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get mi sum oyl plzthx
But nawt castor oyl!
Oh, an congrats, PB!
Thx Anni adn saem tu yew !!
Ai had carsta oyle wunc wen ai wuz a kidlet !! Pleh !! Hao cud tehy du taht ??
Hamster sowndz lyke skuffing shooz, a liddlol bitt !!
Aifink it wuz inbentid az a punishmint! Saem az sirrup uv figgs. PLEH!
Tehy wer orlwaiz goen on bowy bean regyoolar …..
Tank gudniss teh oyl wuznut a regyoolar treetmint !! * in mi kaic *
Bu.. bu..butt(snerk) Haow Iz AI supp-hosed tew keep teh Castors Oiled sew tehy doh nut Sqweeeeeek?
Yoos teeny pee dukkee tayp awn hees mowf tiw, jus tiw meyk shur.
oluff oyl wud goe neislee.
wiv teh rest ob teh salad. * witch aim jus aboyt tu eet, infackd !! *
Ai haz 2 put mai salid in teh blendur – mai teef aer in fur ripare!
O.
Ai hoap itz nawt a lawng ripair job !!
Ai get dem bakk 2morro!
Gud morning/afternoon/evening/night ebreewun!!
Ai just need to hang up thiz NOUNCEMINT!! Ai hope yoo awl will be ablol come!!
ON FRIDAY, THE 20 DAY OF NOVEMBRRRRR 2009
When teh ICHC clok strikez 6 AM (aka 9AM PST, 10AM MT. 11AM CST, NOON EST, 5PM TTI & 6PM Yurp ~
There will be a HYOOJ (I hope) Celery Brashun
in honor of the BIRTHDAY
of
That Tendrilled Darling ov ICHC ~
Teh Wun, the Only, the Many -
MARY O’ SPOCKN>/b>
aka Chopp’d Livah Grrl, Sweetpea, MayWee, Mais Oui, Mais Non, Maus’s Ebil Princess AND her pet FyoomiGater
EBREEWUN iz moast hartilee invited.
IT WILL BE A POTLUCK/”COME AZ YOO AR” PARTY!!
Yoo may bring shwimps in awl kinds ov deelishus vershuns az well as other dellishusn an nootrishus refreshmints an drinkses and prezzies.
(But pleeeeez leeve the Roundup an awl snipperz, hoez, macheteeez, etc) at hoam!!) Whooo hooo!! See yoo there!
An heer iz teh neggst wun!!
ON CATURDAY, TEH 21ST DAY OV NOVEMBRRR 2009
ICHC taim 8 AM (teh THURD LOL ov teh day), PST 11AM, Noon MT,
1 PM CST, 2 PM EST, 7 PM TTI an 8 PM Yurp!
We will Silly Brate teh BURFDAY ov ar deer beloved, wunderul
LUNARMOMMY!!!
an awlso cyoot littlol TAYA
EBREEWUN iz ov corse moast cordiallee invited to bee there!
Tehre will bee caek (wif whippee creem an/oar aiez creem) an cawfee an tee. Thoz fur hoom teh sun iz ober teh yardarm can awlso hav teh choklit martooneez.
Yoo may bring uther gud thingz fur teh buffay tayblol. An ov corse, prezzies ov awl kinds ar encoorajed!
PB – ai am sorree ai dint inklood yur taim (ar yoo teh sayme az Kimkiwi?) or moe in India. But aim shur yoo know when to come!
Ohai Janet !!
Melburn iz 22 hourz ahed ob ICHC, NZ iz 24 hourz ahed in owr Summa!!
OZ haz 5 timezoans in Summa tiem, 3 normullee. Tuu hard tu werk it orl owt, aifinkso !!
Ai wil tri tu get tu teh parteez, thxberrimush !!
ThankS! Ai remembrrr ai traid to do it wunz fur a partee – an it wuz indeed confooling.
Ov corse, we hav teh four taim zonez arselvs – moar if yoo count Hawaii
which we usuallee dont!!
But – FIVE in teh Summa – an just e normulee???? Hai duz that werk – an WAI???? LOL!!!
Ummmm – ai’m sure noo know “e” iz a code werd fur “3,” rite???
Ob corse ai kno taht !! Ai seez it on yung peepz silli numba plaits awl teh tiem !!
We hab Eastern, Central and Western tiem zoanz, butt teh staits in teh tropiks donut wont dailight sabing coz tehy wont teh dai tu end, nawt larst lawnger !! Sew tehy stay on teh saim tiem adn teh four suvvern staits go tu summa tiem.
Silli fing iz, we orlso gett teh xtreem heet down souf, eg 47C/117F yesterdai in outbak Souf Austrailya (Ceduna) !!
Conga Ratz Poussin Boi fer teh nawt-sekund!
—(___C’>—(___C’>—(___C’>—(___C’>—(___C’>
Noyzee liddle fing!
Butt(!) berri kyoot !!
nedes oyl!
awf tu wurk.
Kbai
Bai Bai Catena !! * waives *
Doan’t werk 2 hard!
Shell wi sell a brayte? Hab u dun enni baiking laitly? * Hoapful luuk *
Not lately – Ai aer gettin a caek reddee fur teh famblee reyoonyun awn Sumdai – maed it weeks ago naow haz 2 dekurayte it. Dunno iffn Ai aer goin 2 get dere – P_t iz still far frum well, an teh jernee iz berry diffiklut – wun bus, 4 traynez an den sumwun wud hab 2 meet me frum neerist trayn 15 mielz awai! Wun uv teh berry fyoo tiemz Ai wish Ai cud dribe!
Ai did bie sum Jaffa Caeks teh uvver dai adn ai ait tehm awl !!
Tehre’z onli dri cripsbred in teh hows. Nawt berri xciting !!
Maibe Nenne will brign sum Tim Tams…..
Aisle put teh ketlol on foar tee nd cawfee !!
Ai fink dere aer a cupplol uv stayl triplol chokklit cukkies in teh cukkie tin!
Aha !! Jus lyk oridginel T T s !!
O. Adn ai ment tu arks bowt P_t !! Bessed wishiz tu himz !!
Wheres the food, someone(nennepus) said they was vittles up here.
Folla teh links juss belo in Nenne’z cawmint, 5 eagles !!
* Plentee tu eet adn no callorees !! *
*ears perk up*
Are u in dire needs of sordid noms to kompanee that cawfee???
I hab sum hole meel OBNP and currint scones> wif sum OBNP marmalade and sum mince pies
I just love mince pies!!!
now – bout those tim tams…. they were here – but sumwun must have borded in and stoled them!!! yesh – thats wut happined – sumwun stoled them…
Ohai Nennepus !! Ai knu teh wurds “Tim Tam” wud attrakt yu !!
Teh skonz luk delish nd nyutrish !! Teh pize seme tu be harf wai tu a desert pye, hao intressing !!
BTW. Ai tuuk 3 kittenz tu teh cat shelta yestadai. Wun remaynz adn ai jus eleben minetts ago (procksimettly) cort it adn releest it. It hasnut bean weend adn didnut tutch enni fud yet. Littlol kitteh wuz teh smorlist adn shyist butt(!) shi shud gro lotz nao. Tehn ai wil tri tu cat-ch hur agen. Mumcat (teh stray) staid in teh shaid, neer teh howse orl dai coz it wuz 35 C / 95 F. Ai hurd hur crien speshul cries fur hur lorst kittenz !!
Butt(!) tehy wil get gud hoams, aifinkso !!
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schmoo!
poor mommycat missing hur bebbehs – but, they are safe now…
PB – the kittehrescuer at ur serbiss!!
here have sum chocklit fondants wif orinj cream as a prize for gud deeds!
Hmm !! Tehse ar reminis … simil …. juss lyk Jaffa Caek butt(!) wiv moar choklit nd less caek !! ( Adn sum ornj inkyhol !! )
* Taiks choklit pendants (fondants) kwickly *
“Yool hab tu prize tehm orf mi nao !!”, he sed !!
They’re awl yours!!!
U’ve earned them!
*makes anudder batch for the other cheezpeeps*
*puts a PB cant see the noo batch-concealment spell on the pen…fondants*
There’s enuff for awl!
.. tehre shud bi coz tehre’z hardly enniwun heer !!
Hay ! Hao kum yu can carst spelz ?? * Witch frum teh Norf ? *
well – you see – erm….
*hides book of spells – grade wun behind her back*
I was just so sick of being a muggle – ai thougt I’d give it a try!
not wurking very well though…
Maibee yu nede anuvver witch’z companyun ??
Oar wud Buster hab a jellus … ??
Enniwaiz, torkin in LOLSPEKE meenz yu chooz nawt tu spel … * Duznut meen yu kannut, dough !! *
Ai’m heer!
But nawt fur verree lawng. Ai think ai need to go bak to bed.
But – ai’ll bee moast happee to samplol Nennpus’s neddur barch! An did ai see cawfee up there sum where?
Re teh TimTams! Ai went at WUNCE to ar Target – an tehy sed tehy didnt have them. The THoT maybe tehy wud be at a “super” Target – but we dont hav wun ov those in ar town. *sigh*
But hoo cares wehn Nennepus awlwaiz brings such gud things!
For Tim Tams in USA, tri heer !!
Thankz, PB!!
Hmmmmm – at leest they ar heer – sumwhere!
But nawt teh caramel wuns (ai red teh commintz, too!!) Ar they particularlee gud?? The caramel wuns??
Tehre ar lotz nd lotz ob flaburrs
*
* Ai nede tu stai slim, sew ai doan eet enni no moar
STAI thin???? LUkki yoo!! Ai’m traing to GET slim!
So ai prollee wudnt eet mennee eben if ai cud find tehm! But ai wud laik to see waht they ar.
an taht’s teh grate thing about HEER!! Yoo can eet awl yoo want – no caloreez at awl!
Hee, hee !! If u had teh wilpowwa, yu cud kepe tehm foar bizitors …. if u had teh wilpowwa !!
Tehy’re orl gud adn teh imitaishens (triple-chocs) ar nawt as gud.
Kepe surchin teh web “Tim Tams in America” adn if yu wish harrd enuff, wun dai teh wish wil kum tru!!
that picture of the Tim Tam display looks like a Kroger grocery store (Kroger is based in Cincinnati, Ohio).
Gud wirk, PB!
why u hasta feed a squeeky toy?
Sew it wil kepe squeekin, silli !!
Ai’m off owt naow, Bai!
Bai Anni !!
jes a kwik commint
ai has a gigglol, when ai played liddel teebee in compyootur, mai kittehboi zeekie jumped up on mai keebord an started hunting for teh varmint! he berree berree confuzzeled.
mai jawb sux. tehy took 5 howrs of mai skedjul awai frum mii caws ai wuz sikk. ai hate tehm sew mush rite nao.
Tahtz nawt fare at orl !! Squeeze {{MM}}
fankees, pb. ai new ai cud crii on yur sholdur. ai awf tew unemployment website nao. only abel tew use it between 6 am an 6 pm. pffffft. gubmint sew behine teh times wiff compyooturs.
bai bai all!
Okey, MM !! Nao yu feline betta, gud luk job surchen !! See yu suun !!
there’s opening hrs for the computers??? wuts the poynt wif computers if u can’t use them anytiem!!!
and can the duct hours for being sick???
*huffs and puffs and huffs sum moar*
Theres sum chocklit fondant up fread – gud confortfuds they are!
*huffs an puffs an huffs moar wif Nennepus*
Oh mugglemary, that IZ completelee outrageous. :indignant:
Yoo dont get ene sik leeve??? An if yoo ar sik, they taek away yur werk hours?? Iz that ebe leeegal????
Ai thot peepl laik yoo were az preshus az gold. Yoo must hav teh dredded stoopee vizors.
we ownlee gits pitteeful amownt ob sick / vakayshun time, an ai hads no moar lefft. ai hads tew take time off wiff no pay. Tihs organeyezayshun regularly duz tihs tew employees, an wunners whai tehy nawt abel tew keep gud peepz.
stoopee vizor is jus taht, an a controwl freek besides, an jus playn meen.
mai poynt eggzacklee, nenne! ai haz nebber seed teh like, website only abel tew be uzed between sertin ours! iz minneeesnowta state site, an ar infamus fur being behine teh times.
Hao rood of dem! They shud noes bettur than to treat a cherished cheezfrend like that. Mabbeh Kafleen can go and hoof them for their roodness? *hopeful luk*
Or I’ll go and nom on AWL their office plants until they die.
Gud plan, upfi!!!
STOMP.
STOMPSTOMPSTOMPSTOMPSTOMPSTOMPSTOMPSTOMPSTOMPSTOMP.
annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd KICK!
to teh moon!
*joinz in teh plan noms, butt furst moves Upfi obbur too teh choisest and juiciest looking leef*
**gets distracted by teh office donots**
ofankyoos, kafleen!
no wurrees bowt gettin distrackted bai donuts. dew nawt eggzist at mai wurkplase an sentril awfiss iz sew healthee tehy onlee gets bagels an froot for mandatoaree meetings. purrhaps whai turnowt iz sew bad
*waves bai bai tew stoopee vizer an stoopee vizer’s stoopee vizer on tehr eggzit tew teh moon*
ooooo! fankees, upfi! are a lawt ob green fings at sentral awfiss, ai sneeks yoo in tehr for jus a liddel wile, an will resqu yoo kwicklee sew yoo donut hab tew lissen tew hip aw kracee tew mush…
{{MM}} U has reellee, reellee STOOPIE-visors fur shur!
fankees, kaykitteh, an all cheezfrenz!
{{{{{{{{{all mai cheezfrenz old an noo!}}}}}}}}}}}}
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So coolz! I wants wun!!
that was really mean!! Poor little hamster!
Guud morning all. I hope every one is squeaky clean this morning.*5 eags looks around and see all the shininess peeps.
an we’re happee too!!!
shinee happee peeps!
there are sum sordid noms up fred – please tu be helping urself!
Ohai 5 eagles !! Wair iz yor abatar wiv teh fambily membaz ??
It seems evrbody avatar is green I can’t see mine very good.LOL
Hammie translashun: Gimme! I wannit! Gimme, Gimme, Gimme! Let GO! ARrrgh!
Taht bee haow ai unnerstood it tu!
Yis. Hammie is verrah frustrated!
I’d throw in a few explicatives…
Gimme! I wannit! @#%^ GIMMMMIE!!! %&#$ human think you’re so big… @$^^3@!!!
Ai wuz surprized teh hammistur didint byte teh hand taht wuz feeding it.
That surprised me too!
I fink hamsterer is angree.
I tink we jus got uh lessun in hammie swear wurds.
awwwwwwwww….i lubs beagles!! wutt a cutie!! ♥♥♥♥♥
aw, my hamster used to squeek like that when i was giving him food he liked and if it wasn’t in his face as soon as he smelled it he’d squeek, before I could even give it to him, lol. cutie pie.
I nebber saw hammie who did not bite fingers when making happy noises.
Sweet relationship between hammie and hooman!
Ur hammy need sum oyl. LOL
Wow, that’s a cute factor that has no possible measurement.
Way too kewt!
Dude, that hamster is totally swearing.
[5 sekkunds latter]
*CHOMP!!!!!*
Hyoomin: Razziin *beep* stoopid *beep *beep* @#%&#$ hammie.
he appears to be quite angry
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awww i want a lolhamster