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Ai feal smawl!
Ohai Anni !! Conga rats nd miec !!
Haz teh rayn stopt ?? Iz on teh nyuz heer !!
Yep, we haz sunn in Lundun. Moar rayn is 4cast. Cumbria (Far NW uv TTI) had ober 12 inshis uv rayn in wun dai – dass az mutch az in a nermul munf.
der be no sunn in teh midlands
butt (!) also nott as much rayn as in Cumbria – so mayb ai shudnt bee complaynin!
Happy Catturdai, ebberyone!
Saim tu yew, Gizmo !!
Ai muss go owt wile teh sunn shynez – rayn iz eggspektid bai lunsh tiem! Bai!
“Maik hay wile teh sunn shynez” az tehy sai .. !! Bai Anni !!
Gud Morning/Afternoon/Evening!
Pardon mee wile ai just *skweeze* into this spayce fur this impurrtant nounsmint!
TODAY, TEH 21ST DAY OV NOVEMBRRR 2009
ICHC taim 8 AM (teh THURD LOL ov teh day),
PST 11AM, Noon MT, 1 PM CST, 2 PM EST, 7 PM TTI an 8 PM Yurp!
We will Silly Brate teh BURFDAY ov ar deer beloved, wunderul
LUNARMOMMY!!! an awlso cyoot littlol TAYA
EBREEWUN iz ov corse moast cordiallee invited to bee there!
Tehre will bee caek (wif whippee creem an/oar aiez creem) an cawfee an tee. Thoz fur hoom teh sun iz ober teh yardarm can awlso hav teh choklit martooneez.
Yoo may bring uther gud thingz fur teh buffay tayblol. An ov corse, prezzies ov awl kinds ar encoorajed!
Oooooo, ooooooo!!!
a party!!!!
fur tuw peepz !!!!!
Yay!!!!
I must b dere!!!!
Will da partee b heer?
Comgraburelayshuns on taupe spot anni!
*mumblegrumble*
There is way to littlol caek an sordid drink round here tuday!!!
*drags inn a trolley filled wif sordid drinks, hawt an coald and:*
chocklit caek , chocklit caek , chocklit caek and chocklit moose
Enjoy!
Fankeez, Nennepus! dey luk fabulus!!!! nom nomnom nom nom!!
Did u like the moose?!?
is a norbeegian speshultee…
Mite be kanaydjun too aifink…
:snerk: I liked it, but I not so shur deh moose did!!!
Aifinks teh chef iz Sweedish.
I lurv de Sveedish cheef.
Ai doan belieebe it iver !!
Happi Caturdai, PB!
Thx Anni !! Aive had a gud dai. Wennt tu teh kountree foar an enurgee festibal. Solar pannulz, solar carz, ect. Olso, twu fouzend kidlets raicing “hyumen poward beerculz” (aerodinammik recumbent trikes). Lotz ob gud fambilee fun wuz had bi orl !!
Adn nao itz raynign jently heer (butt(!) nawt mush) !!
Yu can has a teenee weenee bit uf rayn?? that is a gud fing – isn’t it??
Yesh, itz gud. Haz bean dri foar twu munfs (Sept had gud rayn) adn tihs iz unlyklee tu add tu worta storidges. Meenwihle, NSW haz teh booshfyrez todai. A land ob fludz oar drowtt !!
Ai spoze yu hab hail adn sno, Nenne ??
we has had the left-obers frum Annis’ stoarms… lotsa of rayn anna litlol bit of wind… Is sunneh tuday – but ai is at wurk, wurking obertiem…
Me tu, Nenne! Workin on a Caturday is pleh, isn’t it? Butt (!) its bery kwiet at mai wrk tuday, so ai is sneakily ritin mai thesis…shush, pleese nawt tu be tellin mai bosscat…!
ooh – I promise! Aim awl alone here – so I listen to Hairy Pottah on the speekers and playing dynomite when Aim uninspyred…
fankees fur keepin mai secrit
lissnin tu Hairy Pottah must halp yu tu get fru teh dai – enjoi!
it awlsoh gibs me gud ideas on how tu helpify u with ur theesis!!
Now – Reeta Skeetahs kwikk kwote kwill wusn’t much healp… Mebbeh Hurrmayonee has a gud tip?
Ai fownd tihs bideo. It cud bi yor offis or Gizmo’z on a normul dai ??
*snerk*
*picks up the fone…*
Klutz, Klumzeh an Useless in corps oh rayted – how can I help???
hehehe – dat lucks abowt rite tu mee!
LOL!!!! I lub it!!!!
LOL!! Mai furst laff fur teh day!
Gotta urn teh munneez tu kepe Buster fed nd howzed in teh mannur himz haz bekumz yuused tu !!
*
* Ai spoze yor HB iz sailign ..
*snikr*
seeing that Buster just lubs whiskas pockets wif cheez – and I can only get them abroad – u have a very valid poynt!!
HB i sailing round on his own – he usullee does on caturdays… going to the flyfishinshop an to a bakery to eet caek!
Excaping tu werk beetz howswurk, aifinkso !!
An feavvurs?!? an dee abillitee to flie?!? soon?!?
Awl in gud tiem, liddlol wun!
PB duz nawt lyke flyeng !! Bit chikkin in taht airear !!
Me 2 – Ai prifurr terra firma – an teh moar firma, teh less terra!
LOL
.. adn yu donut hab tu eet ayrline fud !!
Do yoo laik boatz???
Akshoolee, no wun laiks flying enemoar. Uzed to be so fun. Butt – bedder tahn wawking awl teh way!
Iffn Ai can’t wawk, go bai bus oar trayne, den Ai doan’t go! Ai doan’t liek cars mutch eever.
Littlol burdee luks sew niec, ai cud juss eet himz awl up !!
Hmmmmm. . .ai dont think teh liddl burdee wud laik that so much.
Liddill Fuzzee Lump
wiff no fethurrz yetz habz 2
wayt awyle 2 flyz!
Liddill Fuzzee Lump
no can habz stiltz yet, eevurr.
Habz growz n2 dem!!
Liddill Fuzzee Lump
habz lawtz 2 lurn. Momma Burd
teetch himz awll hurz can!!!
Jack.
aww – I can sploarts frum ohaiQ?!?
yes, I can…
SPLOART….
O Noes !! Nennepus iz dwon !!
Mirrur, signul, manoober….
Nee-naw nee-naw maek wai fur teh CCC
* sweep up Nennepus’s branes an rinse dem wiv cleer solushun*
* pore dem inta a niec cleen funnil *
* pakk dem caerfullee bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
* fassen wiv xtra strawng dekratib dukky taep *
* tayp, tayp, tayp, tayppiti, tayp
* snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
* Leed Nennepus to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib sum hawt choklit an a honey sammich wiv walnutz*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez. Tihnk ob cleening fish oar sumfen !!
Taht iz a exsellint fauxtoe, aifinksew !!
ooh – fankies!!! Poems do gib the bestist pikshoors
will not reed the ohaiQ for a whyle – and rather go back to creating engaging elurning… *sigh*
Foar teh test:
-Wot iz teh fird wird ob teh foarth parrygraph on paig firty-seben?
-Hu woz fownd gilty at teh 2008 Oztrailyan Shepe Dawg Tryalz?
-Kompose a noet tu eggsplain yor absince larst week. (No lyenn) !!
-Riet 42 reezons whi owr kumpanee eggzites yu !!
-Clik on randum buttons tu chuze awl answears !!
o.O
Brilliyunt!!!
Thanks!
*goes hoem – happy to be finnished with hur rather eggsiting elurning test*
Hoo Roo !!
*clap clap clap* Very nice. Deth. Ai likes ur powems a lot.
Mum! You’z up there?
*hands mr. fourpaws binawqueuelahrs*
here – it’ll be easier tu see ur mum!
Oh thx, much bettur nao. Hei, that’s not mum!
Butt….butt….you iz purrfekkt just teh wai you arr allreddy, liddle birdee!!
*taeks birdee by teh wing en duz teh kan kan wit him*
Ai cahn haz knobbly knees jus lyke u Mum?
caluu♪
Hi cats!
*waves*
This is for MelONyx, JanetCanHas4Kittehs and nativeca66: Thank you for contacting me on ICHC. I just wanted to let you know, that I never look at that account, I don’t use it for anything. I think I opened it when I tried to get an avatar, never checked back in since. So please don’t think I don’t want to befriend you! If you’re on MySpace – contact me!
Ohai Arthur! *waves*
*Waves* Oh hai Arthur!!! Thank yoo fur yor support!!! Schmooooo!
Don’t thank my fur – thank me!
Dragon gave me a complete update. Thank you for your actions!
Schmoooz!
LOL!!! We didn’t really think you did! It was VERY empty!
We were, like out cat natures, just curious!
But it’s still nice meeting you.
And I’m still curious about your good German.
Well, I bought that guy on a flea market. He isn’t that good, but he works ordentlich und gründlich.
*snerk*
Oh, Janet! Did you know Arthur can speak ALL languages? Except Greek, that is.
/butt…wuttabowt LOLspeak…
you say…..
//that’sGreektohim.
///runs
:snerk: Kafleen, u make mii snerk in mai koffee!!!
*wipez kawffee off keeboard.
*Wipez kawfeez off screen
psst..cween…read my email and pleeze to bee responding stat….
yootoo, Janet!
*ok – awn mai way*
LOL!!! Oh, maybee ai need to go an get mai kawfee so ai can snurt it awl ober teh keebord an skreen too!
Ai can REED Greek! Sumwhat. Ai just dont noe waht it meens!
Ohai Arthur. No worries friend.
We’ll catch ya on the flip side.
[sips more coffee, shakes head to clear the fog]
LOL!!! Sounded reelee gud, tho! May ai uze that sumtaim???
Why ob corse mai dear Dame. Wut’s mein iz yores. N-E-teim.
Gettoff mah lawn!
Ai luv teh hand…erm…wing awn hip, you lookin ah MEH? attytood!
Attytood like dat izn’t taut — itz sumfing ur
bornedhatched wif!!Iz Caturday! Post some kittehs!
awh, iht’s a itteh bitteh flaminko! Ai wants tu noms ihts itteh bitteh beek!
Gawd dambit mawm stawp hidin’
[luks up]
Oh there yew awr.
Damn yew izza tall drink ob waddur.