Wut u mean no leevz in da hous?
Wut u mean no leevz in da hous? Iz mah colekshun!
i gotz sum 2 add 2 ur collecshun.
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I wood luk gud inna livin rume
conga meis, aahz!
nauw ai mus leaf!
Fanky, catena! Luks liek itza big makrumay!
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Letz sillybrayt by nommin awl da ekstree fudz lefted obber frum Mais Oui’s pardee! (butt watch owt 4 dat punch…) Den we kood worsh it daown wif sum Oak Leaf shardunay
Aim lait, aim lait fur berry improtent dait fur mary birfdai parity. ai bring sum trukey soopz . Maibe iz ok if awl teh gud stufz gawn?
I = It
Still havvin effex uv LCB’s spykt punch frum Mais Oui’s pardee…
*snirk*
Aifinkso U wood luk gud inna libbing rum tu. Wif teh dayntee tee sammiches anna cuppa url gray.
*offurs trai uf tee adn sammiches tu awl teh peeps. *
U meen, liek dis?
ht tp://tng.trekcore.com/gallery/albums/s3/3×03/thesurvivors129.jpg
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Iz teh funnyistest win Worf sez,”Nys hows. Gud tee.”
Ai duzn’t hab purrmishun 2 see dat!
mii neezer!!!
Datz nawt nys uv dem…
Trie it DIS wai:
ht tp://tng.trekcore.com/gallery/thumbnails.php?album=50&page=7
Den klik onna nawt-sekkund pitcher uvva sekkund roe…
Dat werkt!
Oar dis
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Oar lemme trie dis:
(4givz me ifn it duzzn’t werkz)
Dat din’t werk!
Conga Mowseez!
<:3)~<:3)~<:3)~<:3)~<:3)~<:3)~<:3)~<:3)~<:3)~
Fanky, cheesebrrgrr!
Ur welkum, u deezerv dem!
mebbe yu shuld leaf.
Leaf??? I just got heer!!!!
Itz valyoobull!
Sumday will b wurf millyunz!!!
U haz stamps, Ai haz leebz
ai needs tew put dem in mai skrapbuuk
oar inna pyle unner ur bed. ai luv teh russlerusslerussle sownd wen ai roll in dem
Butt (!) den U kaynt jump inna pyl…
Kittehs nawt need mush hedruum tu jump inna pyle uf stuffs. dem can jump wiffowt eben leebing teh sunbeem dem iz napping in aifinkso. (ai haz seed owr old mawm kitteh swap endz inna sunbeem liek dis moar dan wunce.)
Butt (!) teh russlerusslerussle wil keep u wake awl nite. Izza win/looz/win sichooashun.
Plz to be leavin da leaves outside!
u neber let meh haz anee funz! *powts*
*pikz bluesfanz lower lip up off deh grownd.*
U kin playing wif deh leefz owtside!! But rite now, u kin haz a chokklit martoonee!!!
yay! fank u mai cween! *clinkee*
ai kan haz mai lip bak?
aib kabnt brink bery welf wibbowt mai libp, kthbxdribblol
*handz BF hur lip. *
oopz, sry bowt dat!! didn’t meen fur u tu going lipless!!
Lub mii, lub mai leevz!
Adn mai aksents
boddel brush tayl
crusht-up payperz
d…
*wabes fistees at modderayshuns*
Ded fings ai bring yoo
Eggspensib fings I bork
Floof sheddins ebreeware
G..
Dedlee pointee ends
Eerz, perkee
Furz, sawft an luxoorus
Gret big appetyte
Happee pawz maikin biskits
I…..
Inkredblol gud luks
Joiful catitude
Krinklee paypurrs
L…
Independance, mostly faned
Jumping abilolties
Kibblol eating crunchifiing
Lubs, wen I want fud
M…
Messis left fur yu tu step inn
Nestin failurz *shaeks fist et stoopy WP*
Opin dores
P….
P onna floor
Quikness wif wich I runz n frunt uv ur feets onna stairz
“ROWROWROWR” awl nite lawng
Sheddin on ur … um … evvyfing
T…
Teezing teh goggie
Untiein ur shooz
Victimizing teh pinny gig
W…
Waulin, catter
Xtreem champiunship hadbattin
Yuck in ur shoo
Zipzipzip rownd teh howse
Luuk owt foar strong windij wen u opin teh door, oar eles u get leevz inna howse wevver u want dem oar nawt.
Yup.
Dat has happined heer…teh stinkurz LUB chasin an killifyin teh eebil leebs
Awl teh leebz heer aer 2 soggee 2 get blowd bai teh wind.
an chewing on tehm and then spitting em out in yer shews!
Frenz, I am SO glad dat dis week iz ovur!
I even shooted “teh luuk of deth” to a co-irkur befoar nawt-sekkund brake dis moarnin!
Ai telled wun co-worker dis afternoon, “you stink.”
Ai usually duzzint sez doze fings owt lowd — but ai wuz partikyularlee angree abowt sumfin else at teh tiem.
Ai sit by mah staytment tho — she smelled rillee ickee. Ai asked mah cubicle-mayte if ai shud feel badlee about sayin wut ai sed, or if ai shud jus stick wiffit cuz it wuz teh troof & teh purrrrsun needed to heer dat she smelled ickee. She sed stik wif teh troof.
It’s someone who smokes & whose pores exude that smell — except that her body chemistry is not at all a good match for cigarette smoke. *shudder* Add to that the fact that I’m rather sensitive to cigarette smoke and that I haven’t yet gotten over my cough from when I was sick a couple of weeks ago.
Stinkee gurl wented away, fank CC!
ai mus leaf *snerk* yu nao – haz tu staup an due an eggsty wurk fing awn wai hoam…
fankees tu cweenmj fro postifien UK lubbly post frum yezturdai awn da cheeztown cryer
an happi burfdai tu mary Ov da tindrilz
sea yu awl awn mundain!!
Awtumm Leef Kitteh
spentdz awll moarneeng gavvurreengz
leev…. Wawntz dem Indoarz!
Prittee Wun sez “No
can haz!… Mebbee playz wiff demz
awn t3h Pattee~O?”
Awtumm Leef Kitteh
habz cawnfewzd. Getz moar leevz 2
maykz mutch beegurr pyle!!
Awtumm Leef Kitteh
knoez Liddill Wuns willz breengz lawtz
leevz Indoarz wiffz dem!!!!
Jack.
Letz sea wut kinds ub Leeeves ewe gotz there…
Aspen
Banananananana
Catalpa
D…
Dawgwud
Elm
Fir (otay, itza needul nawt uh leef)
G…
Ginko
Hornbeem
Ivy (nawt poyzn)
Juniper
K…
Kiwi
Lilak
Mayplol
N…
Nawty Pine
Oak
Poplar
Q….
Quercus (iz oak by notter name)
Red Maple
Sawtooth Aspen
T…
Tiiiiimmmmmmbbeeerrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!
ugly leefz
Virginya Kreeper
Willow
X….
Xylem n Phloem
Yew
Zinnia
Nawty Pine? iz dat Whut dey yoused to build teh Nawty Barn?
Ifn I memburz kreklee, dey yoozded nawtee pine 2 reebild da NB aftur da Grate Nawtee Barn Fyr lastist yeer…
*ahem* Skews mee – a must maek a korrecshun heer.
Ten Nawty Barn nebber reelee burned down. It wuz awl a dreem – laik Bobby returning awn Dallas.
If ene wun AKSHULLEE traied to burn down teh barn so carelesslee an reckelesslee az it wuz dun in teh dreem, ai wud go away frum heer an nebber com bak.
Marfa Stewart kitteh is heer to decorate yer house wif fall accents!
FTW!!! Yayk, gammacat!! I gibz u lebenty burgerz!!!!
FangQ mai kween! dis maid me LOL cuz I collectify fings, speshully MSLiving magazines!
Martoonee?
*hazza tray wif martoonees (all types), hawt chocklit, and sordid nibblols*
oh yesh!! I awlwayz reddy fur a chokklit martoonee!! Fankeez!
Cheez!!
Where beez teh 5pm lol?
hiloo ppl…ai iz zo board. ai wntz a chezburga. but dere iz no chezbugas. :’( some1 reply wit sometin…anytin..ai iz sooooo board!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Nah it might stroll….
It’s Pip!
Yes, Pip certainly loves leafes