bless you!
bless you! …why you scream?
sry. wuz xpecting sum puffz plus.
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Eeeeeeep!
*splort*
*dragz in teh CCC.
oh deer!
*Sweepee, sweepee, sweepeee.*
*Scoopee, scoopeee, scoopee.*
*rinse wif teh lemming watter*
*Tukkee, tukkee, tukkee,*
*Pulling on deh CHRG – snugee, snugee.*
*Rapping it tite wif deh dukkee tayp. Taypee. Taypee. Taypee.*
Dat bedder? Tuk u up in deh floofee pinkee blankee.
heerz a chokklit possum, & a chokklit martoonie.
U b resting noaw!
Scewz mee! Just traing to sweeze in heer!
An W00tee t00t t00t!! fur Nightshayed in hur VERREE solo top sopt!
DONT FURGET TOMORROW!!
An then – MOAR joi!
~ TOMORROW
ON CATURDAY, TEH 21ST DAY OV NOVEMBRRR 2009
ICHC taim 8 AM (teh THURD LOL ov teh day),
PST 11AM, Noon MT, 1 PM CST, 2 PM EST, 7 PM TTI an 8 PM Yurp!
We will Silly Brate teh BURFDAY ov ar deer beloved, wunderul
LUNARMOMMY!!! an awlso cyoot littlol TAYA
EBREEWUN iz ov corse moast cordiallee invited to bee there!
Tehre will bee caek (wif whippee creem an/oar aiez creem) an cawfee an tee. Thoz fur hoom teh sun iz ober teh yardarm can awlso hav teh choklit martooneez.
Yoo may bring uther gud thingz fur teh buffay tayblol. An ov corse, prezzies ov awl kinds ar encoorajed!
An pleez remembrr – if yoo cant bee there fur teh real taim partee, yoo can awlwaiz go layter an leeve yur burfday greetings. Eben DAIZ layter!
Bweee-oooop!! bweeeee-ooooop!!
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*runz in wif teh CCC.
Oh mai gudnessez!!! u splortingifyed awl ober.
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*Sweep, sweep, sweep awlla braynezez intu a pile.
*Wipeing off deh screen.
*wiping deh kee bored, 2.
*Scoop, scoop, scoopifying dem awl up.
*Tuk, tuk, tuk, tuk deh braynezez awl up into deh hed.
*Pulling on deh CHRG snugee, snugee. SNAP!!
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oopsee, sowwee! didnt meen to snapping sew hard.
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*BRiiiiiiiipppp.
*Rapping it wif deh dukkee tayp.
Tuk u up in deh nise floofee blankee.
heerz a chokklit possum, & a chokklit martoonie.
now u jus sitting still adn resting a wyle.
Fankies, gammacat & cweenmj!
*snugglols into blankees*
*nibblols choklit possums*
*sips choklit martoonies*
Teh bebbeh orinj wunz gets meh ebree tiem! Plus it brotted bak memreez uv mah Dusty wen she wuz just a bebbeh — she lieked to sleep on tawp uv a kleenex bawks.
Ai jus czeched mah profile — on teh sekkund paij uv mah pikshurs, dere beez free pikshurs uv Dusty on hur kleenex bawks.
Cut dat owt. Ai alreddy splorted wunce.
Ooops – sowwy. Ai had cleerlee nawt gotten mah full brayne funkshuns bak yet.
Plz to maek sure ur CHRG iz sekyoor befoar luukin at pikshurs uv mah Dusty. She beez bery splortayshus, aifinkso!
awww….. hur sew sweet!!!
sssqqquuueeeee!!! she is soooo kyooott!!!!
She iz still adorable — sheez 8 1/2 yeerz old, but she still luuks & akts liek a kitten.
wen yew gets a minit, clik on mai blu an luk at latest lol……. berry cyoot pickhur
w00t! Izza NS Signature Series model.
Er, Conga Ratz awn aht leez skrishin “Eeeeeeeep!” befur splortin? Owell, les gowit dat furnow.
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EEEEEEeeeEEEP!!! Thiz iz so cyoot!!!!
GREYT CEILING CAT, I HAZ BLOO! THX YOO MILLYUN TYMZ OVR, JANET!!! O, an dis wun iz honr ob yoo! Naow, dis pikshur iz yurz 2 keep, fur u kindneseez!
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Oh cheesebrrgrr – this iz so . . .mine?? to keep??? THANKS! Ai just luv it.
An yoo ar welcome.
When we furst gotted teh profylez, ai cud NAWT do it! Lolcatburglar did it foar mee! So ai just laik to halp wehn ai can!
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Oh cheesebrrgrr – ai wuz just feline reelee sad – an yoo hav maed me smyol! Thanks!! {{{{{{{cheesebrrgrr}}}}}}}
Ur welcum n tanks fur nkurrijmint!O,an wai had sad?
Ai m teh sad prrtrol, ai weel siik u owt n chiir u up!
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hya jcwifflotsobkittehz! ai is glad yoo is glad now! it helps my sad, 2! {{{{{jancan}}}}}}
Cheezebrrgrr – trai this to tern bloo!
Heer – in teh commint box – where it sez “Website”
Payste this in.
h ttp://cheezburger.com/profile.aspx?username=cheesebrrgrr
Cloze up teh spayce between teh h an teh t, ov corse. That shud do it.
If it duzzn’t, see mee. There iz wun moar thing left to trai.
O tanks! Alwey wantid tiw doow dat an fur bein mai frend. Ai jus happee ai kin prrvide u wif yut mynus danjr o splortz!
yeah, yoo is bloo! i wint 2 yore dashbored and frened yoo! yoo iz so yung, butt sew kool!
Mai fwend reekwest iz rite behind Zippee’s.
Tiem foar me to go nao.
G’nite cheezfwends.
Thx, nativeca66!
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May-jur fanks!
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Ohai, Jan, etc! yabutt whin I did dat I wuz jusss bloo until ai wuz on ichc den, had 2 re-payste ebberythymne I wint bakk on. Too mush tubblol.
Hav yoo traied it laytelee?? Ai NEBBER hav to repayste.
That iz stranj. Ai do nawt noe wai that shud bee.
Pleez trai it again. An see waht happins.
h ttp://cheezburger.com/profile.aspx?username=KitKay
(an dont furget to cloze up teh spayce betweent teh h an teh t}
iz that blud on yer nose?
Noes, meh klawgawt stuk awn it an brekked.
Awww… kittehs are floofier than tishus, but notsogud for wiping runny noses wif!
Glazed doughnut kitteh fur. Dew nawt want.
dis imij in my mynd. Doo naught want!
Kleenex iz taking their softness campaign tew far.
Hooz uh soft kitteh? Yes yew awr.
Yor uh soft floofy cyoot widdlol orinjy kitteh.
Uh oh – splort.
*slidez down fred tu NC66
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Wheeeeee!!!! deh slidee pole b funz!!
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Sweeping up deh jk2k braynez…. sweeep sweeep swwweeeeeeeeeep.
tukking dem intu ur hed awl nice and neet…. well, mebbe not so neet, but dey awl b in dere. I think awl…. mebbeee most…. ya, most uv deh braynez b bak in ur hed.
*pullz on deh CHRG wif pixorz uv sealionz*
tug, tug, tug.
Haz a chokklit martoonee and a chokklit possum adn rest a bit snugglolled in dis lubblee floofee blankee. U b bedder soon.
Oh fanky yor highness.
Dats mush beddur, but ai feel uh liddlol strange nao.
[shrugz] *sip nom*
Feels like my DID flaring up, but ai left Shirley and Frank awn teh birfdai party lol.
:Snerk: ya kawt mii — duein deh cut’n'paste wifowt editing!!
Sry bowt dat. 
No worries,
Butt, ai gawt uh desire tew bizit Moab and go see teh arches.
oooooo……. it b berry pritty and werf deh trip tu seeing deh Archez and deh CanyonLandz Nashunal Parkz!!!
Ai lub it there. Wii drove to Denver and back wun year foar wurkity. Wii spent 2 months in Colorado. Awn our trips wii stawped at Moab adn teh Grand Canyon. Wii visited seberal places in teh rawkies tew. It wuz the best *ahem* vacation eber. Wii took enuff pictures to fill a 2GB memory card in teh camera.
Thx fer frendin meh!
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oh deer! Major splort alert!
Bweee-oooop!! bweeeee-ooooop!!
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*runz in wif teh CCC.
*sweepity all teh brayns intew a pile*
*scoopity braynes into bukkit and rinse with sparkloling watter*
*plop braynes intew hed cabity*
*caarreefully put hedbones intew playce*
*appply lotssa duckee and goosee taype*
*snip breathing holes*
*snap new CHRG intew playce*
Now, heer are yer HGGs. Dinna luk at teh kitteh without them!
*wrappy up in floofly blanket and provide endless supplies of sordid noms*
Ohboiohboiohboi, uh dubblol reskew. Fanky gammacat.
[snugglolz in blanket] *nomnomnom*
I iz in Ur kleenex, gibing U allergies
Hank E. Kat worries ’bout the piggeh flu seezun.
No masque necessary- kitteh wil protekt ur noze wif pointy endz!
Halp! Can anyone hear me?
Wut??? did I heering a pj????
*lissens*
O, o, my pj’s iz cauling mii, 2
KK: kwiet pj’s, eye is bussie now!
*plays wiff cheezfrenz*
pj’s: pick mii, is thyme 4 bedd now!
kk: later, pj’s; i gotta play wiff pj naught sekond! (an teh rest!)
How Cyoot!
*SPPLORT*
*Flyz in wif deh majickle de-splortifyer*
*It b battree operated.*
*Turnz it on adn deh viktimz braynez iz sukked up, kleened
*adn returnded 2 deh kraniul kabitee.*
*A CHRG (wdoi) iz installed 2 protekting frum fucheer splortz*
*Viktim is rappt in floofee blankee, a kumferting bevridge iz put in wun hand*
*Adn a nummy chokklit possum in tuther hand.*
♥ Schmooz 2 yooz! ♥
*flyz owt agin*
*pokes tuxie furred nosey out from blankee* Tank u, cweenie!
… more massive hedsplorts were reported nationwide on Friday. The trigger for this mass phenomena is thought to be a widdle pinkee marmie kitteh *splort*
So menny splortz!!!!!!!
*slidingz down fred wif teh CCC.
*Sweepee, sweepee, sweepee.
*Scoop, scoop, scoop.
*Tuk, tuk, tuk, awl deh braynez bak in deh hed noaw.
*Pulling on deh CHRG,
Dis 1 b habbing deh fawll mumz in purdy kullerz
*Rapping it wif deh dukkee tayp.
Tuk u up in deh floofee blankee.
heerz a chokklit possum, & a chokklit martoonie.
u restifying now adn play agin later.
Ohai, widdle pinkee marmie kitteh! SPLORT!!
Aaaiiiieeee!!! Teh slidee pole is fun!!
*slidez down fred wif teh CCC.
*Klonk!! (hard landing)
*Sweepee, sweepee, sweepee.
*Scoop, scoop, scoop.
*Tuk, tuk, tuk,
Ooops 1 trying 2 b getting away. I cautting him!!!
*Tuk, tuk.
Wii hab a 1950s baving cap 4 u. Pink wif see shellz
*fastenz chin strap.
Tuk u up in deh floofee blankee.
heerz a chokklit possum, & a chokklit martoonie.
I finally set up a profile; and NOW I am no longer blue.
I am the most technologically challenged person eve….no axshully I’ve come a very long way.
Iz dis yew PJ? Yew gawt uh fwend rekwest.
If datz u, u haz two fwend rekwests nao.
Make dat free!!!
Free friends! YAY!
Ai wish ai didn’t hab tew pay mine tew liek mii N-E-moar.
make dat 4 or 5 or wherever yew are!!!
*snicker*
Ai iz sawry PJ, butt ai fink iz funny yew iz awn corse tew get moar fwends wiffa borked linkee da sum peeps get wif uh wurking wun…Wut?…Why awr yew luking at mii?
oh, pj! we haz taht in common! we putz teh “no” in technology!
sunny, you are light years ahead of me!
ai only getz by wif a liddle halp from my cheezfrens!
I must be beyond halp.
See below – an just so az ai sed. EEZEE PEEZEE. Ai just went to yur profyle – yoo can do it, too!
happy friedegg/caturdai y’all!!! I’m awf to snorgle teh kittehs and bother hubbehkat!
Triing something else
Well — u haz blooness, but u also haz a borked linkee.
Try using dis wun insted.
Yup wut NS sed.
Yew gawt the rite place, coz yew iz bloo.
Yew jest need to put http://cheezburger .com/profile.aspx?username=pjperry init.
Hmm…dat didn’t wurk owt az well az ai fot it wuld.
Try dis.
http://cheezburger.com/profile.aspx?username=pjperry
How did you do that?
Talent.
ARRRRGGG!!! $%#@*!!!
New Kitteh Puffs
Now with 25% more Kewt!
Fights sads all day.
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Ok, last chance.
*Walks away innna huff before brayn splodes*
Awww…. donut dis pare!! NC66 haz ritted owt wut u needz tu put in ur link!!! itz rite up dere ^^^ put dat in plais uv deh
h t t p://mineicanhascheezburger.com/profile.aspx?pjperry adn awl will b well!!
Doan dispair PJ.
If yew wants, I can do a remote control session with you tew halp. Yew doan eben hab tew gib mii yor password oar nuffin.
Duz yew yooz uh PeeCee oar a Mac?
pc.
Iffn yew send me an emeow to beierspam at charter dot net, I’ll send you instructions on how to connect to the remote session.
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Send me an email to beierspam@charter.net. I’ll reply and send you instructions on how to connect to a website that will let me see your computer screen, and a phone number that you can call so I can talk to you and help you enter the correct address in the correct place to make your name blue and link to your profile.
PJ perry
Heer – just copy an payste this into teh playce in teh commint box where it sez “Website”
h ttp://cheezburger.com/profile.aspx?username=pjperry
Cloase up teh h an teh t ov corse!!! Verre important.
Ai wuz just at yur profyle – an this werked!
Ok, I’m gonna let it go for tonite. I’m a bit overwelmmed.
Don’t laff. 10 munffs ago I couldn’t find da internet; now I have a buncha frenz I don’t no how to accept. Oh, well, baby steps…Thankx everyone for trying to halp!!!! Now back to yer regular lol!
No, no pj perry! This iz so eezee – yoo can do it rite nao.
Waht izzit taht yoo dont understand about waht ai sed to do???
Luk up abov. Ai sed teh sayme thing to cheesebrrgrr an she did it an it werked. Just a kwechun ov copying an paysting. Nuthing moar.
yea! Ai kan, u kan pjperry!
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Yea fer us, cheezbrrgrr!
*Happy danse*
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Blaa blaa blaa
AAAIIIIYYYY! BLOOD THIRSTY KITTY!
*snifflesniffle*
Aifinks ai needz sum tishue. Yah, dats it.
Hmm, Ai soppose aye snorggli kitteh will juss hafta du.
HALP! HALP! HALP!
OMCC, ai am being held hostage by a toadally UNsleeping 4 year old grandson! This kid has been up since 1 of teh ay-emm, eggsept fur a 90 minute sleep while we took teh tr0ll to teh horse-pistol fur his meds! Iz still going strong! Wut do ai do? Duz nawt have enny likwid benadryl!
Whiskey! Oar sum duckey taip.
I’m jes kidding.
Send your letters to ncdatwuznfunny@illgetriteawndat.com
stoopy moderayshun
Whiskey! Oar sum duckey taip.
I’m jes kidding.
Send your letters to ncdatwuznfunny@illgetriteawndat.com
LOL!!!
iz my own stoopy fault! participated in an intervention wif yungest dotter, her eggskyoos wuz “ai doan hab ennyboddy tew keep teh kidlet while ai goze to detox!” duh! fished in!
Iz not stoopee!!! it b deh bestest reezin in deh whirrld!!! Deh grandbaby iz gonna needing a gud adn helfy momma!!! u haz deh lubz, adn u will werk fingz owt. Schmoooo!!
ROFLMAO!!! @ ur address!!!
Whair dew dey git deh enerGz??? Unfort yew knittly, I haz no advice fur u. But I will handing u a chokklit martoonee. No, not fur him, fur u….
Ohai sunnyhuckle! Ai jest maked sum fwesh bananananana muffins. Dey is nyce nd toasty from teh ovin. Mebbe ur grandson wuld laiyk wun nd den he get a sweepy. Dere is enuff muffins foar ebrywun!
duz they habs teh majik weeds in dem? Iz in teh baftub naow…wunner ifn teh tr0ll haz enny uv teh bloo pills left, teh wuns ai used fur teh dark an stormy nyte? Hmmm…calculatin teh dosaj, ifn takes elebenty too be nokkin owt teh tr0ll, am thinkin a 4 yeer old wud need, umm, let me see,…a gazillion?
Mebbe elebenty gazillion!!!1!!!!1!!!11!
Make dat Mebbe elebenty-gazillion²
Ohai, NC! Haow is u? U haz teh experience wif teh 4 yr olds!!!
A whole yers wurf ob eggspeartheants. Last year wen grandawter wuz 4. Howeber, ai hab tew admit, shii izza liddlol ainglol. Her neber duz nuffin wrong. Ai sed NUFFIN gramma. Dats dis grampa’s story and heez sitckin tew eet.
Ai ken bearly remember when mai bois wuz 4. Dey is 14 nd 17 naow. Akkshually dey iz ainglols tu, eben at dere age!! Dats dis momma’s story! We be blessed.
Ohai, cheezfwends! Iffen u eber get ur profile wurkin, pj perry, u can haz anover fwend reqwest!!! Yay!!! Ai haz a happee becauz ai jest gawt mai sunnyboi volunteer hours foar teh high skool at a local pet food stoar!!! Oh yesh, btw, SPLORT!!!! (u knows haow ai amz wif teh orinj wuns!!!)
O Noes !! Lubsorinjwuns iz dwon !! Stil haz a polse !!
Mirrur, signul, manoober….
Woop woop woop !! Maek wai fur teh CCC
* sweep up Lubsorinjwuns’ branes an rinse dem wiv diet soda*
* pore dem inta a niec cleen funnil *
* pakk dem caerfullee bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
* fassen wiv xtra strawng dekratib dukky taep *
* tayp, tayp, tayp, tayppiti, tayp
* snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
* Leed Lubsorinjwuns to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib sum hawt choklit an a martoonie*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez. Tihnk ob cleening fish oar scrubbin florz or sumfen !!
Taht wuz teh klose wun !!
hi ppl. ai needz help. ai iz tryin 2 leve a coment. evry time ai leve 1 it sais “Your comment is awaiting moderation” and idk if ppl evn se dem!!! If u do c this then tel me u do and wat da mesage meanz. Thnx so so so so much!!!!!
Ai sees u!1!!
ai went troo taht at nawt-sekkond! finedally contackted teh “help” peeps, an they fixed it for me, took a day or so, tho.
tanks. And ya i wonder if itz sometin dey do wit new ppl…cause I JUST joined few days ago. ai iz so happy i can comment!!! YAY!
gave me a big disappoyneted ahcuz wuz teh cween’s burfday, an ai wanted tew tell her “happy burfday”, but, it awl werked owt, finedlly!
Welsome luvlolspeak.
thnks 5 eagles! and sunnyhuckle that stnks 2 bad bout your cuzins brthdy comment. G2g!!!!! bye evryone!
welkum!
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ohai luvlolspeak!
Nao – if yoo want to tern bloo – do this!
Heer – in teh commint box, where it sez “Website” – copy an payste this:
h ttp://cheezburger.com/profile.aspx?username=luvlolspeak
Be shur to cloze up teh h an teh t befoar yoo payste – verree important.
An that shud do it.
Hai luvlolspeak! Welcome
yeahz!!!!
! Do u now y it waz sayin da mesage bfore? YEAH AI CAN COMNT!!
Yesh ai saw onna last lol dat u hazza bored.
Riga Riga rosy a poket full of toest a tisuu a tissuu we all come down
Wash your hands please?
Coffs nd sneeze inna ur arm sleeve, nawt ur hands!!!
Glazed doughnut sleeve. Dew want.
o and thnx Janethas4 kittens.
evryones so nice!
Oh hai luvlolspeak!! adn Welkum tu Cheezland!!! Dis b a wundermus plais tu play. Wii only haz wun rule heer, adn dat iz tu playing nies!!
Deh fudz heer haz no kalreez and deh drinkz haz no alkeehawl, so u kin haz az much az u like, oar eben moar!!
I haz a webbysite wif nooz and halperz fur deh Cheezpeepz. it be deh CheezTownCryer
*Handz luvlolspeak a chokklit martoonee
*klinkee glassez
Cheez!!!
welkum. o, an trai copeen payzt dis in yur “website” in dis comment bawx:
h ttp://cheezburger.com/profile.aspx?username=luvlolspeak . Fix teh spayz tween h an t.
ur naym wil bii blu!
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Orinj kitteh sez, why dew yew hab an issue?
Iz nawt liek yor nose wuz sumfing yew blew.
And, yew nawt Howard Hughes,
Hoo wheres deez boxes foar shoes.
So, go away and let me play wif my tissue.
sent you a fire(hot)mail message . I sneezed out over to you.
I haz sendinged u a reply in ur hotmailz!
Mebbe we canz tie a stwing tu teh tissue. Dat be moar fun?
Oh, lubsorinjwuns, I committed a foepaw!!
I wur lookin at ur profile and abowt too send u a frend rekwest and I saw ur pics ub kittehs at scratchin post. I did a captioning but I messed up because it completed and did not gibs u teh credit!! I has a hyooj embarrass.
I diddun doo it on purpuss.
PS i sended frend rekwest
My dahrling Clemintine ware boxes 4 shoos (herring bocks, aifinkso)
(BTW, peepz, DNFT trollz!)
Whats DNFT ?
Aifinkso it meanz Do Not Feed The…
SO MENNY SPLORTZ, SOOO LIDDUL TIEM!
BGC “LAST!1!” MEOWRRRR heer. Happi Burfday tew awl who shayr dis day!
*U know ov whoom ai speek!*
*waive floofy pawz tu deh west*
Oh hai BGCMEOWRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh hai indeed. I know I owes u a lettur, BGCMEOWRRRR!!! Mah brane bee wurkin on it….
Last time fer da blue!
Oh noez!!! now ur linkee sez h ttp://rger.com/profile.aspx?=pjperryrry
It needz tu say
h ttp://cheezburger.com/profile.aspx?username=pjperry
Cloase up teh h an teh t ov corse!!!
Plz tu fixing it wun moar tyme!!! u iz so klose!!!!
Hubby calls whuts goin’ round da “Oinky foo”!
Only cuz our neece had it…she’s fyn nao.
Hopefully evybuddy else is too.
I b glad ur neece b ok now. I haz herd dat deh oinkee flooo b pritty nasty.
Ohai, JJ, I’s glad yer neece is fyn nao. Oinkey floo sounds arful. DO NAWT WANT!
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*fais paw*
I have tried everthing many times. This could only happen to me.
mebbe dis will halping..
Oh, wait….
OMCC!!! *Happy happy danse danse* *Pops shampers*
Now, how to answer friendz request…..How to do emayos
Lots to learn…TOMORROW!
No need tu emayoz…. Just go tu ur profile and accept deh fren rekwest on deh deh frenz rekwestz paige.
How ders no accept button? You can laff. I told you, I admited it. I’ll figure it out eventually….
Go tu dis paige
friend requests adn u shud seeing a list uv deh peepz hoo haz rekwested tu b ur friend. I finso dere b a confirm buttin adn a ignore buttin fur eech wun. klikking on deh confirm fur awl deh peepz u wantz tu being frendz wif.
Just FYI, U b deh only wun hoo kin seeing ur frend rekwests. Adn u haz tu b logged in.
I hope I nawt misst friended anyone. Did I accepted friended you?
Ok, now wat?
Duz mai bloo link wurkz?
Let’s try this again.
Stoopy WeirdPress.
Blue Link Test 3. Let’s see if it works this time. If nawt, I getz hold ub da cheezez nn ai iz nawt gunna b happi.
Dude, I feelz yer pain! Stoopy coooooooompuuuterrsssss! Keep trien…
Geeez weyt till i sent this pixs to my cousin ….
Test Successful! Link Functional!
I can haz iced tee?