You’re just jealous that you can’t hide
You’re just jealous that you can’t hide when Aunt Mabel comes to visit.
but nuffing can save u frum her froot caek.
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that is so TRU!
scoot awn ober, kitteh, I will tri it anywais.
W0ot!! carosue – TWICE!!!
Folloled bai nighshayde an gammacat!
Hip hip hooray!
Hip hip hooray!!
Hip hip HOORAY!!!
Fur enewun hoo duznt noe yet!!
OH BURGHERZ OV CHEEZLAND!!
Ai bring yoo gud taidings ov grate joi. Becuz tomorrow ~
FRIDAY, THE 20 DAY OF NOVEMBRRRRR 2009
When teh ICHC clok strikez 6 AM – this VERREE LOL tomorrow!!!
(aka 9AM PST, 10AM MT. 11AM CST, NOON EST, 5PM TTI & 6PM Yurp ~
There will be a HYOOJ (I hope) Celery Brashun in honor of the BIRTHDAY of
That Tendrilled Darling ov ICHC ~
Teh Wun, the Only, the Many -
MARY O’ SPOCKN
aka Chopp’d Livah Grrl, Sweetpea, MayWee, Mais Oui, Mais Non, Maus’s Ebil Princess AND her pet FyoomiGater
EBREEWUN iz moast hartilee invited.
It will bee a potluck/Come az yoo ar!!
Yoo may bring shwimps in awl kinds ov deelishus vershuns az well as other dellishusn an nootrishus refreshmints an drinkses and prezzies.
(But pleeeeez leeve the Roundup an awl snipperz, hoez, macheteeez, etc) at hoam!!) Whooo hooo!! See yoo there!
An then – MOAR joi!
ON CATURDAY, TEH 21ST DAY OV NOVEMBRRR 2009
ICHC taim 8 AM (teh THURD LOL ov teh day),
PST 11AM, Noon MT, 1 PM CST, 2 PM EST, 7 PM TTI an 8 PM Yurp!
We will Silly Brate teh BURFDAY ov ar deer beloved, wunderul
LUNARMOMMY!!! an awlso cyoot littlol TAYA
EBREEWUN iz ov corse moast cordiallee invited to bee there!
Tehre will bee caek (wif whippee creem an/oar aiez creem) an cawfee an tee. Thoz fur hoom teh sun iz ober teh yardarm can awlso hav teh choklit martooneez.
Yoo may bring uther gud thingz fur teh buffay tayblol. An ov corse, prezzies ov awl kinds ar encoorajed!
Yay, yay, yay 4 teh beeluffed birffday kittehz!!!!
wii can awl bringz teh swimps; darez soo miny wayz 2 prepare demz:
yoo can:
airpop dem,
boil dem,
cook dem,
dyse dem,
e…
egg, bredcrum, an
fry tehm
garlik sawtay tehm
hot sawse tehm
icy cold shwimp cokktayl them
joose, tomater, serve tehm wif
krispy tehm
lemmin sawse tehm
marrinayt tehm
n…
nuke dem (jes uh liddlol) wif tobassco
orange sauce dem
peel-n-eet dem
q…
Conga ratz!
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Mebbeh sumfin uh beet bettr.
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U iz wize, kitteh.
Conga-Ratz, NS and carosue!
I can fit under there if I really want tew!
Hey, is dat my remote?
an mai missing socks?
How did all dis monees get hear?
Toof fairy wuz a liddlol baked dat nite, figured under bed wuz
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY beddur dan unner pillow.
Wanna bet?
I has been knowed to hied unner teh bed wunse in a whiel.
*nom nom nom*
[luks frum unner bed where wuz sneeky eetin beef jerky]
Wut?
Wii woan let dem make us eet teh veggies will wii Mr. Puddleswurth?
[hugs stufted ducky]
Nao dat takes me back.
I can’t fit all the way under mine. Luckily, my daughter loves to crawl under my bed & will get shoes out from under there whenever asked to.
i use teh terriblol hedache eggscuse.
Dats the same eggscyooz mai nonX-YL yoozes.
Yew habin sects wif yor biziting relatives?
OMG. ai relee did has ant Mabel tu hied frum. But kitteh did da hidingz frum cuzun Linda. wut a mene liddul kid she wuz.
wii Beez hiding frum,
Aunt Ann,
Brother Jo,
Cuzun Lynda,
D…
Debbil
Ebill peepz
F….
Frend Fred
Gud Witch Glinda
Half-cuzzin Harry
I…
Igoyr
Jehovehz witnussus
Krazee kat ladeez
Lawng John Silva
Mawm
N…
Nawty Nancy
Ogrez
Peter, Peter Punkin Eeter
Q……
Nomz taht were stayle
Ogrez
Prrikklee PorkyooPinez
Q. . .
Qweshuns wii innawt ansr
Rayjeen mahd peeplolz
Stayle bred dat ploots cheezwurl
Trollz
U…
ungoolets,
voles,
wierdwollfs,
Familee ob brudder
Gerkee stealers
High Toof Fairies
I…
*fine!* *good!* *harumph!*
Iffn yew awr awl gonna hide frum mii, then ai yam
Just gonna sit here and
Keep tew myself.
L…
LOWD an skeeree noizes
Menz hoo go *harumph*
Nok nok joekz about nannerz
O. . .
Orange iz teh punchline jokes
*Pishaw* When *harumph* iz moar phun tew say
Quintisential non-paladins
R…
Restless goastees
Scaeree mohnstererz
Toddlollers (RUN!!)
Ugly goggies
V…
Vakuus peepz
Waste-uv-spais peepz
X-spouzez
Y…..
Yapee goggies
Zappying lectric fenz
Rap-singing liddlol pree-teens,
Some fings wee donut disc us,
Tuch dat futball channel an yu are blarg i are ded,
U…
Uncawntrollablol kidlets
Vackoomz!!
Weerd noyzes
X…
X-min,
yacks,
zi-goats!!!!
*bad fronsch accent*
Duz zii-men stare at zi-goats?
freddy krooger,
gosts,
horriblol peepz,
Inbiziblol monsterz
Jaguarz attaking deh Jugularz
Kaniblolz
L……
Lionz, get in teh car
Midnite emayoling
No Nek Monsterz
P. . . .
Aunt Ann,
Brother Jo,
Cuzun Lynda,
Remines meh ub dis:
kafflean, yoo is teh koolest!
I wood lyke to “frend” yoo, if ice kann figure owt (yoo naught has ICHC dashbord?)
NE wayz, I enjoied yore last blog Ntree about teh spiritchool eggsprearences and Nsite! Y go, gurl!
oh, thank you!!!
Yes, I have an ICHC profile. It is under kafleen.
Here is the URL: http://cheezburger.com/pictures-by-kafleen/
*sigh* comment awaiting moderation with an ICHC url.
I said, sans web addy:
oh, thank you!!!
Yes, I have an ICHC profile. It is under kafleen.
i sended u a frend rekwest.
Mai Aunt mabel wuz teh best uv awl mai aunts. Her wuz lubblee!
Ohai adn gud morrow tew ya Anni.
Mai faborite aunty iz Barbara.
Nawt tew bii cawnfuzed wif Santy Barbara.
Tho sum say shii izza Saint.
Lemme see…
Aunty Virus
Aunty Depress-Aunt
Aunty Discrimination
Aunty Toxin
Aunty Quity
Aunty Disestablishmentarianism
Yup…dats mai faborite.
[dives unner bed wif kitteh]
I herd Aunt Flo wuz gunna bii visiting soon tew.
U shud prolly hied rite befoar hur showz up!
Awr yew threatenin meh?
Nope, I’m tryin to halp u.
Iz yooshulee danjurisest rite befoar hur showz up.
U know teh Pre-Maturnlol-ant-Showinup?
Dew ai need Tee Pee?
Alwayz!
tengan sus papelas?
TP for my bunghole!!!
Tehre, aiz backk frum emeowing dat tu mai boi. *snerk*
*dives unner bed wiff kitteh an carasoo*
ai herd my mudder-N-lawr bii bisiting to! 0_o!
fambly coming tew visit! howse a mess! AAAHHH!!!
*dives unner bed wif kitkay an carasoo an teh kitteh*
its gettin crowded unner heer!
Adn dem nawt leebing until aftur fangs gibbons!!! Hoep U pakked lawts uf noms.
yu wanna dust wile yur down dere?
dust bunnies…dont want!
Butt(!) dey so cute!
*gibbs pj awl teh dust bunnies frum unner teh beds in KK Haus*
dare, i fictx it!
Hay, dat littlolist wun wuz nawt a dust bunnie, dat wuz my kitteh!
ruh, roe,
*dusts liddel kitteh orff*
*gibbs kitten bakk to burdy*
dare, ai fickx it!
Sokay, eberreewun finks the beeg wuns are kittehs, an tries to swweep up teh liddlol wuns!
Izza ez misteak in mai howse. Ai haz hare drifts.
Wut we can has fur nomz besiedz jurky? Iz awlmoast drak nd getting hungreez. Tomoro ai bringz trukey soop fur birfdai prateez, k?
turn-key soopz, ummm, ummm,
ai gotz 2 goez und mayke sum deener 4 mii, now
BBL wiff sum spanish braun ryse!
(fuds 2 puts N it:
avacodoez,
bell pepperz,
celery,
d…
Dill piklols
Extry cheeeeeez
Fried Yumyuns
G. . .
Gwok-a molee
Hambrrrrgurrr
Icee creme (fur desert!)
Jalopenos!
K…
Kikks (no, wate, dem iz 4 teh kidds!),
Littlol peeses ob
Meet…
Nommy bitz uv veggyz
Onyunz
Pepperz, nawt hawt
Q…
que-so,
redd pepprz (knot hawt),
slyses ob
tomaytoes,
Umami dey be tastin ob
Volez
Watrcrez
Y…
Turkey soop tomorry??? sowndz gud tu mii!!
Fur now, howze bowt I bring in deh nommy baked skwish wif budder and a beeg bowl uv froot salad wif minimushmellowz adn a fresh frum deh bakery loaf uv honey oat bread?? Adn dere b sum fresh kawfee in deh pot and a kettlol uv hot water wif sordid teez. I putting dis awl on deh boofay tablol wif platez adn silberwairz so u kin awl halping ursefz.
Mahm sed dat my brudder an himz famlee mite show up az erlee az dis Caturday, foar teh fanks-gibbin loliday.
I nawt caer wen dey show up oar wen dey go hoam, cuz I NAWT LIBBIN DERE NO MOAR!
**happy dansdansdans**
*Brings in sordid da cutetae….chopt veggies*
*Takes away beef jerky*
*grabs a beef gerkee befour pj gits away*
[pawnders soopergluing PJ's choppin nife tew teh cownter]
[recawnsiderz]
*sigh* After awl, dats awl ai haz eetens oar can eets foar weeks
[reluctantly takes some veggies adn sits inna corner and nibblolz]
[misses jerky beef]
You can haz ranch dip?
*powty lip*
unless iz fat-free *pleh*
Heer, NCa, hab sum full-fat blu cheez ranch dip. No calrees, ai promiss!
Mmmmm…blu cheezy ranch dip.
Calrees ai can haz, its the full-fat part dat killifies meh. *owch*
well, Virchewally no caloriez!
You can make hidden valley wiff plain yogurt instead ob mayo?
Or try lite sour cream. And then experiment wiff garlic, basil andother herbs. The end result will probly be bedder dan de original. Itwood really cus if you had to do wiffout salties.
Ohai, pj, my nite-owl fren!
I wuz just finking bout yoo, an how nyse it iz 2 hass yoo hear, yoo hazzunt bin hear so lawng, an yoo is teh funny!
Yoo shood maykify yore self a “dashboard” 2 linkify yore bloonayme, and then cheezpeepz can “frend” yoo!
Well, ai hassta go now, nitey-nite owl (an nitey-nyte all!)
Nitey nite, kitkay!
teh calrees are not allowed in ICHC. or iz teh fats. so iz full-fat wifowt teh fat
*facepaw*
DATS RITE!
Ai can haz awl teh Ranch, Blu Cheez, yada-yada-yada ai want.
[Tacklolz PJ and takes back beef jerky]
BTW – Dere izn’t much full-fat inna BJ
…
[luks up at own carmint]
Heds tew NB.
Clebbur Ornjj Kitteh
knoez awwwllll t3h Besstest Hydeengz
Playssez Hewminz doan’tz!
Clebbur Orrnj Kitteh
canz hydez awkkmoast enneewayr
andz maykz itz luukz gud!!
Ckebbur Ornjj Kitteh
duz nawtz wawntz!Annt Maybiil’z beeg
oaldz nasstee Froot Cayk!!!
Jack.
butt(!) eet maykz such eh gud doyrstawp!
Ore as shootcake fore a treybooshay!
Mebbee deh punkin chunkin guiz kin b moderfyer dehre chunkerz tu b frootkake chunkerz!!
*whispurrs* ai B a closit-frootcake lyker, too.
Dare beez sum good wons…wiffout dose PLEH, PLEH, PLEH CITRONZ!
Tehy problolbly awlreddi haz.
riggin frizle frap!!11!! i wuz loggeded in2 mah wierdpress blog and ai commentted bai mai regulor nom de plum — zippythepoet nd it sayd “ur commint is awaiting moderatushns” blarg!
nywho, as ai sayd as zippythepoet, froot cayke iz teh pleh — unless itz gotz lotz o rum in it!
Dats sounds liek meh sumtiems…
…pleh unless iz getz lotz o rum in meh.
ai noe da feelin, yesh, ai do!
btw, aifink ifn de moderatorer apruves mah commint as zippythepoet, ai will go bai dat name frum now on, cuz it has my abatar on eet — ai not like the quilty-looking abatar sew mush.
hey and howdy zippytehpoet! iz yoo noo? *Xtends floofy pause ob frenship* wii can alwayz oos moar zippeez!!! ai lykes teh poetyree, tewz!
ohai zippee!!! *takes z’s floofy paws of frenship and shakes* yesh, ai b a noob — ai wuz lurkin for meny months butt(!) jus started loling wif de cheezpeeps a few daze ago — itz sew mush fun!
zippythepoet iz mai nom de plum on mai blog nd ai jus stuck wif it for ICHC. and yesh, ai does de poetyrree, amongst meny tings, but ai can’t even compares 2 Jack Deth nd hiz lubly and cleber kitteh haiku, so ai nt tries on deh ICHC!
Oh kom awn. PWEEEEEEZE.
Wii iz awl fwends here.
And, wii lubz teh poeytree.
Wuld lub tew hear yorez.
[doe eyes *blink blink*]
I wanna here!
*triez tu imagine NC66 making deh doe eyez*
*fawlz on floor laffing
*wipes beer frum chin*
Wut?
gud 2 meet yoo, zippytehpeot! now yoo iz a cheezfren, and must komes out and play wiff us offin!
yoo can maykes yore nayme bloo, and connex 2 yer blog, yesh! Onlee Jack can maykes teh speshul High-cute, butt(!) wii has uzzers hoo haz postified wunnerful poemz, too. Ebberywon haz dare own uneek stile!
Ai’d rathur drinks teh rum an furgit teh frootcaek.
uv neber had mai stepmomcat’s froot cyak — itz da bomb! Wif lotsa rum in eet, and nun of teh yucky gummie frootie-pretending tings in eet, eider — der’s real froot! et iz teh yum!
Ai myte bi willing tu tri it iffin it haz reel froot.
it’s troo, dey haz mayded treybooshay frootcayke ebentz…saw it on teh innertoobs last yere—hole bunches ob peez komes 2 it after teh Chrissy-muss, an dey shoots teh caykes…is hilly air ee us! Maybee sum cheezpeep cood fynd it and lynk it hear, lyke nc6666666666 duz, or redddddddd duz……….
Ohai, cewwnmj, kitkay andz catena:
Punnkin Chunkuurz habz
shawt Froot Caykz frum Ayr Presshurr
Cannun a few tymez!
Froot Caykz nawtz trabbill
berreh fawr. Dayz ekksploadidz
lykez lawtza Bukk Shawtz!!
Frootz Caykz flunngd frum Beeg
Cat~a~pult didz bettah, butz
didz nawtz trabbillz fawr!!!
Jack.
A punkin chunkin haikoo!!! U rok, Jack!!!!
Schmooo tu yooo!!
w00t, w00t, JD!
datz funneh–and hycute, too!
dis remynds mii ob teh infaymous “Spud Gun”…
h ttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bIsxtfiGJMc&feature=related
“Nathan dont hit yore kitteh!”
froot cayk is teh pleh unless itz gotz lotz o’ rum in eet!
oh mistah/miz moderatorer (nd all de cheezpeeps) — i iz zippytehpeot — iz logged into mah werdpress blog as mah regolar nom de plum — oopsies!
OMG only if I could hide under the couch!!!
Ne1 notiz deh jack holden up deh bed?
Kandy date fer “There, I fixed it”?
I was wondering about the scissor jack myself… first thing I noticed. Then that there is a remote control WITH a DVD or VCR under there. Weird.
Here’s why Aunt Mabel is scary:
I have chunks of Aunt Mabel in my stool!
Phil Harman ref – FTW
oh lawd!
dats gotta hurt! 8-0
wade a minint, liss C if dis wurks: 8 O
Y my googlol ice naught werk?
…oar ;shock;
carp!
Wuts dis? Colon iz nawt code 59?
Dublol czechz manuel.
:shock:
Dats beddur. It wuz code 58.
I iz
ed u dint membering dat! 
Sawry
I’ll put teh blu linkee litening rod away nao.
w0w, whin i try 2 copy and payst teh fase, it shows up az teh letter and nummer insted
Ai fink yew sumhao gawt the nummer zero at nawt sekkund instead ob the letter oh, az in “OMG iz wurkin nao.”
O8
:rolls:
Is that a car jack holding up your bed frame?
No, dat iz teh bed frame holding daown teh karjakk.
No, its a holding bed jacking around wif yor car frame.
[finds weird luking mask awn grownd]
Yeah? well at least I speak LOL.
Oh wait!
[drops mask]
Ewww I dun feelz sew gud.
Dat fing iz awful.
[blows chunks]
*pleh* *pleh* *pleh*
…oh luk bits ob Aunt Mabel
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[puts awn foil hat]
Yew alilens awr nawt gunna read my mind wif yor space speak.
wowza. OH EWW! MY KITTEH BARFED!
OH MAN! THAT IS SO FRIGGIN GROSS! 
i feel ur pain