I wonder how long

I wonder how long it will take him to relize i’m just gonna push him back down?
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I wonder how long it will take him to relize i’m just gonna push him back down?
Picture by: dunno source Caption by: Katelolz via Advanced Lol Builder
Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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bowt two sekonds.
Romeo and Juliet II: SmackDown in Verona
I iz king uv deh hill!!!
**stanz in alley, drinkin beer**
Ya-yup! **in Teksis aksent**
Probly till he gets to t3h top!
teh wun on the top side iz teh ebil twin, ifinkso.
No, is teh evil triplet. Teh third triplet is werking teh camera. *nods*
Yu menez ai has tu getz #3 kitteh so ai can has pikshurz? Ai finkso sum in camra but ai dont noze hwoa tu get dem awntu pewtur. duh…
yoo haz teh devious mind, LCB!
Rapunzel Rapunzel….
Shaddup! Ai iz short hair can’t yew sea?
oh, nc66! awn last lol yoo sed, iz no such thing az too much time when hangin owt wif teh grankids? My Nathanial, let me show yoo him! Or cud fedex him? Pleez?
Ohai Nathanial!
[breaks owt the Power Wheels]
[Sends Nathane and Gee down hill awn their own]
[gramma hates dat]
[Genevieve sez: Wiiiiiiiiii grampa ai lerning to dew stuff awn my own]
[Genevieve and Nathane heds 'tords rawk]
Oh carp!!!!
[grampa dives tew cushion impact wif own bawdy]
[G and Nate steer PW away frum boulder]
*WHEW!*
It wuz wurf uh few broken bones tew see dem develop.
[grampa nao walks wif uh limp]
*step* *ow* *step* *ow*
[hugz kidlets] *ow* I luv yew tew!
Wawll Clymeeng Kitteh
habz Soopah Spydee Powahz
2 getz wut himz wawntz!
Tawnee, awllmoast Cow
Gurl Kitteh enjoyz playeengz
reelee hawrdz 2 getz!!
Gurl Kitteh willz jusst
runndz away wunss Boy Kitteh
getz upz awn t3h rufe!!!
Jack.
Ai lub uh gud trajedgy. Fanks Jack.
Duz guies lyk dat, Jack?
**finkin I mebbe need to chanj my modus-opurrandye**
*Pixorz red sitting on hur roof waiting fur deh guize.*
:snikker:
Hay, ifn dats wut it tayks, den I will try to deel wif my feer of hites an climb up dere!
Maybii yu kuld just start wif a tall bar stool!
Dat’s a gd eyedea, 3km!
Mite has to werk awn da.
*reeng reeng*
hulloe, 9-elebentee? deres eh laydee stuk awn teh rufe! pleis sen sum fiyrmenz.
Kthxbai!
Rood kitteh is rood.
Um, pj? iz yoo still awn? ai clickeed awn yer bloo name to see ifn yoo got it fixed, an it took me to my own profile? Iz weerdpress playin games wif me or playin games wif yoo?
*chekz*
Ooopz, ur rite. hur haz: cheezburger.com/profile.aspx?pjperryrry
Needz tu b: cheezburger.com/profile.aspx?username=pjperry
Wif deh usual h t etc. up frunt
*checkz*
I can see me….do I need to do anyfing?
I just clicked on your bloo name, went right to my own profile. Sawry fur yur trubbles, pj!
Same thing happened to me just now. I clicked on pj perry and it took me to MY profile!?!
log out of ICHC, TEHN clik awn yure blew – yule sea whut eberbunne hass bin triyen two sho ewe…oopsie daisee…steel kneads fixifying.. use sumbunnees di-reckshuns frum abuv…purrsonallee, I’d start wif de Cween’s.
Wish meh luck tomorrow, frens…Ai is tryin’ to take Jewel to the mobile kitteh s p a y serbis(Ai spelled it cuz Jewel is awn teh desk heer watchin meh type).
She will be fine, aifinkso, but it will be hard foar her to recubber. Anywun hassa floofie blankie Ai can use?
I haz egg straw floofie blankies in sordid colurs, an teenie teddie baers tu cuddlol wif. Whut colur wood she liek?
Teh blankie Ai haz uf hers is light blue….she really lieks taht wun. So mebbe anudder light blue wun?
Aw. Jeremy. Pleez be merembering taht her will live longer and be healthier for your kindness! You are doing the right thing, and Jewel will recover quickly! Would you like to borrow my unicorn blankee? Iz soft, an warm, and majikol, makes ebberyone hoo uses it feel better! And Jewel can snuggle up with you in it when she comes home!
Oh, yesh….She wuld liek it berry mush. Rite nao, she is watchin’ me type on teh ‘puter, and we are goin’ tu watch a movie frum teh redbawks rental fingie…Ai gotted Blood and Bone….Luked interestin’……
*Brings out special gushietreets fer Jewel, wen she’s ready* {{{Jeremy and Jewel}}}
{{{{{{{jeremy & jewel}}}}}}}
[Gémeaux waits tew pownce awn jewel, coz her didn hab no recubbery]
Awww….is Gemeaux yur kitteh, nc66? Jewel wuld liek a noo fren, aifinkso. Ai just finished watchin’ teh movie, and Jewel akshully sitted wif me and watched awl uf it!! It wuz surprisingly gud. Ai wuld luv tu fight liek Michael Jai White did in dis wun, butt(!) ai ar not der yet. Moar weights tu be losin’ afore ai kin do dat stuffs. Ai are nao 232 lbs., which maeks 35 total dat haz gone awai!! Onlee 57 moar tu go foar no moar diabeetus!!
*clappity clappity* foar Jeremy’s weight loss.
Huzzah! Huzzah!
Diabeetus…dew nawt want!!!
[(new fwend) Gémeaux duz butt wiggle ob doom foar Jewel]
Who wooden wanna fite liek MJW?
Kick awl the bullies @$$es, no?
How’s that?
Nope, still got me, not you.
try dis wif an h in front: ttp://cheezburger.com/profile.aspx?username=pjperry copy it an paste it in teh liddlol bawks below yure email when yuse commint.
LLast chance.
NO don’t giv up…copy teh linkee in myne commint an put it in yure website bawks awn yure next commint.
Ok wun more time.
OAR – aftur teh kwarstion mark en yure linkee add dis: =username an leave pjperry at teh end.
if I knew how to do blushee face I wud… direcshun shud say “username=” nawt =username..I sew sowwy fur addin two confuscious.
Fur blushee face, type colon (teh symblol, not teh wurdz) oops colon. No spaces.
Go tu Cheez Town Cryer, adn under Helperz and Majik Trikz, go tu Weirdpress Smilies. Dey gotz dem awl listed dere.
[runsawaywifakwikness]
yure gettin warmer .. jus put the “=” after username an befour pjperry
When you go to post, where it says website, put this in the space:
h t t p://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/profile.aspx?username=pj perry
but take out the spaces.
I keep a copy of mine, in word, on my desktop, so if anything happens and it didappears, I can copy and paste it back in.
Hey, Sunnyhuckle, as long as you’re here, how’s the Tr0ll doing? And no, you can’t fedex small children.
I have typed it so many times, I’ll always remember. I thought username was where to type my username:pjperry oh nevermind.
*writes it down anyway* That’s a real good idea. Thanx!
ARRGG! ok.
oops – nesting fail… your gettin warmer… put the “=” after username and afore pjperry.
Sry I’m sucha pain!!
yu diddit!!!! Happy dans, dans, dans…I wuzza payne two, afor I finullee gawt it…an cheesfrens are sew payshent…aifinkso.
*faints*
an afore yew can saay “butt (!) Griffyn, yure linkee is two teh patient scrip assistance site” eye hassa say dat’s two hep doze cheezeepeeps taht mite knead sum assistance wif dere meds..aihopeso eet myte heps sumwuns who myte kneads it..aifinkso.
Iz triez to leave you a “thanksyous” message…Oh, welp, I figure stuff out…eventuallllllloly. Thanx to everyone fer da pashunse.
*clappity clappity clappity*
YAY! foar PJ. Hippo hippo hurray!
I thought I got der last nite. It stays good now?
Ob corse it duz.
[duz happytail dansdansdans foar PJ]
[clicks awn bloo link tew find owt awl abowt PJ]
You awr full ob awesum adn win nao.
Wunce agin! YAY PJ!
.=・ェ・=
Ohai, carotte! = !!!
Yeaaaaaaa!! {{{{{{{{{{pjperry}}}}}}}}}} Teh bloo linkee iz wurkin juz fyne naow. Hab sum hot tee wif lemming & shuger, an sum chonklit chippez cukie pye left ober frum teh birfday partee.
Ofan Q momchan…pye! It’s a liddlol late fer tee. *saves fer tommorow afternoon* Oh, it’s chamomile? ok…sip sip sip.
bonnnjieuu~ ♪
Merci….oiuh!!…
Sisyphus kitty is determined.
GUD wun, kyoote liddlol dawnkee!!
Ohai Tutlol !! Taht wuz a gud recubbery frum larst LOL !!
Lukky wi wuz sew kwik oar yu mai not hab been heer tu get teh bill !!
Eleben hundert munneez, plzthx !! No, doant fank me. Munnee iz enuf !
iz sumsai aftanuun hiar, ai wenn 2 walkinng………a laitaa~..♪
10:14pm hear…nawt too late. Saturday nite still
11:28pm heer. Tink Ai will goez beddiebye nowz. ‘Night eveybuddie.
Nite, momchan!
Guud nite and stay well all.
G’nite and take care 5E.
Thanks you nativeca66 that means alot to me right now that you would respond.
Here’s MY little secret… I killed Mufasa!
Seriously, did no-one else think of the Lion King?
Long live the king.
That must be my big brother sitting up there.
Charlie The Amazing Spider Cat
Edgehog!
Look out below!