
The Parkson’s had no idea why they got no trick-or-treaters this year
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The Parkson’s had no idea why they got no trick-or-treaters this year
Picture by: Tengu-Goddess Caption by: andiijbriggs via Advanced Lol Builder
Ai nead a kitteh liek dat!
conga rats, anni! bak-tu-bak (belleh-tu-belleh) soloe nawt sekkunds!
Thx catena! Ai nebber get cyoot kids trikk oar treetin – juss teeauj thugs hoo frow eggz and flower at teh howse. It haz nawt crost teh big pond berry well Aifink.
Muss nawt trie 2 tuch-tiep! Shud be teenayj !
its not what it used to be here anni…. still we has cyoot kids, but not as many; lots of tehm go to church parties and safe houses instead, and lots of them get drived around by their parentz to Trickortreat… when we was little, we dint need no stinkin’ parental stoopervision or car rides, we went out and hoofed it around teh nayborhood on our own, it was LODES of fun!!
It’s ownlee got big heer in teh lass fyoo yeerz. Wen ai wuz a kidlet, iffn we did ennifin at awl it wud be a partee wiv gaems liek applol bobbin oar pikkin candee frum a sawser uv flour wiv ur hans tyed bihynd u!
lol, annipus re flour/candy. never heard o dat one, but ifinkso MaisNon would substitoot teh candy (afterblindfoldhasbeenappliied)with bowl of water with grapes and tell the pore viktim that it be a bowl of *eep!* eyeballs!!!.
At our church, we provide a safe place for the kiddies where they can wear their costumes, eat candy, and make crafts and , they can make stuff to play with and put in shoeboxes for Operation Christmas Child. Is a good fambly night.
lol, we used to have ‘haunted houses’ and do the grape thing!!
OH and HAPPY BIRFDAY SWEETPEA!!
N nawt 2 b 4gittin da koald pasgettee n jelloe, witch (*heh*) we telld evvywun wuz “braynz”
Conga Rats!
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littul ddi dey noe, Fluffee wuz jus waitun himz chanse tu gett eensyed…
Iz that a kitteh? It luks…unkitteh-like.
Doan’tfink it cud be ennifing els – it’s a lawng hared kitteh wiv its hares awl flufft owt – dat maeks it luk an odd shaep.
Gardenn Nome Kitteh
habz Soopah Megga~Floof andz
lubz showeengz itz awff!
Coaldz wetthurr breengz owtz
t3h Floof so Kitteh stayz wawrm
wiff Layzurrz reddee!!
Soopah Floof Kitteh
coodz hydez in bushez, butz dis
amz moar drammatikk!!!
Jack.
Nope…Kitteh always looks like that :3
He is just really fat
They came… but never left…..
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EEEEE! Scarey movie…
Wow! This is zackly whut we needs! This yeer, we had 2 kids run throo owr yard and kik over (and brayk) a bunch of owr solar lites. Next year, we gitz a gard kitteh. Teh huzbing – yes, teh normally myld-mannered Mr. G that we awl no and luv – is threttening to sit in teh drive way neggst yeer with a bag of kandy . . . and a shotgun, LOL!
Mr. G shud jus thro da rottin eggz. Ifn him haz da gud aym.
Gud idear. I tellz Mr. G it is yushully teh visitors in kostumes hoo decydes whether there be a trick or a treat. He sez iz up to us as teh visitee to decyde. Role confusion, we has it!
Bad use of an apostrophe
Thank you. Why people can’t learn the diff between plural and possessive is beyond me.
o noes… ai can nawt sees a kitteh… ai ownleh get showded a x wut marks da spot wer da kitte shud bees… kittes a tresur fer sur… but(!) wer is da kitteh hiedin? adn y is et hiedin frum meh? aiz nawt scareh… *sniff*
Dat happind 2 me fur a wile, but teh pikchoor iz bakk naow.
sum peeps last nite reqwested dat ai rite a poem bcuz uv mai name. eet’s not as gud as Jack Deth’s, but here b mai trai at teh kitteh hakkuu:
floofy kittehs eyes
brite and lazereded
scawes away teh local kids
anni sez Yay!
yay!
Ohai, zippythe poet:
Loacull kiddeez jusst
wawntz candee. Juss lyke Kittehz
wawntz t3h Gooshee fud!
Layzurr Ieed Kitteh
amz proatekkteengz himz Domayn.
Keepeengz it peessfull!!
Ur Kitteh Hy~Koo
amz kwyte gud! Ekkstendz Flooffee
Paw ubz noo frenship!!!
Jack.
Aww, teh Floofy Paw of frenship! In a poem! *smiols*
ohai, Jack!
glad u lyke mai werds
hakku not mai usul style
but ai trai mai best
shakes Jack’s floofee paw
uv noo cheezpeeple frenship
ai’z bery honored!
Ohai, zippythepoet:
Shakes Flooffee Paw bakk.
Rite wuttebburr U lykez andz
howebburr U lykez!
No roolz in Cheezland,
ekksept ‘Playz Nyss’. Awll shoodz getz
awllawng faymusslee!!
Juss beez cayrfull ‘rowndz
lolcatburglar. Hurz lykez 2
borrrowz lawtza stuff!!!
Jack.
The Parkson’s what?
brain.
Iz a cat-o-lanturn!
hello fellow cheezburgerers, how ares you all?
i bee fine. how u bee?
Kitteh’s plan wurked! Awl teh candi iz nao himz!
nom nom nom!
Iz time! Iz time!! wares teh new lol
Donkee bouwnces wiff eggsitement
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Oh, COOL, andiijbriggs! I just now discovered how you “signed” your LOL! Very clever!
evil kitteh gardz ure lawn
U mus go tu teh ratz…n teh roazbush. Dey mus moov ur hows tu teh lee ov teh ston.
EPIC UNINTENDED GRAMMAR FAIL
perfectly said.
I have seen those kinds of pictures before. They are even funnier with words!
Please for the love of god please learn to use apostrophes. It’s not that hard, see http://apostrophe.me/. Parkson’s == belonging to Parkson. Parksons == more than one Parkson.