Until today, Frank thought his years
Until today, Frank thought his years in the circus were wasted time.
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Eggskaep!
two lols in wun minit! Oooo, yu are gud!
Aifink lukk cumz in2 it az well!
Itz orlso teh pre-nollidje ob teh Fursdai Dubblol. Lotza fun tuu !!
Oh hai!! kin I borrowing dis tawp spawt??
I postifying dis fur Janet sinse hur not arownd.
ON FRIDAY, THE 20 DAY OF NOVEMBRRRRR 2009
When teh ICHC clok strikez 6 AM
(aka 9AM PST, 10AM MT. 11AM CST, NOON EST, 5PM TTI & 6PM Yurp ~
There will be a HYOOJ (I hope) Celery Brashun in honor of the BIRTHDAY of
That Tendrilled Darling ov ICHC ~
Teh Wun, the Only, the Many -
MARY O’ SPOCKN
aka Chopp’d Livah Grrl, Sweetpea, MayWee, Mais Oui, Mais Non, Maus’s Ebil Princess AND her pet FyoomiGater
EBREEWUN iz moast hartilee invited.
It will bee a potluck/Come az yoo ar!!
Yoo may bring shwimps in awl kinds ov deelishus vershuns az well as other dellishusn an nootrishus refreshmints an drinkses and prezzies.
(But pleeeeez leeve the Roundup an awl snipperz, hoez, macheteeez, etc) at hoam!!) Whooo hooo!! See yoo there!
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ON CATURDAY, TEH 21ST DAY OV NOVEMBRRR 2009
ICHC taim 8 AM (teh THURD LOL ov teh day),
PST 11AM, Noon MT, 1 PM CST, 2 PM EST, 7 PM TTI an 8 PM Yurp!
We will Silly Brate teh BURFDAY ov ar deer beloved, wunderul
LUNARMOMMY!!! an awlso cyoot littlol TAYA
EBREEWUN iz ov corse moast cordiallee invited to bee there!
Tehre will bee caek (wif whippee creem an/oar aiez creem) an cawfee an tee. Thoz fur hoom teh sun iz ober teh yardarm can awlso hav teh choklit martooneez.
Yoo may bring uther gud thingz fur teh buffay tayblol. An ov corse, prezzies ov awl kinds ar encoorajed!
Dubble Conga Ratz fur teh nawt-sekund and teh ovr nawt sekund! Yoo reelee ar spreedee aht LOLs!
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mah mum mayde teh pic!!!
now he thanked his mother for running away with the trapeezartist….
.. orltho he remembad shi offen corld him a silli clown !!
Oh, Nenne, how I laffed when I read this! Thank you.
U’re welcome!!!
I’m off to sing – my choir is singing in a joint venture consert today…
called a taste of christmas…
*wanders off humming Deck the halls wiff boughs of holly…*
snak thyme at the circus?
Frank tried not to be paranoid, but he did have his suspicions that the “spotter” had what mite be considered by some to be malishus intentions.
wut was spotted, wuz dinner!
Orinj kitteh sez: But wayt! I yam STRIPED, nawt spotted!
If kitteh wur a British detective, den I NOMinate him as Spotted Dick.
Ai woant hurt yu, littlol hamstur !! Aime a hamstur tuu !!
Ummm… Ai nebber seed a hamster wiv a tayle liek dat!
Itz lyk a kwote from teh Bugz Bunnee Sho. (Ai cannut kwite memba it ..)
Aifinks eet mite bi WRr, talyntid en waiz wi wuz unawearz uv.
tdat iz such a grrrovy piz angle
A yeer ago todai, teh wundermuss Max-horse crost teh bridj.
Uniquekitty walks slowlee owt into teh Princess Mu Meadow. It iz sunny an warm, an teh air carries teh scents uv manee kinds uv flowers. UK luuks arownd. Neerby, dere iz a liddlol pond, wif sawt grass along itz shores an green lilypads floating on its surfase. On teh grass by teh pond, dere be manee bebehkittehs playing, chasin flutterbyes an bugs an frogs…an eech otter. It mayks UK sad to see liddlol bebehkittehs heer, but dey be sayf an happy heer. An dere iz wun bigger kitty, a floofy bloopoynt Himalayan wif beautimuss lite-bloo eyes. It iz UK’s hartkitty Stormy, hoo crost teh bridj 3 munfs befour Max. She smyles to see him heer wif teh bebehkittehs; her Stormy had alwais lubbed teh bebehs. Stormy sees her, an comes to her, weaving arownd her feets til she pikks him up an cuddlols him. He kloses hiz prittee bloo eyees in happyniss and purrs lowdly. She holds him titely fur a few moments, stroking hiz long soft floof, den sets him down. He goez bakk to playing wif the bebhkittehs. On a neerby bench, a longhayr tuxie polydaktyl iz sownd asleep on her bakk in teh warm sun. UK pikks her up an hugs her – it iz Stormy’s best fren, an UK’s otter hartkitty, Chica. Chica yawns an purrs an mayks biskits on Uk’s arm. UK luuks arownd while she holds Chica. Dere be so manee kittehs heer, playing an sleepin an enjoyin dis wundermuss playce. An ober to teh rite, dere iz a larj group uf goggies, barkin an runnin an playin. In teh middlol uf teh goggies iz a boi, hoo luuks to be abowt teh saym aje az UK’s 14-yeer-old boi, Plasticat. He haz sum balls an frisbees he iz frowin fur teh goggies. He laffs az teh goggies run after teh tois, den dey run awai wif dem, an he haz to chayse teh goggies to get teh tois bakk. He sees UK an gives a liddlol wave, den frows anudder ball. UK rekognizes wun goggie in teh group. It iz her Miniature Schnauzer, Cody. She wissels, an he leeves teh group to come to her. Hiz stubby tayl wags wildly, reminding her uf teh reezon hiz registered nayme iz Perpetual Motion – that endlessly wagging tayl! She sets Chica down and hugs Cody, an he washes her fayce wif hiz tongue. Chica rubs against Cody, purring. UK gibs Chica wun last hedskritch, and Cody wun more pat, an she stands up. Farther down teh meadow, she haz seen 2 horses standing together neer a small grove uf froot trees. Dey be teh saym kolor, beautimuss bays wif lawng black tayls, but she kan tell dem apart instantly. On teh rite iz Chip, Ma’x trailriding/horseshowing buddy. He iz a Standardbred racehorse, tall an lean an longlegged. Teh wun on the left iz Max, teh stcky muskular Quarter Horse. Standing nekst to Chip, rubbing teh horse’s nek, iz a yung man in jeens. Nekst to Max, brushing saddle marks frum hiz bakk, iz a lady in riding klothes. Neerby iz a beautimuss black western saddle an bridle an blankit. UK watches fur a moment az teh man reeches into hiz pokkit an brings owt treets, wich he feeds to teh horses. He pats boff horses, den bends down to pikk up a liddlol blakk kitteh, hoo he sets on hiz shoulder. He speeks to teh lady again, den turns an walks awai. Seberal kittehs wind arownd hiz feets az he walks. UK tries to kall “Max”, but her voyce izn’t werkin. She kleers her throat, an tries agin. “MAX!!” Max’s hed comes up, an turns, an hiz eers prick forward. The lady turns also, den she steps awai frum Max, an puts an arm arownd Chip’s nekk. Max whinnies happily an gallops to UK, slidin to a stawp in frunt uf her. He lowers hiz hed an pushes it against her chest, an she hugs him titely fur a lawng minnits. She reeches into her pokkitan pulls owt 2 pnut budder kups. Max tayks dem frum her hand jently, wun at a tyme. Uk puts her arms arownd hiz nekk, remembering 25 yeers uf her lyfe wif dis wunnermuss horse. Finally she lets go an steps bakk, gibbing Max wun last pat on the nekk. He turns an trots bakk to Chip an teh lady. Az UK turns to leeve teh meedow, she notisses teh boi iz naow sittin on the grass, pettin a floofy kaliko curled up on hiz lap. The goggies are lying arownd him in happeh eggshaustshun. The boi smyles contentedly at UK az she walks by him. UK, wif leeky eyes, leeves teh meedow, an her hart iz full uf happeh sadniss.
Oh, UK, u haz gibbed mii deh leekee iiz…. I iz happy seeing u in deh medow wif ur lubbed wunz adn I noez how much u wishes tu beeing wif dem IRL. {{{{{{{{UK}}}}}}
UK – this wuz so byootiful. Ai noe yoo misses Max sooo much. An ai think ai saw mai Clleo in there wif teh goggies. She’’s teh sdorablol blak poodle wif teh silver hair awn top!
An thanks fur teh peeple in teh meddow. Itz nice to have tehm remembrrred in such a wunderful way.
An ai hav reeleee reelee leekee aiez, too!
Oh uniquekitty, fanku soooo much foar sharing this! {{{{{uniquekitty}}}}} 25 years… my eyes, them b leeking. Very much…
*has a releeved that colleague has leftet teh ruum foar a meeting so nobuddy sees hcr cry at wurk…*
May u awlways find comfurt in knowing Max is doing fine in teh meddow, njoing teh green and teh flowers and teh company, waitn foar u to cum and join him sum day. He will wait foar u at teh rainbow bridj, Iz sure!!!
{{{uniquekitty}}}
Wait UK…. i think I see anotter horse…. yes! It’s DK’s friend Saxon… he’s come to play with Max and Chip! Look how they frolick togetther! All the friends they could want… apples and peppermintz and long sunny days, they can has them.
{{{{{{ UK & DK }}}}}}
ai missed Saxon wen ai wuz dere – prolly kuldn’t see him fru dese darn leeky eyes…
(SNIFFFFF) my eyes be leeking too. Teh Meadow looks too be a wondermus place, indeed.
{{{{{{{UK}}}}}}
Awww! {{UK and beluvved Max}}}}
Oh, UK, my heart is breaking for your loss. A horse has the ability to change a person’s life so much for the good, and when they leave us, they leave such a huge hole in our hearts. Sunny Dee was a school horse, not even my own, but he’s waiting for me at the bridge, along with all the beloved animals I’ve been owned by.
{{{{{{UK}}}}}} I miss my Callisto, too. He’s been over the bridge for 2 years now. He was not a friendly kitteh, so when he sat on my lap & purred, it was especially meaningful. I miss feeling his sof floofy fur unner mai fingerz. Ayes is leeking – mus stop.
O dis iz a byootimus tree-bute to teh hart animalols dat we ar awl holding in harts wiv luv
*wypes leeky iiz*
{{{{{{uniquekitty}}}}}
*5 eags wraps his wings around all
the sad peeps {{{[{[[[{[ all}}}}]]]]]
*curls up unner 5 eagles’ wings*
I lieks it here. I feels bedderer awlreddy. A big heart, u has it! {{{5 eagles}}}
Thanks 5 eagles. Ai reelee neeeded this rite nao.
oh carp….
…..kud nawt finiche reedin yur lubbly storee……
da kowurkers wil wunder whi ais krien fro noe reesun………
ai wil kum bak an reed et ind ob dai wen aiz da onlee wun hear
*bloes noes, dris ii’s an fanks CC aiz inn da konur kubikal ware noe wuns kin sea meh*
iz a loan up heer nao………haz finishid reedin dis lubbery tribyoot
ai goes hoam noa an hug awl mai kittehs
{{{{{UK}}}}} I’m sitting at my work desk with tears streaming down my face. Thank goodness it’s lunch and nobody is around. Your story is sad but beautiful. Thank you so much.
ROFLMAO! thats a lucky pet-rat
reminds me of one of mine I have had years ago .. fare well Sweetie..
Hai! I am nawt usualee a poster heer, onlee a reeder.. but..
Did anyone watch Jeopardy last night? “I CAN HAZ CHEEZBURGER?” was a category! It was about burgers, not kittehs, but still SO COOL!!
and none of the contestants could say the category right! LOL
Iz dere uh YooToob klip uv dat sumware? I wanna C dat!!
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O, n purdee sune uh frind uv mien IRL iz gunna B awn Jepperdee — wun uv mai frinz frum sk8n!
I poastifyd dis on anuvver LOL, butt (!) sints da Jepperdee kawmintz startid heer, I figgerd I beddurer poastify it heer, awlsew:
OHAI, kirsten. Ai saw it, too!
Gud thing teh kweschuns weren’t about us!!! Since tehy cudn’t eben say it!
Yes, that would be disastrous, methinks!
Can we have more of Frank, please? He could have a whole series of scrapes on Lolcats and build up a following?
Did ennybuddy els see??? We definitlee mane streem nao – Jeperdee “cat” agoree lass nite was “I Can Has Cheezburger?” Lawts ob nommy kweschuns wayting fur anssers!
ManfredMom!
*runs up to give teh inventifier of teh CCC a big hug*
*overshoots, crashes into wall*
Um, a little halp?
*extenz paw to LCB*
Heer yoo go!
*dusts her awf*
Maybee MM, teh Master of teh CCC, shud chek yoo ober!!
ManfredMom!!! There yoo AR!!! Ar yoo bak??? Ar yoo OK?
Ohh – lukkit LCB, lying there, awl dusty laik awn teh flore! Shud we maybee cawl Helicat??
Ai saw teh Jeperdee, too! Ai wuz a bit dis a poynte ended teht they dint REELEE hav LOL kweschuns. We cudda WoN!!!
CCC iz heer!!! Ifns ah member rite -choklit duz wunners fur eny injuree sustayned in crashes!! Fanks fur teh attempted hug LCB!!! {{{{{LCB}}}}} Ah misses eberee buddee. Ah noes has pyuter @ home, buts can nao gets innerwebs on fone & ats teh lyber…lybaa….big bildin wif teh buks! Will be hed bonkins heer moar offen!
We miss yoo moar than yoo can PAWSSIBLEE noe!!
{{{{{{{{ManfredMom}}}}}}}}}
Yay! Grate to see old Cheezfrenz. I mean, Cheezfrenz from way back, not that any of us is teh old, rite? RITE?
BTW, MM, u should check out teh Cheeztown Cryer which has lots of stuffs onnit, including ICHC Legendz and Lore, where there is many of our past funs and adventures.
*clops in and leeps into MM’s arms*
How u bee???
ManfredMom! ai wuz just finking uf yu teh otter dai – an heer yu iz!!!!
EEEEPPPP! Iz da Maus adn he’z in truble.
It’s not a mouse, it’s a rat. And he (she? I don’t see any boy bits but it might be the angle of the photo) will probably be just fine. Rats are natural tightrope walkers. This rat lives with a smart human who knows that and gave him a rope to play on!
Maus is one of our Cheezfrends. It was just a little joke.
Thank you for the reassurance, though!
cute i have a rat like that but bigger look on loldogs for it!!!!
mah mum mayde teh pic!!!