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WE KNOW paws on the wall and spread em
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cairful wair yu put yer hans, plzthx
Doant put us bak insied ….
Gud Morning! Oar (insert time zone heer)
Fur enewun hoo duznt noe yet!!
OH BURGHERZ OV CHEEZLAND!!
Ai bring yoo gud taidings ov grate joi. Becuz today
FRIDAY, THE 20 DAY OF NOVEMBRRRRR 2009
When teh ICHC clok strikez 6 AM ~ The Thurd LOL ov teh Day ~
(aka 9AM PST, 10AM MT. 11AM CST, NOON EST, 5PM TTI & 6PM Yurp ~
There will be a HYOOJ (I hope) Celery Brashun in honor of the BIRTHDAY of
That Tendrilled Darling ov ICHC ~
Teh Wun, the Only, the Many -
MARY O’ SPOCKN
aka Chopp’d Livah Grrl, Sweetpea, MayWee, Mais Oui, Mais Non, Maus’s Ebil Princess AND her pet FyoomiGater
EBREEWUN iz moast hartilee invited.
It will bee a potluck/Come az yoo ar!!
Yoo may bring shwimps in awl kinds ov deelishus vershuns az well as other dellishusn an nootrishus refreshmints an drinkses and prezzies.
(But pleeeeez leeve the Roundup an awl snipperz, hoez, macheteeez, etc) at hoam!!) Whooo hooo!! See yoo there!
An then – MOAR joi!
~ TOMORROW
ON CATURDAY, TEH 21ST DAY OV NOVEMBRRR 2009
ICHC taim 8 AM (teh THURD LOL ov teh day),
PST 11AM, Noon MT, 1 PM CST, 2 PM EST, 7 PM TTI an 8 PM Yurp!
We will Silly Brate teh BURFDAY ov ar deer beloved, wunderul
LUNARMOMMY!!! an awlso cyoot littlol TAYA
EBREEWUN iz ov corse moast cordiallee invited to bee there!
Tehre will bee caek (wif whippee creem an/oar aiez creem) an cawfee an tee. Thoz fur hoom teh sun iz ober teh yardarm can awlso hav teh choklit martooneez.
Yoo may bring uther gud thingz fur teh buffay tayblol. An ov corse, prezzies ov awl kinds ar encoorajed!
AND- fur enewun hoo duzznt noe what a “com az yoo ar partee” is ~
Itz reelee eezee – an lotz ov fun!
Yoo just say waht yoo are wearing – RIGHT az yoo ar sitting there at yur compewter. If yoo just got out ov the shower an ar waring a towel – oar maybe nuthing at awl – that iz teh “yoo ar” part!
An then yoo bring yur favorite dish to teh partee buffay. There will be a table set up for yoo to put it awn.
An at teh same taim, yur prezzie – oar just burfday wishes – fur teh wun we ar ceebrayting.
An then just stay an chat!
Gud Wurk JCH4K !! Ai cannut get tu Mary0’s LOL, butt(!) ai sendt hur a messig !! Cheez !!
OH – I shud hav sed – yoo can awlwaiz com layter, too! Teh partee will awlwaiz bee there.
We hav had meneee parties wehn peeple cudn’t be there at teh taim – but droppt bai laytur wif burfday greetings an prezzies. No problim at awl!
yesh, that is me today… can’t be teher at 12… but i will try to stop by latur!
can’t be here tomorrow atall! I has a weekend trip…. so I will leave birfday wishes wif teh BF for LM 
And
[pats down kittehs]
Yew don’t hab N-E-fing dat will poke me, dew ya?
Liek pointy endz?
EEP!
Sorree !! Ai wuz itchee nd wontid tu skretch nd yu wer in teh wai !!
* Hey Sox, get reddy tu flea .. !! *
[applies Hartz collar tew suspress teh Sox's fleaz]
Weeve bean collared !! Ai wont a loi-yur !!
T’wasnt us… T’was Buster neggst door…
Ohai Nenne !! Adn hao iz yor No Vegan Furr Wrist cat ?? No moar prollemz ??
mebbeh outsied creating havvok?
butt moar likeleh on the couch taking his furst of two 12 hr naps he has to get in the nekst 24 hrs…
Heez gotta kepe himz stregnth up ai supp-hose !!
Ai gabe mai stray sum sliest ham toniet adn shi ran daon teh bak yard mewlin fur hur lorst kittenz. Teh wun remaning wuz bizzy plaien nere teh haus. Tehn mumcat ran bak in cornfuzion, stil wiv teh ham in hur teef foar teh kitteez hu arnt heer. Shi finalee eetid it coz teh babee stil ignoarz solid fuds. Maeks mi feel a littlol gillty for a littlol wiel !!
poor thing… I hope she’ll get over the confusion soon… How old are the kittens???
Six week week weeks !! Teh wun leffed wos teh runt ob teh litter adn iz stil nawt tempted by fud ! Ai tihnk anubber weke oar twu wil be enuff, tehn ai wil bi abel tu cat-ch hur !!
o.O – not tu makes u feel guilty – but isn’t that a bit young??
I’ve always hurd that they shud be around 10 week week weeks…
But – I noes the kittehs are saef – I just feels sad for momkitteh who dusn’t understand wut happined…
{{{{{{PB, momkitteh an kitten}}}}}}
Prolly a bit yung, butt(!) tehy onli get wilder if nawt taiken urli adn tehn tehy woodnut maik gud petz for adoptificaishen !!
Teh no-kill shelta haz chainjed pollisee for kitteehs taht ar unsootibull petz,sew mum-cat wood be put daon afta eight daiz as shi clors adn ecsapes enni tiem ai hab tride tu catch hur bi teh nekk !! Maibe ai wil catch hur wun dai …. maibe nawt …. !!
ah – I understand…
Well – you gotta do wut you gotta do! She’ll probably stick around if you feed hur – do they have a catch-spay-release program at the shelter?
they donut do that here – the winter is to coald to let kittehs out again… they have a few farmers taking them as barn-kittehs wuns the tutoring has been done…
Teh municipal pownd kilz tehm awl aftur 8 daiz. Teh cat shelta kilz sik wunz aftur 8 daiz tuu. Adn if tehre iz no ruum. Adn if tehy ar tuu wield…..
Ooh! Ai furrgawt !!
{{{{{ Nenne }}}}} 
Fnks fur lissning !!
{{{Nennepus}}} {{{PoussinBoi}}} {{{Momcats and kittns}}}
Wish they awl kuld git gud furever hoems. But I noes sum do nawt.
Mah huzbing and I reskyewed a blak and whyt tuxedo kittn last munth. We fownd her abanduned in a lokal game land. We gayv her sum noms – oh she wuz so skinneh, so hongry! – and tuk her to teh lokal PAWS groop hoo duz annymal reskyew. They duz nawt kill enny kittehs. {{{PAWS}}} I alreddy hav a kitteh – Huzbing sez, pleez, just wun kitteh, kthx, no moar.
I watched theyr Web site but still no pikshor of her. And I rote them a note and asked and got no reply. Mah sister sez teh nyce laydeez hoo wurks ther noes teh gems when they seez them and prolly wun of them tuk her rite in. Thatz why no pikshor for adopshun on teh Web site. (Mah sister and I has agreed if we duzzint noes teh ending uf such storehs, we tries to giv them a happeh ending. Why nawt?)
So – I tries to beleev she got a happeh ending. I naymed her Beauty. I still thinks abowt her.
Thx Grem !! Itz a gud fing to be nies tu teh aminols !!
Ai wuz tuu attatched tu mai awl kitteez adn ai hab nawt gibbon enni naems tu teh straiz foar taht raisen !!
Hab a gud dai / arvo / niet !! Aime awf tu bai baiz nao !!
Ai fink we need fud…
more than that – we need chocklit an hazelnut torte and then sum lemming drizzlol mooffeens
and sum tee an cawfee an warm spiced applol syder…
If they change policies then can no longer call them selves a no-kill shelter. Did they advertise in paper that they are now a kill in 8 days shelter. If not advertise change in policy then maybe U can sue them to change policy back?
Oh PB!! They kill them?? After just 8 daiz? That is soo sad.
Hav yoo traied uzing a live animal trap??? Taht is hao we ketched ar wild kittehs.
Teh week befoar mai dad died – five yeers ago – we had waht seemed to bee a feral kitteh hoo had four kittenz in ar truk shed. Az we ar awl kitteh luvers, we kept going aut to see teh baybees.
(Oh, an ai wuz feeding teh mama kitteh az soon az we foudn tehm – she wuz stafving – an gobbled up lotz of kitteh fud – moar than ai thot a kitteh cud eet!!)
An tehn she mooved them under teh barn where we cudn’t see them. Then she browt them out again – an no wun cud resist going to see them. So evenshoolee shee mooved them under teh barn again – an we dint see them again fur sebral weeks.
It tuk sebral weeks – but evenshoolee we caught tehm awl – wif teh live animal trap.
Ai kept too ov teh kittens – hoo were kwite wild – but nao ar verree tayme – that’s mai Glorfindel (Fin) an mai BC kitteh Fiona. They still wont let me pik them up – BUtt they LUV to be petted. An tehy sleep wif me – an cuddle then.
An mai sister Pyzi kept teh uther two – AND the mamacat. Hoo iz nao a reelee happee housecat – an nebber wants to go outside again.
But if yoo cud catch teh mamakitteh an hav hur “fixed,” that wud be wunderful. An if yoo feed hur, it mite turn out she iz really a tame cat hoo iz just afrayd ov stranjers.
{{{{{{PB}}}}} Deeling wif theze kittehs iz awlwaiz so hard. Becuz we noe just hao wunderful they reelee cud bee.
{{{J4K and Pyzi and theyr reskyewed kittehs}}}
Thx Janet !! Awl kitteez in mi state hab tu be rejisterd adn chipped adn collard wiv a tag. (Strangulation hazard IMHO).
Adn in sum areas, confined at awl tiemz. Ai cannut see tihs happning. Teh eight daiz iz onli a delay in case tehy wer lost.
Okey, gotta go nao. Bai !! * waves *
An der liefe is so hard! TNR – trap-neuter-release at leest helbs lower de pupulashun over taieme, an iz eesier fur deh remaining kittehz naut to have ta be muffers.
Awww…nau ai hazza SAD!!!!
But – mebbe – mama kitteh finks – “Gud, no kittehs! Ai ken haz awl bai maiselb!”
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AND Chopp’d Livah Grrl, Sweetpea, MayWee, Mais Oui, Mais Non, Maus’s Ebil Princess AND FyoomiGater
kwik! hides teh catnip!
[Lites and hide snip in NC's lungs]
no, no, officer! I’z innoscent
Ai herd yu wer at yor fence last niet !!
Whu ratted awn us ??
Oar wuz it taht stool-pidgeon ??
Aunty Mable gibs pidgeon uh dirty look.
Taht pidgenz nawt teh jale-burd, yew kno.
Sox haz awlreddi dun life 8 tiems ovuh !!
[NC pawnders wut hii wuld dew wif 8+1 lives]
Alcohol hangover – Find a cure
Be excellent tew each other
Call in sick tew wurkity foar gno reezun moar often
D…
Dine on cabiar ebbree week
Enjoi nawt maiking teh saem misstaiks
Find teh kwestchun foar 42
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Gueetahr – lurn tu play at last…
H…
Heave owt teh junk frum teh larst lief ..
Invest fur teh fyootcha (doan wanna start poor !!)
Join nyu communiteez
Kleen teh shed
L..
LOL earlly and often
Make more friends
Nasty, never be
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Uh cleer cayse ob feline profiling.
Go ahed nd confess !! Whut, teh cat gawt yor tung ??
I will try to be a fly on the wall. Like what these two kittehs are looking at.
Doant jus walk arownd in surclolz !! Be hu yew ar (fly, ob corse) oar yewl kum tu a paw end !
“Wats teh charge offisur?”
-”Bein black on a friday nite!”
Stop resisting, don’t make me use my taser.
Resistin cuddlez
Two suspected catburglars – CAUGHT! – gnus at elebenty!
LOL
LCB?! Iz dat yu? Naw, kannawt be – no mask….
is probableh two of hur minyons… the less well-trayned wuns…
Bad boys, bad boys
Watcha gonna do
When they come for you?
Bad boys, bad boys!
NO! NO! It’s:
Bad kittehs, bad kittehs
Whatcha gonna do?
When the goggeh comes for you?
Bad kittehs, bad kittehs!
No hoomans give ‘em no noms,
Oh, vets always givin ‘em shots
Bad kittehs, bad kittehs
Whatcha gonna do?
When the goggeh comes for you….
Oh, dats mush-mush bedder!
Ai sing deh udder virshun tu mai kittehs wen dey be bad. Aill sing dem deh new wurds negst taime.
Make sure the kettehs are read their bill of rightz!
gremlin – eff u tuk ur reskew to deh shelter recentlee, mebbe dey stihl makkin her fat n sassy an makkin shur she wehl.
An den she gotta be awl figsed uhp so no bebbees, an dat maight be on hold fur a whaile till she fat, an eff she be yung, she gotta get old enuf furst. Ken u drawp bai deh shelter an inquire?
freez. dant muuff or ill shoot
U can haz ryt tu remayn sylunt
Nefing u sai can n wil b yoozd aginst u n teh kort uv lol.
U can haz ryt tu tawlk tu a lolyur n can haz him b prezznt wif u wyl u b kweschund.
If u no haz munneez 4 a lolyur, u can haz wun dat b a poyntd tu u bai teh kort uv lol.
U can haz desydn tu egg sir syz tu dese ryts at n e tym n nawt ansur n e kweschuns oar mayk a staytmnt.
Duz u unnerstend dese ryts az ai hav eggs playnd dem tu u? U can has dese ryts n mynd, duz u wish tu tawlk tu us nao? Plskthxbai.
Aifinks it wuz Ron White whu sayd “Ai hadz teh rites tu remayn sylent, butt ai didunt haz teh abiliti.”
Dats mai problum tuuuu!!!!!
Wow.
Are these the accomplices of the kitty in the police video yesterday?
the editorial commentary behind this piece of news footage mentions the dangers of being black on that side of town, at that time of night.
Weird, these two look just like my old two cats, Dawny and Charcoal. They were sisters. But those two look JUST like them. o.o