I miss yur old
I miss yur old boyfriend… the one who duzn’t like kittehs.
but we awlredde “took care” of him.
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♪HAPPEY BURFDAY TO YOO ♫
♫ HAPPEY BURFDAY TO YOO
HAPPEY BURFDAY ♪ DEER LUNARMOMMY ♫
♫ HAPPEY BURFDAY TO YOOOOOOUUUUU!! ♫♫
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♪HAPPEY BURFDAY TO YOO ♫
♫ HAPPEY BURFDAY TO YOO
HAPPEY BURFDAY ♪ DEER TAYA ♫
♫ HAPPEY BURFDAY TO YOOOOOOUUUUU!! ♫♫
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Happiteh birfday! I broughted sum almond caeks wif moonshien tu drink
Oops. Almond crescent rollz. No joek wifout crescent, an not much joek wif it.
Oh, an think teh crescent roolz wif teh moonshine iz just brilly ant! Wish ai had thot ov it!!
*goez off to ponder*
*coms bak kiwklee frum teh pondering*
Sorree!! Furgot to say – yoo can put awl teh fud ober there awn teh left awn teh beeg tablol wif teh red table cloth.
An teh refreshing beverejiz go awn teh tablol wif teh glasses awlreddee awn it – teh deep bloo tayblol cloth.
An just halp yurselvez to ennething.
OH!! An heer ar mai Debilled Eggses!! Plentee fur ebreewun!
Wii iz makin white choklit cheezcake for fanksgibin, I bring a extree caek for da sillybrashun.
Hmmmmmmmm yum!! Mai bruther awlwaiz maeks the choklit cheezcaek – an applol PI an Punkin Pi fur thankgiving, too.
Teh burfday caek tayblol iz ober there awn the left wif teh white damask cloth awn it!
ooh, choklit an cheezcaek, teh purrfekt fud!
Debilled eggses! Nom nom. (Altho ai wud think taht eggses wudnt need debilling until aftur tehy hatch)
oh! ai am late to teh partee!
enny deviled eggz left? *luuks hoapful*
ohai tessm!! no teh party iz still going. heer are tehdevild eggs, IRL i not eets tehm but in Cheezland tehy iz DEELISHUS!! an teh tray iz alwayz self-filling! help yorself
ohai lm – eye hassnt gawt berry far intwo yure birfdai sillybrayshun butt (!) eye has cheesy broccoli ryce catseroll fur teh boofay! njoi! oh, an, HAPPEE BIRFDAY TWO U!!!!
Oh, teh catseroll smellz reelee gud! An we dont hav enething laik that yet!
ohai griffyn, taht catsaroll luks YUMMY!! fank yoo! {{{griffyn}}}
ooh, fank yoo. thoze sownd nommalishus!
lol, “crescent” an “moon,” i gets it
fank yoo {{{meezer mom}}}
O Lunarmommy, yu woz mai berri nawt sekund cheezfrend. Ai’z wishing yu mennee mennee happey returns ov teh dai on yur burfday.
Ai offers yu teh eberlasting bookay ov byootimus flowers, wich nebber fayds adn alwaiz smelling sweet.
{{{{{{{{LM}}}}}}}}
fank yoo {{{miniminsmum}}}! thoze are lubly! i will put them on my kitchin table wher I kan see tehm all teh time!
Adn a happee happee burfdai to Taya too. Ai nawt nowing yu butt pleez to sharing teh sordid caeks adn wynes taht ai braught along to teh pardee.
Yay! Happiest uv happi birfdais 2 Lunarmommy an Taya (aer u twinz?!)
fank yoo {{{annipuss}}}
we are not twins, i iz kind ob taya’s honorary ICHC momma. iz just lukky we haz same burfday!
hapi burfdae!
ai has teh eis kreme!
@ ¤ § Ф ξ ά φ ς @ ¤ § Ф ξ ά φ ς @ ¤ § Ф ξ ά φ ς @ ¤ § Ф ξ ά φ ς
Waht kind ov eis kreme izzit? Luks verree interesting!
It can go in taht big bowl sitting in teh bigger bowl filled wif aiez. An we can hav it wif teh caek – OAR – wif teh almond crescent rolls – or enething at awl!
oooh, ise kreem!! iz it choklit? or maybe – choklit!! or perhaps it wuld be choklit?
fank yoo {{{catena}}} 
iz choklit WIF choklit chunkz!
and chocklit sprinklols stuck onna chunks with chocklit syrup!
*dives in hedfirst*
janet ob teh 4 (sumtimes moar) kittehs, yoo haz been so kind an nise to organizify dis party!! i iz ober welmed wif the kindness ob evreewun heer, an if kan figuring owt wut i haz did to dezerbing it, i will certinly keep doing it!!
{{{jch4k}}} {{{all teh cheezfrends}}}
Lol!! Yoo ar moast welcome. Butt – waht yoo did wuz bee YOO!! Way moar then enuf fur a partee. Just to bad it’z Caterday (bit ov an oxymoron, there
) oar there wud be mennee moar peepl heer!
A toast tew Lunarmommy:
May awl yor otters bii helfy
May awl yor linkeez bii blu
May awl yor Pi throwz bii stealfy
And…may awl yor birfday wishes kom true
CHEEZ! *clink*
(ps, i sinded yoo an e-mayo, dont noes if yoo gotz it. O well…)
I cant B staying,
*smooz*
a happee happee burfday frum yoo to me!! (riet? sumfing liek taht)
i haz gotted emeows frum yoo, just needs to get tehm anserd!
CHEEZ NC66!! *clink*
taht wuz *sniff* taht wuz luvly…
Dis wun iz a bit 2 mutch!
Ai fink ai’ll moobe in wiv him!
Luv hirtz
Dis wun bee tew weerd!
HAPPYTAIL BIRFDAI TEW LUNARMOMMY AN TAYA!!!!! Woooooooot!!
In honor uv LM an Taya’s birfdais ai preesent teh Itty Bitty Kitty Nawt Sew Synkronyzed Hed Dancin Committee!
Gud aftrnun BF, how be your Caturdae?
Iz bery gud! Izza beyewtiful dai in New Hamster an ai haz bean tew a hayuge craft fayre todai, bery nyce fings! Deed u getting teh pikkies? hoap u lyke dem! *hedbonk*
Ah haz browt a hayuge bach uv meetbawls an sause, ware kan ai plug in teh crok pawt?
mmm, yummy, i had peenut butter sammich for lunch, dis sownds better!
Rite ober there awn teh left – teh green tablol haz playces to plug in.
lol
ha ha ha, taht iz teh funny an kyoot!! (how did tehy get tehm all to stay in wun playse taht long? iz amayzing!)
fank yoo {{{bf473}}}
OMCC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Splort!! …… Splort!! ……………… Splort!!
Splort!! …. Splort!!Splort!! Splort!! Splort!! … Splort!! … Splort!!
*kollapzez utterly*
O noze! ai fergot tew poast teh splort warnin!!
Whoop whoop whoop heer coms the CCC!
Sweep sweep cweenmj’s braynes inno a tydee pyle
Rinse rinse wif sparklee lemmum wadder
Tuck tuck pat pat bak inno braynium cabity
Snap snap awn the eggstra strenff CHRG (wdoi)
Taype taype wif rainbo cullered ducky taype
Leeds the wai tew the splort recovery lounge
Snuggle snuggle u inno a cheezfrends mappie blankie
Handz ober stoofed bebeh pengwin tew cuddle
Offerz trai uv hawt chokklit an sordid pastrees.
Naow, u jus rest a minnit an doan luuk at anee cayute pixures fer a wile, kay?
*weeklee* oh, fankeez BF….. I dint haz a chantz!! 10 kewt babeyz!! adn eech wun maded mii splort!!!
*cuddlolz deh peng win*
I just sit heer a whyle….. u go ahed and par tay!
sorry I wasn’t there for you.
Itz ok. Dere iz awlwayz sumwun tu halping.
*sweeeeeeps up teh braynes*
*Pllooooops tehm kwiklee in teh hed*
SNNNNNAAAAAPPPSSSSS awn teh CHRG(wdoi)
*gez out teh duckee taype*
*rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap raprap rap raprap rap raprap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap raprap rap raprap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap raprap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap raprap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap raprap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap raprap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap . . .THERE!!
Awl dun!
Heer iz sum nice hawt choklit – an a sawft cheezpeepl map blankeee. Nao, don’t luk at that video –
Waht??? Yoo cant see?? Oar drink??
Maybee yoo shud just rest a wile, OK??? Yoo’ll soon bee fine, ai am shur!
mmmmpppffffttttt!!! Jnnnnnttt!!! mmm nnnnnnnnt reeeeeeeef!!!
* caefully cuts bref hole n duk taep*
OMCC!! Thankz Princess Mu! Ai wuz wundering waht she wuz traing to say!
hehe:)
Whew!!! tankeez!!! I wuz neerly owt uv air!!!
*ko lapzez in blankkee and takez a nap.
zzzZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzZZZZZZzzzzzzzz
effen yur talkun, yur gettun ayr. STN.
*rap rap rap rap*
MMMMMmmmmmmmtttttttt!!!!!!!! lllllllllpppppp!!!!
ktnmm!!!!
OH noez!! Ai dont think sheez getteing enur air!!!
*Unrap unrap unrap unrap unrap unrap unrap unrap unrap unrap unrap unrap unrap unrap unrap unrap unrap unrap unrap unrap unrap unrap unrap unrap unrap unrap unrap unrap unrap unrap unrap unrap unrap unrap unrap unrap unrap unrap unrap unrap*
Oh heck!
*RRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIPPPPPPP*
There!! Itz OK nao???
Dats grate janet, but nao shii hazza mustache, which iz weird, coz its yooshually teh opposite effect wen you rip sticky stuff awf peeps. [shrugz]
[goez bak tew practicing tiddly winks]
*flip flip flip*
onoes! *getsanifeadncutsayrhoalswifakwikness*
Aaaaah!!! deep bref!! A dubblol resQ!!
Schmooooz!!
Hmmmm – shud ai just rip teh rest ov taht taype off?? Ai dint want to maek yoo faynt – oar nawt breethe – or see – or. . .
But ai thot it wuz waht we were sposed to do!! Yoo showed mee yurself!
ARRGH!…then *splooorrttt*!!!
O noze agin!
Whoop whoop whoop heer coms the CCC!
Sweep sweep ur braynes inno a tydee pyle
Rinse rinse wif sparklee lemmum wadder
Tuck tuck pat pat bak inno braynium cabity
Snap snap awn the eggstra strenff CHRG (wdoi)
Taype taype wif rainbo cullered ducky taype
Leeds the wai tew the splort recovery lounge
Snuggle snuggle u inno a cheezfrends mappie blankie
Handz ober stoofed bebeh pengwin tew cuddle
Offerz trai uv hawt chokklit an sordid pastrees.
Naow, u jus rest a minnit an doan luuk at anee cayute pixures fer a wile, kay?
Yu bi bettur owf wifout himz
Hippo birdies tu Lunarmommy an Taya
Hippo birdies 2 ewes.
ohai momchan, fank yoo for the hippos an teh birdies!!
{{{momchan}}}
An doan furgetz teh ewez. Dey be feelinz a mite sheepish.
ah yesh, teh ewes. heer ewey ewey ewey!!
[3 adolesant ducks kom running in]
Ducks: Oh! we fot yew had uh speech impediment.
Bawbill Hedd Liddill
Kittehz duz Bawbill Hedd Danss
4 loonarrmommee!
Loonarmommee getz
Hebbee Dootee, Soopah Tyte
Peenk CHRG!!
Awllso getz Soopah
Kewl Wayfayrurr Sunglassez
wiff Tortee Shell fraymz!!!
Jack.
Oh JACK!!! This is PRRRRRRRRRRRrrrrrrfekt!!!
fank yoo {{{jack}}}
heers two ewes! *clinkee glasses*
[cownts ewes tew bii shur bof are heer]
Wun…tew…zzzzzzzz
*Tosses cweenfetti ebbreewair!
ᴥ ᵊ ᵕ ₯ ᶞ ₫ ⌂ ◦ ɱ ʤ Ð ☼ ⱷ ╘ ∩ ○ Ω ● ▫ ▒ ﬠ ﻙ Ҽ ѹ ӿͦ ǃ ¶ °Ƙ « Ɯ
Ѓ Ά ʥ Ⱥ Ȣ Ƙǃ Ƨ Ω ● ▫ ▒ ♯ ☺ ┬ ∂ ₵ § קּ ₰ ⅍ ﭿ Ҽ ѹ ӿͦ Ѓ Ά ʥ Ⱥ
Ȣ Ƙ Ƨ ﮡ ◄ ▓ ɱ ʤ Ð & § ╘ ∩ קּ ☼ ῢ ₣ ← √ Dz ƕ Ƨ £ ~ ª » ¿ †
ῷ ѭ ẍ ἀ گ ٫ ض ۩ Ω ж & Ɽ ┴ ◘ ٯ ᴉ Ϥ ϫ њ ƒ ☼ £ ~ ȡ ƾ ɛ ˘ ͍ ϡ Ѡ
Ҋ Ѩ ݭ ẍ ₡
Happpy Birfday Taya!!
I bringz u a speshul prezzee!!!
Lukk!! Dis liddlol box haz sum reel fur tru fairy
dust in it….
*opuns box and sprinklolz fairy dust on Taya’z wingz*
Now u kin flying enneewair u kion dreeming uv!!
U kin flying tu deh moon and looping around deh starz!!
Schmoooooz!!!
Teh mun has mawmee!
Wunnerful tu wahtch dawtur
Giff lite tu darknuss.
luvly ohaiku, catena!!
jus fur yu!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY lUNARMOMMY. May you have many more.
Well comb tu teh partie
fank yoo {{{5eagles}}}
*Tosses cweenfetti ebbreewair!
Ð ☼ ⱷ ╘ ∩ ○ Ω ● ᴥ ᵊ ᵕ ₯ ᶞ ₫ ⌂ ◦ ɱ ʤ ▫ ▒ ﬠ ﻙ Ҽ ѹ ӿͦ ǃ ¶ °Ƙ « Ɯ Ѓ Ά ʥ Ⱥ Ȣ Ƙǃ Ƨ Ω ● ▫ ▒ ♯ ☺ ж & Ɽ ┴ ◘ ٯ ᴉ Ϥ ϫ њ ƒ ☼ £ ~ ȡ ƾ ɛ ˘ ͍ ϡ Ѡ Ҋ Ѩ ݭ ẍ ₡┬ ∂ ₵ § קּ ₰ ⅍ ﭿ Ҽ ѹ ӿͦ Ѓ Ά ʥ Ⱥ Ȣ Ƙ Ƨ ﮡ ◄ ▓ ɱ ʤ Ð & § ╘ ∩ קּ ☼ ῢ ₣ ← √ Dz ƕ Ƨ £ ~ ª » ¿ † ῷ ѭ ẍ ἀ گ ٫ ض ۩ Ω
Happpy Birfday Lunarmommee!!
U b sew awsum, i wanted tu gibbing u sumfing egg straw, egg straw, egg straw speshul!! But wut tu git deh gal hoo b habbing eberyfing?? U awlreddy haz deh kind hart, deh lubbing nature, deh brite adn sparkling pursunality, adn deh wundermus famblee.
Sew I thot adn thot adn finally i noo wut tu gibbing u.
*gitz owt deh majiklol bonking stick.
*lunarmommee runzaway fast.
*cweenmj runz after hur
Wayt, it will being ok!!
I promiss.
Dis tiyme ebreefing will werk rite.
*lunarmommee kumz bak karefully.
BONK!!!
*lunarmommee turnz intu a preggerz otter.
oh noez!!
I so sorry!!!
*wawkz away muttering.
stoopee rabid weezulz. dey sed dey fixifyed dat!!
Heer – a bring YOO theze 10 BEEG bachez ov babee otter dye purrs! ai think yoo will bee needing tehm!
Not mii!!! Lunarmommee b deh wun hoo will needing dem!!!
Ai’m SHUR they will want to spend lawtz ov taim wif their deer Auntee Cweenmj!
i’z too old for dis!!!!
Itz ok….. chekz googlol….. otter gestashun b a meer 63-65 dayz…. so uzzer dan 2 munf uv raging hormonez, u will b fine, ifinso.
uh oh, yoo meen pregnint otter hormones on top ob “hyoomin lady ob a certin aje” hormonez???
sumwun better lokk me up…
ai wuz gonna ask cween abowt that, but then ai thot better uv it…
Takes away LM’s credit card.
Wait! Wut?
no, no, that’s how you stop a rhinoceros from charging.
*facepaw* Ai always get those 2 mixed up.
Nao ai’ve made madders wurse,
and wurse yet, perhaps LM madder.
akshully, might be a gud fing if yoo takes away my credit card
Ohai Lunarmommy !! Aize juss poken mai hed in tu wish yu teh berri berri berri “happee burfdai ” !! Ai brort a sleeping Kwoala foar teh partee butt(!) himz iz protektid adn muss go hoam laitur tu himz mum. Cairful nawt tu be waiking himz, k !!
aw, fank yoo {{{poussinboi}}} taht iz so sweet, i will luking at him an petting him an tehn him kan go home to himz mum. fank yoo for gibbing me teh chase to pat a reel koala!
Ai bringed sum chonklit chippie kookie pies fur teh silly brations. Whar be teh goodie taybul so Ai kin setz dem down.
Itz rite ober there awn left – teh BEEG wun wif teh red cloth wif teh Provencal patturn.
ooh, yumyumyum!!
An ai awlso bring teh burfday greetings frum Kafleen teh Dawn Key Aurora, hoo – stranj fur a littlo dawn key, akshoolee, – had to go to werk RITE NAO!!
So she asked mee to bring sum burfday greeting heer nao – an to tell Lunarmommy she iz getting sumthing speshul via emeow!
fank yoo jch4k, i haz alreddy gotted a emeow frum her
wuz very lubly and kind ob her!
Hoppi byrd dae tu youse {{{{{Lunarmommy and Taya}}}}}
I brings a majikkol picture frame. It alwaes showes you a pikkshure of who you is finking ob.
taht iz luvly bom_momme. luk, iz showing me kittehs taht i only gets to seeing in teh princess mu meddow!! an my sister hoo iz so nice an a gud sister to me!! an my cheezfrends!! {{{bom_momme}}}
Hoppi byrd dae tu youse {{{{{Lunarmommy and Taya}}}}}
I brings a majikkol picture frame. It alwaes showes you a pikkshure of who you is finking ob.
Oh. That iz such a nice prezent it haz browt sum teerz to mai aiez.
I bringz da soda pop. Iz Dr. Peppur awl rite? Ai also haz teh Spryte, teh CoCola, teh Pipsii, nn teh rewt biir. (Nawt teh reel biir, ai duzzn’t dwink, kthx.)
I likez mii sum Doktah Peppah!!!
sip sip sip, fankz!!!
Ai sended yu a fwend rekwest. *extends rather large floofy paw*
OMCC!! Ai lurve rewt beer! Ai put aut sum reelee big glasses too. An there iz vanilla eye screem. We can has rewt beer flotes!!
*pulls in ice cream truck*
Sounds good to me. Om nom nom nom nom……
Oh hai, collegekitteh!!! I akkseptingifyed ur reek west. *gently shakez large floofy paw* I likez ur abatar… I haz awlwayz lubbed snoopy!! Adn weneber I duz a happydans, i fink uz snoopy dansing wif joy!!!!!!
(Lolspeak Off)
I decided that I needed an avatar, finally, replacing the quilted pattern that I had. *shudders* Orange is not my color, and I have a Charlie Brown Complex.
It IZ nice! We awl had kwitz at furst. Mine wuz a reelee prittee lite bloo – an ai sorta miss it sumtaims.
Charlie Brown Complex, aka Aaughtism.
Epic Win. LOL
*snork)
i alwayz fink ob charlie brown flying throo teh ayr after him gets hitted wif a line drive or lucy pulls teh futball away. AAUUUUGGGH!!
my older boi wen him wuz 2 1/2 or 3 yoosed to do a hilarious re-enaktingment ob taht part frum teh Charlie Brown Thanksgibbing show.
:eyeroll: faysepaw! heddesk!! *klunk*
Dr. Peppur iz fine wif mii, oar teh rewt biir. kthx.
ooh, i likes teh dr. peeper an teh root beer!! an teh sprite an cocakola too!! fank yoo {{{collegekitteh}}}
pee ess, i haz terrible memory for peeples names, but i dont finkso i haz meeted yoo yet! *ekstends floofy paw ob frendship*
*accepts floofy paw of friendship* I’m not very good at writing in Lolspeak, but I am well versed in English, so don’t mind me if I reply in this manner. {{{lunarmommy}}} And a happy birthday. May you have many, many more.
nise to meet yoo collegekitteh! az i sed, teh lolspeek iz opshunal, iz teh being nice taht cownts!! fank yoo for aksepting my frend rekwest!!
Teh link to teh old wun: “but we awlredde ‘took care’ of him.” is borked.
yesh, taht wun not seems to be wurking. try dis wun instead:
teh trubble wif hoomins
ai seems tu be repeeting miself.
exstraw hugz iz awlwayz welkum, ifinso!!!
*LCB comes in with a platter of green cheese and a pitcher of Tang*
Happy birfday, Lunarmommy and Taya!
Ohai, LCB! Hao u b?
O hai. I is teh ok, thx. How u is?
Ai b deesunt, fur teh kleenin dai. Pleh. DO NAWT WANT. Mai auntie iz kleenifying teh kichun fur teh Tanksgibbing nex wiik. Ai halpz becuz ai iz sicks fewt for. I haz teh tall. She iz teh shoart.
Teh tawl iz grate fur getting thingz off HIGH places.
Ai am, alas, teh short, so ai spend lotz ov taim awn ladders an chars an stoos an briks an wutebber iz handy.
Ub korse, ai iz awlso ’round three hunnert pounds… so ai iz beeg kitteh.
mmm, fank yoo LCB!!
Tang alwayz rebembers me ob wen i wuz a kidlet and we wented camping. we had swiss miss hot choklit at nite an Tang in teh morning. (wuz teh best part ob camping, if yoo akses me!) fanks for teh memrees {{{LCB}}}
U is teh welcome. I don’t like camping, but I am campy.
Oh, and while I’m here, can I just mention that I maded a donation to my local shelter today in honor of teh Burfday Fairy and all of Cheezland. Is my pleasure to be able to do so.
burfday fairy will be happy abowt taht!! i will sellybrate my burfday by making donayshun too
Ohai kittehs! Happitayle burfdai tew mii an Mommeh!!!
Taya! Happeetayle birfdai tew u sweetie!
ohai taya!! so glad yoo culd making it!! luk – i has bringed yoo sum pet flutterbyes taht will flitter arownd byootifuly an tehn sit on teh flowers an rest an eet teh nektar. tehy fliez arownd free, but wen yoo wants them tehy will come perch on yoo an let yoo see tehms pretty wings!! {{{{taya}}}}
Taya!
eye R sew glad 2 sea yoo!
eye bin looking 4 yoo!
eye mist yoo!
eye hoap eberyfingz good wiff yoo!
eye bee sinding lotz ob smooz and huggs 2 yoo!
and lubbs and beems, an ebberfing preetty lyke yoo!
eye B wishing a happy burfday 2 yoo!
eye gotta go, so bye too yoo!
Happi burfday, Taya! May you be happi and healthy and enjoy life to teh fullest! Ai brings u some German cheezcake and ballooons:
O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O
OH NOSE !
… … … yay, birfdae partee! Happee happee happee dae!
Ohai pyrit! Iz u noo heer? Welkom! U shudda bean heer awn ‘tawk lyke a pyrit’ dai!
W00t!!! Pyrit iz a Poet. A Poet Pyrit!
Hai JanetCanHas4Kittehs! Mebbe poet butt mai lolspeke not gud eben wen ai trai. Gibs mai head owies.
Ai rede cawments and go LOL ow LOL ow LOL ow.
I need Tylenlol.
…. or alkolol?!?!
ICHC peeps r awllayz phunee.
donut wurry, teh lolspeek iz opshunal an we haz many diffrent dialeks heer. sum yoozes it a liddle, sum iz like iz tehms mayn langwidj! it all wurks
lunarmommy – Otay, whew dats a releef! lolspeak dialeks iz grate!
(An aye fink u can has berry kewl name, lunarmommy!)
fank yoo pyrit! iz variation ob teh nomnomnom de ploom under wich i duz sum fanfikshun writing.
Ar yoo relayted to Arthur Eid, a frend frum afar – FB!! He awlso just sed it maeks hiz hed go owie!
BUTT – if yoo just reed it out loud, itz awl verre playne to heer. An yoo reelee dont hav to speek it if yoo dont want to. Ai spent teh hole furst munth ai wuz heer doing just playne Ingerlish, becuz ai wuz thinking ebreewun wud laff at mee if ai treid teh LOLspeek!
Ohai! Fanks bluesfan!!! Aye lubs TLAP! ICHC pyritlolspeke?! Noe Waye! Awsum.
An we had Pyrit hatz an costyooms, too!
U can see teh costoooms here
ai luv ur galleriez lcb, sew grate fer bememberin teh funz!
Aw, shucks.
BUt that remines me that I should put up all teh Autumnal/Thanksgiving avatars. I’ve been trying to collectify them but they’re all in diffrent places.
lolcatburglar, O Waow! Ur ICHC credibility iz full of respectability. Dat wuz mostest wunnerfulz!
ohai pyrit, yes iz my burfday an taya’s too. welkom to teh partee!! teh refreshingmints iz on teh tabel ober ther, help yorself!! *ekstends floofy paw ob frendship*
Aye awllays akspet floofy pawz ub frendship! Aye lyke awl kinda ships!!!
I hoep ur birfday iz full ob mirf! happee happee happee tu u!
fank yoo pyrit! {{{pyrit}}}
Happee birfday to all & sundry.
cannnt play today, haass to go work IRL (im lerrnnin the tlak)
munch some chicken for meh!
won’t be back til after elebenty cst
>^;^<
cst pm (sorrY)
*waives floofy paw* Hurree bak!
fank yoo {{{mitsubachicats}}} we will save sum refreshingments for yoo!
Also accepted the friend request from JCH4K. Thank you. I know that I don’t post here much, but I would like to become a full-fledged Cheezfriend. Thank you to all of you who sent me friend requests.
teehee, u haz wun moar!
Fanks, bluesfan473! Dere r sum heer hoo wud cawl mii an “annoyance”, butt (!) ai jes wanna be teh frendlee.
now why wuld anywun call yoo taht? we iz alwayz glad ob noo frends! teh more teh merryer!!
(lolspeak off)
I think it was one of those FB trolls that called me that. I know that none of you think of me as such, however, as I am relatively new here, some of my eccentricities may come to light in my comments. (See Charlie Brown Complex comment above.)
Yu habz diffrint seekrit iden…ident….um…naem? *gigglol* yu habz wun moar noo frend!
sum ob teh FB peeples is very nice, but sum are not qwite az eezygoing az heer, so dont yoo pay any mind to taht. heer iz cheezland teh eksentrisities iz part ob teh fun!
LOL!! Indeed! Egg cent ritzee teaz ar ar speshultee!
Happy burfday Lunar mommy!!!!
I has fur yoo a lovely silk cape that glows sofly in the light ov teh moon
{{{lunar mommy}}}
Oooooo! Aaaahhhhhh!
taht iz beyewwwwtiful!
ohai BF! very cool turkey hat!
yes, her iz stylin, iznt her!
wai, fank u! awl teh kidz iz warin dem, sew ahm towld!
iz taystefull.
ohai Mezzomom, I has mist evryone {{{everyone}}}
an we misses yoo SOOOOOOO much!!
pleez tew NAWT bee taystin mai turkee hat!
taysteful iz not same az taysty??
oooh, taht iz luvly!! i will wer it wen we goze owt to dinner to nite (mr. lunarmommy sez to me, do yoo want to go owt or do yoo want me an teh boi (hoo iz 13) to cuk? i sez, ha ha, wut do yoo fink? he sez, okay, tell me wut restrawnt!
) ifinkso we will eever go to teh cowboy staek place or teh nayborhud italian playse. bofe iz nummy, bofe is relaksing to go to (not haz to dress up fansee eksept i will wering my cape), an bofe iz for teh hole fambly!
i will also wering it wen i go owt to luking at teh stars an feel teh chilly fall ayr at nite, an kan glo softly an byootifly!! {{{princessmu}}}
im so glad u like it!!! {{{LM}}}
Happy burfday Taya I has fur u a majik flotin cat bed that will take u any place u can dream of
{{{taya}}}
Yew turn arownd adn pull yor britches up rite nao yun man!!!
Butt(!) iz LUNARmommy’s birfdai.
Shii liek moons.
Jes gib hurr adn Taya their prezzies before I snap a towlol awn dat fing.
[Hands Taya uh bow steamer]
Wuts dis yew say?
Iz foar keepin’ yor bow fresh and pristine.
[Hands lunarmommy uh set of tattoed moon pint glasses]
Ai brotted…wut else?…moon pies for noms.
[wun ob the glasses iz missing from teh set]
*clink* cheez Happy Birfday!!!
ooh, fank yoo for teh lubly glasses!! teh missing wun iz okay, taht just meens teh set matches all teh ovver sets at my howse!
taht iz very nise {{{nc66}}} 
*breefly considers chaynje ob name*
“breefly” ai geddit! ha ha ha!
Shiiz kinda fond uv us maroonz, tu!
[random]
Oh the things that enter my hed sumtiemz.
If Bugs Bunny were stuck awn uh deserted island…
wuld hii carrot all?
*hed* *desk*
Not ifn it wuz a desserted island.
Carrot cake…mmmmmmmmm
did sumwun say “dessert”?
my mom and dad had a potlukk party wunse and asked sum peeple to bring a “desert in a bowl” tehy bringed a bowl ob potted mini-kaktuss!! (also sum dessert, ifink)
shirley!!! girlfrend!!! *huggles shirley*
{{{{{{LM}}}}}}}
Ai apawlogize foar mai…er…um…dat guy up there ↑
Happy Birfday!!!
fank yoo shirley!!
Wishing lunarmommy ‘n Taya a very very Happy Birthday!
fank yoo {{{lexiecat}}}
you r too sweet!!!
many, many, many happees to you!
{{{lunarmommy}}}
an heers tehburfdayfairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to Aegis-Runestone, Taya, an Chuppy101!! an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today!! an, oh, al rite, lunarmommy too – eben if she duz stalk me an aks me for my awtograff all teh time (we wented on vakayshun to teh same playse at the same time dis yeer and her keepd wanting to take pikshurs wif me!!!
) i gess her iznt such a bad old broad after all. (but nekst time her tryz to put taht stoopid cat ob herz wher my purty qwilty fing belongs i’z gonna get a restrayning order, see if i dont)
so anyway, i haz bringed tasty fudjy burfday cakes, anjul fud caeks wif fresh berreez and wippy kreem, iskreem (yes lm iz shoklit, now stop trying to dive into teh iskreem bukkit, tehr iz also banilla), frooty party punch, noyzemakers, an a game ob live-akshun whakk-a-troll!! donut wurry, it gets tehm owt ob teh facktree into the fresh ayr and sunshine, an if yoo only hits tehm on teh heds it duznt do any harm. also goody bags filled wif bownsy balls taht light up and make boingy noyzes wen tehy bownse, inflatablol snaek swords, kandee, an becawz iz almost Fanksgibbing in brufday fairy land, fanksgibbing rubber dukkies!!
an a big swish ob the burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo!
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OO OO OO!! *grabbifies a mallit adn starts whakking at troles* WOoT WOOT!!
OOOO!! ai lubs me a gud gayme uv whak a troll!
*grabs krokay mallit frum teh other day*
OK, ai iz reddy!!
Wowzerz!!! Burfday fairy, u findz deh koolest stuff fur us!!! I wantz an inflatablol snake sord in ebbree kuller!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Adn I wantz awl deh fangzgibbon dukkeez!!!!!! (oar ar dey goosiz?)
*puts on trol maks*
tehy iz endanjured hawaiian nene jagwar snakes, kant yoo peeple see that??
*plehplehpleh – sprays sum ob teh anti-trol ayr freshener taht sumwun – feels bad i cant rebember hoo rite now – gibbed me yestirday*
Ai think it wuz Mary???? Maybee??? She haz teh Eau de Laffter, ai think.
finkso yoo may be rite! i will telling her (or hooeber it wuz) taht it camed in handy!
*shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhpritz*
shprays area with Scents 0 Humor, and leaves delicate lil botlol of Eau d’Lafter on tablol.
Sawree ai be cominged layt! Ai hoapes yu habs teh moast wunnermus burfdai ebber! Adn menny menny moar! {{{{Lunarmommy}}}}
{{{{Taya}}}}
fank yoo {{{mezzomom}}} iz nevver too late in cheezland – teh refreshmints are alwyz avaylolable!
happie birfday! iz i too late?? %-)
ohai katiekat!! no, iz not too late!! tehr iz plenty ob refreshingments so halp yorself. in cheezland teh partees nebber reely end, yoo kan alwayz going bakk to reed tehm, but iz most fun wen peeples are still heer, and tehrs still lots ob peeple heer!
[suddenly feels liek dancing]
[grabs LM and twirls her about]
Moon Dance
*snap snap*
[step shuffle step]
[grabs LM and sways back and forth]
[spins LM again]
Ai can joyn in teh celolebrashun dansdans too pleez?
*Twirls arownd and arownd an fallz down dizzee*
Hppy pappy Bththday Lunarmommy, Taya, Chuppy 101 abn Aegis-Runestone!! May yu all has a wundermous yeer!
fankyoo {{{kvsngrrl}}} maek shur yoo haz sum refreshingments!
oh my gudness *haz a dizzy*
fank yoo for teh lubly danse nc66!!
ohai and happee burfdae to awl teh burfdae peeps!! schmoos & hugs!
.
ai duz nawt hav ennyfing creative oar fanciful to give. butt (!) ai thotted, ai MUST doo sumfing speshul foar the burfdae fairee. she duz spechul stuff awl yeer round, after awl.
.
sew DH and ai will be donating munnies to teh local cat fud bank and goggie fud bank. The cat fud bank in onner uv teh burfdae fairee, and the goggie fud bank in onner uv owr frenz whut had to let their goggie Melvil go to the Meadow todae.
{{TessM and hur frenz}}
Wii emteed teh chanj jar an gave a gift to teh no-kil kitteh shelter. Amazin hoaw it adds up!
aww {{{{{melvil an melvil’s peeples}}}}}
i’m shur yor danayshuns will make teh burfday fairy very happy {{{tessm}}}
sry, did nawt meen to bring sad to teh partee. but ai haz a sad sittin heer thinkin uv mai frenz. *sigh*
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*grabs anuther krokay mallit*
OK, where’z those whak-a-trollz?? ai is reddy!!
*pants pants pants* Surry ai be sew layt! *cleers froat* Ahem. Ai wud lyke tu wish Lunarmommy an extra-speshul happee burfday! Yu wus teh bery nawt-sekkon cheezpeep tu add me as a frend adn ai hasnt furgotted how kynd dat was – sew hippety happety burfday tu yu, Lunarmommy! {{{Lunarmommy}}}
ohai gizmo!! fank yoo for coming, be shur to haz sum refreshmints!! i lubs habbing teh noo frends
{{{gizmo}}}
oooh, fankees *grabs a soda* ai hopes yu can has a lubberly dai! ai has tu get back tu wrk noa – bai lunarmommy *waves floofy paw*
Old boifwend musta bin an aylolen impawster.
After awl, hoo duzn’t liek kittehs?
Yew beddur czech unner teh bed foar body snatchin eggs.
Hipy papy bthtuh bthdy!
(Owl from Winnie the Pooh inbented LOLspeak, ifinkso)
Happitayl birfdai, Taya – we misses yu!! I hopes yu can has logon sumtiem to reed yur birfdai wishis. I wishis yu can has moar tiem to plai heer, butt ai knoes yu has lots ov RL stuff to do!
An happitayl birfdai, LunarMommy. Ai has to do sumfing fur a minit -
*yoinks! Birfdai Fairy’s wand* *WHAKKs! LunarMommy onna hedd*
Heer is a big wakk ov teh Birfdai Fairy’s wand tu maeks awl ov yur wishes come troo!!!
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****¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭****
(Uh, Birfdai Fairy? I can has scotchtayp, pleez?)
heer, i fikses it wif my magik wand-fiksing dust:
¤*`³~¤∞ⁿ•
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all fiksded now!
fak yoo {{{2minions}}}
wun ob my wishes wil alreddy come troo – i not haz to cuk supper tonite!! 
hubby and boi iz taking me owt, yay!
Habbs a nyse dinner wiff yer famblee, LM! i hoap ebberywon is dewing good, and beemz 2 awl LM’s !
ohai kitkay, yesh we’z doing okay, will anser yor emeows sumtime soon!
Mr.pj is playin in a poker tournament sponsored by The Humane Society!
I juss waited fer da update; an told him abowt da birfdays; an it was so easy!! Done. Happy Birfdays!!!!
fank yoo!! taht sownds liek fun idea for helping
{{{pjperry}}}
ai comes to Silly Brate teh BURFDAY ob cyoot littlol TAYA (the winged kitteh) and Lunarmommy and Aegis-Runestone and chuppy101 and all da odders cheezfriends.
Ai bring cinnamon rolls, baked fresh from the oven with special Viennese cinnamon
And hot apple cidre (the kind made from applos, not the kind Guiness Piggeh makes) with or without rum.
And ai haz a presnt for Lunar mommy but ai did not wrap it. da pictur is here (close up da spaces) www. lunarproperties. Com. Wen da heat in the aridzona gets too high, you and Taya can zoom to yur own special place on da MOON! The Lake of Joy is located in the central region of the near side Moon, in the Land of Snows. Nice and cool, with da great view of the stars! Hippo bidie two ewes!
ooh, neeto!! sownds nice an kool, an i’m shur teh vyooz are AMAYZING!! fank yoo also for teh cimmanomnomnomnom rollz an aplol cider – tehy smells delishus!! {{{lionelcat}}}
oh, uh dat waz Vietnamese cinnamon, nawt Vienna, altho I am shur their cinnamon is berry tastee too also
*kimkiwi runs in wib a kwiknis*
*gasp, weeeze* Happitayle burfday lunarmommy *gas, weeeze* Ai haz bringed yew teh greenstone joolery frum teh Eensy Weensy Nooziland. And a pavlova wib slyced stroowberries and slyced kiwifroot. And a chonklit pavlova. *gasp, weeeeze* Ai jist sit kwietlee for a whiel naow, kthxstoopycold
Ohai kim. I hope yor cold goez away wif uh kiwiknis.
ohai kimkiwi!! glad yoo culd make it, make shur yoo haz sum refreshmints!! nommy nommy pritty pritty, fank yoo for teh luvly gifts!! {{{kimkiwi}}} : hope yoo feels better soon!
Heerz a reelee cumfee chaiyre!!
Wud yoo laik a rewt beer flote? Oar a choklit Matoonee?? Oar sum cawfee? Or – sum Lemming Aid?? Ai heer itz prettee hawt nao.
Ohai JCH4K – ai hazzint torked to yew for long tiem. Lemming Aid wud be naice and helfy. Stoopy stoopy cold is heer to stae, aifinkso.
ai had to werk tewdai so ai iz laet fur teh birday fun. ai gib u a great big floofy hug, Lunarmommy. And cents ai am nawt here so offen, ai dun beleev ai hav had teh pleasure uf meeting Taya. *Cattails extends floofy paw of cheezfrendship* Berry mice tew meetcha, Taya. ai has been gibbin owt candied pecans and homehade fudge to my cowerkers today, and ai bringed sum fur evory bodee here. Remember that teh holiday snaking calories u hav b’fore Thanksgibbon dun count!
ooh, fank yoo cattails, thoze sownd delishus!!! *nomnomnom* taya iz my honorary ICHC bebbeh; iz just lukky we haz same burfday!
{{{cattails}}}
O hai!
Liddol Jorj is rited a birfdae pome fur Lunarmommy onna fred wif da itteh bitteh kittehs onnit.
He hoeps her lieks it.
It wuzn’t heer??/ Ai thot it wuz. Ai’ll go bring it over!
Rattipuss says:
November 21, 2009 at 9:28 am
Fur Lunarmommy on hers birfday bai Liddol Jorj:
O hai Lunarmommy
Happy birfdae tu u
Mae u has burgers
An frys wif dem tu
Mae goggies an otters
An ‘quirrels be ur frens
An awso sum kittehs
Wif sharp poyntee ens
Da En
Fank you.
clappity clappity!
oh fank yoo rattipuss an Liddol Jorj, taht is luvly pome!!
{{{rattipuss & liddol jorj}}}
Jorj is berry glad u liek it.
An fanks Janet fer carrieing da pome alla wae ober frum da nuvver fred.
Attention all cat lovers:
My 20 year old daughter moved back home and brought her two male cats
(brothers). One is black and does as he his told but the striped cat jumps up on the counters and tables constantly. How do I discourage this behavior??? I do not want to eat this cat but if it come to a point. I have eaten almost every animal possible. Cats are on my list that I have not LOL, why start. Cats are to nice to eat, they have a cool personality.
Works lyke this:
Yu yell adn scold teh stripey kitteh every time he jumps up.
Then teh kitteh will learn nawt to jumps up when yu can see him.
So he will jump up when you are nawt in teh room.
Simple! Everybody happee!
Just don’t leave anything edible or breakable on any horizontal surface in teh kitteh’s home.
(Or on any vertical surface that kitteh can reach.)
(Or under anything that kitteh can knock over.)
(Or in a cabinet that kitteh can open.)
(Or in a drawer ditto.)
Ah, teh plezures of belonging to catz…
Pleeze tew nawt prepare uh cat-cha-tori. Hao old iz kitteh? Iffn hii iz yung, hii will respawnd to simulated nips (jes go “psst” psst”) and other startling effects liek waddur bottlol spritzez oar loud hand claps. Iffn hii iz older, then yew can try meowrrrrr talk. *stern voice* “Kitteh git AWF dat cownter before ai sooper glew yor paws tew eet.” Just kidding, remember tew send yor letters tew ncdatwuznfunny:illgetriteawndat.com. Remember dat yew iz mush beeger dan kitteh. In nonessential territorial disputes, kittehs will size each udder up wif vocalizations, and the smaller wun will often avoid cawnfruntayshun if pawsiblol wunce hii gets the message. But remember, iz kittehs’ nature tew push the envelope, sew hii may try it seberal time before hii gets it. Bii patient.
Oh yeah…and wut lundoc sed.
The kittehs are young not kittens but half way to grown cats.
Kittehs awr yung at hart, and eben wen dey iz recently growed, dey revert back to kiddlet behavior. Try the wadder bottlol. Izza gud fing dey iz yung. A liddlol understanding and appropriate guidance now will hab lasting effects.
Funny part was as I was writing this the cat was up on the counter eating the salad.LOL
No doubt luking at yew going, “neener neener neener.”
“Wut yew doin’? Awr yew busy? Tew busy to correkt mii?”
“Bwahahahah”
Dats wen yew strike.
Den dey gib yew uh look like Stilwell in “A League ob Their Own”
I can’t kitteh proof my house again just got over human baby proof waiting on grandbabies now.
An PLEEZZ nawt to be nomming teh kittehz!!
Yoo wud brake awl ar harts heer.
I not eats, just saying that.LOL
Did teh joke fit teh crowd
*strokes chin thottilee*
no it did not. Deep down I like cats but hat having them as pets. If thee was someway I could have both worlds then all would be good.
sum peeple are more sooted for libing wif wun kind ob aminlol and not anovver. i luvs goggies but duznt want wun for a pet, tehy just dont wurk wif my purrsunality. wuld be hard to live wif.
definitely try the spray bottle idea. has worked on my cats. and if the cat doesn’t seem to mind getting wet (some don’t) or seems to get used to it after a while, try putting a little vinegar in the water.
Oh, and I had two male cats before, and learned that the one who is acting out is probably showing frustration at being the “beta” cat.
Cats are territorial over space (where dogs are territorial over food) and if they have moved into a smaller area than they are used to, or even just a new area, they may be staking out “their” territories. The alpha cat has no issues; it’s the beta cat that gets frustrated. Make sure the troublemaker gets plenty of attention from your daughter.
Happiest uv Birfdayz, Taya an Birfday Fairy (an teh otters too – ai meen teh otter peeps, aldoe if enny otters has a birfday today…)
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Ai has heer a spicey caek wif caramel icing, hoem maid, uv corse. Enjoi! An menny happiest returnses, too!
ooh, fank yoo for teh delishus caek {{{cassidy}}}!!
And fur teh (maybee) GRAND FINALEEE – ai present – teh wun an awnlee
LUVBJONES!! Teh orginator ov teh “Pinkee pinkee toe pad” Sawng an Dans!!
JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:
November 21, 2009 at 7:06 am
Oh, LuvBJones – there yoo ar! Do yoo think yoo cud sing teh “Pinkee Toe Pads” sawng az entertainmint at teh Burfday partee??
Ene taim wud be gud. Teh Mikrofone will be awn, an ene wun hoo wants to can doo sumthing – eben recite a pome oar too!
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LuvBJones says:
November 21, 2009 at 12:03 pm
Certainlee! *ahem*
PINKEE PINKEE TOE PADS!
PINKEE PINKEE TOE PADS!!
*gad* *frolic* *gad* *bounce*
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JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:
November 21, 2009 at 12:10 pm
ooooh!! taht wuz abslolutely purrfekt!!
*clappity clappity clappity*
oh mai gudness!!! *phew* i iz still trying to keep up wif all teh wunderful burfday wishes an goodies an prezzies!! dis haz been so amayzing, i am very touched taht evreewun wuld be so wunderful today. hugz an schmooz to all my cheezland frends!!
{{{{{{{{{{cheezfrends}}}}}}}}}}
Oh hai, lunarmommy!!!! Ai have hunched – straightened – hunched – straightened – hunched – straightened all the way from Germany – ai fink ai am a bit late now.
But ai gibs u a hug {{{{{lunarmommy}}}}} and a big schmoo and a big box of Belgian chocklits for u to enjoy! And iffn u sees teh burfday fairy, tell her ai iz planning to donate, but haven’t done so yet.
{{{{{upfi}}}}} yoo kame all dis way just to bring me a boks ob choklits!!
iz so nise ob yoo, heer, haz a choklit!
You have been around a lot or long time. I remember seeing your abatar and thinking that was both scary and cool.
(((((((((((((((((((LunarMommy)))))))))))))))) Sawree Ai awlmoss mysted yoor Birfday!! Heerz a hyoog Whyte Choklet Moose Cayke… n menny byooteefulz luverly Fawl Flowurz wif a gloweeng boe… Yoo ar wun ob teh kyndust Cheezpeeps aI habbing ebber noed….
Grate abitart lunarkitteh!!
ohai lunakitteh, i haz comed bakk to see if i missded anywun, an heer yoo are!! teh caek iz nommalishus an teh flowrz iz byootiful!! fank yoo! {{{lunakitteh}}}
i love that little dance. how did you do that
meh. wheeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!! =P ps ‘appy b-day
*dance* so true
lol !
Bettah to have love too much, then hate yooz. Trust me, just horrible..horrible stories.