Your stupidity is blinding Please turn if off
Picture by: dunno source Caption by: arose via Advanced Lol Builder
-
-
Copy & paste this:
Click to see All Kittehs | Captions Only | Videos Only
« Previous Around the Interwebs | Waddya mean ‘Get help’? Next »
Your stupidity is blinding
» 103 comments
Leave a Reply
Popular Videos
-
Who be Talkin'
tofuburger on Cheezburger Is Getting a … tspan on Always Relevant tofuburger on Cheezburger Is Getting a … Peter Griffen on GIF: I Meant to Do That! butts on Facebook status: butts on Meme Animals: Interspecies… adorable smudgie on Meme Animals: Interspecies… Jen on Cheezburger Is Getting a … tspan on Works fine for me. tspan on Works fine for me. Kill Feet on VIDEO: Seattle Aquarium’… Pengu on Cheezburger Is Getting a … tspan on Cyoot Kittehs of teh Day: Do N… bowtiesarekewl on Cheezburger Is Getting a … tspan on Cyoot Kitteh of teh Day: My Sp… 
Cheezburger Company Blog
More I CAN HAS CHEEZBURGER?
I Has A Hotdog - Loldogs n Cute Puppies
Getting told there's no homework until next week.
Just Capshunz - All of the Internet. Captioned
Actuallty, She Self-Represents...
Animal Videos - Cute and Hilarious Animal Videos
Changes For Cheezburger!
Animal Gifs - Cute and Hilarious Animal Gifs
Changes At Cheezburger
Daily Squee - So cute your brain might explode.
VIDEO: Puffin Play Time
Historic LOLs - Captioned Portraits of Yore
CTHULHU'S UNKNOWN SISTER
My Food Looks Funny - Funny Food Photos
Pedobear Does Not Approve
So Much Pun - Visual Puns and Jokes
I'm Really Only Posting This Because I Lol'd For No Reason
ROFLrazzi - Lol Celebs and All That's Fab Funny in Showbiz
2012 Grammy Nominated Albums of the Year... Wif KITTEHS!
Totally Looks Like - Stuff That Looks Like Other Stuff
Puppet from Ikea Totally Looks Like Trogdor the Burninator
If Style Could Kill - OMG Style!
Trendsitter
Pundit Kitchen - Lol News and Lol Politics Fun
Real Classy
Butt (!) I kaynt see uh fing…
Conga rats fur leedin teh tawp spawt teem!
Fanky miniminsmum!
Ohai, Aahz!! Sinze yoo ar sitting up tehre in teh Catburd seet, ai hope yoo wont mind iv ai put this heer!
ON FRIDAY, THE 20 DAY OF NOVEMBRRRRR 2009
When teh ICHC clok strikez 6 AM – this VERREE LOL tomorrow!!!
(aka 9AM PST, 10AM MT. 11AM CST, NOON EST, 5PM TTI & 6PM Yurp ~
There will be a HYOOJ (I hope) Celery Brashun in honor of the BIRTHDAY of
That Tendrilled Darling ov ICHC ~
Teh Wun, the Only, the Many -
MARY O’ SPOCKN
aka Chopp’d Livah Grrl, Sweetpea, MayWee, Mais Oui, Mais Non, Maus’s Ebil Princess AND her pet FyoomiGater
EBREEWUN iz moast hartilee invited.
It will bee a potluck/Come az yoo ar!!
Yoo may bring shwimps in awl kinds ov deelishus vershuns az well as other dellishusn an nootrishus refreshmints an drinkses and prezzies.
(But pleeeeez leeve the Roundup an awl snipperz, hoez, macheteeez, etc) at hoam!!) Whooo hooo!! See yoo there!
ON CATURDAY, TEH 21ST DAY OV NOVEMBRRR 2009
ICHC taim 8 AM (teh THURD LOL ov teh day),
PST 11AM, Noon MT, 1 PM CST, 2 PM EST, 7 PM TTI an 8 PM Yurp!
We will Silly Brate teh BURFDAY ov ar deer beloved, wunderul
LUNARMOMMY!!! an awlso cyoot littlol TAYA
EBREEWUN iz ov corse moast cordiallee invited to bee there!
Tehre will bee caek (wif whippee creem an/oar aiez creem) an cawfee an tee. Thoz fur hoom teh sun iz ober teh yardarm can awlso hav teh choklit martooneez.
Yoo may bring uther gud thingz fur teh buffay tayblol. An ov corse, prezzies ov awl kinds ar encoorajed!
Conga Ratz!
____(,__,c’>____(,__,c’>____(,__,c’>____(,__,c’>
Nao, pls. Kthxbai.
Kitteh hayts stoopiditee!
Mai disdayn let me sho u it!
I soooooo wish I cud!!!!
But… but… teh “brightness” setting on my TV doesn’t work either. Content is still teh same stoopy stuff.
@@@@@@!!1! Gallagher ref FTW!!1!
*smashes watermelon with a mallet*
*ducks under plastic sheet*
whose ducks r these???
Yu shure tehy be duks adn nawt gooses?
*goozes miniminsmum an skwirlgrrl an duks fro cubber*
Ar we playing “Duk Duk Goose” nao???
*chaysis after willy boy*
ai kan seeing yu under dere, yu left yur tayle owt!
*switchis tale tu saiftee unnur cobbur*
mai precious!!!
*Tweeks willy boy’s tayle adn runs off wivakwikness*
*cuts a fyoo hoels in plastic sheet so duckees kin breev*
hay watch that there!!
*takes nightshayde’s sizzors and gives her back the rowneded end safety kind*
*smashifies another watermelon right next to teh holey plastic sheet*
*picks ups up seeds and starts spitting them thru teh holes*
*gets teenytiny mallet and smashes watermelon seeds*
*swipes jiant mallet while LCB is fiddlin wif teh TTM and grabs a coconutt*
AIEEEEEE!!1!1!!
*runsawayfast*
*trips over a watermelon seed*
*faints*
Hrmmmm… wut to doo wif a faintified LCB???? *gwbz her armies and dwags her ober to a swoonin couch* *scoopa hurr uppz and tosses LCB onna da couch* *skritches hed* Y see sew heabbee???? *seez bulgin pokketz* Hmmmmm… luks inna pokkets — HEY deys filled wif heabbbee shinies!!!!! Wear shee getz awl deez shinies???
*fans LCB wiv mallet*
Oops sawree, didn’t meen to bop yu on teh hed.
*unfaints*
OW!
*refaints*
*looks at coconutt*
*looks at mallet*
*looks at coconutt agin*
*wonders which one LCB is fraid of*
Maibi sumwun shud callz 9elebenty?
*unfaints*
I was using one of them myself, so whut do u think?
*refaints*
yesh but U was holding it at teh tiem silleh!!
*looks at coconutt*
*looks at mallet*
u know this thing has no hoep at all of cracking this nut anyways.
*tosses mallet into teh audiense*
*sends teh skwirrls to dig a hole to bury teh coconutt*
*pokes LCB litely wif hur toe*
Hmmm dis seams ta bee a case of selective refaintin cauzed buy a irrashunall feer ub round, brown, hairy objects …. verry verry stwanj
*stifles a gigglol*
Hay! That ticklols. Kwitit!
*Sum ub da extree heabby shinies fall outta LCB pokkit wen toe bumped*
*ignores loud OOF frome teh audiense*
hay! this plastic stuff….. it’s.. its….
BUBBLOL RAP
*a loud rumbling is heard in teh distance*
Ohhh nose!! Nawt a cocomutt!!! Iffin you shashifies eet der well bee SHRAP NELL … an dat leetol Nell haz a berry sharp purrsunalitea!!
iz tihs anything to do wiv teh holey grayle?
Nope. That’s teh next castle over. kthxsmash
The Castle of Aaaauuuggghhhh??
No, teh next one over on teh other side.
Castle DO NOT WANT!
Ai heer dey iz havvin a bery tuff tiem sellin dat wun.
da stoopids soe brite ai gotta ware shaydz
“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the universe.” – Albert Einstein
If stupidity is blinding, the internet must be pitch black.
ohai – hoo ternd awf awl da litez????
anom, Garbledina!
awn sekkind fot, iz liek teh yooniverss, totlol darkniss wif a fyoo poynts ob liet twinklolling, sew prittee…..
“please turn if off” (sic)…. There’s the pot calling the kettle…
braik in teh caik ruum ebreewun!!
YEAH!
choklate caek wif peanut budder frostings – yummm
1
Ai kin haz darkness?
Where iz ebbreewun? Did lol haz bin heer an howr, and derez onlee 19 commints?
I know. I thought it mite be my breff. Whut u think?
*Breathes into NS’s face*
Hay! Why u taking a nap suddenly?
NS? Nightshayde? Hallo? Wakey!
O noes!11!!! I think I killified her!
*pees in a flannik*
*kawshushlee opuns wun eye*
Ohai, LCB. Ur breff? Um … nuffin rong. *luuks arownd nervusslee*
Heer — plz to try sum uv deez peppermint meringues. Iz a gnu recipe an ai … erm … wants to maek sure it
fites bad brefftaystes jus right.Teh meringue skwirrlols halped wiffit!
Uffny yoo shud bee wanting teh dark nao!
Ai wuz just wundering wehn we cud play teh noo version ov “Dark an Stormee Nites.” Itz cawled “Dark an Stormee Knights.” *
Waaaay bedder tahn fyremin eneday, ai wud think!
*Ai cannawt taek credit fur this. Sumwun sed it bak awn teh last D&S Nite!
Dark ad Stormme Knights in oooh-shiny armur – donut be telling LCB!!!!
Ok. I’ll be teh sure to not menshun it.
Hee. Shun men. As if!
kin jorje kloonee bee wun ob da nites???????????
*swoon*
*calls dibs on Antonio Banderas*
kthxswoon
Johnny Depp. MINE, AWL MINE!!!
*grabs one leg of Johnny Depp*
*bites Leeza’s paw adn runs orf wif Johnny*
Wot?! Drastic times adn all dat!
OW!!
announser’s voice: little duz DK know but we has switched Johnny Depp for Johnny Cash. let’s see if she notises.
U mite haz sum competishun wif jorje, willy boy.
♫ This little light of mine
I’m gonna let it shine
This little light of mine
I’m gonna let it shine
This little light of mine
I’m gonna let it shine
Let it shine, let it shine, let it shine ♫
STN kitteh!
*looks for rheostat to dim BF’s lite just a little*
pulls owt plug – tehre awl dark
But… but… Now I’ll never be able to find my collection of glow-in-teh-dark shinys!
And I’ll trip over teh– *THUD* *CRASH* — furnitures.
Dat wuzzint a furniture. Dat wuz mah paw.
Oh, u is not dedded after all? That’s a releef. *hides shovel behind back*
And since when does ur paw has 3 drawrers and a meeror on top?
Oh, DAT. Dat beez a furniture. Ai gess u steppified on mah paw on ur way to trippin ober teh furniture.
*luuks fur sympatheez (an treets)*
*holds up limp paw*
*whimpurrs*
O heer yu go nightshayde, haz a mug ov hawt chokklit adn sum freshlee kooked raysin bred hot from teh ubben. Butt mynd yu nawt berning yurseff.
Yu’d bedder sit kwietly in tihs comfee chayre fur a wile adn nawt go running abowt playing duk duk goose wiv JKH4K adn Willy Boy.
But… but… teh furnitures was between u and me! Is u sure u didnot step on ur own paw when u lay down for ur, um, nap?
Hans LCB a Flashy Lite — Here seez iffin dis will enliten the sitteeashun …
Thx!
*turns on flashy lite*
*flashy lite flashes lite in LCB’s eyes*
Ooooh! Lookit all teh pretty colored dots!
Ummmm … LBC??? Y R U flashin us wif yer , um well yer flashee private bits???
*wonderz — wut kinda flashee lite did I gibs her?*
Oh, that? It’s just my new leather soot. They leaved teh udders on. U like?
Hmmmm… Iz nawt sure … ur udders appear ta bee inna berry unyooshooal plase … are dey operashunal??
That’s a good kwestion. I dunno. And teh suit didnot come wif a instruction manual. I guess we’ll never know.
did it come with sunglassez?
Nope. A machete.
Or Nestlé’s Quik?
Yu get taht machettee fur Mary O’z burfday prezzint?
Hmmm. Ai iz nawt shur, to be honest.
*sits kwietlee in comfee chayre*
*nibblols raysin bred*
*sips hawt choklit*
*purrrrrrs*
Ha! U cahnnawt dim teh glair uv mai stoopididididitees! Wate, whut? Aneehoo…
♫ Ain’t gonna make it shine
Just gonna let it shine
Ain’t gonna make it shine
Just gonna let it shine
Ain’t gonna make it shine
Just gonna let it shine
Let it shine, let it shine, let it shine♫
alwais fowt it mus haz taikin WEEKS tew rite doze lyriks
I’ll bet teh early draft versions are worth lots of moneys nowadays. *nods*
Wun 16 OWnce mokka wif extree spresso, HAWT ~ cumin up!!
Heer yoo go!
*stumblols around in teh dark. luking fur LCB*
Careful, Janet, don’t spill it.
(IRL this morning I rided in teh elolvator wif a mans whut hadda cuppa hot chappakeeno WIFOUT A LID ONNIT! I had a scared.)
I mean, whut if teh lolovater took a turn too sharply? O teh LCBity!
O hay ebbreewun!! Lookee watt I fynded:
Jeopardy FTW!!
Ah’ll taik ‘Famous Lolcats’ fer too hunnerd Alex!
Alex: “This cat loves shiny things and wants firemen to rescue her from high places.”
*rings in*
Who is… Princess Mu? NO! Wait! Elfinugget! NO, I mean… cweenjanetfanelebenty!
lol! has u seen teh lolcat greeting cards??
Does this come in poster size for the workplace or home?
this is the sillyest crazyiest thing in the world i love this so much
an awlso cyoot littlol TAYA
EBREEWUN iz ov corse moast cordiallee invited to bee there!