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Zzzzzzzz!
conCATs…er, conLIONs!
Ai thort lyonz wuz cats!
moast catz thinkify taht tehy izz izz lionz
Ai sekkund dat
ohai anni!
no conga-rats this time, insted we will lionize u!
an u always can haz teh lion’s shar!
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talunt – yu has it!
Thx, ai jus wen intoo microeesoff werd an fown lyown pikshur an sayv an opin an payst itna werd. Den, ai putz eet awn “fayd behin texast” an typ stuffs dat luk liiek et. Finullee, ai pasded intoo cheezburger commint, an TA DA! A lyown!
‘tiz brillyunt!!
Noh, ai jus has toow mush frei tym.
Ai cud hav awl teh free taim in teh whirrld, an ai still cudn’t do it! Yoo ar talented!!
Wai do yoo hav awl this free taim awn yur hands??? We ar, ai must say, verree happe that yoo hav!! Yur payntings ar deliteful!
Ai jus wanna spred roun maxy-mum joi fer aw the Cheezpeeplolz. Mai seecrit? Ai m nawt ay groawn-uhp! An wen Ai em, meh cray z frend dat iz akt ah forf hurr ayj weel keip meh yung, dat’s fer shur! Ai weel meyk shur dat yoo guise git teh xtra daibritinr ob hipurrcreeateevnes ai wus blesd wif.
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OHAI!! Just me again!
OH BURGHERZ OV CHEEZLAND!!
Ai bring yoo gud taidings ov grate joi. Becuz tomorrow ~
<b FRIDAY, THE 20 DAY OF NOVEMBRRRRR 2009
When teh ICHC clok strikez 6 AM – this VERREE LOL tomorrow!!!
(aka 9AM PST, 10AM MT. 11AM CST, NOON EST, 5PM TTI & 6PM Yurp ~
There will be a HYOOJ (I hope) Celery Brashun in honor of the BIRTHDAY of
That Tendrilled Darling ov ICHC ~
Teh Wun, the Only, the Many -
MARY O’ SPOCKN
aka Chopp’d Livah Grrl, Sweetpea, MayWee, Mais Oui, Mais Non, Maus’s Ebil Princess AND her pet FyoomiGater
EBREEWUN iz moast hartilee invited.
It will bee a potluck/Come az yoo ar!!
Yoo may bring shwimps in awl kinds ov deelishus vershuns az well as other dellishusn an nootrishus refreshmints an drinkses and prezzies.
(But pleeeeez leeve the Roundup an awl snipperz, hoez, macheteeez, etc) at hoam!!) Whooo hooo!! See yoo there!
An then – MOAR joi!
ON CATURDAY, TEH 21ST DAY OV NOVEMBRRR 2009
ICHC taim 8 AM (teh THURD LOL ov teh day),
PST 11AM, Noon MT, 1 PM CST, 2 PM EST, 7 PM TTI an 8 PM Yurp!
We will Silly Brate teh BURFDAY ov ar deer beloved, wunderul
LUNARMOMMY!!! an awlso cyoot littlol TAYA
EBREEWUN iz ov corse moast cordiallee invited to bee there!
Tehre will bee caek (wif whippee creem an/oar aiez creem) an cawfee an tee. Thoz fur hoom teh sun iz ober teh yardarm can awlso hav teh choklit martooneez.
Yoo may bring uther gud thingz fur teh buffay tayblol. An ov corse, prezzies ov awl kinds ar encoorajed!
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Mai portrit o annipuss!
lata dey bii hungree….
rrrriiiiinnnngggzzzZZZzzz …
rrrriiiiinnnngggzzzZZZzzz …
*clik*
RAAAWWWWRRRR!!
“Is ur refrigeratur runnen?” *snickers*
yu beddur goe ketchify itz!
CHEEZES… wun, too, free, foar…
ITZA BUNCHA LIONS!!
geddin da kar!!!!
Wii kin aw fyt n da car? Mebbeh if iz leemouseen…
Cheezes twice iz fore lyons!
iz mebbe five-anna-half, aifinkso!
Ai finnk yu may be rite on taht cownt
GMTA! {miniminsmum}
Wii value Ur buziness.
Ur call is important to us. Please hold while we finish our naps
Ur cawl mai be rikordid soe we can hab a gud laff
Wii’re not happy till ur not happy!!
An den wii zzzzzz…
Teh iiz r nawt open rite nao, eever.
Teh wun in frunt is peeking. Aifinkso dem iz wayting fur teh foto graffur tu gitz just a liddlol closer. Iz awlmost tiem for demz lunch aifinkso.
pres won tu here ROWR!
Try lion 1 …. lion 2 …. lion 3 ….
nuthin
lion daoun awn teh jawb
No lionz abowt big parteez goingz awn heer tumor nd Caturdai. Maost wil be obur bai naow but ai wil bring sum trukey soopz fur awl.
lionz luuk lyke they wuz alreddee at a big partee!!
Ohai TessM time foar New3 PDX cheezemeet!
maybee in Decemburrrr on teh 12th or the 19 ov teh munf? Is open to awl Cheezpeeps!
Ai lurve teh turkee soop!
In teh Jongle teh Mightea Jongle teh Lyons sleep tewknight! oar maby in teh afternoon!
Hakuna Matata Cheezfwends!
Wii iz neid teh wartee-hawg an meer-kitteh tiw seeng wif us!
Bad PUN!!! OMG! Bad pun!!! not bunny at tawl!
*powncez on 18wheelsandakitty*
Oh hai!!!!
I haz missinged u!!!
Wair haz u ben??
Dis u haz fun??
Wut did u do dere??
Did u bring mii sumfing?
I haz missed ewe tew!!!!
I haz been here and dere!
I hadz the fun sumteims but nawt da hole teim.
Coures I broughted ewe sumfing!
I brought ewe ME!!!!
And I hadz a Burfday dis week. Teh big four OH iz getting clozer and clozer and clozer and cloz…
****shiverz****
OH Yay!!! i lub wen u bring mii u!!!
U shud telling deh Burfday Fairy wen ur burfday b…. Den hur will naming u at deh daily burfday party!!! u kin frending hur at cheezburger.com/pictures-by-burfdayfairy/ (wif deh h t t p stuff in deh frunt)
Deh big 4 oh not so bad…. az long az u don’t dew like I did and fawl and sprain ur anklol and bork ur rist!!!
Uv korse dat made fur a berry memorablol burfday. 
Pfffft!!
Big four OH!! – nuthing to be skeered ov. Akshoolee, laif iz offen MUCH bedder after that!
Can yoo come to Mary’s partee tomorrow?? We can sillybrate yurs too, then!
Butt – in teh meenwile ~
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♪HAPPEY BIRFDAY TO YOO ♫
♫ HAPPEY BIRFDAY TO YOO
HAPPEY BIRFDAY ♪ DEER 18WHEELSANDAKITTY ♫
♫ HAPPEY BIRFDAY TO YOOOOOOUUUUU!! ♫♫
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♫Sum taim this weeeeeeeeeek!! ♪
Mai dotterinlawz is frum VFAC (Very Far Away China), soe I has sordid Chineeze kandiez foar noms ..l. foar teh advencheruss aming uss – Oolong Tee Kandy, Liddlol Star Lolliupopz, I Mei Froot Chooz,Yogurt Jelliez, Loquast Harrdz Kandeez, Hunny-Chawklit chooz, adn … Seaweed-flavur’d kandee … adn tee uv sordid kynds, bofe hawt adn eiesed, foar drinkees.
Duz u hab rose puchong tee? Ai lub dat but can’t ged it naow.
oyesh – itz smelz teh luvlollee.
oooooo….. i can haz a Hunny-Chawklit choo, plz??
kthxnom!!!
OHai Mai cween. Ai haz teh idea. Wii can haz teh cheezland Noo yeers prade? Wif teh marchee bandz, adn teh floatz, adn teh big b’loons?
Noo yrz??? awlreddy??? Shur!!!
but furst I finso wii need tu git thru TankzGibbon adn Lolmas!!
Yass, budd it taeks teh lawng tyme tu build teh flotes adn tu git teh Conga ratz teh marchee band uniforms yess?
Pluss ai nawt want tu furgit…mai CRS let me show U it.
ohai dere cween – ai jist finishd reedin uniquekitty’s tribyoot tu hur max
wil yu pleez, pleez postifiy et inna cheeztown cryer?
sea yu awl tummorah
kthxbai
Wenz Beeg Kitteh habbz
Cuddill Puddillz dayz mutch moar
digniffyed tahn moast!
Majesstikk Kittehz
canz aktz lyke Liddill Kittehz
wen no wunz arowndz!!
Hewjj Bawllz ubz Lawwwng, Sawfft
Stuffz woodz reekz havvukk awn dis
Beeg Cuddill Puddill!!!
Jack.
Rawr! Cuddil Puddil sep-purr-aytz Beeg Kittehs frum liddul kittehs.
Oooo — teh big kittehz iz sew niftee!!!
Best caption seen in a long time! Two paws-up!
[4:00am, NC quaffs a Redbull]
*CLAP* *CLAP*
UP minyuns…UP!
Man…er…lion doez fones and halp doez peeps.
Leo, quit eeting teh receiver.
If yew doan wanna meet yor quotas, dats fine.
I guess NC will git the lion share ob teh bonus fund.
*click*
“Halo, hao may ai annoy *COUGH* assist yew today?”
I just turned on my computer and I can’t access my email.
It sez sumfing about Outlook trying to access the Exchange server
“Can you send me a screen shot of the error message?”
Sure…there you go.
[refeshes inbox] “Got it! Thanks for playing.”
Huh?
*click*
*tappity* *tappity* *tap*
[puts EMINEM awn headfones]
[goez back tew playing Call of Duty - Modern Warfare 2]
Epic purrrr
Hahahahah it took a while for my mom to get that.