Nefing u sai can n wil b yoozd aginst u n teh kort uv lol.

U can haz ryt tu tawlk tu a lolyur n can haz him b prezznt wif u wyl u b kweschund.

If u no haz munneez 4 a lolyur, u can haz wun dat b a poyntd tu u bai teh kort uv lol.

U can haz desydn tu egg sir syz tu dese ryts at n e tym n nawt ansur n e kweschuns oar mayk a staytmnt.

Duz u unnerstend dese ryts az ai hav eggs playnd dem tu u? U can has dese ryts n mynd, duz u wish tu tawlk tu us nao? Plskthxbai.

Ai sing deh udder virshun tu mai kittehs wen dey be bad. Aill sing dem deh new wurds negst taime.

But – mebbe – mama kitteh finks – “Gud, no kittehs! Ai ken haz awl bai maiselb!”

We hav had meneee parties wehn peeple cudn’t be there at teh taim – but droppt bai laytur wif burfday greetings an prezzies. No problim at awl!

Hav yoo traied uzing a live animal trap??? Taht is hao we ketched ar wild kittehs.

Teh week befoar mai dad died – five yeers ago – we had waht seemed to bee a feral kitteh hoo had four kittenz in ar truk shed. Az we ar awl kitteh luvers, we kept going aut to see teh baybees.
(Oh, an ai wuz feeding teh mama kitteh az soon az we foudn tehm – she wuz stafving – an gobbled up lotz of kitteh fud – moar than ai thot a kitteh cud eet!!)

An tehn she mooved them under teh barn where we cudn’t see them. Then she browt them out again – an no wun cud resist going to see them. So evenshoolee shee mooved them under teh barn again – an we dint see them again fur sebral weeks.

It tuk sebral weeks – but evenshoolee we caught tehm awl – wif teh live animal trap.

Ai kept too ov teh kittens – hoo were kwite wild – but nao ar verree tayme – that’s mai Glorfindel (Fin) an mai BC kitteh Fiona. They still wont let me pik them up – BUtt they LUV to be petted. An tehy sleep wif me – an cuddle then.

An mai sister Pyzi kept teh uther two – AND the mamacat. Hoo iz nao a reelee happee housecat – an nebber wants to go outside again.

But if yoo cud catch teh mamakitteh an hav hur “fixed,” that wud be wunderful. An if yoo feed hur, it mite turn out she iz really a tame cat hoo iz just afrayd ov stranjers.

{{{{{{PB}}}}} Deeling wif theze kittehs iz awlwaiz so hard. Becuz we noe just hao wunderful they reelee cud bee.

Hab a gud dai / arvo / niet !! Aime awf tu bai baiz nao !!

Wish they awl kuld git gud furever hoems. But I noes sum do nawt.

Mah huzbing and I reskyewed a blak and whyt tuxedo kittn last munth. We fownd her abanduned in a lokal game land. We gayv her sum noms – oh she wuz so skinneh, so hongry! – and tuk her to teh lokal PAWS groop hoo duz annymal reskyew. They duz nawt kill enny kittehs. {{{PAWS}}} I alreddy hav a kitteh – Huzbing sez, pleez, just wun kitteh, kthx, no moar.

I watched theyr Web site but still no pikshor of her. And I rote them a note and asked and got no reply. Mah sister sez teh nyce laydeez hoo wurks ther noes teh gems when they seez them and prolly wun of them tuk her rite in. Thatz why no pikshor for adopshun on teh Web site. (Mah sister and I has agreed if we duzzint noes teh ending uf such storehs, we tries to giv them a happeh ending. Why nawt?)

So – I tries to beleev she got a happeh ending. I naymed her Beauty. I still thinks abowt her.

Itz reelee eezee – an lotz ov fun!

Yoo just say waht yoo are wearing – RIGHT az yoo ar sitting there at yur compewter. If yoo just got out ov the shower an ar waring a towel – oar maybe nuthing at awl – that iz teh “yoo ar” part!

An then yoo bring yur favorite dish to teh partee buffay. There will be a table set up for yoo to put it awn.
An at teh same taim, yur prezzie – oar just burfday wishes – fur teh wun we ar ceebrayting.

An then just stay an chat!

An then – MOAR joi! ~ TOMORROW

ON CATURDAY, TEH 21ST DAY OV NOVEMBRRR 2009
ICHC taim 8 AM (teh THURD LOL ov teh day),
PST 11AM, Noon MT, 1 PM CST, 2 PM EST, 7 PM TTI an 8 PM Yurp!

We will Silly Brate teh BURFDAY ov ar deer beloved, wunderul

LUNARMOMMY!!! an awlso cyoot littlol TAYA

EBREEWUN iz ov corse moast cordiallee invited to bee there!

Tehre will bee caek (wif whippee creem an/oar aiez creem) an cawfee an tee. Thoz fur hoom teh sun iz ober teh yardarm can awlso hav teh choklit martooneez.

Yoo may bring uther gud thingz fur teh buffay tayblol. An ov corse, prezzies ov awl kinds ar encoorajed!

OH BURGHERZ OV CHEEZLAND!!

Ai bring yoo gud taidings ov grate joi. Becuz today

FRIDAY, THE 20 DAY OF NOVEMBRRRRR 2009
When teh ICHC clok strikez 6 AM ~ The Thurd LOL ov teh Day ~
(aka 9AM PST, 10AM MT. 11AM CST, NOON EST, 5PM TTI & 6PM Yurp ~

There will be a HYOOJ (I hope) Celery Brashun in honor of the BIRTHDAY of
That Tendrilled Darling ov ICHC ~
Teh Wun, the Only, the Many -

MARY O’ SPOCKN

aka Chopp’d Livah Grrl, Sweetpea, MayWee, Mais Oui, Mais Non, Maus’s Ebil Princess AND her pet FyoomiGater

EBREEWUN iz moast hartilee invited.

It will bee a potluck/Come az yoo ar!!
Yoo may bring shwimps in awl kinds ov deelishus vershuns az well as other dellishusn an nootrishus refreshmints an drinkses and prezzies.

(But pleeeeez leeve the Roundup an awl snipperz, hoez, macheteeez, etc) at hoam!!) Whooo hooo!! See yoo there!

-”Bein black on a friday nite!”

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