See the Future: Get the Magic Cheezburger!
Life is full of tough questions: Is Ceiling Cat watching me? Will Basement Cat get me in my sleep? Can I has cheezburger?
Fear not: the Magic Cheezburger has the answers! This adorably NOM-able cheezburger is your window into the future (but don’t eat it!!!). It’s like a Magic Eight Ball that brings teh LOLz.
And remember: the only place you can get it is online at our LOLmart store!

Teh prezunt iz enuff 4 me!
Conga Ratz!
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ai can has krismuss pressen?
Do nawt want! Dis iz nawt relebunt 2 mai intrests.
Hay!! Madame Zorba does not want competition!
Or Madame Ruby. “Let’s see what Madame Ruby sees”
O hai, lolnascar! I was just thinking bout u yesterday and here u is. I didnot know I had teh power to conjure up peeps.
*goes off to conjure up some firemans*
*flollows LCB, just in case she conjures a whole herd of them*
Well hao do you thinks Magic 8 Ball feelz?
prety gud! i`s has wun wunce! its wus pinck!
Can I haz a modifyed vershun of it? One that sayz alwaez U can has?
Thiz way I coud shake it and show it to my bofriend sain “see I can haz kettee!”
I want a kettee soo bad
*cries like a baby while boyfriend shakes his head*
awwww!
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Wuns ai wus luuking foar a kitteh tu has, an aksking ebreebuddee ifn dey has ennee foar mii. Mai bank teller (remember does??) sed seh gots a mommeh kitteh anna bebbeh kitteh, an hur boifrend sed seh had tu gibs dem boaf awae. Den seh akst mii, ‘So … yu wanna boifrend?’
Ai tuk teh bebbeh kitteh.
yesh. Teh kitteh allus better.
*snicker*
mebbee u needz nu boifrend also
halfbeast! Hai! Itz bin a long taim since ai saw yur nayme heer!
Omg want!!!1!!
whoo.Ooooo…. shoo mi good thinng♪。。。。。。?… … … …. .. ………..
yay! cheep mrrchandize!
WANT!
OMG WANTS!!!!!!!
DO WANT!
WANT!
Bestest fing EVAR! Iz oarderin nao!
I must has!!!
Ooooooh, srsly want! Ai haz tu put dis on maiz Crismus list.
I thought you’re not suppose to shake those things. They tend to get bubbles in the liquid, and make it hard to read the info.
I read that too, on the mighty Wikipeeja: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Magic_8-ball
OMG. SO. MUCH. WANT.
anover lolifing item frum teh lolmartz!!! i thinkz i has mah Crismus list filled ups wif dees thingz!!!
I MUST HAS DIS SHINY DEVICE
You should make a cheezeburger like the Staples “That was easy” button, but have it say “Nom Nom Nom” when pressed.
NO!! U CANT HAZ!!!
Until Iz gets won!!
iz zo coolz watz zey canz do to picturez
What a bummer… was thinking about getting a few as gifts until I saw that one of the responses was “WTF?” That’s not exactly something I want to be handing out to my friends and family.
Thanks for ruining it for people who like to keep it clean.
HAS! (Or will has wen it gets heer.)
This is being purchased and taken to work with me for all the co-workers who come to as me questions or for help throughout the day. They won’t know what to say when they all get a big heaping pile of “Sry, I eated it.” or “WTF?”
I think I declare “WTF” to stand for “Where’s The Food?” in all embarrasing situations.
taht is kool!!!1!!!
WANT.
dis iz at teh tawp uv mai wish lihst!!! sry abowt nawt bein on heer 2 much. ai jus mooved an i barly had anee tyme awn heer!
thos bad heomones! LOL!