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sum kittehz jus kent hoyld eet!
w00t! conga rats, merengue skwirllols, and salsa chips, on solo taupe spot!
*conga rats foarm conga line parade out onto staeg*
*cue musick*
♪Her name was LOLa, she was a sho skwirrlol,
whif jello purfume in teh air, and an earworm in her hair…
oh noes, not teh lolla earwurm agin ***sighs thinking fondly of lonely goatherd***
***slight noise on teh breez inna bakground….
high on a hill, hill, hill
hill
hill”
*snurt*
Oh, noez!! I has a dansing goat in a dress on a hilltop stuck in mah minds eye!!!
nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
whut, u haz EYEwurm??
teh hillls are alive!!!!
…wif da sownd uv “Naa-aa-aa-aa”
That will never be!
Noe, moar liek Billee Goat Gruff
Billie Goat not-exactly-gruff, more like
Cheezes twice — geddin teh car!!!
♫ Teh hills are aliev — an itz gettin fritening… ♫
Wif the sounz of mucus.
o rly?
dis iz ufny – ai has tree moyr performensus dis weaknd, den teh show iz dun!
DONT FURGET TOMORROW!!
An then – MOAR joi!
~ TOMORROW
ON CATURDAY, TEH 21ST DAY OV NOVEMBRRR 2009
ICHC taim 8 AM (teh THURD LOL ov teh day),
PST 11AM, Noon MT, 1 PM CST, 2 PM EST, 7 PM TTI an 8 PM Yurp!
We will Silly Brate teh >b>BURFDAY ov ar deer beloved, wunderul
LUNARMOMMY!!! an awlso cyoot littlol TAYA
EBREEWUN iz ov corse moast cordiallee invited to bee there!
Tehre will bee caek (wif whippee creem an/oar aiez creem) an cawfee an tee. Thoz fur hoom teh sun iz ober teh yardarm can awlso hav teh choklit martooneez.
Yoo may bring uther gud thingz fur teh buffay tayblol. An ov corse, prezzies ov awl kinds ar encoorajed!
I nawt b aybull 2 be dere, sew…
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URLEE HAPPEE BURFDAI 2 U
URLEE HAPPEE BURFDAI 2 U
URLEE HAPPE BURFDAI DEER LUNARMOMMY & TAYA
URLEE HAPPEE BURFDAI 2 U!
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I givz U ur birfdai prezzeez urlee 2 — majiklolee-refillin boksiz uv kitteh-shaypt chokklitz wif sordid kreemee fillinz!
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JPAQC — sintz I nawt can be dere, kin U roal owt n seddup da portibble bar n buffay tayblol? I wood upreesheeayt dat!
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Lunarmommy — I gess I can haz uh burfdai dansdansdans wif U anuvver tym…
aw, aahz, fank yoo! yoo iz alwayz such a gennilman. taht iz very sweet – in more wayz tahn wun!! *noms choklits* yesh, we must habbing a burfday dans anovver time – iz alwayz SUMWUN’s burfday in cheezland!!
We KOOD can haz UN-burfdai dansdansdansiz — aftur awl, iz awlmoast AWLWAIZ owr un-burfdai heer!
Happee urly burfday, lunarmommy. U iz mai first an curintlee oanlee frend, ai weel nevr furget dat.
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..(il),-”…….(li),’ ((!.-’
Srry, myt nawt maykit tiw teh parteh.
Yes, ov CORSE ai will!!! An thankz!!
Catena iz awl aloan in teh tawp spawt! Comgraburelayshuns adn woot!
Woot woot!!!! yu haz an soloe nawt sekkund!!!
*fundrus aplolsause ob da floofy kine*
dans dans hapi dans!
Yay!! Potatoes for all!
mmm… fronsch fryez… mmm…
Conga Ratz!
~~(_C”.>~~(_C”.>~~(_C”.>~~(_C”.>~~(_C”.>
Ebbery Caturdai nite hii does tihs…
Does this remind u of anybuddy, Piggeh?
(If u say “Yes, it reminds me of u, LCB” u are SO getting hedbatted.)
*wis-purrs* Kerful, LCB — himz mite LIEK hedbattin…
No worries. I has been practicing wif my Wii Hedbat. I has reached teh level of Black Barrette. Hi-YAH!
Haow lawng til U reech teh level uv Goald BananaClip?
Soon… soon.
as long as it isn’t a black Beretta. Yikes!
O noes. Never. LCB loves firemans and hates firearms. *nod with a vigorous*
You wants the armless fires? Poor, defence-less (tho why fires needs fences, I duzznt kno) fires wifout feetses or armses…..
Watt abowt bearz? Duz U suppoart da rite 2 arm bearz?
Oar to run around in teh summer wif bare arms???
ha! my arms is old enuff they no longer luks so grate when bared…in spite of wait-lifting.
Lifting waitz duzzn’t do it???
Ai had ohai hoeps. . . .
hiii hoaps
u had hii hoaps
pi n the sky
of the
hii hoaps
kant taik him aniware
mus tayk him tweis – sekkund tyem tu ehpolagijz!
duz him has snaek tattu?
Lil oring kittehs shoudnt go down path of ruin lyk I did! Catnip led me on a grate jerney far frum home. Cheezfrends can read my cat tail in the buk my Dad writed that cums to Amazon around Catmas.
*spikes punch wif catnip*
that’s not *Hawaaian Punch* is it? *ducks, just incase it be re enactment 0 old tb commershuls*
“Howd U liek uh nys Ohai-LOL-ian punch?”
No, is not that kine of punch. We was soaking our feets innit earlier. Is whut u call Plantars Punch. *nods*
dis wun, wun, wun??
punch
Wishin MaryO a berry happi birfdai (an awl her incarnayshuns!)
Fangs!
*peeks around corner into kichen to see if dere be any caeks…oar cukkiees?*
Ai haz bean bizzee baykin awl sorts uv caek an cukkies in onner uv dis orspishus dai! Halp ur selbs – plentee fur awl!
**an ai been hidin in teh corner eeetin ‘em**
Sept 4 da triplol-chokklit wunz — I bin gittin dem rite owtta da uvvin…
Myned u doan’t bern ur mouf! teh meltid chokklit chips can gib u a nasty bern!
Ai brawtted tihs vine ssspuritzer–teh vine iz floorul an frootie wif a grassie noz. Happeh birfday to everiebuddies’ favorite plant!
“vine spritzer” LOL!!
Kinda fittin, given hooz burfdai it iz, don’cha finksew?
:::snoik:::
sipsipsip* fangs! love da frooty vine!
ohai anni, did yoo see yestirday wher cheezbrrgrr did a portrayt ob yoo wif teh punk chew ayshun signs? iz heer!
Thx, Ai mist dat! Cheezbrrgrr iz berry clebber!
*cue music*
♪itz my pate and i’ll cry if i want to…*crryyy if i want to…
*heddesk*
* rolls in teh heaby loaded serbing cart *
NAwt tu crai pls CLG. Ai haz elebentee playtturs uf
sordid shwimps jus fur U.
U want tu start wif teh jumbo shwimp oar teh shwimp salud sammiches?
Happitayle Burfdai!!
*scampers in for a midnite shnack*
fangs!
♥ ♪ ♥ ♫ ♥
♪ ♥ ♫ ♥ ♪ ♥ 
♫ ♥ ♪ ♥ ♥ ♫ ♥ ♪ 
c ♥ ♪ ♥ 
♫ ♥ ♪ ♥ ♫ 
♪ ♥ ♫ ♥ ♪ ♥ 
♫ ♥ ♪ ♥ ♫ ♥ ♪ ♥ 
♪HAPPEY BIRFDAY TO YOO ♫
♫ HAPPEY BIRFDAY TO YOO
HAPPEY BIRFDAY ♪ DEER MARY0SPOCKN ♫
♫ HAPPEY BIRFDAY TO YOOOOOOUUUUU!! ♫♫
♥ ♪ ♥ ♫ ♥ ♪ ♥
AND Chopp’d Livah Grrl, Sweetpea, MayWee, Mais Oui, Mais Non, Maus’s Ebil Princess AND FyoomiGater
Ai am waring blak pantz an mai red stripee shurt – which is nao – YAAAAAY way too biG!!!;)
Ai hav wif me a bit platter ov deelishus debilled eggzes. Ai heer tehy ar a grate fasvorite ov Dr. TinyCat.
An ai bring az a prezzie – Ta DAAAAAH!! A NOO washer an dryer!!! An teh best part iz – tehy ar majiklol!! Yoo hav awnltee to THINK teh setting – an *poof*
itz waht ebber yoo want it to bee!!
YAY!!!
*releesus virtuel belloonz su noe hayrm tu wildlief!*
@ ¤ § Ф ξ ά φ ς @ ¤ § Ф ξ ά φ ς @ ¤ § Ф ξ ά φ ς @ ¤ § Ф ξ ά φ ς
WOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
IT’S MARY O PARTEE TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HAPPY BIRFDAY MARY O!!!!
YUR DONKEE LUBS U!!!!!
I has prezzy furr u!! Is comin in teh mail!! It will involve teh buyingz ub SHRIMPS!! REAL LIFE shrimps!!! woooooohooooo!!!!!
and here i has a hartwarming video furr u! Happy wunnermuss birfday!!
(lets see if dis wurks…)
The Orangutan and the Hound @ uZood.com
Oh, this iz SOO sweeet! But it seems to me, sumhao, teh goggie an teh Orangutan must hav bin frenz frum befoar.
Happy birfday, MaryO’!!! (and 2 awl teh ovver purrsunalities that haz splitted orf and come togevver again)
Direkt frum teh Jet Blue terminal at JFK, I send to you frum teh tapas restaurang, a platter ov shrimps, garlic calamari, and grilled oktopuss!
And hugs and luvs, too. SCHMOOS!
nomnomnomnom* bref*nomnomnomnom* fangs!
Mary, I also haz gift ovva stoopivsoror! Iz naet whut you fink…izza phazer-shaped stun gun, dat stoopivizes stoopy stoopivosors so that they are unable to bovver annywun. Dey holds still like stachoos, and yu can paints dere fayses, or put reefs on dayr heds, or do annyfings!@
As if you’d want to.
Happy birfda, Mary!. I’m so glads you r here in my lyfe.
*awwwwwwww*
is purrrrrfect gift. and fangyou for allllllllll teh encouraging and kind words. {{{{{{{{{{{{booklion}}}}}}}}}
Stoopee VLC woan let mii cee dis cozza coppee-rite prollums.
mee neever.
*puts them under lock-n-key so kimkiwi won’t steal them*
teh washer n dryer, not teh lolofant or da hownd.
gives most favorite donkey in da whole wide whirrled a ginormouss h\{{{{{{hug}}}}}}}}}}}}}}]. Here, share a parfait whif me?
No tricks tooday???
*pulls owt a parfay sized spoon*
An this from ar deer Princess Mu – hoo may – oar may nawt be able to come.
*SWIFFFFPPPPTTT*
* a rope falls frum the celing, and Princess mu, dressed in black silk pants and tanktop, wiff hur hair in a tight braid slides down it*
*looks around wildly as she lands ( cat like, naturaly)*
*spots Mary*
Mu glides over to Mary and wispurrs:
Madam O’Spockin,
U am an inspuration, and a celebration. u has bin here to maek us laff and help us tell stories. U am clevur and brite an we will always luv u
* gifts Mary wiff a silver and emerald head dress*
* stands on tip toe to place it on top of hur tendrills.*
the silver tendrils of the head dress curl around Mary’s reel tendrils and the emreald peas sparkel n the light
Mu reaches out and Marys tendrils wrap around hur fingers.
* they smile*
* a comotion is hurd outside*
“they’ve found me!”
my nemisis Werk, has located me!
Wiff quick kisses awl around fur hur cheeseies
mu sprints for the balcony, launches hur pink princess addition cross bow, and repels down the side of the bulding…
Faintly is hurd “Happy burfday Mary”
an wiff dat shi is gone.
O, iz we spowsta b teh taylin watt we iz warin 2 da pardee?
Well, ai nounced it az a “com az yoo ar” partee.
Yoo awnlee do that fur that kind – but ai think a lot ov peepl mist itt!
(Pssst, Janet! I leaved a message that I want u to see on teh thred from yesterday. Is teh important. kthxbacktotehpartynow)
*whispurrs* OK. Ai’ll go luk. Can yoo bee teh hostess heer fur a wile?? kthxbaktotehthred
U bet!
Ok, everyones! I will be coming around to collect ur
valuablesguest feesdonashuns to teh Plant A Plant In Mary’s Honor Fund.*donate*
Watt kynda plantz iz we doughnaytin 4?
*donates a plant insted ub a monee*
**smirks**
oh, noez, is a silver dollar plant!
*heddesk*
I thotted munneez nawt b teh growin awn treez..
I musta mist it 2 — I gotted owt mai gug dudz:
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gug = gud
Dat punch iz awlriddee spykt…
Verrry spiffy! You cleanz up nice!
Fanky — oanlee awn speshlol ukayshunz
ooh, snazzy!
Ai ar waring blak jeen taystfully enhanssed wif cat hayre, adn a strypey tee shurt, adn a turkoyz hoody swetter. Adn mai faberit bloo swayd shoos!
An THIS in frum Jk2Kitteh – hoo iz nawt ablol to com today.
I’d love to come, but we’re racing this weekend (no innerwebs at the track)
- perhaps you can send my birfdai fishes to both of them for me? I’ll send
some choklit an champagne too, if you wouldn’t mind…
From the racetrack in Northern California -
jk
jk2kitteh
lurvely P Mu, simpleee lurvely!!!
An heer iz hur fud! It wuz way in teh bak an a cudn’t find it!
*NOK NOK NOK*
house of Mu delivery service!
We am looking fur Janet ov the 4K.
We recieved an urgent note via dove tew deliver this stuff tew dis party today
* 6 pretty yung ladies in silvur coats and cream colored tunics
enter the room*
The nawt second lady has a huge tray filled wiff pastries containing minced shrimp
and cream cheese
the second lady has a diced cucumber and tomato salad wiff a vinergerette dressing
the third lady has a tray ov deviled eggs
the forf lady has crusty bread and a pot of hot cheese
da fifth lady has a huge decantur of pino greegio balanced awn hur hip
da sixth lady has a large pitch of martoonies
Enjoy!!!
Wiff luv frum Princess Mu
jamamakitty haz vizhuns ob lurvely ladies croozin down teh danubes eetin lurvely orz durves…..listin rite an den left to teh sound ob teh waltzs!!
NOM!! [Politely leaves a few remnants for teh guests]
♪ ♫ Hippo Birdees Two Ewes ♪ ♫
♪ ♫ Hippo Birdees Two Ewes ♪ ♫
♪ ♫ Hippo BIRDee Deer Ewe, ♪ ♫
♪ ♫ Hippo Birdees Two Ewes! ♪ ♫
(n minnee moarrrrr….)
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Ohai, Mais Oui! I brung U uh prezzint –itza purdee red-foyl-kubberd boks uv kitteh-shaypt chokklitz wif sordid kreemee fillinz. N da bestist part iz dat winebber U kloaz da boks, da nekst tym U oapin it iz full agin! Sew U nebber hasta runz owtta chokklitz agin!
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*Aahz rolls out and sets up the portable bar and buffet*
Nomz n dreenkeez 4 ebbreewun 2 sillybrayt Mais Oui’s burfdai!
A berri happey birfday to yu awl Mary!!!
I bringing yu a byootimus bunch of flours, wiv lotz of traylin leeves and tendrils adn a crystal varse, sparkloling in teh sunshyne, to putting tehm in.
I juss comin in mai jeens adn blak jumper, butt putting teh sparklolly nekliss on furr pardy tyme!
yay! happy burfday maryospocknsweetpea!! fank yoo for all teh funny an wunderful fings yoo say on ICHC! becawz it iz almost crissmiss time, i haz bringd yoo sum byootiful ormanints to hanging frum yor tendrils (i kan getting tehm frum heer) so yoo will be eben more byootimuss tahn yoo alreddy are for teh hollydays!
i iz wering wite sneekers, blakk jeans, tukoyze top wif gavverd nekk an 3/4 lengf sleevs, an my trusty tan cardigan ober it cawz wuz a liddle chillee dis morning. i haz made applol-walnut-bran muffins wif a bunch ob lefted-ober kashi sereal i had, dried applol bits, applolsawse, an walnuts! iz very tasyty AN nootrishus!
oh, fang you, burfdae faery’s notebil twin! happy burfday to you, [ one day oily cuss i won't be hair tomorrow]. For your gift, i gibs you a gift Sir Tificate of one yr fwee unlimite’d serbice to halp you rid yr sef o dat nasssty troll schmell from teh faktry.
*spritzspritzspritz Eaoh h, du Laftah! on guests*
*passes out lil samplols of Scents of Humor laundry sheets which calm down the static you gets from da care trolls*
Happy birfdai, Mary, et al…yu can has multipLOL personalitiez??? I knowed bout sum of dem..but nawt awl. Hope you ALL have a wunnerful day!
DID nt chew know? is well kept sekkrit
well, ’twas a sekkrit, fur a wile…
Ar thoz avatarts wif rayzins oar daytes?? An ar thoz toll’ed haus cukkiez??
Shud ai put tehm awn teh buffay tablol??
Happy Birthday, Mary!
Yeh, I memburz win I hadded mai nawt-sekkund nip…
yu mus nawt has had enuff, den!
ohai soe kin ai……
et wuz an friedegg…..
noe waite…wuz an toosdee?……
uhhhh…………………..ooh dots
*eggshail*
waite….wut?
LOL!
*pushez inn a trawley piloled ohai wif plattererz ob shwimpz scampi, deep-fwied shwimpz, adn shwimp coktaylz*
get yur noms heer! Happy Birfdae!
*heh* At nawt-sekkund I reeded dis as “pushez inn a TRAWLER…” I wuz wundrin jess HAOW MUCH fud U spektid us to nom!
At leased parti kitteh hazza buddi tu look owt fur himz.
buddi iz teh dezignayted… um… wuteber it iz kittehs kant do wen tehys on teh nip.
Teh dexignaytid Stander-Up-Wifowt-Fawlink-Obur??
yup, taht.
*bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzt*
*lights flicker and dim across the globe*
*escalators escalate momentarily in the wrong direction*
*hairs stand up on the heads of all those with hair*
ok igor … fire it up!!!
*hyooge spout of multicolored sparks shoots up from roof of d’Beaker Laboratories*
*and disappears into the sky*
*and all is quiet*
*murmurs of disappointment from the crowd*
*murmurmurmurm another murmurm one murmur of murmur those d’beaker things that never werk who do they murmrmrmrmrmrmrm think they are anyway? mrmrmrmrm*
*suddenly
a ginormous and totally unexpectified O’Rora Borey Alias forms in the dark sky. It fills the whole sky from horizon to mo’rizon.
Happy Birthday to Mary O it says.
Well done, Igor. Say, where did you get the power cord to funnel the electricity up to the Aurora? What do you mean it used to be plugged in to something in Switzerland? And you told the police Mary O’ did it?
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ummmm, sorry folks, but ai think we can has a small problem …
murmrmurmurmurmurmurmur
OOOOOOOOOOoooooooo AAAAAAAAAaaaaaannnnn!!!
Elektricitee to teh Aurora????
Yoo dont meen ar flying Dawn Key, ai hoep!!!
*yip!*
OOOOOOOO!!!! Hao beautimus! Hey, why are dese swiss army guise here lukkin fur teh burfdai gurl….
*perks up eers* *luuks hoapful*
men in uniforms wiv chocolate?
Nawt just ENE choklit! SWISS choklit!!!!!
I’ll jist take dese swiss army guise (and dere choklit) outside. Day nawt inbyted tu the partee. I’ll bee bak in a few wyles.
*follows PH tew help*
wayt foar mee! wayt foar mee! ai saw ‘em nawt-sekkund!
Donut fite, laydeez, dere’s enuff tu go arownd. And dey are swiss army guise, so just wun ov dem can du manee fings at once!
I bolunteer to test seberal ov dose funkshuns. Wif teh raclette followed by chokolit, to restore energenies.
An maybee sum fondooo????
Ai cant lets yu go in aloan, BL – ai bolunteers wif yu!
*frows hursefl awn tawp ob neerist Swiss choklit an army guy*
oh, hoo needs a soopercollider fingie anyway wen iz MARYO’S BURFDAY!?!?!1?!!?11/!111??
VRRRRRRROOOOOOMMMMMM…………….
*williboi dribes da splortskar up tu da burfdai sillahbrayshun………
litley leeps owt warin an klingee leef grene tawp wif an lubblee sawft broun skurt an sinsiblol shewz*
OHAI dere sweetpea an crue …. ai haz browt an extree larje pladdur obs delisheesh jumboe prawnz fried inn beere battur wif tartur sauz fro dippin an an migsed grene saludwif awl sords ob beggiez…
*opins trunk ob splortskar an remobes larje flatt prezee rapped inn shinee paypur wif caskadin bunchiz ob kurled ribbuns *
yu kin opins wen ebbur yu wans…HAPPI BURFDAI!!!!
NOM! *hides shiny fings so LCB won’t yoink dem*
izzan rawt eyeron trellish fro yur tindrills tu gro awn an katch son raze
haz pritty steynd glaz flutterbai an dragunfli akscents awl ober et tu…
Oh noes, underage catnip abuse….dis calls fur an interbenshun!
jus got new batch ovs kitteh nipz in foar my 5 kitteh n nao thez are all passed out n happiz
lol, my kumo-kitteh luvs teh nip. him nokks it owt ob teh dish i put it in an rollz arownd on teh flore in it. my shiro-kitteh (hoo iz still owt walkin arownd teh wurld) wuld just luk at him wif disdayn, liek “yoo addikt, how undignifyed.”
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due nawt gib upps LM – ai hadd wun ob mai wurk streys dizpear fro da hole sommer wunce…. hee kaim bak aftur an grate beeg tomkat wint awai…
da tomkat deed nawt liek hims fro sum reesun……..
{{{{{{{{{{{shiro – yu goe hoam tudai!!}}}}}}}}}}}}
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fank yoo willy boi, i know teh oddz are not being gud but sumfing inside me sez to just keep wayting, not gibbing up hope yet.
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Mary O’Sporkin
habz a Birffday 2day! Tyme
2 playz Cheezpeepz Way!
Mary O’Sporkin
can habz Cheezburgrz, Cayk andz
Banilla Iess Creem!!
Mary O’Sporkin
can beez az sillee az hurz
wawntz! Hurz Birffday Gurl!!!
Jack.
*sigh*
Dat r nice.
yabbut, why on ear would he finkso i might get silly?!?!?!?!?
ear=earf
JUST when yoo thot yoo cudn’t get ene Sillee ear.
Parrothead flies obur teh crowd, trailing a banner that says, in flashing glittery leddurs,
Happy Happy Burfai to Mary O’Spockon, Chopp’d Livah Grrl, Sweetpea, MayWee, Mais Oui, Mais Non, Maus’s Ebil Princess and FyoomiGater!!!!
**Parrothead lands at the party**
Ohai! Ai am wherein stoopy werk clothes, bloo pands anna bloo an wyte sweedur, but furr dis party ai has donned my cheezburgur hat (wif dangloling pikklols).
A berry berry happee burfdai tu yu deer Sweetpea! I has brought you a bocks of schwimps, one fur eberee tendril. An it majikkly refills wenebur yu want! Pleez tu enjoi, and hab a wunnerful day!
**wandurs awf lukking fur teh bar, pikklols swaying merrily**
Teh Merrily Swaying Picklols would be a excellent name for a rock band.
Oar a pron muuvie.
*snort* LOL!
BWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!
Picklol pr0n?
*faints*
Donut tellin teh FailPeeps!
*wayves verra shinee smelloling salt bottlol under LCBs nose*
Wel, hao did yu fink day maed does liddol gurkins??
hahahah!
Stoopy bannur printurs, dey spelled burfdai rong.
owtrage!
*la la la la la*♪
*mi mi mi mi mi*♫
*ahem ahem*
Ai naow sings for Mary mai famblee’s speshul burfdae song. We donut noes wher it came frum, but mai momcat useta insist on singing it alla tyme. Cannot even find on interwebs! ??? is a mysteree.
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Tooodae iz ur burfdae and singing we saaaaaa-aaaaaay,
Best wishes too Mary, God bless u todae!
Wee sing u owr geetings so joyus an gaaaaaa-aaaaaay,
Best wishes too Mary, God bless u todae!
hmmm. Beatlols unplugged? fangs!
*aliens hovering above partay come closer after hearing byooooootiful singing of Tessmm 0 duberKittehs, Janet 0 401k, Jamamamamammakitteh, and otters*
uh ohes…
why stoopid quilty pix foar icon nstead ov pix i has uppyloadded?
Are u logged into WordPress?
If so, and if u just uploaded ur pix a few whiles ago, it might take a coupla minnits for them to catch up to u here. Try pressing CTRL-F5 (assuming u are using Windows) to refreshify teh screen. U mite has to does this a few times before ur new pix show up.
ohai sandra, for many helps yoo kan going to teh cheez town cryer, see “helpers an majik trikks.” to gets a abatar, yoo needs teh WeerdPress Akkownt an uplodes an pikshur to teh Gravatar avatar akkownt tehr. tehn wen yoo iz sined in on WP, yor abatar will show up!1! all teh instrukshins are at teh Cheez Town Cryer.
Welkom to cheezland!
Ohappee burfdae tu yu, deer Mary uv teh Hows uv Spock!! Foar yur prezzie ai has brawt a lyfsyz solled chawklit kitteh wif lurvlollee redd tendrulz awn itz hed.
Furr teh okayshun ai izz waren a ladeez vershun uv a tukseedoe wif teh OOH, SHINEY!!, sparklolee butunz. ‘Tis a speshul okayshun, afurtur awl!
Tihs izz teh bestest wae to sillybrate a Frideggdae evarr!!
Fangs!
Pleez, no fangs. I’m surrowndid by “just-before-dark-after-dusk-butt-nawt-quite-dark” (I can’t say the wurd, butt it startz wif “twilite” ) fanz hoo are going tu the muuvie tunite.
Heer is teh Happy Birfday song I learned to sing in teh High School Fronsch class. Teh YNNG in teh video has a acksent that makes teh former Fronsch teacher in me cringe, but is a lovely song all teh same.
Gros bisous!
Here’s teh lyrics:
Bon anniversaire, nos vœux les plus sincères
Que ces quelques fleurs vous apportent le bonheur
Que l’année entière vous soit douce et légère
Et que l’an fini, nous soyons tous réunis
Pour chanter en chœur :”Bon Anniversaire!”
but, duz gros bsous mean “gross=icky kisses”???
Of coarse not! It means, loosely translatified, “big, fat, sloppy, wet, smoochy kisses.” HOw could that possibly be icky? Hmph.
oooooooo. so that’s what a *fronsch* bisou is?
Happee birfday, maryosprokin/sweetpea, & mani mani mooorrr!!!
Been enjoin the site fore a bit now.
Love to all.
Is there any pizzza?
oar is it tooo craass to assk?
pizza?
u brotted pizza?
u like pizza tuu?
ai dont do fish of anni ki, sort, whatevers.
what kind of pizzzas do we wants?
Anchovies (yuck)
Bannannnas (?)
CHEESE mozzarelllaa
D…
(no anchovies!)
Dubble CHEEZE wiv
Extra CHEEZE!
Finely
Grated CHEEZE,
H…
Hamburger Bitz
Insaen amownts uv CHEEZE
Jalapeños (but nawt onna steeeeeck)
K…
Kielbasa sausij, thinlee slyced
Leekz, thinlee slyced
MOAR Mozzarella
N. . .
Nawt-sew-spysee sossij
Onyonz
Peprowneez
Q…
Queso blanco
Rocoto salsa on taupe 0 cheezy tapas
Salsa Chips, dey R mine, nacho yours
T…
Terry-ockee chikkin
Uvver nomalishus fingz
Verree ekstree-sharp cheddur
W…
Wydelee sprinklol’d blak ollivz
Xtra cheeze
Yellolow bell peppurz
Zingy tommaytoe saws
Yay! Italiana finishted owr Italian peetsa!
ai hazz mush eggspeareeyentz atz fynishen peetsa! LOL
*bake bake bake*
DING!!!!
Itz dun!!
*slyce slyce slcye*
Ai’m putting it awn teh boofay tablol nao!!
WOWWWW!
iz just backs from”fixin” the all-in-one” & see yall took the pizzas &ran!!
all i can say is “Wowzer, good jobs!!
>^;^<
iz gots to go fininsh reinstalling the all-in-one so it will scan.
later
concatulations to all birfday peepuls.
bye
“Happee birfday, maryosprokin/sweetpea, & mani mani mooorrr!!!”
Heh. Did u mean mani mani moar birfdays, or mani mani moar personalities?
*wisspurrs*
i finkso meaned mani moar shwimps an parfays. *nods solemly*
(whispurs) mani moar birfdays
>^;^<
Hippo Birdie to Mary!
Ai hopes you haz a wondermus day.
Ai iz still in my jammies cuz Ai is off frum werk-werk todai and iz being
lazy. Butt (snerk), Ai broughted popcorn shwimps, air popped popcorn,
lottza butteh for drizzling, and shakers of assorded flavors.
Your prezzie is out in da Princess Mu Meadow. All da butter-flies and dragon-flies and buzzble-beez haz correegated a danse for u!
*Lyrical muzic is herd wafting acrost teh meadow and da sound of hunderts of tiny wings is herd as teh insects take flight. Dey swarm dis way and dat way in loverly formations of tendrils and blossoms. As teh muzic swells, they gatther for the big finial-ly and spells out “Hippo Birdie, Mary” in da air.*
oooooo das nice. *sighs wiff a majination*
Oh, Fellow Janet – that wuz just GORGEOUS!!
Tanks!
awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Oh, happeh day to owr sweet MaryO! Mary, may yor yeer be filld with wunderful and beautimus things! Here, I brings yoo a liddlol gift. Is a golden amulet. With it yoo kin fynd whut has bin lost and also bring cumfurt to enny annymal kreechur. Is a pikshor of St. Anthony on teh frunt and of St. Francis on teh bak. And in teh middlol . . . is cheezlub.
{{{{MaryO}}}}}
*putz on am you let as getting reddy to go out…*
ebery buddy carry oon whif da partay, i haz stoopy stuff to doo, will be back later!!*
oh gremmie, ai haz vizhuns of teh goldn armulet bein pulled wib grabitashunal fors to LCB…. an many losted fings!! LOL
*gammacat comes running in, flowers flying out of her, err, hair*
Holp! its a blustery dai heer! Ai almost blew awai!
Happy Birthdai deer Mary! Ai put a magiclolly refilling platter of nomilishus shwimps in your fridge (for teh late nite munchees)
{{maryospockn}}
This wun???
Or this one??? One ov mai favrits!!
an heers teh burfday fairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to Kate.Mac an MaryO’Spockn an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today!! (maryO iz such a sweet gud-harted purrsun i know her duznt mind sharing her burfday wif ovvers ♥ ) i haz bringd… o mai, i duznt fink i knows maryO’s favrit caek! but i knows her lieks shwimps, so heer iz a shwimps buffay, an also fudjy burfday caeks, nommy apple caeks wif powder sugar on top, iskreem, sparkly party punch, poynty shiny party hats wif pompoms on top, an goodie bags filled wif yoyos taht wissle teh “star trek” theem wen tehy yoyos, mr spokk maskses, kandee, an shiny star tekk spayseship stikkers!! an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo!
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*puts on Spock mask over burgular mask*
*attempts Vulcan salute, pokes self in eye in teh process*
Lol long and prosper!
Fanks burfday fairy! **puts on poynty shiny party hat, pokes LCB in her otter eye** Ooops, sawree. Dese fings are poynty!
giglols. wheeeeel make you a trekkie, yet, lcb.
TTFN be back later, ‘kay? behave while i yam gone, i have left Fyumi Gator in charge to take names.
*shimmerytransportersound from TOS*
Hoo, boi,
Weez all in twubble, now!
*runsoffwidwunoftehSwissguizeandhischocolates*
Verrie, verrie happee day to all that are having a birfday today.
teh sweetpea speshul:
oooooooooooooo fangs!!
Ai yellz a quick hoppy birfday to teh MaryO as I heds owt to wurk. Yu awl has fun!
“Ah doant liek teh nip, but teh nip lieks meh!”
Aw, Mais Oui!
I misseded ur birfdai pardee. I r sawree.
I hoepso ur day am wunnermuss adn teh joyful!!!
naw, you not mist it! i aer just now coming in for a nupdate!
*sneaks in late*
ohai MelOnyx! I is so glad not to be teh only one that mist teh partt…
Sawry Mme O’Spockn! I had a big bizzy this afturnoon… Dr tinycat visits, oil changes, nuffin fun at ALL liek ur partee was!!
*pulls out an extra shiney cocktail glass*
Here, I has this for u… it’s a special majickal thing!
Just tap teh glass… and it vibrates at teh harmonic frequency of ur favorite crustashun!
That means it fills up with SHWIMPS!!
Hope you has had a happy day!!
ohai skwirrlgrrl how U iz?
Iz hasing a busee in RL
too mush wurk
too liddel tyme
NOM! and fangs for training teh whippy creme skwirllols and letting me rehab them into merengue skwirllols!
[stumblolz in wearing chorts adn teeshurt]
Ohai May Wii.
Sew swary tew hab missed yor partii.
Wii jes stawped by tew drawp awf yor prezzy.
Ai iz wearing…WTH…chorts and teeshurt?!?
May Wii wut?
[pullz object out ob box containing several others]
[rollz owt carpit looking object]
Ai iz wearing…yew guessed it…chorts and teeshurt.
May Wii…wish Mary et al a Berry Happy Birfday
[waters carpit object adn hands Mary teh rest ob teh box]
__(_)_@@@@ (_)@(_) vVVVv@@()@@ wWWWw (_)\ (___)@@@@ (___) `|/ Y/ Y \| \|/\ | \ |/ | /\ | /jgs|/// \\|/// \\\\|//\\|///^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ooooooooooooooooo fleurs!! thx
ohai MaryO I had a busee, so I missded Ur parteh
I brings mah eggstra speshul
shrimp pilaf, with tomatoes and onions and fragrant spices
Funny what they can capture on camera eh?
Ohai, MaryO! I missed yur partee too becuz uv teh RL stuff. I brings yu a choklit caek wif fudgee icing.
Have a berry happitayl birfday, an menny, menny moar!
nomnomnom midnightsnaknomnomnom
Oh mah sweet Sweetpea…I cums to ur birfdai partee late a nights.
I’z finally in mah floofy robe dat mah liddlol 9 week old Jazzman (bottle bebeh dat is nao 3 pounds 10 ounces) lieks to doo happeh feets on.
.
I habs a beeg sweepy, butts I didn’t wanna go to bed wifouwt wishing u teh happiest ov birfdais. U iz so bery funneh and so much fun to reads. U hab a reel outta teh planter box way of luking at fings.
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Butts, moar den juss teh funnehs, u iz a lubbing, caring purrson dat always goes outta ur way to halp peeps and maeks dem feelz bettah. U never miss an op-purr-tune-aty to wrap ur tendrils round sumone dat needz it – whether to holds dem up or nokks dem down LOL.
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U iz a wunnerful hoomin beeink and dis whirld iz a bettah place wif u in it.
.
Let’s awl raise our paws to our wunnerful Sweetpea. Not onwee iz she a grate ICHC character, she iz a byootiful purrson in teh reel whirld, too.
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Fank u fur awl teh laffs, awl u duz, and awl u are.
{{{{{{{{{{Sweetpea}}}}}}}}}}
Awwwwwwwwww!
*sniff*
Wut Romeow sed, tiems ellebintee!!!
oh, romeow, now i has teh leaky eyes!
…and they’re not crocodile tears, neither
Oh Romeow, Romeow, WHERE art thou, Romeow???
We awl miss yoo heer so much – but ai am so glad yoo cud come to Mary’s partee. No such thing az too layte in Cheezland! ;
idyut fwends. Evrywun haz wun.
Oar is wun.
Jus sayin.
If you don’t no who it iz, it’s YOU!