u’z not doin well at dis game hooman
u’z not doin well at dis game hooman u jus lost anuther ball down teh hole
sumfing is blokking mah pokkit.
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an said sum bad wurds, too
altho hao wun could sai bad wurds to a kitteh as soft and floofy as dis wun, I don’t kno.
’tis troo!
conga rats carouse!
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Sawee bowt beean gawn, interwebs wer inviseeblol aw Caturday an 2day.
Conga Rats!
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Sorreh fur beeun gawn, intrwebz wer invisiblol.
oopz.
opps :blush:
dis maybee frum teh dept of redunddancee – aifinkso WP be nommin myne commints yesserdai an, an, an twoday two…hear goes:
oar
Cuz u pushed it!
I did nawt push teh kitteh!
Kitteh is credited wiff 2nd assist ob da nite!
wutt kinda fings doo kittehs assist wiff?
anteek vase pushings off
balloon poppings
cake nommifications
d…
doggie chasin’s
elektrikal wire chewinz
floof sheddimificatin on pantz
g…
Gravy slurppin
Huggie givin
Ilk ilk ilk on bran new carper
J…
Jellus shreddingz
Killifying teh moving noms
Lubbeeng teh gooshy foods
M….
Makingz messes
Nomming ur foods wen ur bak is turned
Ordering goggie arownd
P…
Pushing fings off high ledges and larrfing wen dey breakify
Questioning ur intellygents
Ripping ur plants to shreds
S…
Shredding plants den nommin dem
Tooo tired tooo mooove
Unholy lafter frum da other rume wen you stub yer toe
V…
*donkey larffing mitily @ teh stubtoe comment*
how duz wee lubs deez nawtee littlol fuzzballs soooo much wen dey r sooooo nawtee???? Is so eezy too forgibs dem.
hmmm.
Vacuum cleener-i meks it ern its keep!
Watur-i conservs it!
Xray-u needs dem cuz i likes too runs in frunt ub u at teh wurst possiblol moment.
Y…
Y-oh-Y!!?? hairpullingz makingz
Zany antiks dat costs u munnees!!
Yelpeen-i maes goggie doo it!
Zzzzzzzs-ai gets dem!
Jittrz
Kleenexeez
LOLZ
M…
Jumpz frum hye playssez
Katcheengz Layzurr Poynturr Dawt
Lawndree Day helpz
Jack.
Hewmin shoodz nawt putz
bawwlz so cloass 2 hoalz andz feenkz
Kitteh nawt helpz in!
Bawllz mayk wundurrfull
saownd wen dayz fawllz in. Kitteh
lubz dat saowndz alawtz!!
Liddill Kitteh coodz
followz bawll daown t3h hoal andz
maykz Hewmin crayzee!!!
Jack.
Teh littul kitteh
Awfen will goe skratch skratch skratch
Jus lyk teh hyoomin!
Kitteh haz an em-barrissed cuz ur pool playin skills nawt so grate, akshully.
Kitteh is probably watching me play
Pockets will catch the splorts.
(Tightents HGGs and CHRGwdois again)
D.R’s brayn, corner pocket.
dats cyoot, DR
oahi, DR! is dat a lellow goggie in yore abatar? I had a big lellow Labby naymed Muggsy. And gess whut, cheezfrens, I R gitting a noo Lab dis weekweekweek (finally).
B choosing frum three possiblilolites: a 1and half yr old beeyootiful lellow won frum craigslist, a sweet chokolayt won, old and vision impared (needs a nyse kwiet hoam) frum teh lab reskue, and a blakk an wite lab/Dane mix frum petfinder.
I wood lyke 2 post fotos and tayke botes frum y’all. (ai noes can deesyde; wants dem AWL!)
I am rootin fer dem all! (specially vision impared guy)
Yah, ai noes! teh rescue peepz pikked hymn out 4 mii, cuz i tawld dem i has know prob. wiff speshul needs. R kids R grwon, an rite now, ai has just teh won kitteh, Dr. Virjay, hoo is a calm guy and lykes dawgs (an haytes uzzer kittehz). I hass helff probs. sew, a young, energetik, potty-trayning needing puppy wood B 2 mush…butt(!) ai lubbs teh Danes, 2, (he is in a shelter, 2) sew hard! and teh uzzer yeller won is bee-yoot-iflol, and looks lyke Muggsy. Oh, noes, ai kann onlee has one!
Fangs 4 yore bote, pj1
{{{{kitkay}}} watever you decide will be best, I’m shoor.
A new meening to teh term “Skratch”
WP etez mai wurdz abowt Dawnkey stubbify da uvvur tozez so ai goze orf tu plai in mai kitchen nawo. nity.
*noms WP*
**trots off after grmawgs too see wutts cookin**
Ohai kafleen! Ai has a applol crisp, hawt frum teh oben, adn ai’ll shaer!
OOH!!
*sniff*
I can noms now?
Mah mommeh maded us applol dumplings wiff pecanns Friday. I thot i’d died an gone too hebbun. an dere wuz wun left furr mah wurk Saturday too. twas ebbun bettur teh sekund time.
I lubs mah mommeh.
What numbers is the gray kitteh ball?
Is jus a nomnomnombr, dont mattr wut is tiw kitteh.
That is a acutaly splort for me.
*kleens up teh splort, awl braynes bakk in hedd* Dere wii iz goew. Ress upp, halpz teh splort hiil.
Dis kitteh is mostly solids.
Hae all have you see sunnyhuckle?
eye don’t finkso twodai – she may bee runnin aftur teh grandsun.
tanks that is afull times jobs.
iz yure grandchildrun dere now fur yew two run affter two?
Gaags yes two small Kittehs not quiet a year old from my 20 years old daughter who moved back home.LOL
day grows up fast – njoi while they are bitty.
ohai 5 eagles! am happy to be seeing you!
An, ai was wanting to say to all, that I want to give 5 eagles another chance. I was not ther for “the incident” but, but, I went back and read it all, and I believe in forgiving. I do know people who have learned a slang term without knowing its full connotations, and when they found out how offensive it was, they felt very bad. And, I finkso, that 5 eagles feels bad fur hurting feelings. Sometimes, I am stoopy, too!
Um, gotz a dotter on teh fone, be rite back.
*sighs*
Maybe I am just stoopid, to keep believing in teh good in people. But, I hope taht iz nawt the case.
{{{{{sunnyhucklol}}}}}
{{{{{4point5kittehs}}}}}
*sigh*
had hopes fur teh good in him, ai no it iz there, but maybe only sometimes
*sigh*
Him tookinged awl deh peepz off himz frenz list.
But I sendinged him a nuzzer fren rekwest and hii akksepted.
I hopez hii b finding deh gud dat awl peepz haz inside.
ai thot hims did win we tokked, but now am disapointed. an, takes a lot to disappoint sunnyhuckle.
*big sigh for 5 eagles*
I am scared to say stuff right now, afraid to offend you some how. I was thinking and reading what u wrote, trying not to cry with either joy or saddness. check out the time on this comment.
’snot dat tuff; juss be nyce to everyone or nawt! Wat do you reely fink? I lykes you; DECLARE!
Sry I juss wanna know.
Funnyz! Looks likes hez ‘aving funs!
hum….moa ai thinnk abut…. tha less ai undastannd it…. .. .. .. .. .. … .. ?
Da seekritt iz tu nawt fink abaoot it. Aifinkso. Oar mebbe ai juss habz a confoozed. *wandrez awf mumbloling*
kud b.
*mumblolz off wandering*
O mai!! luk at awl dat eer floof!!!
*titanz CHRG*
Luk at da feet! *Puts on googlols*
dontcha know it…tehm leedle white sox..oh my!..titans CHRG!!!!
an, an, an teh leedle white ear fluffees…oh, my, oh, my, oh my!!! breeve…fink ov taxes en payen bills en stuffs.
Sawft floofy kitteh…*yikes!*,*titanz my chrg 2!*
ai wud lubs tew be snorgoling taht kitteh! (Now taht teh grandkidlet haz gone home) ai haz time to snorgol, aifinkso, an him iz snorgolishus!
Ohai, sunny! I finally got all my profile problemz solbed, I fink.
Hooray fur pj! it werks, it werks! ai has to be going now, so much to do still, and haz a gimonguous tired from teh grandkidlet! was a good deed, tho, dotter got thru detox an iz going to meetings again, ai can only hope this time it takes!
Yay!!!!
u b ur own Hee Row!!!
I finso, dat wen u seeing Phillipe d’Beaker u needz tu telling him u b noolee bluu!!! hii will haz a prezzee fur u, adn wif awl deh hasslolz u hadded u shurlee deserb a prezzee fur ur blooness. Hii b trabelling now, so hii not b online much. But, weneber u seeing him, don’t b shy, just speek rite up, eben if it b a week oar tue frum now. Hii b lubbing tu sillybrate deh bluunezzez!!!!
*sigh*
I lubs dat: “u b ur own Hee Row!!”
Wuddun it bee nice if wee cud all bee owr own heerow?♥♥♥♥♥
♥♥♥ Yoo ar mai ♥Hee Row In♥!!
(Ai borrowed yur harts – hoep yoo dont mind too much!)
hav a nice dai all♪
Bai!!! Schmooooz!
*Waivez tu deh west** ….. oar shud it b tu deh eest??
Itz so hard tu tell wen u iz halfway rownd deh whirrld frum mii!!
I’z bat @ juf abowt eberyting, cept eetinz!!! I lubs eetin!!! SO CITED FUR TURKEHZ!!
i sekund dat emotion!!
*wispers* Kafleen, dere bees hawt applol crips for yoo upfred.
**runs**
**brings eye scream, banilla**
oooo,,,,u gais r sooooo lucky. I has not nommified it all yet…….
Oh, gud, if only der waz some banilla eye scream…Ohai kitkay!!!! It’s SO nyce to see you!!
{{{{{kafleen}}}}}
how u bean, Mel?
Yoo lieks cawwrot caek? Ai gotz sum lefovvers frum mai dotter’s burfday partee. Goez reel gud wif eye scream Ifinkso.
Well, twist my arm…,
Idoanfinkso, yu not bee wantingz tu goez tu fizzikul theerapii wif mii. Iz BIG owiez. Beesidez, howz yu be eatin wif twisted aremz?
Oh, you hazza owie? Sry…I goes wiff you to fizzikil theerapii ifnz you want.
I hadda borked sholdur adn Dr. Tinycat gived mii a noo ball-joint
Igoez tu therapii tree tymes a weekweekweek, adn dat wommun habz fingurz ob STEEL! Owiez.
*Shows pointee endz to Dr. Tinycat* BE GENTLE!
Oh WoW! Thaz so kewlz!!
Bets kitteh chases da ballz all over da tablem hm?
Nice one!!
Teh kehtti bein ur critik
he noez wuts best
OOPS.
u lost anuver ball
don wurry, kehtti will halp u win.
-QM
Bravo!!
Applolsaws!!! QuoteMan Rulez!!!
Ai wud kneed awl teh helps teh kitteh kan gibs iffen ai wants tu win.
Nyce poem, QM!
Kitteh finks dat it taiks judgment, brainz, an machooritee to skor in balk-lain game, but sez dat anee fool can taik an shuv a bal in pokkit.
U gotz trubbul, rait hear in Rivur Kitteh.
haha lolza uz so greatz teh caaptionz killz meh lol