
After two grueling sit-ups, PuffyNuts cawls it quitz.
i can tell u mah workawt sekrit.
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After two grueling sit-ups, PuffyNuts cawls it quitz.
i can tell u mah workawt sekrit.
Picture by: dunno source Caption by: plan_four via Advanced Lol Builder
Soe wud Ai!
cong ar atz tu anni and NS!!!
Con-CAT-enayshunz, anni n nightshayde!! U iz teh tyd! Awf U goez 2 da Tybooteek!
Thx catena an Aahz!
Fankies! Fankies!
*grabs Annipuss’ paw & skips to teh TyBooteek again*
Dis iz fun! Ai wanna snogloeb wiv prittee leebs insted uv sno!
He lasted longer than I would have.
Mii tew, CP!
Ai needz a nap!
…. an a dwink uv waddur
…. an mah teddee behr
an mai sawftiss blankee
an mai speshul pilloe
an an gudnite boop awn da noes
an a hed skritch
an mai faberite toi
*boop!*
*boop*
ai muss
flydrib hoam nao…………..sea yu awl tumorroe!…
huff…puff…meh tu
eggsersyz nawt teh wurfit
mus bild awp grajuellee…
Ican haz heim-lick?
Shudnt overdo!
i lol’d at teh kitteh’s name.
Rly!
me, too! but, but, then au thawt, izn’t teh calicos almost always gurls?
i secund dat emoti(c)on
Kafleen!
Hao yoo is, deer DawnKey?
Ohai! I r juss ducky! hoo yoo is? I has tommorrowy off, and den fangsgibbing, too! woot!
Hope KCTailkinker is heer and sees dat I leebed her a greeting and bideo on her birfday thred,…..
so many birfdays, so little time…
nawt a funnee fing, but lukz awlmoast liek mai Arly.
Oh, dere yu ar ebreewunz. Nuffing wuz shoing a minit ago.
PuffyNuts?
pore puffynuts……..awl da udder kalikoe gurls prolly laffs et hur …
Dey jusss jellous. *nods*
oh carp….ai nao haz an eerwurm………..

iz slightlee rebised bershun ob HR Puffinstuff sawng….
*runs to naughty barn*
yoo merember h r puffinstuff? wut abowt beanie & cecil?
ohai dere sunnyhuckle!!!
ai member pufinstuf an da boi had krush awn dat lil jak wilde wai bak den….
ebryfink ells iz an blurr……..
iz two farr fro da waybak masheen tu goe….
Aimemberz Beany an Cecil an Cappum Huffanpuff an *yahyahyah* Dissonness Jawn. Wen ai wuz littlol hoomin beanlet, ai cuddenwate for Caturday an’ Beany an Cecil. Fankoo, SH, fer da remindeder.
mai fabrits wuz jorge ob da junkle an rocky an bullwinkle
*blush*
had a beanie & cecil lunchbox in kindygarden
Ai renembr Beenie and Cecil. Adn nawt sekkund tiem ai seeded a peppereronee pizza, ai siad it looking liek Cecil’s nose!! (Famblee had 2 agreeing, den wi digged in!)
s’ok, ai sumtymes getz teh Bananananananana Splytz sawng stuk inna mai hed.
gmta! snerk!
I know! The name slays me.
Ai is sendin tihs messij form teh Nawty Barn:
“PuffyNuts”! Snerk!
Polly Gees to awl groed ups hoo has to splayn wy Ai is snerkin to teihr kiddiwinx
LOL!
Aifink mai kiddywink mite need 2 eggsplane it 2 me!
SPLORT warnun!
adn evun moyr SPLORT-wurthee kittehs!
STOP!!!! MAI HED IZ GOING TU AX PLODE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tehy luk sew innohscent win tehy iz sleepyng.
PuffyNuts nawt a gud naym foar a GURL kitteh!
Butt, ifn dis wuz a boikitteh an himz naym wuz deskriptiv of himz condishun, den sit upz mite nawt be so grate, akshully.
Mebbe iz nawt deskriptib. Mebbe shii duzzint haz teh PuffyNuts — mebbe shii jus … erm … puffs on … Cashews?
Awl uv u — get to teh NB nao!!!
I’ll huff….
an I’ll puff….
an I’l RUNRUNRUN to teh NB!
Nawt tu run, Der izz sum noo YNGz (teh cweenmj be grayding dem belo). U nawt want tu haz a tired when u get der.
That is quite enough exercise for one year…
Wai sit upz? Der iz nawt a gushifud bowl awn kawfee tablol.
an, ifn you just roll ober, you can naps! well, maybe nawt eben need to roll ober, my Dobby sleeps sorta like taht. teh tr0ll always sez “she’s airing out her stuff”
Ur Dobby izzint a *gasp* HouseElf, iz she?
her iz a trubble-maker, fur shure!
but, nawt too gud at teh howse-werk stuff, taht’s fur shoor!
Ai beg tu diffur. teh haws wurks juss teh wai Dobby wantz moast uf teh tyme aibetz.
Ai do mai eggsirsizis ebbry mornin. Up, doun, up, doun. Den Ai trie teh uvver eiilid.
Ohai, {{{{{anni}}}}tiem fur bofe i lidz tu be dwon ai finkso. has a gud nite.
Thz Gma! Yep, iz tiem ai waz chekkin mai iilids fur leeks!
Taht iz crackin me up, catena! I warm up by doing stretches in teh direction of teh snooze alarum! 10 wif each arm, then 10 wif each leg.
then ai werks awn my biscepts by raising a 8 ownce cuppa coffee to my mouf an back down.
I’m with u, kitteh
uh-oh, brake tyme iz ober, gotta go rattle dem pans. See yooz awn teh next lol. schmoooz!
HALP! Teh ICHC link tu “mah workowt sekrit” tayks meh to “Wut R U lukin 404?” errur messij, nawt tu anudder LOL! Ai needz mai linkeez!
Yep, it seamz 2 be borked.
Itz nawt just u — dey haz postified a borked linkee, aifinkso!
Duh! Itz a secret!
(*hugs woodchuck, who halped saveded once and so is my hero*)
Woodchuck saveded u? Iz dere a storee???
*pops popcorn*
*shares wif Cheezpeeps*
*wayts fur teh storee*
*grabs fistful of popcorms, crams it all in mouth*
*as always, not sure whose mouth that was*
It was a two-part adventure when our simplol kickline went horribly horribly rong! I felled from a high place that was SO high I landed in teh next lol! Woodchuck halped in teh second part.
It begins here
and concludes here
Wow — dat wuz bery heroic uv woodchuck!
*extends floofee paw uv frendship to woodchuck*
Ai donut fink we has meeted. If we haz, plz to forgiv mah lak uv memree. Ai jus gotted a gnu memree card.
*sniffs NS’s hed*
Yup! Still gots that new memree card smell!
Itz werkin, too — ai rememburrd to send u mah hoaemwerks today & also sented teh TopFiveIdol stuff.
*crosses fingers for NS’s sucesses*
*owner of crossed fingers gets cross with LCB*
Itz ok — doze wuz mah fingurs. Ai izzint awl dat bizzee rite nao.
Oh, sry. Hope I didn’t get any fingerprints on them.
Wayt. War yoo gets doze? I need wun.
Plus a bakkup uv old memrees.
I mislayd dat sumwar.
Maimemreesplzkthx.
Ohai, Mel! Ai wud tellin u, but ai duzzint rememburr.
If I finds ur memree bakkup whyl I am lukkin fur mai memree bakkup, I mai or mai nawt memember tu send it tu yoo.
Deel?
Deel!
Ai hazza gud memmry, butt teh fyling systum iz noh fud. Ai needza serch enjin tu halp mi remembur.
LCB, itz so nyc tu be rememberd! Thoes wur gud dayz…
But wut happend tu yr pikshur? Itz soooo tinee I cant tell wut it is.
Oh, BTW, teh link is fixt. Is cyoot.
woodchuck!! Do yoo meen to say that yoo just LURK-a-LOT???
An taht WUZ a grate advenshoor!
But – reelee – do yoo lurk-a-lot??? An if we cawl yoo – wud yoo come??
We DOO miss yoo heer. Wehn ai wehn bak an redd teh link ov that wun – ai had suddenlee a grate sad frum missing awl teh grate peeps hoo dont com much enemoar.
I lurk sum. Moslee I luks at teh pikshurs an laffs. Dont reed teh commintses lyk ai yoos tu. So if yoo cawl me, I myt come an I myt nawt…
I do miss owr advenshoors.
OK!! Ai’ll trai to shout rite neer teh top!
An ai miss ar advenchoorz, too. We havn’t had ene gud wuns in sum taim! But – ai hav HIGH hoeps we can hav menee moar! An maybee yoo can bee heer, too!
hai ppl. I iz soooooo bowred. any1 want 2 talk 2 me?
ohai luvlolspeak……ai kin tawk fro an few minuets……..whi yu board?
Ohai,luvlolspeak and willy boy! I’z hear.
yep yep test 42 mckinley
ohnoes nawt an pawp kwiz…………….
*fijits nerbuslee*
* handz wb teh chokklit martooni *
Heer U nawt be nerbus at leest
Iz dis teh test Mr Treebek?
wut iz jepurdee?
what is “yuppers”?
Oh Noez!!! nawt a test!!!
I kan’t haz a test!! mai pensill iz borkt!!!
Teecher!! Teecher!!! I can’t find mai eray sir!!
Duz wii haz tu show ower werk??
Wow. Ai totally reeded “pensill” incorrectly.
Ai will be in teh NB in caes ennywun needs meh.
Iz nawt fur U cweenmj. U iz teh graydur. Wii iz testifying teh noo YNGs fur teh nawty Barn.
W00t!! Line ‘em up rite ober heer!!!
*gitz binocularz tew watching deh YNGz wif. *
Testing…. Really, I juss put some pics on my profile. Can You see?
yes you are a green square with line coming out of it LOL. i wa being funny. Clear your cashe first.
Ai see 3 pikshurs — awl prittee kittehs!
I thought you where talking about your abatar LOL.
The 1st 2 are punkin and the other is toonces. Punkin has da liddol cyute feet.
Are we allowed to add captions? I did .
I do nawt no. *Goes to look*
Yay!! moar kitty pixorz…. I see 2 noo wunz on ur profile paige!! I likez deh wun sitting wif hur liddlol wite toeziz tugezzer. SKWEEE!!
Yesh, she was posen fer me.
Ohai PJ — dem is sum purdee kittehz!
I always thought Toonce was beautimus and Punkin was da cyute one.
Now, I fink dey are both both.
Yeah! Awe shucks.
Ummmm pj perry I captioned one of your pic and it went up on the main frame I think sorry. I thought it would go on my favs pics.
I don’t no how a lotsa stuff werks butt, If you maked my kittehs famous, I’m gonna want royalties.
We royalities?
40%
for you 40% or me?LOL
40/40 (20 goes fer kitteh toyz and gushietreets)
* maeks teh tiara uf rose stemz, playces awn pj’s hed *
Ai crowns U, pj perry, teh princess uf Cheezlandz Tr0llz. Ai wuud crowns U teh cween, but wii haz wun awlreddee.
aw. yoo gawt me awl eggsited, thinkin dere wuz a tr0ll awn tonyte taht wuz mebbe needin won my (nawt-so) famous tr0ll-hugs. nawt to worry, ai gives yoo won ennyway!
{{{{{{{sekrit identity, ai will nawt divulj!}}}}}}}
You mean we royalties.LOL
Duh ..refresh stoopid 5 eagles.
Oh noez — teh BlogMonster must hav eeted teh 5pm lol.
*5eagles lays out traps for the blog monster* there NS that should help.
I haz a confuzzled over alla tymes at teh momunt.
Ifinkso I duz nawt noes wevver I is comin, gone, been or went
U iz heer at teh rite tiem, Tidmum. Itz teh lol dat beez layte.
ahhh. Fanxz for splainin nightshayde

I haz a tired an I fotso I wuz habbin a stoopy
Goin to bed now. Teh stinkee bois is up thar,Hazel am waitin for me to get in bed an Mr T.M is snorin in hims layzee chare
Sleep well!!!
*waves floofee paw gudnite*
*rudely ignoring teh thred an teh ryte sequence of commints, as ai donut want this to get lost up above, wants it to stand out and be NOTICED!*
Huzzah! huzzah!! huzzah!!! & cangrabshoelaces to our berry lubberly pj perry! Yoo haz conkered teh evil bloo-name-preventer, and, AND, gotted yur byootimus kitteh pikshyoors on yur profile! AND! been crowned wif teh thorney sticks and named a queen! Ai am so berry berry happytayl fur yoo! Would yoo be interested in joining me fur a trip to teh ty booteek?
(ai haz nebber been there, an wud lubs tew have yoo fur an eskort!)
umm, ai ment, crowned a princess. Umm, no offensives tew ennywon, eggapeshully ennywun hoo goze around wif miles uv teh dukky tayp in dere pokkit!
no fenciz taken, sh!!
O, fanx, sunny! Yes, let’s all go to da bootyk.
O mai!!! Adn did u knowing deh story uv deh ty booteek?? Well, let mii telling u awl abowt it!!!!
Mai, it b a glorious story. Wunst upon a tyme, dere wuz a wundermus Cheezpeep named Gibbocat. He hardlee eber vizitz us enneemoar and I missez him berry much. He b full uv deh win and awsumnessez. Adn wun day in Cheezland dhere wuz deh then-unherduv 6-way ty fur deh nawt-sekkund spot on deh LOL!!!! Adn instintlee, Gibbocat invented deh Ty-Booteek so awl uv deh peepz in deh 6-Way Ty kud habbing a luvlee kitteh ty tu kummenorating deh awspishuz event!!
.
Eber sinse den, deh peepz in deh Tys can going dere tu gitting a prize. Gibbocat soon expandinged deh Tybooteek tu habbing enneefing and everything ur hart kud ever desire. And awl deh wundermus thingz dere b urz fur deh asking. U duzn’t hav tu habbing a ty tu go dere. And noobeez b speshlee welkum tu gitting deh CHRG dere. And Gibbocat b stawking deh 1950z bavving capz fur deh splort prevenshun, tu.
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Letz go luk and seeing wut b dere tuday. it b wun uv mai favo-ritest plaisiz. Mai pal Gibbocat keepingz it well stocked wif deh most wundermus fingzez u can imajining. habn’t seeingd him in a wyle, but I ken tell hez ben heer, dere b fresh stawk.
.
*Dey lukking rownd in wunder at teh awsumnesses uv deh
*Majikkle Ty Boo Teek.*
Himz haz deh tyz, uv corse and sum deeliteful kittee skarfzez.
*Handz pjperry adn sunnyhuckle eech a lubberlee silk ty.*
Ober here here bee Janitz favrit — deh bobbul hedded kittehz. And on dis shelf he b habbing deh kitteh faised loleepopz. Lukz like dere b a fresh supple eye uv deh CHRGz (wdoi) and a gross uv deh 50z bavving capz. Heer b deh pritty Cheezland sno-globez.
Adn rite now dey b habbing lawtza Tankzgibbon guddee!!! Boblol hedded tur keyz adn pill grimz. Pumpkin globez — dey b deh punkin shaped glass globez wif deh skeerkrowz in dem wif liddlol punkin shaped sparkleez dat swirl inside when u shakez dem!!! and deh awtum leef globez wif deh sparklee red, oarinj, adn jellow leefz in dem. Mai faborit iz deh wun wif deh JCH4K Fowntin in it…. unless it b deh wun wif deh d’Beaker Labz tryin tu catchify deh leefz….
Dheze b deh kittee eerings, braceletz and nekklisses. And heer b sum kitteh wind chimez.
*runz her paw akross deh chimez and dey tinkul deelitefullee.*
Member, ifn u duzn’t see wut u b wanting owt heer in the frunt uv deh Tybooteek, dere iz awlwayz deh bak ruum. Dats were I fownding deh UniKorn fer Janet.
Gibbocat puttinged in a lounge, heer tu.
*Gitz chokklit martoonez*
*klinkee glasses*
Cheez!!
*izes rownd wif teh awe!*
Oh, fankees, my cween! ai haz tride tew be reedin teh lejenz an lores an katchin up awn awl uv teh histories (an herstories), but, sumtymez ai git cawt up in teh nyte watchman’s stories, an stays dere fur long and long. this be a mahvellous place! Dere iz minny an minny wunnerful stories awn teh “cheeztown Cryer” to halpify teh gnu peeps get aklimated, an sum days ai just gitz lost dere fur long an long tymes. ai wud like to eggspress my ‘preshyashuns fur awl teh hard werk taht went into taht place, aifinkso iz yoo & lolcatburglar taht maintaynes teh cryer? so, minny fankees tew both uv yoo!
It iz mai gratid plezhur tu keeping dhe Cryer up tu date. LCB adn I stokking deh lore and legendz paigez wif gud fingz tu reeding. It gibbingz us deh happyz tu noez dat wut wii duz make uzzerz haz a happy, tu.
verrry happy, my cween! an, just az an afterthawt, sumthing ai haz notices with teh pyooters? ai werks at diffrent places awn different daze, an won uv teh places ai werks haz teh ebil fun-blokking software, so az tew nawt let peeps play, but only werk? an, ai happily discubberd! the funblokker blokks teh ICHC, but! nawt teh Cryer. So, awn teh day uv teh cheezstock, ai culd nawt get tew cheezstock, but spent teh entyre day reeding lore an lejenz and lerning trikkies an such. wuz nawt az gud az being at teh cheezstock, but gave me a happytayle tew have tyme to be catching up!
Wow, it’s more awsome dan I imagined! Cheez!
gibbocat still somes arownd sumtimes. if yoo blink yoo mite miss him tho! ifinkso him iz offen trapped by teh RLS.
(him also haz a flying motorsiccle!!
)
Juf renembar laydeez, Reechard Simmans kat sez “yu ar sooo wurf eet!!”
I haz a sad….teh byootimus kalicko kitteh luks just lyk mai Puddin….who crost teh bridj wun yeer ago….rite b4 Fanks Giving, sew mite even be teh sad Annie Versarry todai (nawt sew ez to rekall the eksact date, akshully).
Wubs and schmoos and belleh snorgles tew yew, Puddin…Ai miss ur floofy fat belleh and ur lowd lowd purrs. U were a kitteh in a millyun.
*sniffle*
{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{DamianaGMD}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{Puddin}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
* whispurs tu teh cweenmj *
U can loan hur teh majik piknik baskit ai gibbed U lass chrissymass? Adn ‘splain tu hur haow it wurks?
*rummijez rownd in deh motorhome fur deh picnic basket…..
Now wair did I putting dat??? *rumij rummij*
Oh, here it is. Now wair iz deh instrukshunz??
It wurks best in teh PrincessMu meadow, memburz? It alwaiz haz just enuf faborite fuds adn drinks fur U adn teh hart petz, so U nawt haz tu wurree abowt kleening up.
Ai nawt can tellz it wif teh elokwence it dezerbs.
O yes!!
*opunz baskit adn lukz inside*
WOWzerz!!!
it b oberflowingz wif deh nomz and drinkz fur ebbreewun….
Dere b cheezburgerz fur ebbreewun!!!
Heer, Damiana, take dis adn wii will haz a party in deh medow!!!
{{{{{{{DamianaGMD & Puddin}}}}}}}
yoo could visits Puddin in teh Meadow? would be a lubberly merembering fur bofe uv yoo, aifinkso.
ware are my manners? we haz also nawt met, DamianaGMD.
*Also eggstenz teh floofy paw uv frendingness*
Neer my howse iz a river, it iz named teh Pudding River. an, it haz mottled coloration, like a cally-cat. an, it makes loud but pleasant rumblings, like a cally-cat purr. maybe it iz named fur your Puddin? Where it goes, ai donut know. Remember in peace, DamianaGMD.
{{{{{{{damianagmd an puddin}}}}}}}
(i am very bad at rebembering names, but ifinkso i haz not meeted yoo before *extends floofy paw ob frendship*)
Oh hai, LM an’ SunnyH and teh cween and awl cheezfrendz!…:::ekstends orinj (nawt poysin!) floofy pawz of frendship to awl::::
Ai haz been sorta kinda a lurker, butt (!) did dew sum postingz tihs past summer….just a few. Ai haz not signed up wiv stoopy WP yet becuz uv all teh wunnerful tails (@@) Ai haz herd abowt it, butt (!) purrhaps Ai shuld (mebbe even figger owt how tew getz an abba….ober….piktur wiv my name. If iz okay wiv all, plzkthnx tew just cawl me “Dami,” iz eezier tehn teh hole s/n).
Ai iz feeling sum better naow, thanx to cheezfrends’ wurds uv well come and come fort. Cheezpeepz awlwayz sew nice in timez uv trubble ‘n’ saw row, az Ai hav seen ovur teh munths and I fanks yew awl.
((((((((cheezfrendz))))))))
Ohai,Dami, nice to mecchu…sry abowt your loss {{{{Dami}}}}
Iz wi shur teh kitteh duzzint knead teh CCC? It luks leik hi/shi iz *blarg* ded.
Fankyoo fur teh kind thots, O cween…Ai noes mennee of teh cheezfrendz haz allsew had to see a deerly-luved kitteh (or moar den wun, a lass!) cross teh bridj. We can onlee leeve dem in the luving paws uv CC and uv Bast, and luk a head tew teh dai wen we cross over to teh new furebber homes wif dem.
((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((Cween))))))))))))))))))))))))
*darn leekee eyez*
I duzn’t fink wii haz metted b4, but I offerz u deh floofy paw uv frenship adn welkumz u tu Cheezland.
*handz DamianaGMD a chokklit martoonee
*klinkee glassez
Cheez!!
Ai wud lyke tu offer deh beeg floofy paw awlsotu.
Mai kitteh Butterscotch crost teh bridj last yeer.
Shi hadz teh kansur. Ai noes ai will see hurz agin.
{{DamianaGMD}}
Oh hai, CollegeKitteh! :::extends floofy orinj paw to CK:::
Purrhaps ur Butterscotch and mai Puddin are frawlicking in teh meadow even naow….as tehy wate wiv payshents foar us tew fynd owr wai tew tehm. Ai haz a sorree fur ur Butterscotch.
((((((((((((((((CollegeKitteh))))))))))))))))
(((((((((((((((((Butterscotch)))))))))))))))))
*klinkee glassez wiv teh cween*
Cheez!!
Warning! Warning!
Dis is a Big Boi Snorglebelly Alert!
Gibs mi da snorgl snorkl. Ah iz goin in!
hiloo ppl. I iz tired… happy early tanksgivin!!!!!!!! Ppl plz chec out my profle. And my one lol. I iz really tired….I iz goin to bed….snore….
nitey-nite luvlolspeak!! i will go looking at yor profile
Butt!, how; it snawt bloo!
snawt!
*snerk*
Plz to be telin me if da commints are bing seen? Iz twy an twy an nuffin happens. Hiss fit, I haz it
I see you.
Do you see me? I understandz iffn you habs frustrations.
Ohai 3catsownme. Nice to meet yoo.
Ai havn’t scene yur nayme befoar, so ai think yoo mite be noo??? If yoo ar comminting fur the furst taim, tehn waht haz happened iz that yoo went into moderashun fur a bit.
Yoo shud be all rite nao. An sho up right away. But enetaiim yoo chanj yur nayme, it taeks a wile to appeer.
Kitteh iz moortiff eyed adn wishuz a nyu lol wud shiffed awl teh attenshen !
Puffynuts? lol! That’s too funny!
major point for “PuffyNuts”! Best.Name.Evah.
hai fellow lolcats, how can calico girlie kitteh be named ‘puffy nuts’? iz dis sumting like ‘boy named sue’? okbai