Switchboard operator kitteh
Switchboard operator kitteh is agravated with your wire shinanagins
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pleis hold – ai rerout fur yu!
yay catena, wii hazza tye! shal wii skip awf tew teh bootik fer sum fanksgibbon trinkits an gewgaws?
W00t!!! catena and Bluesfan haz tied!!! I sending u off tu deh ty Boo Teek fur sum lubblee fawl guudeez. Dey b habbing deh boblolhedded skeerkroez adn sum fawlling leef globes wif lubble sparklee shinee leefz insted uv snowflakez. I like deh JCH4K fowntin wun, adn deh liddlol kitteh lukking up in wunder at deh fawling leefz.
ooooo, pritty! ai mus haz wun uv doze, pleez!
ooh! yesh, yesh, yesh, pleis!
*preepayrz eh spawt amungst herz gloyb kallekshun*
Gud moarnin, Departmint uv redundancy departmint
gud mornun, BF! jus yu adn mii tudae?
*taiks catena an siobhan bye teh pawz an danses awf tew teh bootik* *wif a short stawp at teh pi stal awn teh wai*
dat menneh wyred adn a kitteh gots her pawses awn dems? Oh-em-Gee! ai fink we needs da ynts… stat!
yung nekkid teknishins? ai lyke teh wai u fink siobhan!
butt(!)…butt(!)….hao dey bii grundud tu wurk awn teh elektronux?
hmmm…o mai…taht konjurs up sebral imidges in mai braynium….*paks seff awf tew nawty barn*
u noe… dat lets me noe otter chois den 2 sais… ai lyke teh wai u fink toes
Uh… I hate to ruin your fun, but that’s not a switchboard, it’s a big modular synthesizer.
Tekno kittie cries at you spoilsportingness….
that said its not just one its several big old synths
Shhhh….. wiii noez dat!! Wii just pretendifying dat it b a switchbored. It b moar fun tu pretend!!
braik in teh caik ruum aneewun? aifinkso deres lots uv noms leff ober frum teh partee yesserdai, awl still nyce an fresh an yummy!
Ooh, izzat cinmunimum bundt caek? ai maed a fresh pot uf coffee to go wif it.
aifinkso dat be a bery gud eye-dee-er, bf! dere must be sumfing in teh ayr tuday… may ai offer yu a slice uf dis coco-berry-isecreem-cayk-wif-nomable-sparklers-on-it?
Bf.. thanks for saving some munchies for me! and others!!!
didn’t make it back to partee last night–too late & computer is at nextdor/parents house(yes i live next door to my parents & we’re all someones child)
so I thought id check in: took me about 2 hours to go thru the celebrations!
thanks bf for accepting my friend request! just got response thru blackberry;D it comes in handy sometimes!
I’ll be having to go to work RL again 3-11pmcstusa again today (everywknd reg schedule) no comp available & cant trhu bb. oh well.
what is there besides cake, not that cakestyle zucchini bread ddoesnt sound good to me right now, hot & w/ the butter. yum!
Blasfemy! Swichbored nevr moar fun den synth!
you’ve obviously never played with a phone switch board……
mwhahahahahaaaaaa
aww, donut haz a sad pj, dere is plenny uv caik fer ebreewun!
pj bop him(?) w/ the wack a trol mallet!!!
*BOP!* clunk. Wear’s my cake?
Good job
!!!!
>^;^<
Kitteh haz met deh flying spagetti monster adn brot it down tu erf!!
Dorky_Cowgirl,
Very cute switchboard operator kitty and I love use of the word “shenanigans”. But, doll, please check your spelling (also “aggravated”).
Oh Hai JB!!! u must tu beeingz berry, berry noo heer!! Welkum tu Cheezland!! Wii duznt b karifying much bowt deh spellingz oar deh grammorz!!! After awl, wii am just silly kittehz!!!
shhhh mai cween, NPT, bememburr?
*taiks cweenmjs floofy paw an dansis tew teh caik ruum*
Oh boy!!! Cake!!!
I can haz wun uv eech kind???
Wif iiec creem??
Adn fudgy sauce??
Adn nutz?
Adn sprinklolz?
Adn a cherry on tawp???
wut? moe wippy creem?!?
*sigh* NOE wippy creem?
Ifinso u hada 3 stoogez moe ment!!
sumtiymz I just crak maisef up!!!
nyuck, nyuck, nyuck!
Oh, wiseguy, eh?
La dee DEE, LA DEE dee!
but their spelling of “kitteh” is somehow acceptable to you?
(hee hee hee)
Aksually kitteh is makin musik. Analog synths FTW!
One ring-a-dingy, two-ring-a-dingies…snort…
Laffin — Lily Tomlin ref FTW!!!
“Iz this teh party to whom I am speaking?” I luv her in that role!
Uh grayshus ohai. Heer at da LOLcat Fone Kumpnee we handul elebentee billyun kawlz uh dai, survin ebbreewun frum Meezerz n Tabbyz 2 da skum uv da urf (goggies). Sew, we unnerstan dat, sumtymz U kaynt gitz un op-purr-ayter, oar 4 noe parint reezun ur fone gitz borked, or praps U hasta pai munneez 4 uh kawl U din’t mayk. We nawt ker!
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Watch dis… (*typiteetypiteetypitee*) Jess lawst Peeoreeuh.
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U C, dis fone systum iz teh mayded up uv elebentee billyun munneez werf uv hy-tek teknolijeez datz sew fantsee (*WHAP WHAP*) ebben WE kaynt werkz it. Sew, da nekst tym U kumplain bowt ur fone serbiss, Y nawt U trie 2 Diksee cupz n streeng. We nawt ker. We nawt hasta. We iz teh LOLcat Fone Kumpnee.
Dangit — dat din’t werkz… Lemme trie dis:
Still nawt werkz… Wun moar trie:
Fooey awn embedding… Jess chek it owt heer…
Fankees fur teh link!!!
Are the lions still down from a few days ago?
Oh noes!!!!! jt60 is speakin Engrish!!!! Hear we spek lolspeak. Actully, i dont noe of dey stil r down…i shud go chec…
akshulee, heer wii welkom teh lolspeekers an teh notlolspeekers alyke! Noe wun iz rekwired tew lolspeek, iffen tehy prefurr nawt tew.
Whoop! Whoop! Whoop! Eerwurm alert!!
Ai kan haz Cheezfrens? Hai. Aiz noo hear – bin lerkin berry lawng tyme kuz Ai wantid tu lernn dis furrin langwitch bedder befour I rote ennyfing. Ai haz fybe kittehs hu adoptifyed me – dey noes whare tu comz fur lotza gud noms en niz warm plais tu liv! Wee lubz kittehs hear. Yu awl seam tu no eech ubber berry lawng tyme. Ai hopes yu letz mee plai sometyme. Ai iz alsew werkin tu jobbs sew Aiz knot aybel tu bizit ICHC tu offin butt Ai wisch ebberywun a berry Happytail Fangsgibbon iffen Ai donut gett bak hear agin.
Ohai Fuzzywhisker an welkom tew cheeseland! Pleez tew com play wif us weneber u cahn!
Hour deer frend cweenmj haz a site taht is ful uv win an awsum an lots uv guud info fer noo cheesepeeps.
Iffen u wud lyke tew clik awn mai bloo wurds heer u cahn see it!
O..an u haz a frend rekwest!
ohai Fuzzywhisker! *extends teh floofy paw uf frenship* tis bery nise tu mete yu! ai tu lurked fur aggggeeeeess befur ai startded posting a cupplol uf munfs ago – butt (!) lolspeek is lotts uf fun tu rite, as well as tu rede, sew pleese tu join in
adn ai must sai, yur lolspeek is bery gud fur a noo-comer! *nods*
adn yu has anuffer frend rekwest
Ohai, fuzzywhiskaz!
ai bii sendun yu eh frens rekweest – goe tu yur profyel.
Spekun awf which – sii teh lufflee cweenmj’s Cheez Town Cryer tu lern awl uzfull stawf, enkludun linkee tu yur profyel soe teh cheezfrenz ken fynd yu!
Adn mai ai bii kongratulatun yu awn yur LOLspeke! WIN!
Nauw ai mus ruyn! Las performuns tudae!
Ohai Fuzzywhisker! *Cattails extends floofy paw of cheezfrendship* U can click on eny uf hour blu names an frend us. We iz happitail to welcome u!
Welsome Fuzzywhisker!! Come and sit in the basking sun and the glorious feeling of the nicest people on the earth, here.
Yesh indeed! Wot 5 eagles sed. Come into delight!
Strypee Kitteh lubz
Beeg Pisskettee Board. Lawtz plumpz
Pisskettee 2 ‘Yoink!’z!
Strypee Kitteh no
canz push in plumpz Pisskettee.
Moar ‘Phunn!’ 2 ‘Yoink!’z!!
Strypee Kitteh habz
so mutch ‘Phunn!’ dat hurz juss wawntz
tayk nyss, coazee Napz!!!
Jack.
Welsome Fuzzywhisker!! Come and sit in the basking sun and the glorious feeling of the nicest people on the earth, here. I am not there yet working on it.
Heerz sum werk fur yoo!
Yoo ar missing frum mai frenz liszt – an ai cant seem to get to yur profyle. So wud yoo pleez go there an frend mee again???
yes I will and tell you why I took it off ota.
Kittah is desperately seeking crow:
bring ice creams, fast!
It’s the analog version of Keyboard Cat!
Synthesizer kitteh is synthesizin’
(Floofy paw ob frenship esstended bak tu awl). Fankies berry much. Ai howps tu bizzit dis webbysyte lots butt toonite Ai still haz werk (WERK?!!!) tudu. Pleh. An Ai gotza gettup at free ayem tu gett reddy fer part tyme jobb at da horsepistol. Moar pleh. Ai’d ravver bee baskin inna sunshyn liek yu suggestified. Ai will get to da profyle az soooon az Ai kan tu anser fren rekwests. Fang yu awl fur welkomming me!
Mewston… I haz a problem
Soundz like tat kitteh iz having hard workz!
Raise your hand if you even know what a switch board is. I bet you most younger lolcatters won’t be raising them.
*raises hand* Are you calling me old? Snerf!
What do you guys think about the upcoming 2012?
Planet X Nibiru, if really exists and approaching, can be a big threat to the earth and its people.
Michel de Nostredame predicted some kind of huge space collision that will occur around year 2000.
Will the comet or asteroid really fall in the aegean sea (Greece) and huge tsunami will hit the mount Olympus (2917 metres high).
If he is right and mayans as well, it looks like the end of the world is really close.
I think something is going on alrdy… so many earthquakes in the last year, h1n1,irak….
What do you guys think? Should we worry?