs maor betteh, ai finkso.
Yor furless offering, it displeezes meh.
*snork*
aifinks yu kneeds tu kleen ets litturbaux wif an kwikniss…….
kthxpewpewbai
LOL “kthxpewpewbai”…u mades me splurt watur tru mai noze – ai sez dis to mai hubbee alla times aftur ai feeds him hiss faborite sausage and beans and he sez “wunnerful honey, thx!”
*refinks dis post …tmi…hed nods….luks foar delete buttun, no lucks, hopes cheezepeeps will jus pertend dey neber saw..crosses paws*
Heehee:
Thxgiffun kostuymz fur yur kittehs
LOL!!! grate link Catena! I luv teh meezer in teh chicken kostomb!!
Himz luuk kinda lyke…’iffen ai klose mai eyez, it’ll goe awai. iffen ai klose mai eyez it’ll awl haz bean a bad dreem…’
yup! I just want to snuggle him and give him treets! after some odder peep removes the costume, of korse!
How menneh pointy enz deffs occured durecklee afturr?
Dat maed me sad 4 teh pore kittehs
Aiz TRINE tu plai wyle ai eet my loncsh at mai deggsk. Teh stoopy odder peeps heer paruntlee donut see mai FUD in frunt ov me an keep bringin me wurks! DO NAWT WANT!
*hedbats stoopy odder peeps*
Flick dem orf teh deggsk wiff ur fingur.
Iz tew bad hoomin nawt can haz reetraktibble klawz
Urz iz kinda wiffy tew, ai finks wii hazza lidderbaux fail heer!
ohai Africat! Ai hasnt seen yew in a while. Any news on teh little rescue kitteh?
Ohai Gammacat! The little orange-kitteh spent a week at the v-e-t. Unfortunately his leg was very badly injured. The DrTinyvet reckons he’ll never be able to walk on the leg again, but at least it wasn’t necessary to amputate. I’m feeding him every day and he already looks much better than before. I’ll keep my eye on him and help wherever I can. Wish the news was more cheery, but at least he has a chance at a life now.
awww, {{{liddle orange kitteh}}}. U iz such a guud purrson tew hep teh kittehs, aifinkso ur hart iz big as awl owtdoors {{{{{AfriCat}}}}}
{{{{{AfriCat}}}}} FangQ for teh update. littlol orinj kitteh is luckee to have yew around!
{{{{{{pore li’l orinj kitteh}}}}}}
Iz gud dat orinj kitteh hazza grate frind liek U, AfriCat. U iz full uv win n awsum!
{{{AfriCat and li’l orinj kitteh}}}
I has a deep impressed at ur kindness! It b sad him not hop and run so well NEmoar, butt poor li’l kitteh ownly got hims chance because of u! A berry big hart, u indeed has it!
ohai Africat, that’s grate news!
it’s hard trying to taek care of teh homeless kittehs… seems liek a neverending job someteims, and can be so sad…..
SO I has a good news today on teh same topic: I took a feral male into teh Hoomane Soc. to be tested/fixed today. If tehy are FeLV+ they r put to sleep. This is teh very first adult male to test negative! So maybe I is making progress!
*hopes*
You can only do what you can, and hope for the best.
{{{{Africat}}}}
{{{{AfriCat and orinj kitteh}}}}
Sumtiems yoo kinnawt do awl. A meerakul wuld be in uther hands than yors, ifinkso. But yoo did moar than ennywun elz; yoo did teh best yoo culd. And so teh kitteh got a beddur chantz. Is moar than enuff that he has an angel lukkin over heem.
May yor kyndniss be rewarded menneh tymes over, dear AfriCat.
Thanks for all the kind words. As our Lord loves us, we should love and help those who can’t help themselves.
{{{{AfriCat}}}}!!
rollin, rollin, rollin!
keep dem eyebawls rollin!
soon dere will bee trollin
tew tell uz haow awful it iz tew hold a bebbeh up tew a kitteh, doan
bee suprized wen kitteh loozez kontrolz an BREEVES awn bebbeh O teh hayuge manatee!
rawhyde!
*KRACK!!!*
Trollin..trollin..trollin,
Tho theyur disapprobin’,
Keip dem trolleez mobin’, rawhyde!
Don tri tu unnerstand dem,
Jist rope an’ throe an’ brand ‘em.
Sune da burfdai fairy wil bee hear,
Tu mube dem owt, hed dems up…
Awf tu da faktrees dey goez.
Rawhyde!!
*KRACK!!*
u gais r amazing
kafleen, ai lubbed ur sawng awn teh hammyster lol, an bery impressibe delibery!
LOL! tanx
An gud job tu yu too WB!!!
Mien will be outta mah furs in a fyoo munfs. Ur stuk fur at leest 18 yeerz.
Ai win.
Yabbut u’ll be like a grate-grate-grate-grandparent before u’r 10. STN.
*thinks of all teh krissmus presents u’d have to buy*
*faints*
*waves smelly
sockssalts under skwerl’s nose*Donot forget about teh birfdays and graduations and St. Swithin’s day prezzies also.
*starts to choke*
*initiates speed dial sequins for nine-elebenty*
*dials* pound sine, star, star, 71077345, pound sine, smash keys
*gets dial tone*
*dials* star, pound sine, etc. sine…
Duzzent yoo has tu dial 9 tu get an owtsyd lyn?
Dammit!
*shakes lolphone to clear it*
*dials* 9, pound sine, star, star, 71077345, pound sine, smash keys
*gets dial tone*
*dials* star, pound sine, etc. sine…
*contemplayts yelling owt teh window fur teh fyrmenz kitteh-corner akraws teh street*
Shh! Ur making me lose my place. Now I has to start speed dialing all over again again.
Um, LCB? I fink shii duzzent need teh smelly
sockssalts ne mohr. Mebbe if yoo moob dem away?Dere izza plays tu put dem way up awn teh shelf ober there…
phewdozeamstinkee
*comtemplaytes tellin Mel to quit contimplayting and yell*
Mebbe it wood halp if LCB wood tayk teh smelly
sockssalts awf ur nose?*nods vigurussly*
*struggles intew hazmat suit*
*picks up sock wif elebennetee foot long tongs*
*frantically looks for disposal*
AAARRRGGGHHH!!!
Jee, dat sownz liek uh seen frum “Monsters, Inc.”…
*contemplaytes tellin skwirrlgrrl to stop contemplaytin adn tell Mel to quit contemplaytin and yell*
ARRRGGGGHHHHHHHAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
(it appeered dat yellin’ wuz needed — sewz I yelled)
Doan fur-gitz 2 dyl ur akownt coad…
GRRRR! We’ll never get halps like this.
U knoes whut? I is gonna text nine-elebenty instead.
Lessee… *searches teenytiny screen for text app*
“Enter password” *types* lcbisqueen– *looks around* *hides phone* *finishes typing*
Ok. Now, “enter address” *types* Four score and seven years ago, our fathers…
isn’t it “our fore fathers”
*sigh*
I knows. I is gonna rite nine-elebenty a old-fashioned letter.
NOw, where is a piece of pen and a papers?
oops!
yew were right an I was wrong! I always wondered why he had four fadders!
Well it *DOES* say that they brought “fourth” on this continent…
O noes! Datz da rong address! Heerz da rite wun:
“Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears. I come not to bury Caesar, but to praise him…”
*hangs owt windo*
Yoohoo!
Mr. Fyrmenz! Wii need sum halp in cheezland!
Hao menni fyrmenz (adn wimminz) du wii need?
Um. Just a minnit. I’ll get bakk tu yoo.
*turns bak tu room*
Wal?
AWL of dem!
U axed firemans to come here? That’s brilliant! Have them bring some pens and papers, plz. kthxandapostagestamp
Jess fyrwimminz heer, plzthxbai
*unfaints*
wouldn’t it be more green to use teh ponie espresso?
*refaints*
Oh. Rite. Wut wuz I finking?
*leenz bak owt of windo*
Yoohoo is mii agin! Awl uv dem, plz!
Hmmm.
At leest mah wrinklols will be cuvverd by mah luxurious furz.
And we’ll just never mind that it’s a male cat doing the sniffing. He has six kittens, everyone is gonna get a surprise.
*KRACK!!!!*………..CAEK INNA BRAKERUME!!!!………KRACK*
trows * upp dere………….
CAKE!!!! Fanku! I has a big hungry and an overwhelming need of chocklit. Mebbe there b chocklit cake???? Pwease?
I takes it whutebbur it is!
*nomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnom…*
Yay, caik!!!
*dives hedfurst inno hayuge pyle uv choklit caik ala Skarfais*
hao yu gunna git awl dat fraustin owt ob does turkee fethurs BF?
hay, ai iz alwais plannin. Naow wii haz main korse/dessert combo fer fanksgibbon, cholkit frawsted turkee (wiff prolly-shuddnt-eet-itz stuffin)
ohai dere HCR!!! *boop*
yu kin haz caek wif debils fud wif darc choklit fraustin
oar yello caek wiff fudgee fraustin
oar jurmin chawkit caek………
wuteber iz yur fabrits wee hazzit!!! .
Oh, grate! I takes aaaaawwl of them! I has sum IRL confyooshun and needs sum sweet!
{{{willy boy}}}
*nomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnonmomnonomnomnomnomnom…*
*offers red velbit cuppycaeks wif creem cheez icing*
*falls over larffing*
O noes! teh anallity, it has meh in itz clutches!!
*trolly voyce obburcums teh donkee*
The cat says he can MAKE six at a time, not that he can HAVE six at a time. This is a perfectly reasonable claim for a Tom.
*shakes hed*
Ooh, teh trolliness obburcamed meh!
O noze! Hour dawnkee frend haz bean pozezzed by teh dreded t-r-o-l-l-s!! Kwik! Kawl teh eggsorsist! Anna pair-o-mediks!! Anna fyremens!!!
*ponderz*
Anna pair-o-medics … ???? Anna haz spleet purrsunallity???
Anna Fyremens??? Wun ub Anna purrsunallities iz a crisscross dressin fyremenz?? Oar is Anna reelee a fyrewhoamenz??
{{{kafleen}}}
It werks. Adn yoo noes wii lubs yoo!
Nao, awl yoo hasta do is hab sum dis anti-trolliness med’sin.
Erm, yes, it r inna hyooj parfay-glass-shayped boddel, wai you ask?
*opens mouf weakly*
*yooses grate caer tu pur in teh stripey med’sin frum teh parfay-glass-shayped boddel, alternayting wif smallol byts of crispee-chooee warm adn gooee strohmberri wafflol tu aid in teh digestion of sed med’sin*
Duzzat halp, Kafleen?
*BUUUUURP*
*plops obbur lazzilee wiff a smile*
*skwelch*
ewww…um kafleen…yu felled awn dat trowel an skwarshed et…
izz nawt yur phault … et wuz wai doun dere awn da flure trien tu peek et da kittehs baksied fro sum reesun……..
ware bee da kleenup krue?
ohai burfdai fairy! wee knead kleenup awn isle fibe!!!
*sets owt orinj warnin cones roun da skwishy mess*
i r woozy noaw……..
mah vishun….it r blurry…..
*holds hoofy owt weekly*
plz….i needz too bee forcefed parfays and cherry pie fillinged wafflols wiff wippy cream and peecans an maplol syrup……
yesh, I r weak…
wutchu meen, dere’s ham heer too?
ooh dat duz soun gud……….
wuntoo ordurs ob sherri pie fillinged wafflols wiff wippy cream and peecans an maplol syrup………..hmmm… ai fink wee kneeds sum nanna choklit chip wif whippy kreem wafflols tu……..
an BAKUN!!! LAWTS ob BAKUN!!!
*drool*
hear yu goe kafleen … yu kneeds boff kines tu git yur strength bak.
nomnomnom……….*cheks chlolesturlol lebel*..
POOM!@
Ruh roh. I sploded. Yall fed ur dawnkey too muches. Noaw deres a big mess.
Hey, cheezpeeps! There is a lol happening in mah fambly!
Here’s teh story so far:
Day 0: Neese an fambly has 2 goggies.
Day 1: Ohalp, Aunt Duffee! Goggies has treed kitteh!
Day 1b: Oh Aunt Duffee! We is got kitteh down from tree! Is teeny an thin an scare an wet an…kyoot. Where can we takes it?
Day 1c: Nobody wants her! She is cuddledy and mah bruvver brot a litturbocks an sum food an she noo what to do in teh litturbocks! How smart! But we cannot keep her.
Day 2: Aunt Duffy, do goggies an kittehs ever get along? Altho we cannot keep teh kitteh.
Day 2b: Aunt Duffy, how much do yuor kittehs cost for food an stuff? Dis kitteh noes how to purr reel gud. She will make a gud housepet. Um, for somebudy. An shes beyootiful too.
Day 2c: Aunt Duffy, can we borroes a carryier to take teh kitteh to teh vet? So when – if – incase – somewun hu wants a kitteh wud knoe if she’s helfee. Shes so sof an sweetie we wud want her to be helfee too. For somebudy. Since we rilly cannot keep her. Rilly.
Day 2d: Aunt Duffee, how musch does it cost to get a kitteh spaded? Teh goggies arnt growling as musch as they were at hur. We have to cuddul her a lot so shes not fritened of them. Do kittehs lern fast?
[To be continued!!!!]
*waytes payshuntlee*
*pawps lawts ob pawpkorn*
Oooooh! Ai lub dis storree!! watwillhappin watwillhappin watwillhappin!
*eagerly awaits day 3′s updates*
BEAMIN for that kitteh, oh yesh!
BEAMIN, BEAMIN, BEAMIN!!
Keep those cheezies BEAMIN!
*KRACK!!*
beemin…beemin…beemin,
………..CHEEZFRENS!……….
*KRACK!!*
dat eggshawstsez meh. *trotts off furra nap*
Well, we are still on Day 2 -
Day 2e: Aunt Duffee, I donut has to work for five days so I can stay hoam an play- I meen pertekt teh kitteh from teh goggies. Until we fink of sumfing to do wid her. An all the goggie toies are to big an ikky for a littul sweet blak-an-white cuddulbebbeh liek dis. What do kittehs liek to play wid? Oh, an du kittehs liek turkee-meet? Sinse she will be her just for Fanksgiving. [*Note from Duffy: This neckst bit made me lol for reel.] Or wud she rathur hav toona?
ROFLROFLROFLROFL x elebentee!!! *sends lotsa beems for Duffy’s fambly and littlol kitteh and goggies*
TOOOONAAA! Adn teh gud kynd, too, nawt dat cheep stuf!
*snerk*
Bebbeh kitteh uv their bery own — dey haz wun!
Or wuld she rather hav TUNA!!! *giggle, snerkle, guffaw, SNORT!!!*
I prefer the “Put it back. We’ve already got too many pets around here.” caption
Mmmmm—I loves that fresh baby smell!
Ohai, honeybees. I has nawt seen yoo here befoar. Ohai! *extends floofy paw*
Tenks for the kinds welkom, gremlin!
Pleezed to meetz you, too!
Mostly do the lurking — not much for speaking up.
Wish you and fambly Happy Turkeys toomorrow! (sad to be missing it ober here in Your-up! — am ex-pat honeybees)
Is nyce to meetcha. Wishing yoo and yors a happy fangsgibbin day too, wherever yoo may bee!
“Put it back where u found it. We dun need anymore petz around here” is gone! O.O
Cutez kitteh!
Ur offering is made of meh. ur prarz not grnted.
he he he. cutez ketteh.
So cute!!
super cute and fluffy!!!!