Patience, Grasshopper.
Patience, Grasshopper. Let the mailman come to YOU.
i fink i skarred teh mailman awai.
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Den u can gib him a sir prize!
…oar mayk himz sir rendur
wii luur himz tew sir tain deff an destrukshun! er myld annoyince, whicheber iz eezier.
wif mii Jazzeh he wood jest Sir Stain ebin def — cuz heem BARKBARKBARKS sew LAWD!!!
Con-CAT-enayshunz, anni! U leed da brayd agin! Watt r U inna mude 4 2 sillybrayt?
Affer teh famblee partee yestidai, Ai aer bein absteemyus 2dai! Soe plane crakkers an green tee plz!
Krakkerz n green tee it iz!
**porez steemee hawt cuppa greet tee**
**survz 2 annipuss wif playt uv taybull wattur krakkerz**
Heer yar! Injoi!
Nawt shore dat injoi iz teh werd, but thx!
I dunno — taybull wattur krakkerz wiffa liddul bitt uv bree iz teh nomalishuss…
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Wont sum?
*conga rats line up to entertain annipuss*
earworm crawls in to cue musik♪ “her name was LOLa, she was a sho skwirrlol…
*merengue skwirlols whip dere lil feetszies*
*Salsa Chip monks scamper about wildly*
*gerblols spinspinspin out of control*
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Kitteh teechiz zen 2 goggie
Goggiez kan lern much frum da kittiez.
Tehn and onlee tehn can yu byte himz!
Shuddnt byt da postl carrierer. Hi mite bi bringin da cheezburgrs!
were can ai ordurs dem cheezburgrs? ai noes bout da pizza bois, but nawt da cheezburger mailmens… dis a speshul ownle usa vershu ob da mailmens?
U cant has cheezburgrs delibered? Ai fout dat happnd ebrywere! Cheezburgers n Chinese fuds, n Thai fuds, n pizzas n jus abowt ebry kinds ob fuds is abailabl heer.
nawww… dem do-nut deliber da cheezburgrz heres
chinees food yesh, pizza yesh… schnitzlols, yesh… but nawt cheezburgrz 
Schnitzlols? I wunner if Ai can haz schnitzlols delibered. Ai hasnt tryd dat wun.
Datz Y kitteh sez letz maylmanz kumz 2 goggie — win goggie bytz himz, himz wheel drawp pakij wif cheezburgerz n kitteh wheel gitz it!
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C, kittehz r teh smart…
Wii neber dowted dat!!!
U will not get milkbones if u bark.
SHIBA SHIBA SHIBA!!!!!!!! gotta love those goggies
ai luv teh curlee-wurlee tayle!
Jesh. Japonizischer goggie lernz teh kah rah tay movez frum sensei.
luv da shiba, luv da shiba, luv da lil shiba!
yay he be tranin to be a ninja
SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Rut-roh.
*splort*
O noze! nightshayde iz daown!!
Whoop whoop whoop heer coms the CCC!
Sweep sweep ur braynes inno a tydee pyle
Rinse rinse wif sparklee lemmum wadder
Tuck tuck pat pat bak inno braynium cabity
Snap snap awn the eggstra strenff CHRG (wdoi)
Taype taype wif rainbo cullered ducky taype
Leeds the wai tew the splort recovery lounge
Snuggle snuggle u inno a cheezfrends mappie blankie
Handz ober stoofed bebeh pengwin tew cuddle
Offerz trai uv hawt chokklit an sordid pastrees.
Naow, u jus rest a minnit an doan luuk at anee cayute pixures fer a wile, kay?
Fankies fur ur halp, BF!
*snugglols into blankee*
*snorglols stoffed pengwin*
*sips hawt chokklit & noms a cheez daynish*
*purrrrrrrrrs*
Oh Hai, NS!! Glad tu see u b rekubbering frum ur splort!! I din’t noez u splorted frum deh goggiez tu!! I guess u not safe rownd enny critter.
Ai duzzint splort fur awl goggies — but yesh, ai iz susseptiblol to teh fuzzeh puppiez.
Ai iz jus a sawftee, ai gess. Bebbeh aminlols uv menny species haz dat effekt on meh. Az lawng az dey iz teh kyoot, ai duz nawt discriminayte!
*Makez note: due not use enneefing remotelee kewt wen gibbing Niteshayde deh splort resq. stok up on chokklitz shaped like reelee ugglee hairless molez
Awww — deyre kyoot in dere own odd littlol way. Nawt splortayshus or ennyfing, but ai duz nawt mind teh moles.
IZ sooo happitayles dat i gotted mii kittehs!!! I steal lub mii goggies too, butt da kittehs iz sew FUNNEH!! Eben wen dey iz up dar stares and I’m down da stares (cuz da Jazzeh bee owt) dey makee mee laff.. Dey runs aboot likee hyoogee heffalumpyy elebenty million poundee elefants!! Sumtymes eet sounds likee dey taking da haus apart wif a beeg hammer!! Iffin I goes up da stares dey freeze an luk at mii and say
“wut you lukkin at?? weez jest cyot leetol kittehs — wii nawt doing nuffin…. go awn, goes bak down da stares, dats rite, nuffin ta seez heer — go bak to da goggies….”
Iz has a kitteh naymd Medea who is soh fat! but eben she iz not as fat as she feels wen she jumps in ur laps! OMGorsh! She is a ton! Cant figger how comes she iz soh DENZ! Lyk she eeted briks! She leevs broozes! I wil call hurz Heffalumpy nows!
datz soe swete!
yesh…
wif kat-lyk trede (klump klump)
Awpun aor prae wii steel
Ohai cheezfrens!
ai mayd eh LOL awf mii bebes
Kthxpleisvoet
Dem iz pritty kittys, ifinso!!
aifinkso, tu!
tankee!
So fuzzeh, ai wan tu snorkle dem! Oooh, can ai? Can ai pleez??!!!
awf koarz!
Yeaz!!!! Com ere kittehz!! I’z gotz lub fur yu!! SNOOOOORKLLEE!!!
Iz dat goggy a shiba inu or an akita inu puppy?
That’s a red Shiba! Body is lean, versus Akita being so stocky and strong.
But you’re right, they are very alike when they’re little!
What kind of dog is that ?!!?