Waddya mean ‘Get help’?
Waddya mean ‘Get help’? Ai look like Lassie to you?
kitteh doznt care abowt ur criez 4 halp.
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iz timme doun da wel?
Congrats, willy boy!
fankees – iz an fibe wai brayde!!!
aahz, anni, miniminsmum an bluesfan
wee dansdandans awf tu da ty-bootike
mone wunce fro yesh an twize fro noe
O, naow DATZ goofee … I poastifyd mai kawmint, n it shoad mien az da oanlee kawmint, butt (!) it steel sed “No Comments” ebben wif mien showin. Den win I refresht, willy boy’z kawmint wuz nawt-sekkund b4 mien… Stoopee WP…
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Ennywais, conga ratz 2 U, willy boy!
Dat offen happins – Aifink WP lieks teezin us!
Conga Rat Willy Boy fer teh nawt-sekund!
__(,__,c’>__(,__,c’>__(,__,c’>__(,__,c’>__(,__,c’>
OMCC, ai jus relyzed dat des r de famus Conga Ratz! ai had a wonder what de was, butt(!) now ai sez dem!
Iz a littlol slloow.
Othx! Ai jus washded awf deir invisiblol sprei.
Dese ratz ar teh kyootest aifinkso!
Conga Ratz!
—(___C’>—(___C’>—(___C’>—(___C’>—(___C’>
yesh, az ai sez above, ai do sees dem! cept dis tyme der littlol tayles r teh purky!
berry, berry cuool!
Oowpzee! Ai didun reeliyz ai conga-rattid twyz!
No, but I *DO* feed you…
Oh, aw RITE! Bud ai em takkin mai affernoon nap furst!
U falled doun bai urselb – u can ged up agane
Juss call nine elebenty kthnx!
Iz ur leg sposed tew bend lyke taht? An by teh wai, mai fud bowlz emptee, hop tew it!!
Litrullee…
*sniff*
Ai wud halp u if u wuz hurted, kitteh.
O shure. U sai taht naow.
Butt wen teh goggie droold awn meh, did u hep? Noe, u laffed.
Wen teh owtsyde durt wuz awn mai pawz, did u hep? Noe, u sed ‘kittehs r seff kleening’.
Wen ur boyfrends blud wuz awl ober mai poyntee endz, did u hep? Noe, u skreeched an fayntd.
But … but … if u wuz rillee hurted ravver den seveerlee inconvenienced (which undowtedlee iz a bery bery seerious prawblum), ai wud halpify.
Ai onlee laffs after ai maeks sure u iz fiziklee teh ok.
If ai prawmisses to giv u sum salmon or a cheezburger, wud u halp meh? Oh — an plz to getting mah lipstik if u iz callin nien-elebenty.
wher teh can opener? ai bring to u, k?
Ohai, Tessm! Ai wuz in teh Sanrio stoar last Caturday & thotted uv u az ai luuked at awl teh Chococat stuff.
Ai ’splained to hubcat dat wun uv mah favrit Cheezpeeps haz Chococat az an abatar (akshullee ’splained this to him befoar — but wun hasta maek sure teh messij sinks in) & dat luukin at teh Chococat stuff maed meh smilol. Den ai purrrseeded to “ooh” an “aaah” ober awl teh Hello Kitteh stuffs. *gigglol*
Ai will hasta czech frum hoam. Ai kinnawt
asx…axs…acx…get on to Facebook atwerk.ohai, heers teh burfday fairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to peregrin an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today!! i haz bringd tasty fudjy burfday caeks, choowy spicy carrit caeks (wif an wifowt nuts an/or rayzins) wif creemcheez frosting, iskreem, sparkly party punch, baloloons, an goodie bags filled wif bownsy ballz taht go “gobbl gobbl” liek a turkee wen tehy bownse (iz almost Fanksgibbing heer in Burfday Fairy Land), ittybitty sekrit diareez wif sekrit decoder mood rings for riting yor sekrits in sekrit code, kandee, an puffy turkee stikkers wif googly eyes! an a big swish ob the burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo!
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* PB wondurs fru adn sampolz teh punch (Hic) !! Taeks a sekrit diaree tu put in a sekrit plais (if hi can membur laiter wair taht iz) !! *
Happee Burdai Peregrin !!
* nom nom nom *
* slurp slurp slurp *
Hic (parrdon)
Thish ish teh besh pardee !! Shanks Burrdai Fairee !! Hic !!
Izn’t it a bit erlee in ur dai 2 be drinkin?!
Whu spykd teh punch ?? Ai fort it wus brekkfuss joos !!
A lieklee storee!
fankees burfdai fairy
*bownsee* gobbble….gobbble *bownsee* gobbble….gobbble
*bownsee* gobbble….gobbble
Ohai, Burfday Fairy! Fankies fur teh goodies!
*givs Burfday Fairy a bouquet uv wildflowers just becuz*
*nibblols sum carrit caek wiffowt nuts or rayzins*
So I see ur paw is teh feeling all betterer now, judging by teh way u handled teh bookay and made grabbypaws at teh carrot caek, rite? RITE?
Her haz moar dan wun paw….
Lessee… she was holding teh bookay wif one, grabbypawing wif 2 others, and swatting peeps away wif another. How many moar paws she has?
Will we has to knit her a speshul sweater?
*snerk*
Mah paw iz beddur, fanks fur askin. Teh hawt choklit & teh comfee chayre didded teh trik.
oh! oh! ai can knit it! ai can knit it!
Teh v-e-t sweared taht mai sistur’s kitteh wuz part oktopuss.
Um — y wud a kitteh need paws to nom caek? Hmmm?
iz dis a pik-ture of hour LCB as a kitteh? Oar iz it anna prenntice lcb in treyning?
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(remoove teh space in teh http)
ooh – carewot caek!! I can has, pweese? – ai has bean sew gud tudae – ai satted fru anuvver webinar (PLEHPLEHPLEH elebbenty!!), pastifyed teh zamminayshun, adn wented shawpen wif mai DIL – noe gets mih startifyed abowt awl the kewt bebbehstuffz ai bawted foar the bebbeh tahtz awn teh wae – putted mih in SKWEEEEEEEEL oberdryb, upz in teh dessybellz taht onlee goggies kan heer. Ifz ai can has a peas uv carewot caek, a kupp uv sparklolly pnuch, adn a bownsy turkie bawl, ai wil goe ober inna kornur adn bih beriberi happee … *boingobblol boingobblol boingobblol*
Yer problems r uf no concern to me.
BTW my afternoon noms better be on tyme.
That is all.
All I am askin is to call 911 not asking you to do anyting else.NOW
Taht lukked teh funneh. Do itz agin!
LOL!
Yoo kan nawt get a halp fur mii, kitteh.
I hab fawlen tu teh floor in aaaawwww! of ur byootiful bloo fur, adn wif awl admirayshun uv ur lubblee, lawng, aristocatic fays.
Bloos r byootiful!
Ohai Mel!
Aahz!
*leeps intu teh ayr adn aksidentlee nokks chayr ober*
Ooopsie.
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{{{{{MelONyx}}}}}
Publik Serviss Nounsmint!
just so no one else misunderstands — there was an offensive comment made in this spot that has since been removed. The following remarks were made to that comment, not to Aahz or to Mel.
But it wasn’t critical of Aahz, just a very inappropriate remark. Well – “just” is – no such thing as “just.”
But thanks for putting this in, tessm. It helps everyone else. I think maybe there were even more remarks removed. Some comments don’t quite make sense otherwise.
Sort of a side note: It is amazing how innocent things that are written can be (mis)interpreted. When I first read your reply, Janet, I thought, “Wait, I didn’t say it was critical of Aahz, did I?”
In other words, I took your first clause as being contradictory.
Then I realized you were just pointing out that the remark that was removed was not about Aahz.
Sheesh. *shakes head*
Iz nawt jess toan uv voys, butt (!) awlsew bodee layngwij n fayshul eggspreshun. Dis B wun uv da reezunz smyleez (oar naow kawlded “emoticons”) wuz inventerated.
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N watt U sedded, Janet — sumtymz owr thots goe awn “multi-step free association tangents,” n we rite watt we thinkted uv, finkin dat evvywun els awlsew b finkin watt we wuz finkin… Datz watt kin happinz win we A$$-U-ME fingz…
fankqu tessm…I doan lurks fur a day and lookee wat happens!!! I skritched mai hed and had a confused foar a while til I figured…ooo I betcha teh head burgers removdified it
(Aahz and Mel have been long tiem commenters so didna tink tey was teh prollem)
I don’t know where to begin. Aahz wrote “Ohai MEL”, not “Ohai ME”. I bother to make this point because it is clearly the trigger for your derogatory, stereotype perpetuating, hateful comment. The word you tried to spell is “hymie”.
The name Hymie denotes no particular ill meaning, but it is used exclusively as a derogatory name and thus connotes ill intent. You didn’t stop there, however, you made it very clear you intended to hurt and perpetuate a hateful stereotype that Jews are miserly or uncharitable.
Explain yourself.
The people that make this place their home are too kind to make a fuss at your offensive remark, but I have no doubt many people raised an eyebrow when they read your offensive words. You have posted crap like this several times on Failblog and you have been called on it. Now you are bringing your racial intolerance to Lolcats. If you keep this up you won’t be welcome here, either.
In your mind it is always the fault of someone else. It’s not. It’s you.
My apologies, cheezfriends…I simple cannot let crap like this slide.
We’ve had Emily ban people at Failblog for less.
{{cheezfriends}}
Fankeez fur speeking up, Admiral adn Dragonwriter!!
tu 5 eaglez:
Wii duz not tolerate intolerance heer!! Awl b ekwul in deh iiz uv deh lolcatz. Race, religion, sexual preference adn politikz b seerrius issues adn ebbreewun heer haz maded deh tactic agreement tu lib and let lib.
Remember:
Ower onlyest rule iz tu playing niec!!!
Wii dew not allow peepz tu making deh hateful commentz!! Dis b a webby site wair awl peepz b welkum adn nun shud feel diskriminated aginst oar harrast or uzzerwize unwelkum.
If u cannot playing nice, wii asking u tu leeve.
I try diz agin… I uzed a nawty werd deh nawt sekkund time
Fankeez fur speeking up, Admiral adn Dragonwriter!!
tu 5 eaglez:
Wii duz not tolerate intolerance heer!! Awl peepz b ekwul in deh iiz uv deh lolcatz. Race, religion, s3xuall prefrins adn politikz b seerrius issues adn ebbreewun heer haz maded deh tactic agreement tu lib and let lib.
Remember:
Ower onlyest rule iz tu playing niec!!!
Wii dew not allow peepz tu making deh hateful commentz!! Dis b a webby site wair awl peepz b welkum adn nun shud feel diskriminated aginst oar harrast or uzzerwize unwelkum.
If u cannot playing nice, wii asking u tu leeve.
If u lukz at deh Urban Dikshunariez entry fur deh term Hymie, it sez (in sevral deffeenishunz) dat it b a “derogative term for a jew.” Uzing a derogatory oar perjorative werd implyz deh intent tu offend. It duz not matter if u noez hoo heer iz, oar iz not, a jew. Deh use uv deh term iz offensive just az uzing deh ‘N’ werd iz offensive. Wii had a commenter banned fur unapologeticly uzing deh “N” werd adn making rashul slurz.
It iz not that “the “H” word is bad according to Jews”. It iz bad according tu ebbreewun. It iz not uzed in polite company anywhair!!
Thiz iz not abowt power, it iz about civility and keeping dis site a safe plais fur playing and habbing deh fun.
For the benefit of any Cheezpeeps not familiar with The Admiral or DragonWriter, I will say this: In my experience on Failblog, they have proven themselves to be kind, conscientious, and quick to call people on uncivilized behavior. I have never seen them speak harshly with anyone who did not provoke it through deliberately belligerent behavior.
Ohai 5 Eagles. I doan gno ’bout yor history awn FB dat AA mentioned, so dat not withstanding, FWIW, ai interpreted yor cawmint az a social faux paw, partly coz ai nawt sekkund associate teh name Hymie wif the Get Smart character, but also coz ai fot dat maybe yew were absentmindedly refering tew a phrase yew heard in gud humor, even tho iz generally accepted dat such a fing duz nawt exists. Either way oar another, being part Jewish, it did nawt devstate mii, and ai yam sure dat ai hab inadvertantly made insults on par wif yors. So, ai appreciate yor effort to make it better adn extend floofy paw in fwendship wif hopes wii CAN move forward.
*whispers*
Psst…5 Eagles…dats wuzn’t polite
[hands 5 Eagles sum eggstra Pz & Qz]
Here, ai iz tired ob watchin’ deez myself.
Yew watch dem foar uh while, K?
5 Eagles, this is not the first time you’ve posted an offensive racist comment. I’ve been ignoring you on Failblog, but now you’re bringing your poisonous racism to a the sweet peaceful community of ICHC and it’s just boiling my blood.
Your “apology” makes me even more angry. How did you not know what Hymie means, if you wrote it with another Jewish racial slur??? You’re just proving time and again what a racist ass you are.
I will try harder in the future nativeca66. Thanks.
Thank you both for looking out for us. We’ve had other peeps join us and act all friendly until one day they start talking hateful trash. You have to feel sorry for them just a little bit, although it is hard to do so.
Deer Admirabl-A-pparent….aPParents R for settin boundariez. i seez many on dis site as doin dat gud stuf. Nawt feedin Trolls fr instance.
once I sawz sumwun ref to us (at FailBlog or PK) as “Those morons over at ICHC.” Well D’oh! We are all part of the same site!!!! “compashun n healing R mai bywurdz, but I kunfess tew hazin a purrverse enjoymt of cynicism in venues where it is the main “mood”. BUTT NAWT HEER. Thkz!
You seem to have missed a lot that happened between “Those morons over at ICHC” and today.
pleez lets nawt fite. ai hazza sad naow
*triez tew hug 5 eagles an Dragonwriter an Arthur an LCB an cweenmj anBGC an nc66 an awl cheezfrends at wunce*
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Hmmm…ICHC haz seemd tew forgit hao tew nest.
And…? Are BGCMEOWRRRR adn teh rest ob us ‘posed tew obiviate teh impact ob her cawmint frum yours? No offense AE, butt acceptance, forgiveness and teh notion of imprudent reproval are paramount tew teh ICHC tenets. Ai gno ai wuld nawt bii here if weren’t foar them, and it is wut sets this site apart from others. BGC merely points owt (a liddlol ironically) dat teh precept dat cweenmj mentioned above iz wut welcomes awl komers tew ICHC adn affordz dem teh benefit ob teh doubt…even FB members.
@nativeca66:
I have a hard time understanding what you wrote, I’m a little dyslexic when it comes to lolspeak. However, I’d like to point out two things: First of all, the Admiral wasn’t a part of our invasion a couple of months ago. In fact, he and Dragon were among those telling us invaders that we behaved inappropriately, which made every single one of us apologize to you folks. Of course, it’s up to each of you whether to accept that apology or not, but I’d say hold the Admiral accountable for what he did, not for what others did.
Secondly, 5 eagles is no stranger to us at FB. He’s been around for maybe half a year and has quite often made comments that were … questionable, to say the least. You see, plenty of us gave him the benefit of doubt, again and again, but apparently without effect. The Admiral was speaking out to him, not just because his comment appeared to be one of his disgusting moments, but also because he did it here, in a community which the Admiral obviously values.
I think BGCMEOWRRRR’s comment – as far as I understood it – was a little too aggressive towards the Admiral, especially since he was trying to assist you folks. Sure, you’re free to call that assistance unnecessary. But wouldn’t it then still be the Admiral’s right to voice his opinion?
Thirdly, the blog will most likely nest correctly in awhile. That happens sometimes when people get banned.
Three things! Make that three things!
I’ll come in again.
@ AE:
Understood re: The “invasion” tho I would better characterize it as a welcome coming together.
As for 5 Eagles. I understand he may have a history (acknowledged), but on ICHC, peeps often get second chances for reasons less that what I proposed.
BGC was a little (little) aggressive yes, but in the context of second chances, it was not inappropriate, and she should have as much right as the Admiral to express her opinion.
I’m not trying to create tension, really, just trying to express what ICHC means to me, and perhaps insinuate what the Admiral finds appealing about it. [Extends floofy paw in friendship] {{{{{{{AE}}}}}}}
*shakes paw*
Sure, she has that right. But to me it looked kinda strange to see that reaction in the given context, especially since she seemed to be uninformed about the aftermath of the invasion (that indeed turned out to be a welcome coming together – later on) and about what FB is and is not. Dunno if you know, but it’s pretty much the same on FB like it is here – friends who love to joke around, enjoy each other’s presence and all that (although I heard that it was different before my time on FB started, which was almost a year ago). Difference is that there’s more troll influx on FB, hence more often either troll whacking or cake time (we copied that from you folks).
For the above reason I absolutely understand what the Admiral and other FB regulars like about this site and I would too – if it wasn’t for the language. No offense, but I can’t stand lolspeak, maybe ’cause learning normal English was hard enough for me. I consider it language butchering, but that surely doesn’t mean I consider you folks morons or whatever.
So thank you for replying in non-lolspeak, it makes it much easier for me.
*waves*
Oh, I forgot to say that we gave 5 eagles more like 10 chances. You see, he declared “war” on the Admiral, on me and I think on at least one more person. He made racist remarks like “I understand that white people make the rules here”, hence calling us racist (he said he is a native Canadian) by insinuating we treated him differently because of his heritage. And, not to forget, several on FB felt insulted by some sexist comments 5 eagles also made.
So it’s not like people don’t get a second chance on FB.
This is to Arthur.
Thanks for your very kind words about our place here. And I thank all of you for looking out for our best interests.
I just want to toss in a word about LOLspeak. I wish you woudn’t think of it as “language butchering.” It’s is so far from that – and it always distresses me greatly when people think that.
I’m glad to hear you don’t think we are morons. As I have also often read in other places. What most people don’t realized is that it takes a VERY high level of intelligence to keep up with what we do here. And a lot of creativity.
Much of what we are doing with the language (and it is not English – it’s LOLspeaK) is playing with it – finding new and different ways to say things and express ourselves – that can be funnier than any “proper” use of the language. It’s seeing things in an entirely different light.
One of our best users of LOLspeak is a very famous and popular British comics illustrator. He’s also a writer – and very, very funny. But what he could do in LOLspeak left one positively breathless with admiration.
It’s true. You have to learn it. And some people are far better at it than others. But – the general intelligence and education level here is extremely high. I would say over half of our people speak more than one language. I myself am also fluent in German, and can converse in Italian, make myself understood in French and Spanish, and have studied Russian and Latin. Well, I studied the others, too!
For most of us here, it’s BECAUSE we love languages and humor that we do this. And the bonus is wonderful friends and companions.
Yeah Janet, I know. But, alas, it does hurt my eyes. You see, when I’m here and look through your comments in lolspeak I catch myself making the “I have just bitten in a lime”-face. I can’t help it, I dislike lolspeak. But I know that it isn’t easy to create, that it has a lot of potential to make puns and similar – all in all that it’s not a sign of lacking intelligence. Took me awhile to realize that, I admit to having thought you folks are idiots without any respect for the language when I first saw lolspeak. But now I know better – but still just can’t stand it. As I said, I don’t mean to offend you. For myself, I prefer a place where the majority uses, errrr, let’s say standard English. Strike the words “language butchering”.
Well, Arthur Eid! We people with the three letter German names should be friends. And I was just at DragonWriter’s site – and there you were speaking German!! Hmmmmmmm. . . .
To NA66 and my other Cheezfrenz: If my reputation as a commenter here means anything to you, please know that the Admiral, DW and Fluffy spoke out of genuine concern for the Cheezpeeps and not out of pettiness or as part of a vendetta against one person. I am friendly with the three of them outside of the blog and will vouch for their fine character and willingness to give people second chances and can validate their mistrust of 5 Eagles. When you question their motives, you question mine.
Indeed, when I saw 5 Eagles begin to post here, I was concerned based on what I had seen of his behavior on FailBlog. I didn’t want my trusting Cheezfrenz to get burned once again after welcoming someone who later turned out to be smallminded and hateful. But I didn’t interfere with his right to post comments here and held my peace until now, when his pattern began to show itself.
Let me also clarify something about Failbloggers. Sadly, because of lack of actual experience with Failblog, many Cheezpeeps ascribe the disdaining, anti-lolcat, anti-everyone attitude to *all* FBers. This is simply not the case.
Although I am first and foremost a Cheezpeep, I spend time on FailBlog, have been made to feel welcome there, and have gotten to know the “culture” fairly well. It is much more complicated than here; yes, there are some “regulars” on FB who indeed look down on this site and on lolspeak yet there are others who are parallel to us in playful and kind-hearted spirit. When I speak of my “FailBlog friends” I refer to this second group. There is also, as someone else noted, a much higher incidence of drive-by trolls there. So you can’t characterize the whole site just from a few quick visits.
The Admiral, Dragonwriter, Fluffy, and even Arthur are all in the second group, i.e. the “there but for the use of lolspeak go us” crowd. If you are a kind, considerate person they will laugh and cry with you, offer comfort when you’re down and defend you when you are attacked. If you are belligerent and/or make racist or sexist remarks, they will call you on it. Just like the best of Cheezpeeps.
Phooey. Got moderated because of one word. I’ll try again:
To NA66 and my other Cheezfrenz: If my reputation as a commenter here means anything to you, please know that the Admiral, DW and Fluffy spoke out of genuine concern for the Cheezpeeps and not out of pettiness or as part of a vendetta against one person. I am friendly with the three of them outside of the blog and will vouch for their fine character and willingness to give people second chances and can validate their mistrust of 5 Eagles. When you question their motives, you question mine.
Indeed, when I saw 5 Eagles begin to post here, I was concerned based on what I had seen of his behavior on FailBlog. I didn’t want my trusting Cheezfrenz to get burned once again after welcoming someone who later turned out to be smallminded and hateful. But I didn’t interfere with his right to post comments here and held my peace until now, when his pattern began to show itself.
Let me also clarify something about Failbloggers. Sadly, because of lack of actual experience with Failblog, many Cheezpeeps ascribe the disdaining, anti-lolcat, anti-everyone attitude to *all* FBers. This is simply not the case.
Although I am first and foremost a Cheezpeep, I spend time on FailBlog, have been made to feel welcome there, and have gotten to know the “culture” fairly well. It is much more complicated than here; yes, there are some “regulars” on FB who indeed look down on this site and on lolspeak yet there are others who are parallel to us in playful and kind-hearted spirit. When I speak of my “FailBlog friends” I refer to this second group. There is also, as someone else noted, a much higher incidence of drive-by tr0lls there. So you can’t characterize the whole community just from a few quick visits.
The Admiral, Dragonwriter, Fluffy, and even Arthur are all in the second group, i.e. the “there but for the use of lolspeak go us” crowd. If you are a kind, considerate person they will laugh and cry with you, offer comfort when you’re down and defend you when you are attacked. If you are belligerent and/or make r@cist or s3xist remarks, they will call you on it. Just like the best of Cheezpeeps.
Wow, that was extremely kind. On behalf of the others you mentioned: Thank you, and thanks from me, too (“even”? …
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I just feel the need to clarify one more time that my approach to lolspeak is more of a knee-jerk reaction than “looking down” on it. As I said, I just can’t help it.
*squeeze!*
I say “even Arthur” simply because I don’t know you quite as well as I do the other 3. Get yourself on Facebook and that might change.
*squeeze*
May I throw in my two cents worth?
When I first went to Failblog I thought the concept was fun and enjoyed it a bit, but there was so much nastiness, hatefulness, and genuine stupidity I couldn’t stand to be there. Once in a while I would check in and then turn away.
I have been visiting more and more often though, because, to my delight, the place has mellowed and become more pleasant and friendly! I am delighted to see that! Thank you, FB regulars, for making it that way.
There are ellebenty-trillion sites on the web where people can go and spew all manner of filth, bile, and insult. How awesome that we have this.
♥♥♥♥♥donkey-’squeeze’♥♥♥♥♥
Gee — I apparently missed all the fireworks. All I did was greet MelONyx, but apparently someone misread what I wrote. In a small way I feel as though I started this whole affair, but at the same time I realize that I have no control over the actions (and postings) of others, and if someone wrote something offensive they probably would have written it sooner or later anyway regardless of whether I posted anything or not.
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I’m proud to be a CheezFriend, and even more so after reading the most recent posts of such CheezFriends as LCB, Janet, Cween, and others. We really have a quality group of people here.
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And as one of the CheezFriend community, I would also like to welcome the “second group” FailBloggers to ICHC
(*extends paw to Admiral, Dragonwriter, Fluffy, and Arthur*)
Even if you don’t like LOLspeak, please know that you are always welcome to come and visit and post (in “standard” English) with all of us here.
First, I would like to shake the paw of all who have offered and all who would offer their paws to me. In return I extend my hand in friendship to all the fine peeps here.
I feel very honored to have friends like LCB and Arthur to vouch for me and defend my motives when I am not around. I definitely got a warm fuzzy reading what they wrote above. I would also like to thank my dear friends Dragonwriter and Fluffy for not wanting me to be a sole voice speaking out.
I am quite capable of ignoring the person in question; I do so every day. However, sometimes he goes too far. This was one of those times. I very much understand the community here even though I participate infrequently. (I have friends here, and I do try to honor those friendships by commenting occasionally, most during special events.) I do have a history with said person, but as LCB has stated, I did not act out of malice or vengeance, though he has given me plenty of reason to do so. Besides being ill informed on the manners of polite society, the person in question also has a quick temper and shown a desire for physical violence. After I challenged him on a misogynistic remark, he demanded that we meet to fight it out physically. All this doesn’t bother me. It is the verbal abuse he directs at my friends that causes me to speak out. As a current example, after Dragonwriter posted her comment above, this nasty person wrote what could be considered a threat on her Web site. I wrote what I wrote because I want this lovely community to see what some of us on Failblog see.
I look forward to further reading of the clever comments from the fine folks here. (Yes, I enjoy reading lolspeak in small doses.)
Oh Admiral Apparent. That iz so sad. A threat?? on her web site??
I never doubted your word. Ai just really hoped we could maybe make a difference. We have done it. Helped many people. I had hoped perhaps we could do it again.
You are a kind, gentle, loving soul, Janet, and I admire you so greatly for that.
{{cheez-squeeze}}
In fact, I love the cheezpeeps and this site. I guess I’m a dragon who is very protective of the things that I care about. I’m not worried about the vague threat posted on my site, so I don’t want you to worry about it either. It is just a commentary on what kind of person posts such things…and the original hateful comment that I’m very glad to see is now gone from this thread.
*shakes floofy paws all around*
*leaves a basket of squeezes for Cheezfriends and Failpeeps*
I also missed the fireworks, evidently. I saw 5 eagles’ comment, but gritted my teeth and ignored it. He has made me both incredulous and angry before, both here and on FB (I tend to lurk there, don’t usually comment), but I usually take a deep breath and ignore him. {{{{{Aahz}}}}} It is definitely not your fault, or mine, if someone misreads an innocent comment and makes an awful reference out of it.
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Love you all, my cheezies! {{{{{Cheezfrenz}}}}}
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FB regulars – *squeeze*!
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Really, too, lolspeak is optional. If you wish to post in English, please feel free to do so. There are several people in the cheez community who have dyslexia, dysgraphia, a significant, deeply ingrained sense of grammar and spelling, or other reasons that they do not like or cannot use lolspeak. We don’t care. Everyone who is willing to play nicely with others is welcome here!
Mai verree moast deer frend Lolcatburgrar.
Ai do know this – an it iz NAWT that ai didnt beleeve ebreething yoo sed.
Butt – we hav chanjed so menee peepel – fur teh gud. Ai inclood maiself in this groop. Just bai beeing heer wif awl teh wunderfull cheezpeeps.
Ai hav had menee, menee wunderful frenz awl of mai laif, an ai hav had moar fun tahn enewun had a rite too. BUTT – being heer – iz so SPESHUL. It haz added thingz to mak laif ai dint eben noe wud be pawssibul.
Ai hoeped we cud doo that fur 5 Eagles – an ai still think we can. Ai awlwayz think ov “Scrooge,” as A CHRISTMAS CAROL iz akshoolee mai Biblol! He cud bee chanjed fur teh gud – an wuz – eben tho ebreewun had given him up fur loast.
Ai luk at us at sort ov being teh Three Spiritz an Jakob Marlee awl rolled up into the menee ov us.
Ai still think 5 Eaglez iz nawt a bad purrrson – just maybee a viktim ov hiz environment. An ai think he can – an will – if given a chance – become moar than he iz nao.
So – ummmm – that’z waht ai think. Ai’ll admit ai’m nawt awlwaiz rite – but ai hav faith in us.
An ai DOO laik teh FBers that yoo laik.
My dear friend Janet, all I will say is that I would love to be wrong about this.
You will be wrong cause I am really going to try harder. But I will need help. Sometimes people see two different things from different angels.
We happily give you all the help you need. I really do think you are a much better person than perhaps even you know.
More on all that later.
Got to go to bed now!
Wow…it’s amazing that you could get all of that out of “Ohai, Mel”…we all refer to MelONyx as Mel…and Ohai is our standard greeting. Aahz, if this peep isn’t kind enough to apoligize for their churlish behavior, I do so on their behalf. {{Aahz}}
oopsie…apologize….I feel I must correct that because others have difficulty understanding anything short of perfect grammar…..mea culpa.
ohai COL: aifinkso you misunderstand. There was another comment made by 5 eagles, as a reply to Aahz, that has since been removed. That was the one that was offensive. Trust me. It was.
Dis kitteh luks perZAKly liek mah BlooMax, an can has teh same cattitood also. Except taht BlooMax wud be pattin mah noes an eies wif his paw to say, “Well? Why yu no gets up? Iz hongree!” Den if I didn get up he mite bring me teh celfone.
“Git halp”?
Howzabowt git cheezburger? Dis wurks fer u?
Ohai Ai haz teh exsited dis moarning. Wuz teh Baldee eaglol sidding in teh tree owtsied mai bedruum windoe.
Iz teh nawt sekkund tiem Ai wuz wiffin spittin distance uf an eaglol.
U spitted awn an eaglol?
Nawty Rat!
U shoulda seed what teh eaglol did to WRr!
Hao els wuz hi supposd tu figgure owt hao far it wuz? Kinda hard tu uze a tayp meashur.
Ai nawt spitted awn teh eaglol. Ai haz spitted awn teh tree when it luuked liek it needed sum waddurs.
Inz kays yu nawt has noetys’d, ai izz a cat – wih du nawt du “Fetsch” …
Butt! Butt! Iz minimin’s dubblol!!!
Dat kitteh looks leik mai Stormy cat, butt (giglol) slimmer!
Iz a dog, not a cat.
Lassie is a dog, yknow.
BWAHAHHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
*breath*
BWAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAH!
*falls over*
*sigh*
Thank you.
I needed that laugh after reading that thread.
Now I shall make some hot chocolate. Would you care to join me?
hai ppl. Sometins been rong wit my commnts latly, if u can see dis messag reply to it sayin u canz. thnx.
I see it!
@ AE again: You have a friend request on your profile.
Which profile?
Arthur_Eld
The ICHC profile? I didn’t even know that still existed…
I use MySpace for that, maybe I’ll add Facebook somewhen.
Yep. Dis wun ritecheer
“Awaiting moderation”? Why’s that? I’ll try again:
Oh, I forgot to say that we gave 5 eagles more like 10 chances. You see, he declared “war” on the Admiral, on me and I think on at least one more person. He made räcist remarks like “I understand that white people make the rules here”, hence calling us räcist (he said he is a native Canadian) by insinuating we treated him differently because of his heritage. And, not to forget, several on FB felt insulted by some se xist comments 5 eagles also made.
So it’s not like people don’t get a second chance on FB.
Okay, this time I forgot to reply. *sigh*
*nods* Understood. I’ll post on your (Arthur_Eld) profile, in a little while. If the Admirial iz friends with us, he can see and chime in.
[extends floofy paw to AA]
neva count on kitteh for helpz
*nods solumlee*
Is like trying to teech teh pig to sing.
(wastes ur time, annoys teh pig, yada yada)
My ex-gf has a cat that looks just like that, and is named Lassie.
iz timme doun da wel?