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Mount Makinlee!!!
42!
conga rats tu anni adn PB…yu mus goe awn tu tyb utik wifawt mi….ai iz awf tu teh show!
♪ Dixit dominus domino meo
Hab teh fun, Catena !!
* wotchez kittee playin “domino meow” * (Yu setemup, shi nockemdawon)
Oh deh tybooteek b habbing deh lubblee aw tum guddeez!!
Deh leef globez wif deh sparklee shinee glitteree liddlol leefz in fawl kullerz!!! mai tew mostest faboritez iz deh JCH4K fowntin adn deh littlol kitteh lukking up in aw aw deh leefz fawl rownd him.
Adn der b bobblol hedded SkeerKrowz. adn punkin flaverd LOLeepopz.
* PB halps selb tu LOLeepop. Nawt shor bowt teh taist yet. Fnkx *
Pikk me pikk me!
mownt mackennlee
C
GMAA (GMAnsaA)
* Hans Catena a priez. Itsa nyu placstic roola in itchez nd sentimenters. *
Pi r round
Yis! pi r round, cornbred r skware. Dis iz a berry smrat liddul kitteh. Ratzafratz! ai mis da paretee wuns maor. haop ebreewunz had funz.
rosus ar redd
vielutz ar purpul
shuga iz swete
adn soe iz mapul surpul
Roger Miller ref FTW!!!!
Mai nawt sekund thort b4 Ai seed teh pikchoor wuz dat it wuz Faver Krissmuss wawking bakkwardz!
♫ Ai’m wawking bakkwardz 4 Krissmuss
Across teh Irish sea…
Ai’m wawking bakkwardz 4 Krissmuss,
It’s teh onlee fing 4 mee…♫
Ai tryed wawkin fawardz an wawkin 2 teh frunt
but peepl juss lafft at me an sed itz a publisertee stunt
Cloase enuff! I thought if any of teh Cheezfriends mite merember teh Goon Show, it mite bii yu, Anni!
Yay 4 teh Goonz!
Ai haz awl uv dem (well moast) awn cassette taep! Hazn’t lissund 2 dem in ayjez tho! B4 mai huzbing an Ai wuz marrijd, we bofe lissund 2 teh Goons an rited 2 eech uvver abowt teh sho eech week!
“Wot tiem iz it Ecclez?” iz mai faboritt.
Ai had a link 2 a website dat had teh tiem rited awn a peese uv papur but it wuz awn mai owld PC dat iz dedd.
Ai finded it!
ht tp://whattimeisiteccles.com/
Ai gawt tem awn catsette taip tuu !! (Goon minez fink alyk)
`cordin 2 Eccles peese uv papur, it’s tiem Ai went 2 bed.
Shan’t be abowt till laet 2morro – famblee reyoonyun.
G’nite ebbriwun, g’nite!
Ai gots about elebenty dozen uv teh shows on teh MP3 player (from Audible) for listenin on treadmillz adn stuff. Good timez!
Goon butt(!) nawt furgawtten !!
ht tp://www.thegoonshow.net/downloads.asp
Bebbeh kitteh + Cyoot x elebenty = SPLORRRRRRRRRRT!
Mirrur, signul, manoober….
Nee-naw nee-naw maek wai fur teh CCC
*sweep up Tidmum’s branes an rinse dem wiv saline solushun*
*pakk dem caerfullee bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
*fassen wiv dekratib dukky taep *
*snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
*Leed bictim to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib sum hawt choklit an a choklit possum*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez.
**sneeks up an tikklols teh kitteh-pitz**
[kitteh lowers arm]
*PHHHLLLBBBBBTT*
Bwahahahahahaha!
Armpit farts iz teh phunny.
Ifinso u bin hanging owt wif deh grandkidz toooooooo long.
Yor concepts cawnfuse mii.
Der iz no such fing az too long
wen eet komz tew hangin owt wif grandkidz.
Ai lerned eberyfing ai need tew gno in kindergarten.
Wot!!?! Red seez a callikoe kitteh adn doezn’t YOINK it?? Miraklols! (Ohai Red!)
Mebbee hur b finking tu kittehz iz enuf fur noaw.
Whut iz dis “enuf” uv witch yu speek??
I bizzy enuf rite now, tryin to figger owt deez too dat I has!
Lyk erlyur 2day…..I nawt see teh girleez awl day an wen I sitz down to eet, dey bofe showing up frum no-ware!
Also, why duz kittehs has to lay awn eberyfing u bring in2 teh howse, wevver it be comfee oar nawt?
Same reezin dey rub their cheeks awn ebery verticlol surface.
“Dis MEIN!!!!”
Rte now, dere be a liddlol gray kitteh curloled up nexst to me awn teh cowch, an hur eies iz cloased.
Gray kitteh: Dis step bastij iz MEIN!!!.
Wut???
U iz nawt reely singlol, so u iz awf teh limmits.
Besydez…….
“T3h poashunn frum t3h
pessill’z in t3h Flaggunn wiff t3h
Dragunn, butz t3h
“Challiss wutz inz t3h
Palliss amz t3n broo datz troo!”
sez Hoarshakk Kitteh!
So mennee kwestchunz
4 Liddill Kitteh hoo juss
wawntz a Bawll ubz Yawrnz!!!
Jack.
Anubber gud yarn (nawt yawrn) frum yu, Jack !!
ohai jack, fank yoo for teh burfday ohaiku on teh last LOL!!
Loonarrmommee habz
‘Brekkfist Atz Tinnafee’ luuk
frumz noo Sunglassez!
Loonarmommee amz
sayf frum Toartee/Callee~Co
Liddill Kitteh ‘Sploart!’z!!
Peenkee noze andz deep
azure ieez amz no match 4
Peenk CHRG!!!
Jack.
fank yoo jack, tahts wunderful!
pick me pick me i am yous fauvist:(
Teh Shadder kitteh gnows tew!
RHSB? It’s a calico kitteh….
Alex Trebek: Wut iz too cyoot!!!!!ELEBENTY!!!!?
*blarg* Ai awr ded frum teh splort.
Nativeca’z daown!!!
Fyndz Soopah Zappur
Hartz Starturr: “Cleer!”… Ca-Chung!!! Pullz
Awksseejun Mask tyte!
Dawkturr TyneeCat
sits awn payshunt’z chesst 4
innekkspensivv Cat Skan!!
Dylez back ‘Kewt Fakturr’
daown from elebentee so
payshunt gets bettah!!!
Jack.
It’s NAWT werking!! Still elebentee Kewts!! *Gets da super gogglols*
*Rinses braynes*
*Puts back*
*Wrap wrap wraps*
*Floofs cheezy blankey and pillols*
*Gibs da dark chololit and super gogglols*
Try to rest awhile and if you must peekat da kewts use da gogglols!
*suck suck suck*
*SHHHHH…AWWWWWW*
Oh fanks Jack.
Here ya go DTC.
[openz billfold]
Ai gno eet duzn’t cost mush.
Buy yorself sum gnu scrubz.
Fanks foar sitting awn my chest and…er…staring at mii.
*whew* Dat wuz uh close wun.
Oh, oh, Mr. Kotter! Mr. Kotter!
hoo can namez dis character in 5 secunds wiffowt Googling???
(no cheetingz!!!)
Horshank (no did googoo) * I fink tahts rite !! *
Tis Horshack!
CLose enuff!
Ur winnings:
A box ub Oreo Cookies
A collekshun ub Ernest Hemingway Wurks
A pair ub perfuct fitting faded Levis (WBK style)
and, um….
*thinks thottily*
a lifetime subscripshun ub National Geographic Magazine
O tkxberrimush, kafleen.t.d. !! Awl berri yoosful fingz, aifinkso.
Ooo luuk!! Tihs edishun ob nasho geo haz a map ob cheeseland insied !! Cartogiraffe by Cweenmj, obsorse !!
* Finks: Hao kum ai can member “Welcome Back” adn ai karnt memba wair mai keez ar moast ob teh tiem ?? !! *
dats how teh spiraling nommificashun ub Al’s Hammer wurks…duh!
/i shud noe
//shuffles hoofies
Nao wair wuz ai ?? O yesh. Wi slolee rebibing Turtlol down fred !!
Looks like Hermione finally figured out how to use Polyjuice potion with animal hairs.
AIEEH!
Teh cyoot!! AI cantz standz eet!
*SPLOLRT*
Totalee worfh eet!
Oh noes KKC! Yew hab bin down foar sew lawng.
[sweepy sweepy]
[rinsey rinsey]
[tuck tuck]
[pack pack]
♫ The hed bonz kinecktid tew the… ♫
Aw shucks [jamz hedbone pieces togevver]
Dis CHRG luks liek uh turkey…snap
[installs roast turkee style]
[popup buttawn az warning foar neggst splort]
Teh lounge is dis way. [leads KKC]
Floofy mappie blanky? Czech!
Choclick possum? Czech!
Hawt coco tew warsh eet daown? Czech!
Peppermint stick? Czech!
Nao, doan luk direktly intew the lol.
[gibs KKC sum sooperchromatic anti-splort glasses]
*schmoo*
Tank u for teh rescoo!
ooh, chocolick!! *NOMNOMNOMNOMNOM*
dis AM a faytullee kyoote kalikoh kitten!!
Ai am offishullee ded frum teh kyoot. Ai goed direklee tu ded. Du nawt passt splort, did nawt kollekt too hunnert elebenty munnies.
Jist ded.
BREETHE, turtlol BREETHE!!!
*brings difriulolator* “CLEAR!”
* brings masheen taht goze “Beep” !!
* Putz twu hunnert lebentee munneez bak in pokket *
Now wat?
* Kommenss ten minett hand skrubbign *
…
wun minett sewfar ..
…
*beeep beeeep beeep*
ten minetts iz up, pleez to proseed to mergincy ward
*brings flashin red lites to add to teh ensooing pandimonium*
* Rinsez hans: rins rins rins rins rins rins rins rins rins rins rins rins rins rins rins rins rins rins rins rins rins rins rins rins rins rins rins rins rins rins rins rins rins rins rins rins rins rins rins rins rins rins rins rins rins rins rins rins rins rins rins rins rins rins rins rins rins rins rins rins rins rins rins rins rins rins rins rins rins rins rins rins rins rins rins rins rins rins rins rins rins rins rins rins rins rins rins rins rins rins rins rins rins rins rins rins rins rins rins rins rins rins rins rins rins rins rins rins rins rins rins rins rins rins rins rins rins rins rins rins rins rins rins rins rins rins rins rins rins rins rins rins rins rins rins rins rins rins rins rins rins rins rins rins !! *
* Shaiks hans dry: sheik sheik sheik sheik sheik sheik sheik sheik sheik sheik sheik sheik sheik sheik sheik sheik sheik sheik sheik sheik sheik sheik sheik sheik sheik sheik sheik sheik sheik sheik sheik sheik sheik sheik sheik sheik sheik sheik sheik sheik sheik sheik sheik sheik sheik sheik sheik sheik sheik sheik sheik sheik sheik sheik sheik sheik sheik sheik sheik sheik sheik sheik sheik sheik sheik sheik sheik sheik sheik sheik sheik sheik sheik sheik sheik sheik sheik sheik sheik sheik sheik sheik !! *
* Opins ressisssisssisssusssisssucccitaishen manual *
Paij nawt-sekkund ..
rede rede rede rede rede rede rede rede rede rede rede rede rede rede rede rede rede rede rede rede rede rede rede rede rede rede rede rede rede rede rede rede rede rede rede rede rede rede rede rede rede rede rede rede rede rede rede rede rede rede rede rede rede rede rede rede rede rede rede rede rede rede rede rede rede rede rede rede rede rede rede rede rede rede rede rede
…
* rede rede rede … *
Hmm. Wairz teh crash cart fingy ?? Shud bi heer suun !!
* Start agenn. Rede rede rede rede rede rede rede rede rede rede rede rede rede rede rede rede rede rede rede rede rede rede rede rede rede rede rede rede rede rede rede rede rede rede rede rede rede rede rede rede rede rede rede
*Offers antibacterial soap*
* Re-kommenss ten minett hand skrubbign *
…
wun minett sewfar ..
…
*lukz at hanz*
hooz hanz yu skrubbign?
O heer PK, yur furrgotting yur glarses to reeding teh strukshuns furr teh ressisssisssisssusssissuccitaishen manwel.
Pleez to boroing myne.
* squintz at mmm *
Wost taht yew sai ?? Ai leffed mai earing aid at ome !!
Yu shure yur nawt juss ekonomizing on battrees?
Ever ready tu halp, az awlwaiz !!
Ai saw yu charjing arownd helpifying teh turtlol!
Watt yew sore wuz nut chargin. Wuz at turtlol pace !!
Eyesore yew tri tu cell mi glarses. Ai no pay yor charges !!
Hmm ai see yu haz yur ion me!
* Nies tu see yu, MMM! Tiem chaynj maiks it hard tu mete *
No, Ai du mi oan ionning ! * Wen ai haff tu … *
Ai yooze modden electolyte ion tuu !!
*Dr. Donkey writes owt RX furr PB furr OCD*
@#$$$% BRASSINFRASSINSCHNASSIN!!!!%^#%^$^%
DIS TURTLOL R DYIN WILES U GAIS FIDDLOL!!!
*rushes dramaticlolly to teh Turtlol!!*
**purrforms mouf to mouf**
(mmm…is dat caramel?)
***revives teh sweet turtlol***
No nede foar violins oar bad langwidge !!
* Admirz drarma adn gud akting frum Kafleen *
* Gasps at sickly sweet rebibal !! Caramel ! Hmph !! *
Free cheers foar teh dawn key !!
* Makes a qkiet eccsit frum recubbery laonge !! *
Anubber eggsellent nd swift serbiss frum teh nashnel helf !!
Hey!
YU!!
(yesh, u, PB!)
*skwints eyes*
I donot finkso dat turtlols eet caramels!!!!!!
(dundunDUN!)
**all eyes turn wiff a kwikness**
doo…..YOU!!! noe how it gotted in her mouf?????????
Tune in tommorrow!
O.o. Sumwunz bean halpin demselbs tu mai Caramel Tim Tams. * Runz awaiwifakwiknesstunextlol *
ah SED
TUNE IN TOMMORRY!
*tries to look feers*
Love the Troylee design helmet =] i have one
Kitteh earns an A+
~S-p-l-o-r-t~
O no D.R. yu cannawt be sporting ober heer awl bai yurseff wen we ar on teh next lols!
Halp, halp, we need teh CC U-R-G-E-N-T-L-E-E kthnxgetoberheerkwik!
O Noes !! D.R. iz dwon !!
Mirrur, signul, manoober….
Nee-naw nee-naw maek wai fur teh CCC
* sweep up D.R’s branes an rinse dem wiv diet soda*
* pore dem inta a niec cleen funnil *
* pakk dem caerfullee bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
* fassen wiv xtra strawng dekratib dukky taep *
* tayp, tayp, tayp, tayppiti, tayp
* snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
* Leed D.R to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib sum hawt choklit an a martoonie*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez. Tihnk ob cleening fish oar scrubbin florz or sumfen !!
O gud wurk PB, ai hoap yu tuk tyme to reedreedreed teh strukshuns befoar manning teh CCC
O yesh !! Taht wuz funnee adn ai larfed wen teh donkee (Bless hur littlol hart) cud nawt wait enni lawnger !! It wuz sloooooooolee taiken plaise adn tath wuz soooooooooo fruss traitin.
Ai fownd anubber awld splort toniet. 2 daiz Lubsorinjwuns had bene lion tehre !!
O teh huge manatee
u sed dat like Janet wud, PoussinBoi. Dat gabed meh a warm fuzzeh.
(raizez hed weeklee…) Taykes a lawng tyme tu rebibe a turtlol…
Dawnkee? Yu sabed me????
heer, has sum carmelz. Tehy tayk a lawng tyme tu dizzolb. Meltz in yur brane, nawt in yur hanz…
fankyoo deer Dawnkee…it tuk a hole day tu bring me bak tu lyfe!
Oh, turtlol!! U has a lyfe!!!@
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I finkso i will has wun ub dem carmelz.
Is this “Pepper”?