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Nawt our fawlt!
conga conga conga!
can, can, can!
Tango, tango, tango!
Waltz, 2, 3, Waltz, 2, 3, waltz, 2, 3!
swing yore pahrtner, and dosey-doe, bow to yore korner…
U put ur rite hand in, u put ur rite hand owt….
Hop step close step….
Slo, slo, kwik, kwik, slo…
“You do an eclectic celebration of the dance! You do Fosse, Fosse, Fosse! You do Martha Graham, Martha Graham, Martha Graham! Or Twyla, Twyla, Twyla! Or Michael Kidd, Michael Kidd, Michael Kidd, Michael Kidd! Or Madonna, Madonna, Madonna!… but you keep it all inside….”"
hee hee ….
robin williams in
the birdcage
FTW
concats miniminsmum! may ai uffer yu hawt choklit adn sordid choklit biskits in sillybrayshun? der’s plentee fur awl!
I’ll add sum hot spiced apple rum tew, okeh?
O juss teh fing furr tihs nastee Nowunder wevver we’z habbing!
*sips teh spicee rum*
oooooh, fankees princessmu! dat be a bery gud choyse of addishun, aifinkso!
adn addikshun mite ai add??
*snerk*
Ai bringz lonsch meetz (hamb, burd, baloknee….. da baysiks) nn sum wyte bred. Awlso haz chipz nn sodees for ebbrywun.
Enjoi!
*Pops in*
*Drops off some peanut budder*
You can haz fluffernudders!
OOOoooo, Fluffernudders! Peenut budder and marshmello fluff on wite bred! my hubby and suns lubbs dem! aicangrabacuplolobfluffernuttersfordem?
oahi, ck! ai lykes yore happy-dansing snoopy dawg! Sew yoo is frum Duncan! Anudder Okie is OK! R yoo on kween’s cheezpeepz map? Plz 2 b telling hurr, if yoo is knot! Whut collej dew yoo go to?
OOOO MY CC! Ai just saw kitkay’s comment about anuver Okie. Ai wented to your site and see u are frum Duncan! Ai’m orijinaly frum Marlow! WOOT!
**itz a small werld afterall**
Howz about dat?!?
O fankees Gizmo, dat’s so naice, ai lubs the choklit biskits adn hawt choklit, adn choklit ennefing (speshully cheezland choklit wiv noe kaloreez
)
yur moor dan welcomm! chokolit in cheezland is extra taystee adn caloreee-free
AN lukkit yoo – up in teh Tawt Spawt today! Hao fitting iz that???
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♪HAPPEY BIRFDAY TO YOO ♫
♫ HAPPEY BIRFDAY TO YOO
HAPPEY BIRFDAY ♪ DEER MINIMINSMUM ♫
♫ HAPPEY BIRFDAY TO YOOOOOOUUUUU!! ♫♫
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O fanks JCH4K furr teh burfday singing! Ai hoaps ebberywun will joyne in mai pardee, wiv awl teh nommy caeks taht burfday fairy haz broughten us!!!
hava happee won!! {{MM}}
Fank yu Griffyn, pleez to habing sum caek adn drinkees!
Ai’m sprized yoo wernt awn teh Burfday Fairie liszt. But ~ yoo ar nao!!
Hmmm – ai think ai’ll hav a liddel peece ov teh fudgee caek – an sum eye screem – an layter maybee a liddel peece ov teh cheeree cherree caek wif teh whippee creem frosting. an sum punch! Verree festive!
Well ai duz undastand taht our beloved burfday fairy haz soooo menee cheezpeezs to be wishin teh happee burfday to taht sumtaims a burfday slips thru teh net! Teh mayne fing iz to be heer sillibrating wiv awl my cheezfrenz!!
*Waivez floofy pawz tu deh eest*
Oh Hai!! I lefted u a prezzee down thred a wayz!!
Yeah, for yoo, MnMnMm! happeh burfday! Ai hass sum pritty wite rozes–too duzin juss 4 yoo!
*puts flourz inna beeg vase an hands dem 2 M.*
O kitkay, ai juss sawd teh byootimus rozes yu sended me froo teh innertoobs. Fankyoo, tehy r sitting on teh tablol wear ai can smell tehyre perfoom awl ober teh howse.
{{{{{kitkay}}}}}
HAPPY BIRFDAY MINIMINSMUM!!
i maded u a cake butt i eeted it…
here, go see furr urself… ht tp://www.yahoo.americangreetings.com/ecards/view.pd?i=328417002&m=6822&rr=y&source=yahoo999
{{{{{dear donkey}}}}}
well, tehy do say iz teh thort taht cownts!!
Fankyu furr teh burfday card, ai lubs it, adn teh burfday wishes too.
I did habe a wunnermus birfday wiv mai fambly adn a grate pardee wiv awl teh cheezfrenz!
*hanz teh donkey a glarse of shampayne*
can yu manajing taht wiv yur hoofz?
Majiklolly.
Just laik soop!!! BOOM!!!!!!
Awl ober teh plaice!
win win WIn jANET!
Heee hee!! Thanks!
Nao – just wher IZ Dave an deer littlol DrTinyCat??
yabbut, now wii bee kneeding a hole TEEM ob DrTinySirjinCats, 2, doncha fink?
STAT!
Ai are heer!!!
We tayke no responsbilitee furr dis!
just caus ur basement born dusnt mean ur an explosive artist
O noe noe noe, ai meen, we woz juss lookin adn…BOOM, no moar CC!!
he jest asploded owt of nowhere! i wuz just sitting heer when bang!
o carp this dusnt look gude fur u! we kno u has da spontanious combustion power! u lookd tew lawng! awl is kaos!
dis nawt my fawlt.
Didn’t this happen at t3h ends of Ghost Busters?
haha!
Ohai, awl….anudder weight loss updating fur yoo!! Ai maeked it tu mai goal fur Christmas tiem uf 230 lbs., which ai weighed in at this mornin’ Mai noo goal for Christmas is 213. *huffs and puffs* Man, dis exercise is gettin’ easier, butt(!) et still hurts.
Ai culd nawt get Jewel into teh mobile serbis today, butt(!) she wuz berry forgiving when ai gotted her hoam and gave her gushi-fud. Ai gotted a rain check ticket fingie tu go tu any udder location on any day ai want tu and be nawt-second in line. She also sez “Meow!,” which ai fink means “Ohai!” to ebberywun.
Konga rats to yu Jeremy reeching yur gole erlee! Keep up teh gud wurk til Christmas, yu’ll see, teh exercize will be totallee paynless by tehn
Meow bak to Jewel from mii adn mai kittehs
Ai will du dat, when ai go hoam tomorrow. Jewel was nawt happee when ai finded her in mai room todai. She may nawt haz forgibben meh yet foar dis morning.
Ai wuz hoeping fur maybee 3 oar 4!!
Hao much eggersize ar yoo doing??? An waht kinds? Ai think maybe ai need ot noe this!
Realistically, Ai don’t fink ai will get tu 17 lbs lost by LOLmas…I was finking at least 4, maybe as many as 6 or 7. Ai work 4 full daze and 1 half dai….awn mai full daze, ai walk for thirty minutes befoar mai shift, and awn mai half-dai, ai walk fifteen minutes. And ai am onlee eetin’ teh fuds wif no shoogar in dem.
YAY!! u b dewing grate!!!
I haz menny admirez fur u!! I haz a turriblol tiym lozing wate. …. prolly kuz i don’t egg sir size oar diet. 
yabbut, yoo iz teh gratest kween in teh land!
I meen, lots ob peepz can dew dat uzzer stuff, but whut yoo can dew is YOO-neek! Not sumpfing dat can just be lerned, sumfing yoo juss B, aifinkso!
*digz tow in durt* Aaww shuck, ma’am!!
Butt (!) duzzn’t Garfield sai dat “Diet” is “Die” wif uh “T”?
Iz troo, iz berri troo aifinkso!
Ohai miniminsmum! Hippo Birdees 2 Ewes!
Fany yu Aahz. Burfday fairy brought lots of nommy caeks, pleez haz a playtefull!
Jee, fanky!
*nomnomnomnomnom*
*urp*
Skyooz me…
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Jess watt I kneaded — I hasta goez bak 2 werkz inna minit. I awlriddee hazza tyrd frum werkin sintz 8 dis moarnin. Mike Huckabee speekted at owr cherch, n I hadded 2 mayk da meedeeyuh relees DVD 4 da TV nooz peeps.
Garfield is mah favorite cartoon evar!!
Ai dinna fink ai wuld liek tu diet and egg sir size, butt(!) ai noes it is foar mai own gud, and ai am startin’ tu liek it!! Sumtiems, though, ai luk at mah diet fud and say tu myself DO NOT WANT. I haz figured it owt, hao tu fix mai cravings fur cheezburgers…ai maeks dem awn mai George Foreman grill, and awl teh fat stuffs go awai!!
U is full ub teh win and awsum, Jeremy.
w00t, w00t, 4 reeching yore gole, jermey! ‘Speshully, 2 4 teh hexersighs!
(but whut is “teh mobile serbis”? Itty-bitty kitteh soldjer commitee reddy 2 run?)
Ai posted on anudder lol dat ai wuz takin’ Jewel tu teh mobile spay serbis todai, butt(!) ai didn’t get in.
teh kehtti is comfuzed
his fwiend go
BOOM…
we seez teh wite fluffizys
we memember how silly he wuz.
-QM
Ohhhhhhhhh *sniff* Pore Fluffee.
QuoteMan, ur pomez am berry gud, Ifinso ur noo format iz speshully sooted tu deh LOLkittehz!! I hopez u am keeping copeez uv dem.
ohai, heers teh burfday fairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to saim an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today!! i haz bringd tasty fudjy burfday caeks, cherry caek wif wippy kreem frosting, iskreem, sparkly party punch, poynty shiny part hats wif pompoms on top, an teh tradishunal sunnyday game ob trol-hed crokay!! teh wooden balls are paynted to luk liek troll heds, an wen yoo hit them tehy make funny trolly noyzes!! and goodie bags filled wif frizbees taht make raynbows wen tehy fly, liddle handheld pinbawl games, kandee, an zoo aminlol stikkers wif googly eyes! an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo!
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(pee ess: tomorrow iz a day ob many burfdays, so bring yor party clofes and prezzies an refreshmints an be heer!)
Ohai burfday fairy – ai juss lyk to sai taht tihs berri dai iz awlso mai burfday, adn ai wud lyk to inbite awl teh cheezfrenz ebberyware to sillibrate wiv me!
*noms sum delishus adn nootrishus fudjy caek, adn a peece of teh cherry caek too*
is yur burfday tudai?! well den mennee menee menee happee returns tu yu!
O fanks fur teh burfday wishes – heer haz sum caek to sillibrate!
oooh, fakees *nomnomnom*
Happy, happy burfday!!!!! *noms fudjy caek* *does happy danse*
Let da sillibrashuns begin!
Pops opun teh shampayne – dis goes well wiv teh fudjy caek aifinkso! Ledz pardee!
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an is minmimsmum’s burfday too!!
W00ty-w00t-w00t!!!
Harpy burfday miniminsmum!!!
I giving u a nebber ending supple eye uv LOLz!!! Awl u haz tu du iz going tu icanhazcheezburger.com weneber u like, and u will finding LOLz!!!
Wut?? I thot that b grate prezint.
{{{{{{cweenmj}}}}}}
Larfter, adn teh shayring of it, iz teh greatest gift ob tehm awl.
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Yay! fangs burfday fariy! Ai lubbs teh party faybors
*grabs kolorfull liddlol gaymes, kute liddlol stikkers and frizbeez*
an chokkolayt kakes!
*takes a slyse, an noms!*
Happy burfdaze 2 saim and mini!
Fanks kitkay. Have sum shampain wiv yur caek!
Hippo birdies tu miniminsmus! Tudai be a berry specialmus dai Ifinkso! Iz awlso mii owldest dotter’s 30if burfdai, adn itz mus bi majiklol bcuz Ai am onlee 35!? *takesbirfsirtificatadnhidesitwifaqwikness* *poursdyeonhedtucuvvergrayhaires*
Ohai momchan, ai’z onlee 35 too wiv groan up kidlols (well ok, 35 plus elebenty moar yeers, ai admit it).
Fanks furr teh hippo adn teh birdies!!
Awwww, he splorted from the kyoot!
(Tightens HGGs and CHRGwdoi)
kitteh luked at herself in teh mirror? Pore liddlol fing!
Ooooh, but hee laift beehind sum tastee marf marfmawoaws!! On nom nom nom!!
Ai bringz Hershi bawrz nn gram krakurz. We can haz smoars?
O yummy, fanks ck!!
Oh Hai Cheezpeepz!! Dis b tu welkuming awl deh noo-beez. Cheezland b a wundermus plais wif lotz uf fun peepz. Deh onlyest rule iz tu playing nice!
I wud like tu halping awl deh peepz tu enjoyifyingz deh tiymez dey spend wif us. I haz sum helperz on mai blog, deh Cheez Town Cryer. Mai bloo name awlso b a link tu deh Cryer.
Deh Cryer b habbing genrul nooz wuv hoo b dueing wut. Adn if u luk at deh linkz on deh top uv deh paig u will find wun laybulled ‘Helperz adn majik trikz.’ Dhe pagez dere will telling u awl sortz uv thingz like how tu git avatarz adn how tu sorting owt deh ICHC time stampz and making thingz italisized or bold adn how tu making deh smilee faisez.
Deh Lore adn Legendz page b hazzing linkeez tu sum ov ower more owtstanding adven chewerz and tu deh originz uv some uv ower kustumz.
Dere b info abowt deh Cheezpeepz mapz, and how tu git ur berry own marker on dhe map!!
u will awlso finding a list wif linkeez to peepz blogz so u can git tu noeing sum uv deh cheezpeepz bedder.
Kum wif mii tu dhe Ty Boo Teek adn wii will gitting u eech a welkuming prezzee. Dehre b awl sortz uv goodeez heere. Mostly wif a kitty theme. Kitteh printed Tyz and skarvez. Kitteh faised LOLeepopz. Kitteh wind chimez. Snow globez wif seenz frum Cheezland. Boblolhedded kittehz. And on dis shelf dere b sum goggie and bunny and pinnygig eye temz. Taking ur pik. Awl iz free fur deh wanting….. Enneewun kan kumming heer ennytiyme deh b feeling deh kneed fur a pik mii up. Originally, the Ty Boo Teek wuz fur deh peepz hoo b habbing a Ty fur deh Nawt-sekkund commint, but now iz fur ebbreewun, ennytymez.
*Handz awl deh noobeez a CHRG (wdoi). Dat b a chikken hed rubber glub (wif drawingz on it). U putz deh rubber glub on ur hed to holding in deh brayn cellz wen u haz a splort! frum deh kewtness uv deh kittehz.
Dehre b a small Lounge in heer tu!
*mixeez drinkz*
*handz awl deh noobeez a refreshing beverage.
*klinkee glassez!
Cheez!!
Ohai, an fankee fur da CHRG. I haz wondered how to be gettin one ub dese!
I jus wanna saya dat yu cheezepeeps are da frenliestest grupe of folks, eber! You makes a noobie likes me(3kom) feels da weckome, an you no make fun ub da udder(!) in a meanie, meanie ways. IRL I is alco, acol, a drunk, so I just be drinking da Diet Pepsi, is ok aifinkso. Tanks to all for mekin me fels weckome
{{{cheespeps}}}
Dere’s gremlins inna intertubes Aifinkso. Dere wuz sebben fren rekwests an Ai onalee anserred fore an awlobbasuddin ebberyfing dissipeared sow Ai howp dey awl went fru.
Ennyways, bafour Ai startz werkin agin, fangies four da fren rekwestz anna Happy Burfdai too awl hoo ar sillybratink.
Pore whyte kitteh wuz so uppset dat he jus went tu peeces.
U borkt deh innertuuubz?!?!?!?!?!??? On Noez!!! Oh, deh huge manatee!!!
Ohai frenz! Hope eberywun is habbing a gud Sundae.
I finkso I’m gonna get kikked outta KY.
Wen a fren of mien axked me dis moarnin “How bowt dem Kats” it tuuk me a minnit to figger owt himz wuz tawlkin abowt teh Unibersitee of KY!
Ah hek, I jes hoap I end up sumware warmur.
Didya ansir “Aifinks teh lolz iz phunni anda peepulz dere iz nyce.”
Gud wun, Keshet!
I thotso him wuz axkin abot my kitties!
Ohai Red! Howz teh floofy kittehs todai?
Ohai, Lungdoc!
Teh kittehs iz gud, egg-sept Sarah wuz cryin cuz I nawt lettid hur owta teh baffroom. (I’m at teh parental yoonits’ howse, doin sum lawndree.)
I tryed tellin hur, “U lern to uze teh bocks an u can has a freedum”, butt hur nawt geddit yet.
Ai hoap shi figgurz it owt soon!
Yu bii teh patient mama for teh stubburn kitteh, aifinkso. Wii hopez all will soon bii bettah.
Ai haz a fun weekend– met mai two twin grandnieces (19 mo. old)! Lotsa energies, tehy hazzit. Ohmai, yesh. Whew!
Iz weerd. I has teh payshunts foar teh kittehs, butt nawt foar teh hoomin kidlets.
My neffew iz heer an himz 2 anna haff yeerz owld.
I’m glad him nawt goin hoam wif me!
Ai heerz dat, yep yep. Good fing taht littlol kidlet hoomins belong moastlee to littlol young parentz. If old dufferz lyke maiself hadda rayse all teh babiez, hoomins wud bii moar scarce tahn tehy prezentlee are. Much moar scarce. Praktikly rare, aifinkso.
**nods hed in agweemint**
My “mahm – instinks” iz foar teh kittehs an nawt foar teh hoomin bebbehs.
At leest, u can leev teh kittehs at hoam by dereselfs an nobodee cawlz teh cops awn u.
Troo dat!
Well, Ai’m off to do paperworkz… yu have fun wif teh laundreez adn nephew adn LOLs adn stuffs! Kthnxbai!
Bye, Lungdoc!
Has fun wif teh paypurwerks!
Cween – U laffin now, butt will u still be laffin wen I showing up wif Sarah an Dini wen U get to Corpus Christi?
Bon Voy Age Eez!! U go ahed and git ur tikkee adn pak fur Corpus … dat not b wair wii hedded dis winter!
Iz nawt? Ware u goin dis yeer?
Dis winter wii b gonna chek owt deh Kayjunz!! eeting jumbo lye adn crawfish ay toof ay!!!
Teh cween iz goin to Loozy-anna!
Yup!!!
*goez to bai a washbord so I kin play deh Zi Dek O mewzikz.*
Ohai cweenmj. Yu gonna bi neer Noo Orlings? Mii sistur & Ai r goin awn a kruize frum dere, an Ai b dere awn teh 2nd, & 3rd ob Jannooairy.
will she bee singing pollywollydoodle all day?
Ai dint bork da intertubes. Da intertubes borked awl buy itzelf.
Ennyways, fankies Yer Majjistee Cweenmj, fur da CHRG (wdoi). Ai haz a tendinsy tu splortify lotz wenebber Ai seez enny kyoot kittehs. Dis pikchur haz tu blakk kittehs init and Ai jus lubs blakk kittehs (Ai haz tu of dem) butt fanks tu yer jennyrosity wiff gibbing me da CHRG (wdoi), Ai kin beehold deze kittehs widdowt wurry.
An da nekst tyme yu hazta goe onna splort resque, Ai’ll bring da bandayds.
{{{{{{{Fuzzywhisker}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
I lubz tu seeing deh noobeez playing and habbing deh funz in Cheezland!! It b sew portint tu haz a gud CHRG(wdoi) sew u kin play safelee.
Yu iz sew sweet and kynd Cweenmj. Aiz losted mi braniums a lot so Ai’z glad Ai haz dis brandy noo CHRG (wdoi) tu keep mai hed tugevver.
Fankeez.
Just a werd tu deh wize, if u klikz on deh blu Reply linkee in deh bottum rite side uv deh comment, ur commint will nesting under deh wun u b talking tu and it halpz peepz keep trak uv deh conbersayshunz. Schmoooz.
Hokay. Gunna taek me awyle tu figger dis awl owt. Ai preshiyate da halps. Fangies.
Das ok. Wii wuz awl noo wunst.
ohai, I has comment way back dere somewher, you pweese to reed? Fankee
hmm, kitteh fawlowt? am it radeeohaktib?
DUCK and COVER!!
Poor whitw kitteh. ‘E didn’t standz a chance.
I LOVES tis website!
*_*
and teh gud noos is…..it lubs u too!!!
Ohai, xphinia! *donkey hug*
Das wat Ceiling Cat’s minions get, fer comin to THEIR basement. ^^
OMG So funny!!! Love it!!!
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