Itteh bitteh kitteh committeh’s
Itteh bitteh kitteh committeh’s bed is startin to get too itteh
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Whut a pitteh!
apahtmuntz krowdud een teh citee!
Back of their necks get dirt and grittee.
dussen seme tu bii eh shadoe een teh citee!
GMTA catena! eggsalad sawng!
♫ Bean down, izznt it a pitee
Duzznt’t seem tew be a shadow inteh citee ♫
kule kat, lukkin fer a kitteh
gonna luk in ebry korner ub teh citteh.
til iz weezin likes teh bustop
runnin upz dastares coz deres burdies onda rufetopp.
Heez reely wurkin doze sydeburnz! Oar maybee iz teh uvver wai rownd
Yikes! Looks like someone stealed teh rest of his beard. And his moustache too!
It wasn’t me, tho. I was just a wee young lolkittenburglar at teh time.
W00t!!! Teh majik hour iz fast appr . . .apurr. . . aprak. . .awlmost heer!
Dont enewun go away! Oh, an ai hoep teh Grate Burgerz in teh Skye hav pikked a reelee grate LOL!!! 
TODAY, TEH 21ST DAY OV NOVEMBRRR 2009
ICHC taim 8 AM (teh VERREE NEGGST LOL!!!)
PST 11AM, Noon MT, 1 PM CST, 2 PM EST, 7 PM TTI an 8 PM Yurp!
We will Silly Brate teh BURFDAY ov ar deer beloved, wunderul (etc, etc, etc)
LUNARMOMMY!!! an awlso cyoot littlol TAYA
EBREEWUN iz ov corse moast cordiallee invited to bee there!
Tehre will bee caek (wif whippee creem an/oar aiez creem) an cawfee an tee. Thoz fur hoom teh sun iz ober teh yardarm can awlso hav teh choklit martooneez.
Yoo may bring uther gud thingz fur teh buffay tayblol. An ov corse, prezzies ov awl kinds ar encoorajed!
ohai Janet! I will b there! fanks for posting me awn Sweetpeas burfday!
An thanks fur teh keyz, but ai dint hav taim to uze them. But teh rest ov teh staff iz still there, rite?
oh sure. round the clock serviss!
LOL!! Dubblol w00t!! Ai akshoolee gotted awl teh BOLDS rite this taim!
An MOAR w00ts fur Annipuss an LCB!!! Troo Champignons ov Cheezland bof!!
W00t!!! a klassic ty wif LCB adn Annipuss!!!!
Off tu deh ty boot eek!!
Dere b lotsa lubblee fawl fingz!! I lub deh fawl globez wif sparklee fawl leefz insted uv snow inside. Dehre b so menny fawl globez, but I fink deh JCH4K Fowntin b mai favrit!!! Oar meebee deh wun wif deh kitteh sitting adn lukking up in wunder at deh fawlling leefz. I kant making up mai mind.
teh kitteh looking at the leefs sounds adorabul!ov korse th eJ4k fountain is awlsew lublee. a hard choice ndeed!
Kittehs groe!
Onoes! SPLORT warnun! Lefful elebentee!!!
Battun down teh CHRGs!!!
Warm awp teh CCCs!!!
Aifinks dis iz ay gud prekawshun.
Duz yu haz 9elebenty onna speed dyal?
kent wayt tu kawl! mus has teh CCC’s deploed adn teh kyoot ee-em-teez standun bii!
Juss thinkin uv teh cyoot ee-em-teez mite mayk sum swoon.
I does!
*dials* pound sine, star, star, 2, 4, 6, 8, elebenty, pound sine
*gets dial tone*
*dials speed nummer* 1337555, star, star, pound sine
Yur speed dyal nawt sew speedi acktually.
hallow!!! diz iz nine lebenty, wut iz ur mergen sea?
O hai. LCB here. U want to knows whut is my emerjunsee? Oh. Um, well, u knows whut? U’r gonna laff, nine elebenty, u rly is. It taked me so long to speed dial u, I forgotted!
*initiates speed hang-up sequence*
{{Lcb}} Funny! Ohai! how am u dis fine day?
O hai, PM!!!1! It has been too many whiles! How u is?
I is getting over a pleh upper respiramatory thingy. Does NOM has a good kine of soup today?
Er, I mean, teh soup at NOM is always teh good. Whut I meaned was, does u has a kine of soup that is teh recommended for teh medicinlol purposes and taht I can pay for wif my health insurances card?
o mai! i haopes u am feeling awl bak up tew par sune!
NOM has just teh soup fur u!
It has been simmerring fur teh hole morning.
we start wiff a broth made from slow simmered garlic & spring water. den we adds da touch ov ginger,diced sun dried tomata, spinach and den drop a beated egg n dere. a gernerous pinch ov salt fur flavor an we are ready tew heal! the garlic will clear ur chest, the egg protine will strenghten u and the spinch will give u iron. the tomato is fur the vitamin c. u should b up and borrowing n noe thyme!
i am teh ok. stupid werk has banned mi frum teh ICHC. at home my computer is nawt sew grate. i sew miss u guys sew mutches!
kthxslurp!
*laffz nine elebenty tiymez*
etc….
roll the CCC, it’s gonna be busy on this one.
**Wavez ohai tu dan az hii rollz bai on deh CCC**
Tx, cweenmj! I’m still recovring from bebbeh burd ‘n pinkee marmie kitteh! Can’t take much more cyut wivout seveer contraindications!!
Oh, LuvBJones – there yoo ar! Do yoo think yoo cud sing teh “Pinkee Toe Pads” sawng az entertainmint at teh Burfday partee??
Ene taim wud be gud. Teh Mikrofone will be awn, an ene wun hoo wants to can doo sumthing – eben recite a pome oar too!
Certainlee! *ahem*
PINKEE PINKEE TOE PADS!
PINKEE PINKEE TOE PADS!!
*gad* *frolic* *gad* *bounce*
Spred owt u guize!
Nyuk, nyuk!
O, woize gui! *fwap*
Pick two.
awww, teh wun in teh bak luuks sew sad *yoink* *snorglesnorglesnorgle*
I wantz deh liddlol gray tabbeh in deh middlol wif deh kewt liddlol wite paw!! adn a hint uv ornj under hiz liddlol rite i!! Skweeeeeeeee!!!!!
Is prolly a girl kitteh wif teh gray and white and orange.
But we’ll put ur name on her for u.
*gets out Sharpei pen*
*gives lcb a name tag attached tew a collar*
No, fankz I duzn’t wanting a goggie, just deh kitteh!!
*putz Shar Pay bak in pen*
But… but… we is havening a speshul offer today! U gets teh kitteh and teh puppydog for teh same low price of Free!
How much would u pay? Before u answer, look at this: Wif every order u also get elebenty ShamWows!
And since neither the kitteh or teh puppydog is teh trained, ur gonna need ‘em.
I duzn’t wanting a train neever!!!
Just deh kitteh!!
Plzkthnkzsalezpeepzizsopushybai!!!
Yeah, well, u shoulda seen me when I was a nine-elebenty operator. I talked peeps into using teh services of teh polices, teh firemans, paramedics, telephone repairhumans, dental hygienists, tattoo artistes, teh army, teh navy, teh girl scouts AND mimes. All for a “Halp, I can’t open this jar of peanut butters!” call.
Hmm ai fink ai wontz dem awl
Elebenty kittehs in teh bed
An teh liddlol wun sed
Roll ovur! I’m crowdid!
roll over… roll over…
so tehy awl rolled over an wun fell owt…
O NOES!!1!! Pore kitteh.
I’ll call nine-elebenty!
*dials* pound sine, star, star, 2, 4, 6, 8, elebenty, pound sine
*gets dial tone*
*dials speed nummer* etc.
hallow!!! diz iz nine lebenty, wut iz ur mergen sea?
O hai, nine elebenty. How u is? This is LCB. Guess whut? Rember how last time I called i couldn’t rember whey I called? *laffs* Well, this time, I writed it down first. Wasn’t that a good idear?
So anyways, nine elebenty, here is whut my emerjunsee is. I has teh paper rite here in my– HAY! Where went my paper?
*looks around for paper*
O noes.
*clik*
* hed desk*
but I loves this cuddle puddle
I no wants to moob
THOSE ARE MY KITTAHS! Seriously..
And why the heck is my photo being used by others? lol
Oh well.
Oh Hai potato!!!! dem iz adoarablol kittehz!!! Congratz on making it tu deh frunt paig!!!
If u duzn’t want uzzer peepz tu b able tu capshun ur pixorz, u kin making dem private wen u upload dem. But I b glad sumwun made dis funnee capshun!!! Adn u kin taking credit for deh pixor bai klikking on deh “incorrect source” linkee under deh pixor adn telling deh Cheeziz hoo run deh site.
they is cute, does U has all of demz?
Ohai Potato! It sez “dunno source.” If yoo rite to the Burgers (at teh bottom heer, where it sez “contact us,” they will happilee give yoo credit fur teh foto.
Tehy WANT to giv credit, but they need to noe it!
I hav 2 do thhat aund wii adopteds 2s of dem kittahs… :] We fond teh oder 5 homls.. :}
Hmm, Iz seez mani other hoomans recapshuned meh photo.. Lawl
~S-p-l-o-r-t~
oh noes! D.R. is down!!!
*runs in wif det portablol CCC hampur*
*skoops braynes up an rincies with passhun fruit sparkleh mineral water*
*playcis brayns back in cabbity and put headbone back*
*tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp wif ducky taep – hello Kitty akshulleh*
*puts on multiplol CHRGs an moar tayp tayp tayp tayp*
*Puts D.R. in a floofeh blankitt, in de comfy chair in de recubbery room – wif a cup ob hot chocklit and som donuts an a glass ob Rosinas majiklol recubereh eliksir*
now – donut luk at the itteh bitteh kitteh komitteh *starts thinking about the itteh bitteh kitteh kom….. SPLORT!!!!
EEEP!! Nennepus iz down!!
Weee wooooo, weee woooo!!!
CCC kumming frew!!!!
.
sweeping up deh braynez
wipe deh braynez off deh keeboard
Wipe dem braynez off deh monitor.
skupify up awl deh gathered up braynez
tuk, tuk, tuk, dem awl bak intu deh braynial kabity.
Pat awl deh brayn bonez bak intu place.
Apply CHRG (wif doi) —
dis wun haz pixorz uv tazmanian debbilz z on it.
Adn heer b a floofee puppy blankee tu snugglol in.
I fin u luk like u kud using a nice sparklee drink.
Adn heerz a chokklit posssum tu nomming.
u b safe now, just don’t eben fink uv kittehz till u b awl rekupperated.
A splort during a splort rescue! Oh noe!
Kthx fo the awesum rescue, cweenmj.
*luks up weekleh*
ooh – fankyu Cween!!
*daintleh snarfs the chocklit possums*
Thank u, I appreeshazates it
Cuddill Puddill inz
Itteh Bitteh Kitteh Bed
amz wunndurrfull feeng!
Bebbeh Kittehz habz
Jynoarmuss ‘Sploart!’z potenshull.
Lebbel Elebentee!!
Jack cawllz in Ayr Drawp.
LawtzaCCCz andz brandz
noo CHRGz!!!
Jack.
*grabz a noo CHRG!!!
Fankeez Jack!! I needed dat!!!
The wun in the middlol looks sew familiar.
[goes to look-alikes site]
*tippy-tappy*
Crowded bed kitteh Totally Looks like Janet’s abatar kitteh.
OMG!!! ur rite!!!! No wunder I thot it b sew kewt!!!!!
aifinkso teh sad lil wun in teh bak remynds meh uv Eva teh Diva wen shee wuz a baybee skweeeeeeeee!
Ah can has da liddol stripee wun wif hims leg stikkin owt inna middol wif a wite glub on?
Will hug him an lub him an pet him an pat him an cawls him Jorj.
Jorj, Jorj, Jorj and Jorj wil lubs tu haves him cum tu lib wif us.
Speeking ov Jorj, Jorj, Jorj an Jorj, doo yoo think they cud do a littlol dans az entertayment fur Lunarmommy’s burfday partee??
Heer ar sum noo DyePurrs – awl decorayted wif “Happee Burfday” awn them!
O hai! Yes, Jorj, Jorj, Jorj an Jorj wud be berry onnered tu does a speshul dans dans fur Lunarmommy’s pardee.
Dey has awl skurried awf tu maek sum burfdae hats wif sparklies awnnum tu mach da dye purrs.
Liddol Jorj iz cumposin a speshul pome in Lunarmommy’s onner, tu.
Fur Lunarmommy on hers birfday bai Liddol Jorj:
O hai Lunarmommy
Happy birfdae tu u
Mae u has burgers
An frys wif dem tu
Mae goggies an otters
An ‘quirrels be ur frens
An awso sum kittehs
Wif sharp poyntee ens
Da En
Fank you.
it’z full
Room for one more?
Guud morning all?
Gud moarning!
ar yoo coming to teh partee???
Yes I am trying to work out the details. What to bring in a basket.
mite ai sujest noms drinkies munnies jewels prycless art treasurez gold silver casheers cheks, u kno, anee old stuff lyke taht u haz lyon rownd.
alwais ruum fer
jelloone moar!Whoa, those are some nice rhymes!
Teh cyoot! AI can’t takes it!
*SPLORT*
Oh noe! (Dials CCC)
Luks liek uh deep dish pizza frum Felini’s, extra felineez.
Does they cut teh pizza into 8 1/2 slices?
[cownts itteh bitteh kittehs]
[cownts again]
[and again]
[luks foar half kitteh]
[google google google]
*facepaw*
[czechs intew spa]
momma, tehy tuched me!!
momma, himz breeving my air!!
momma, her luked at me!!
momma, tehys in my spot!
Doant make mii kum bak dere!!!!
EEEEEEEEEE!! Hoo DID that!!??
Wuns dere wuz a itty bitty kitty litty
In a bitty beddy sittin’ pritty
Butt sun dey getty snippety
Wen dey too biggety
An too phidgety
An bitty beddy getty rickety
Knitty moar bitty beddies lickety-splitty!
eggsellent pome, pyrit!
Happeetayl birfday, Lunah Mahmee!
and manny, manny moar!!!
Ohai turtlol!! Ai just saw your nayme at teh top of teh “who’s tawking” list – but of course, at this hour, you are probably long gone!
But – ohai anyway!
And ai hope we’ll somehao be able to get together whil Salleh is still her!
kittehs r SEEEWW cyoot!!!!!!!!!!!!