ALL BUCKETS MUST
ALL BUCKETS MUST BE CLEARLY LABELED
OSHA demands it
sumwun say sumfing abowt bukkits?
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den dis won nedez eh “SPLORT warnun!”
Congrats, catena!
adn tu yu adn nightshayde, tu!
*Grabs paws wif catena & annipuss*
*skips to teh TyBooteek*
OH gud, dey b habbing lawtza Tankzgibbon guddee!!! Boblol hedded tur keyz adn pill grimz. Pumpkin globez — dey b deh punkin shaped glass globez wif deh skeerkrowz in dem wif liddlol punkin shaped sparkleez dat swirl inside when u shakez dem!!! and deh awtum leef globez wif deh sparklee red, oarinj, adn jellow leefz in dem. Mai faborit iz deh wun wif deh JCH4K Fowntin in it…. unless it b deh wun wif deh d’Beaker Labz tryin tu catchify deh leefz….
Du WANT!
Grim pilz. du nawt want.
Conga Ratz!
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Shoulddit nawt be laybulld “Walruss”???
Itz nawt a bloo bukkit — u iz saef.
Plz to remembur tho — cheetahz neber prawspurr.
but this littlol cheetah is soooo kyooottt!!!
Him say “Ai are nawt a Cheeter!!!”
scept een fynanz
yeh, rly… at owr eggspints…
honistloly is teh bestest pawletsea
butt (!) insanitory is da beddur deerfence!
Shud we taik up a klekshunz ?
Dat wai teh Lolruss mait get hims wun bakk!
*haz a sad fur teh lolrus*
Ai hoap him gets himz bukkit bak evenshullee.
Dis mai bukkit, lolrus no cahn haz!
Ai hazza goe tew wurks naow frends, butt pleez joyne meh in anuvver wishin uv a berry berry happee birfdai tew hour frend KCTailkinker!
kthxsumwungittehchekpleezbai
dat iz ossim BF!!!
@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ fur yu
hippi birdeez tu KCT
BF yu ar teh clebberest, teh birfdai card is wurk of art!!
Wishing a sooper dooper happeetayle burfdai to KCTailkinker adn heer iz sum confettees fur yu.
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Ȣ Ƙ Ƨ ﮡ ◄ ▓ ɱ ʤ Ð & § ╘ ∩ קּ ☼ ῢ ₣ ← √ Dz ƕ Ƨ £ ~ ª » ¿ †
ῷ ѭ ẍ ἀ گ ٫ ض ۩ Ω ж & Ɽ ┴ ◘ ٯ ᴉ Ϥ ϫ њ ƒ ☼ £ ~ ȡ ƾ ɛ ˘ ͍ ϡ
oooo – fancy smansy – datz a good wun.
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Hippo birfday to our own KCT adn mane mooooore
{{{{{KCT}}}}}
Ooh, kin ai sine dat card too? Happitayl birfdai, KCT, an menny, menny moar!
oyesh, ohappitail birfday to you, KCT! Howsumevver yu r sillybrayting, I hopes you r havving funs, and this yeer is yur bestest wun yet.
YNGs r on their way, to fulfill all yur ironig needs.
cheeturs inna noo pakijin!!!
Wuz vakoomed sealed — dat wut cauzed heem ta habbs dat da fuzzy wuzzy furrz onna heem kyooooooteeeeee leetol hed!!! Oh goshee golly — I pakked mii CHRG inna da POD!!! …..
SPLORRRTTTTT!!!
Mirrur, signul, manoober….
Nee-naw nee-naw maek wai fur teh CCC
*sweep up E_M’s branes an rinse dem wiv saline solushun*
*pakk dem caerfullee bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
*fassen wiv dekratib dukky taep *
*snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
*Leed bictim to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib sum hawt choklit an a choklit possum*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez.
Fankie berry muchlee Anni!! I feelz better naw!!
Onoes EM iz don!
Nee-naw nee-naw maek wae furr teh CCC!!!
*sweepz up XXXXX branes an rinsez dem wiff saylene solushun wif sliyt hint awf appulz*
*pakkz dem caerfullee bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
pakk kpakk pakk …. aof….gettz een dere!
*fassens wiff dekratib dukkee taep wif littul grene appulz appulkaez*
*snaps awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
*Leeds EM to teh splort recubbery lownj and wraps inna floofy appullee blankie an gibs sum hawt appul siyda an a choklit possum*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikshur wiffawt ur purrtektib gogglez!
welz wayt eh minnut. effen anni swepd awp EMz braynez, huz braynez weer awn teh floyr?
*has eh pondament*
Hmmmm… I hab a sudden urge ta goes to da NB …. an nebber cumz out!! OH noses – Catena yoo pakked muu hed wif XXXXX bwains!!! Ooooohhhhhhh….. I nebber ebber fought foughts like dis afour!!! *BLUSH*
You iz missin wun ub yer XXXXXX thoughts??? Witch wun iz missin — maebee I kin find eet ober heer inna da NB…. ifinkso I gunna bee heerz awile — deez bwains are sooper de dooper nawty!!
Dat lukks likee a meenee thought — nawt a nawty thought!!! Iz gunna hidez unner dis bed ,,, wif dis reelee hunkeh YNG … Kthxbai!!
Aaaawwwww. widdlol fuzzy wuzzy cheetah!!!! *titanz CHRG!*
*williboi stawps eetin endlis tradurjoez salid*
*luks et da kewt lil bebbeh cheetur*
awwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!! lukit dat lil fais………dose lil spawtz…….da pause!!!
*dragz in teh CCC.
Luk at deh mess. Tut. tut. tut. (nawt deh faro)
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*Sweepee, sweepee, sweepeee.
*Scoopee, scoopeee, scoopee.
*Tukkee, tukkee, tukkee,
*Pulling on deh CHRG – snugee, snugee.
*Rapping it tite wif deh orinj dukkee tayp. Taypee. Taypee. Taypee.
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Dat bedder? Tuk u up in deh floofee orinj blankee.
heerz a chokklit possum, & a chokklit martoonie.
U b resting noaw. Den u ken go owt & play.
ohh fankees – nommy choklit……….beddur dan “hellfy” salid anitiem
Iz dat a bun warmer deh bukkit b on??
ifnkso iz a wait masheen — ta seez how hebbie dat leetol boi (gurl?) iz …
I gess heem ways aboot elebenty spots!
dang dat PB….ai bene wastun awl mai tyem chasun teh kitteh (neuw gaym each tyem)
Oh nOez!! dat b a nadiktiv game!!! wai u put dat heer!???! Now i nebber duing ennefing els!!!
wuz PB!!!! himz wuz postufiun eet teh udda dae!!!
aaahhh!!! totally addictive!!!!
I gotted heem 2 tymes — butt den I wuz da sad!!! Poo babbeh kitty all stukked!!
*Suddenly craves orinj crunchies*
Wich wun? Fryd 2 uh kraklee krunch, oar baykted 2 uh dellykit krunch?
Delicate pls. Fan Q!
Ur wellkumz! I lieks dem beddurer tew!
*krunch*
heers teh burfday fairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to Tangleddream, Kayjoy, Mileycyruslife, and BuzzingBee333 an also to owr deer KCTailkinker hoo haz had a yeer ob tuff challinjes an we are so glad her iz still hanging in ther wif us!! an also evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today!! i haz bringed tasty fudjy burfday caeks, lemmin poppyseed cakes wif choklit glaze, iskreem, sprakly party punch, noyzemakers, an goodie bags filled wif yoyos taht flash wif lite wen they yoyo, turkee-shayped mini-notepads wif sparkly pencils wif turkey pencil-top eraysurs, kandee, an more ob teh evar-popyoolar fanksgibbing rubber dukkies (cawz iz almost fanksgibbing in burfdayfairyland) an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo!
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Ohai, Burfday Fairy.
Sinse ai wuz nawt online on Caturday, plz to tellin LunarMommy “Happitayl Burfday” frum meh.
*adds sum red velvet cuppycaeks wif creem cheez icing to teh caek display* Ai maded dem last nite!
aarrgggghhhh
adn annuver happytayl birfday fur KCT. WOOT!
(sheesh – how did dis get under nightshayde’s commentz? – it wuz post 2 be unner myne below)
way to go WP!
ohai {{{nightshayde}}} fank yoo for teh “happy birfday”!! mmm, thoze cuppiecaeks luk very nommable *nomnomnom* yum!
lunarmommy, belated happy birfdai frum me, too! I wuzzn’t online on Caturday, eivver. But here! I gibs you sum snow inna boddul, to make you feel cool when teh desert gets too haught, and ohai grayd catnips fur the kittehs, and…and…oh, lotsa lubs fur being sutch a gud purrson!
oh yay, snow!!! i lubs snow
we hardly evar gets it heer, an fank yoo for teh catnip too {{{booklion}}} fank yoo!
ooo, ai can haz a piece uv fudjy cakes?
nomnomnom
ooo, an sum sprakly parte puchez (?Hawaiian Punch?)
tanky burfday fairy, dis be gud desert fur me (iz lunchtiem)
ooohhh fankees burfdai fairy………….
hippi burfdai to KCT an awl da uthers!!!!
*taeks sum rubbur dukkies owtcide tu set dem freez tu plai inn da tenshun pawnd wif da gowldficshes*
*runsrunsruns bak uppstaers tu wach dukkies frum windoe*
Happitayl Burfday to KCT, Tangleddream, Kayjoy, Mileycyruslife, and BuzzingBee333 (plus enny uvvers to whoom it may apply)!!!
*cries* can ai triez dis again?
ooo, ai can haz a piece uv fudjy cakes?
nomnomnom
ooo, an sum sprakly parte puchez (?Hawaiian Punch?)
tanky burfday fairy, dis be gud desert fur me (iz lunchtiem)
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*adn ’cause ai forgetted KCT’s birfday*
adn annuver happytayl birfday fur KCT. WOOT!
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*ai fink ai nawt haz ‘nuf choklolit?*
*handz onleekitteh a pees uv JeerADeli dark chokklit.
U luk lik u needz dis.
Happy Birfday tu awl deh burfday peepz!!
Adn a SPESHUL GINORMUS HAPPYTAYL BURFDAY, KCT!!
Kum heer, I haz speshul prezzee fur u.
*takez KCT bai deh hand adn pullingz hur intu deh cweenlee bublol*
*Deh bublol rizez and KCT adn Cweenmj flote threw a
*bloo sky wif poofy klowdz ober Cheezland
Luk! dere b nightshayde adn catena adn willyboi adn lunarmommee!!
*Dey waivingz tu awl deh peepz below
So menny lubbing peepz tu see! Onleekitteh adn supertuscan adn Elsa_Mama adn awl deh rest!!
Happee burday to awl teh burfday peepz hooz sillibrating tehyre burfdaiz todai.
*hastilee skribbuls portant fings in mini-notepad*
hmm, prettee sparkloly pensils! Fank yu fur teh giftz BF
hawpe fursday 2 awl ob us
stop the show
bukkit was full
wiff ice cream for crow
jus a minute ago
please to call the fire womerns
now i must go
Teh floof! OMCC, teh floof!!!
Forgotz mai CHRG (wdoi) at hoam….
O carp. ***SPLORT***
O.o collegekitteh splortet! HALP! Ai noe is edumacated in da CCC usich… sumbunneh HALP!
Nee-naw nee-naw maek wae furr teh CCC!!!
*sweepz up kolejkitteh branes an rinsez dem wiff saylene solushun wif sliyt hint awf lehmin*
*pakkz dem caerfullee bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
pakk kpakk pakk …. aof….gettz een dere!
*fassens wiff dekratib dukkee taep *
*snaps awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
*Leeds kolejkitteh to teh splort recubbery lownj and wraps inna floofy flowaree blankie an gibs sum hawt choklit an a choklit possum*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikshur wiffawt ur purrtektib gogglez!
Fanks fur reskyooing mii, catena. Mai nawt-sekkund reskyoo. Nom sip nom sip….. **dozes off in comfy chair**
Harray fur catena hoo sabed de splort bictim bafour mai post posted.
(Fuzzywhisker pedlols trysickle tu collegekitteh’s splort spot an skreeches tu a hawlt). O noes. Yu hazza splort an yoo ar unresqued. Ai iz knot sertyfyde inna splort rekubbery butt kan gib knot sekkond ayd. Heerz bandy ayd wiff pritty bebbeh porkypymes onnit. Ai staze wiff yoo entill sertyfyde splort rekubbery koms tu resque. Taek deep breffs.
(Runz arownd in circlols flailing paws) Halp, sumbuddy, halp de splort bictim.
dis won’s nawt ownleh a cheetah, hims lion 2…
we awl noes da bukkit is blue, nawt wiet. da blue fonz doan maeks et da reel bukkit… u noe can has lion 2 us u cheetah *pffpppptttt*
I tink hes cheating on his diet.
No one steelz dis bikkit wen dis kitteh growz up! Ebben if dey could git it frum him. Dey shure wont out run him!
**Red comez in, luukin berry frazzlold**
Ohai, frenz.
I can has skreem? Iz been dat kinda day.
* puts cottun fluff in eers *
Goes ahed adn Skreem.
AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
O_o Ow. Dat hurted. Wuz rong, Red?
Mebbee wii kan talkz ‘bowt it.
{{rhsb}}
Iz been a horriblol day.
My hip haz an owee. Werk is teh pleh.
Aftur werk, I go to the groshuree stoar, ware EBERYWUN AN DERE CUZZIN be shawpin, so iz crowded lyk crazee.
Den, I heer a paynefull sawng awn teh myoozak, fololowd by KRISSMISS MYOOZIK!
I be “bah humbuggin” erlee dis yeer.
{{{rhsb}}}
Aifink wut u b needingz b da baycayshun. U b wurkiings 2 hard. Heer. Haz cuppa coco nn a choklit possum on mii.
{{rhsb}} heer, has a margreeta in a hyuuuge mug
Oh fankyoo, gammacat!
U kno jes wat teh kure be.
Oh, an I nawt can mayk fone cawls rite now. Can onlee get cawlz. (Sumbodee foargottid to pay teh bill awn tiem. I’m nawt borked, jes furgetfull.)