Hmmm, I
Hmmm, I wonder where I should put the body?
under teh carpit iz a gud place.
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Wull hab 2 dig a beeeg hoal
Conga rats, Merengue skwirrlols, and Salsa Chip Monks!
Thx, SP!
*conga rats form line*
*Merengue Skwirrols stepslide whippy feet*
*Salsa Chippie has stage fright and waits in teh wings*
♪Her name was LOLa, she was a sho skwrillol…
“Waytin in teh wings”? Izzat haow da yeller fevvurz gotted n hurz hare?
Iz we bringin bunnehs into dis nao?
Whale, dey KOOD dew da Bunny Hop…
Yea Annipus! Hoo awlwaiz rizes to teh tawp! LUK out, kitteh!
May ai hang this here pleez?? Needz to bee at teh top – wif yoo!
ON THURSDAY, THE 20 DAY OF NOVEMBRRRRR 2009
When teh ICHC clok strikez 6 AM (aka 9AM PST, 10AM MT. 11AM CST, NOON CST, 5PM TTI & 6PM Yurp ~
There will be a HYOOJ (I hope) Celery Brashun
in honor of the BIRTHDAY
of
That Tendrilled Darling ov ICHC ~
Teh Wun, the Only, the Many -
MARY O’ SPOCKN
aka Chopp’d Livah Grrl, Sweetpea, MayWee, Mais Oui, Mais Non, Maus’s Ebil Princess AND her pet FyoomiGater
EBREEWUN iz moast hartilee invited.
It will bee a potluck/Come az yoo ar!!
Yoo may bring shwimps in awl kinds ov deelishus vershuns az well as other dellishusn an nootrishus refreshmints an drinkses and prezzies.
(But pleeeeez leeve the Roundup an awl snipperz, hoez, macheteeez, etc) at hoam!!) Whooo hooo!! See yoo there!
uhh janet…………izzint da 20th an friedegg?
LOL!!!! Yes!1 Yes it iz!
Korrrekshun!!!
ON FRIEDEGG, TEH 20TH DAY OV NOVEMBRRRR 2009
Fur teh reest – pleeze reed teh abov!
Thanks, willy boy! Ai awlwaiz can uze a proof reeder. Ar teh taimes rite?
THEY ar usuallee teh hard wuns!
aiz nawt sirtin bowt da tiems inn TTI oar yurop but yu du haz too CST – da nune wun mus bee EST??
sumtiems ai furgits tu turn da kalindur paig wen da munth changis an den fings git awl mest upp!!!
Well … since I am a proofreader by profession…
After 11am CST should be NOON EST (not CST for both).
Not sure about TTI or Europe. I’ll let someone else proofread that part.
Plz to be remembering not to forget about teh Cheezland World Clock, which also lists whut times teh new lols usually appear. kthxticktockticktock
the maus ran up the clock
Conga Rats Tiiiiiw Yoooooo, Anipuss!!!!!
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unner da kowch!!!
Dig hoel in bakyard — blaem teh goggie.
maybe in teh goggies yard next door
Abuff teh ceilun
Behynd teh kouch
Cawt awp en teh drayp kordz
Down teh hatch
E…
Entayngld n da bedsheatz
Fawlen daown da well
God oanlee b teh nowin
H…
Hiddin in teh rose bushes
Inside teh freezer
Jumbled up wif teh laundree
K…
Kerrplunked down a dark hole
Lost forever inda forest
Muffled under a doona
N…
Neatly tied inna bundle
Over teh bridge
Piled into a pile of leaves.
Quick, into teh wine cellar!
Right away, chief kitteh,
Sir!
Tidied awain unner teh carpit or
Unnerneath teh sofa or
Vanisheded bi a majik wond
W…
Woodchipper
Xtra hefty trash compacter
Yard (of da goggie next door)
Zoo (lions cage)
Enside teh window seat
Flat under teh outfield of teh stadeum
Glued tew teh caev wall
H…
in da celler! Dats ware ai alwais put dem!
oh really?!?
*noet tew selff abowt bf’s baesmint*
*hurrydlee frows tarp ober hayuge stack uv
bodiescordwoodRly! Datz ware awl da Yeller Feevur viktimz gitz teh berried…
Arsenic and Old Lace FTW!!!!!
kin U strut syttin daown?
aym tew kyoot tew blame!
Da bafftubz…wiff lie.
u gonna maek lootehfissk?
Eeewwww, lootehfissk! Ai habz nebber tastifyed it butt(!) ai smelded it frozeded adn dat wuz enuf!!!elebenty!! pew!!!
I give up….wat is lootehfissk?
dried codfish reconstituted by soaking in lye. Must rinse off lye to cook (some peeps don’t rinse off lye well enouff, hense bad taste and smell),
served with white sauce, lots butter, and shots of straight vodka, wif beer chaser.
Thanx; am I teh only 1?
Ai seed hoomins et itt on TV and it stunk.
Ai wud juss go strate tu desurt. Uhhuh.
Or strate tu da beer.
My Dad claims that his mother made it so it tasted good — rinsing the lye out enuff was the key.
Merrykin Sknadinavians eat it to sillybrate heritage, but only Nennepuss can tell if it is still eeten in Skandinavia ennymoar.
Wiff enuff vodka, yu can get moast ennyfing down.
Wuz still maed in iceeland, Mai sisturs hubbycat stawpped der awn teh wai tu afrika last yeer and dem wuz sellin it.
Himz flight had teh mergen sea landings fur to leeb teh nawt sobur manz in jayl.
oh yes – it is eeten for christmuss!
I donut touch it – I have few principlols when it comes to fud – but mixing comestiblols wif drain cleener…. EWWW PLEH DONUT WANT!!!
anyway – here it is served wif potatoes, bacon and bacon fat, mushy peas, white sauce, norwegian brown cheese (sweet and caramelised) and other good stuff… Alot of peeps here eat the sidedishes and leave the fish alone…
And they drink akevitt – cuminflavored spirits – and as Booklion says – anything will go down with good shot of the old janx spirit…
badd tu teh boywn
LOL!!
Methinks we shall not see a troll who dislikes HUMAN death conversations.
i saw what yuo did dere on da last fred.
*rasies one eyebrwo*
you know, i could chews some shwimp right about now…
*platter ov boiled shrimps wif assorted dips of garlic budder, cocktail sauce, and hot mango salsa appear in front of teh Vulcanized ten-drils*
*wafful iron appears, producing perfect golden belgian waffuls, accomplaied by stromberries, whippy cream, and maplol syrup.*
Anny wafful-loving donkeys here?
*burps and then snarfs wafflols*
*fires up teh wafful iron and produced sekund batch of perfect, tender on the inside, crispy on teh outside, Belgian waffuls wif deep pokkets to hold teh butter and syrup and whippy cream.*
Yoo can doo this??? Awlso sounds majikal to mee.
May ai hav sum?? If there ar ene left over???
I finkso I gobbled it all up.
*snarfs platter*
*feelz nurrbuss abowt jurky act and looks arown wurredlee furr a watur balloon…*
*Even tho teh plattur was snarfed, teh shrimps majikalolly float in mid-air, un-snarfed, waiting for teh sweetpea to get them.*
Wutt!
foiled agin!
But yu can haz sekund batch of waffuls! I luvs making waffuls!
*donkee strokes chin thottilee*
Deez majikalolly floatings…cans dis bee dun wiff uddur fings??
say….MUNNEES????
*looks arown wiff wun eye wiff a qwickness!! to make sure LCB nawt in heering distunts and lowers voice…*
wot??? kittehs dont lyk cheezburgers?
Wutt!! A vicious lie!! *shakes hoofy*
hims gawna sleap wif teh fysheez, aifinkso …
Always remember this: a friend will help you move…a GOOD friend will help you move a body…..!!
Anna vairy gud frend wil be sittink in teh cell neckst to yew sayink “oops, we scrood up big tiem.”
Oh, cwap…whooz gonna bail us owt dis time????
teh BEST frend hoo too smart too get cawted.
Onley iffin dat fren has a munnies! My frenz all be poor deez daiz….mebbe we cud jus frow owrselbs on teh mercie of teh korts??
Puh! *hoofflop* Dey haz no mercis!!
Doan u wurry, aunti COL. Teh donkey an teh trustee Pussnboots will comez spring u owt. We has owr sneeky wais.
*Gives kafleen a “special” cake.*
Tee hee!! Ai SAW waht yoo did there!
NOM!
*doiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing!*
Oh, mah aching teefies…….
Donkees are notorious for acting before thinking….
a mesuj foar awl mai cheezepeep frendz – ai jsut gawt bak frum teh bukseller’z shawp akroas teh roed, adn whut didz ai sea awn a rak ryt bai teh frunt doar butt (!!) teh I Can Has Cheezeburger buk!!
Oooohhhh….I has a big jelus!!
teh noo (sekund) wun?
Ai haz it awn ordur…..
awl bofe uv tehm!!
ooh I ment to tell u guys… I was in teh Target teh otter day, and they has LOLCAT greeting cards now!!!
haow kewlbeenz is taht??!! ai wil has tu luklukluk teh neggst tym ai goez tu teh tarjhay! Fangyu foar teh innfoe!
An rite NAO, ai am waching Jeopardy – an wun ov teh CATegoreez is “ICanHazCheezburger!!” Realee – itz troo!
But – teh kweschuns are just about cheezburgerz! ;(
ai has a wunderayshun … duz teh kawntestuntz has to aks teihr kweschunz in lolspeek, atz leest???
I am taping jeopardy rite now! Can’t wait to win monees tonite!!
No – nawt eben! Tehy – just uzed ar nayme. Harumph!
wai, doze sleezezz!!! *shakes hoof*
I think CheezLand should have a LBGS (Low Budget Game Show) resembloling Jeopardy.
O WHAT a gud idea!
Complimakated – butt – a gud idea nebbertehless!
Everyone could play too!
There needs to be a host. I think GP could do it, since he’s had his own talk-show, but he hasn’t been around in several weeks. *Slow, sad headshake*
The host could ask questions from different CATagories, perhaps ICHC lore/legends stuff. The posibilities are endless!
Strypee Kitteh habz
a pawndurr…. Vessill wiff t3h
pessill oarz Flagginn
Wiff t3h Dragginn? Den
coodz goez 2 Chaliss inz t3h
Palliss! Nebburr fyndz
Beeg Gye ennee tyme
sune. Juss maykz Prittee Wun’z bakk
yard Gardinn beegur!!!
Jack.
beeg guy wuznt gud enuff for her anywayz
Shee iz kneed uh beeg gai hoo in may noms liek cheezburgers.
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Diz iz Mr. Body???
Den I suggestify it wuz Mizz Skarlett in deh Liberry wif deh Candlolstik.
Ar yoo shur???
Ai thot it wuz Professor Plum in teh Dining Room wif teh knife!!
No! It was gremlin in teh nawty barn wif teh seltzer bottlol.
OH WAIT!!!
It wuz cweenmj in teh TY Boo Teek wif teh SnoGlobe!!
Waiit!! Wut?!?!?!!!!!!
ai thot it was LCB in teh pi stall wif a shinee fing?
Or mebbe it wus Maus in teh breefs wiv teh zippo!
0.o
Aifink it wuz rhsb in teh NB wif Lucky.
No iz nawt.
Lucky be mad at me.
I dunno. Himz purty mad.
Him finded ebidense of anuthur gui bein in my car.
I tryed tellin him wii be teh frenz, butt him nawt lissen.
Hey!
Wait, it was LCB in her boudoir wif teh firemans!
No, that’s my social calendar for tonite. Nevermind.
^ dat be me. Happitayle foar LCB but green wif teh envee.
Hay frenz, izzit a gud fing wen ur kitteh duz the chirpee noyze to yoo?
Sarah rarelee meowz, but duz teh chirpee to me alot. Izzit a happitayle noyze?
owur kitteh haz onlee akshully sed meow wunns in awl teh elebbenty yeers shih haz hadded uss … usallee shih duz teh chirpee-skweekee noyz … wih kawlz hur “skweakaboo kitteh” … adn shih izz a beriberi kontin … coneten … happee kat. itz a happitayle noys, aifinkso
Teh noyze Sarah makes iz moar lyk a “pidjin” sownd. Hur mouf iz yooshulee clozed wen hur duz dis. Iz kyoot noyze, butt I wondered wut it meenz.
teh stinkurz do chirpy noises and the Meezer type yowls!!!
Such biiiiig noises frum such liddle chaps!!
Wut duz teh Hazelmowse do?
Dini meowz alot, espeshulee wen teh fud bole iz low!
Ole gobby sez MerrrrrrrOW mrow Mow Merrrrrrranggggg Mang!..and seh chirrups and chikkers thriugh teh window at teh pijins.
On teh rare times we see fern, her sez Bree breeep brie.Tehn is just grumble grumbleerrrrrowwwHISSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!
Her has gone a bit stranj since her startid stoppin at teh posh side
azz lawng azz shis’z nawt hissen, izz a gud noyz, aifinkso
Oooh – Sarah luuks liek teh sayme varietee az mah Squeak. Squeak’s littlol squeaks sounds kinda liek pidjins, nao dat aifink uv it. Kind uv liek a “coo” mixed wif a “trill.” Itz bery kyoot!
iz gud noiz………suzyq yoosuly onlee meows wen iz inn kar goin tu v-e-t. moast ob da tiem shee chirps oar breeks/meeps et meh. sumtiems she meows wen ai iz upstares wachin teebee an shee wans tu plai…
aifinks da moar cautious fraidy kat tipes doan meow sew mush?
konsidrin williboi’s endlis yowlin iz nawt an bad fing atoll.
taht mai be teh case. Shadow, who is verree jumpee, onlee mews when she is upset. Cannoli, on teh other hand, has learned that yowling gets are attenshun, so he is vvveeerrreee talkative!
Zoe makes teh chirpy noise lots too and hardly never meows, and then usually only when she has spotted a
little bugdangerous adversary whut must be killified. When she does say a meow it’s a cute little one, which is lucky for me cuz she’s part meezer.Liam, OTOH, talktalktalks allda time.
Sarah “cries” wen hur iz in teh baffroom an heers me gettin reddy to go to werk inna moarnin.
It mayks me feel lyk teh wurst mahm evar.
Oh, an y’all shud see Dini.
Hur iz gettin HYOOJ! Hur iz turnin in2 Mega-kitteh!
Shhhhh!!!! *whisspurrz* deh Sea Ay Ar Eee trollz will b after u!!
Oh, butt hur nawt fat.
I finkso hur has hitted a growf spurt.
Mebbe she iz growin hur full thik wintur coat.
I thotso wif hur bein ovur a yeer owld, hur wud has kwit growin, butt aparentlee nawt.
Iz alrite. I LUBS teh beeg kittehs!
Awl owr kittehs sownds diffrint. Dusty (teh grey tuxie gurl) eever meeps or chitters. She haz a sooper-speshul noize wen bringin
Tyler appears weneber ai iz talkin to Skimble — Tyler lieks to fink he iz teh alfa mael wen ebbreewun else in teh howse knows teh alfa mael iz Skimble (eben tho him iz teh moast scaredey kitteh eber). Awl 6 uv owrs haz speshul littlol chirp sownds wen dey sees burdieez throo teh windows.
toy mousiesfings she haz braevlee vankwished az tribyoot. Squeak pretty much only squeaks (datz hao him got himz naem wen him wuz a bebbeh kitteh) or trills, but seldom meows. Spot haz a bery mournful sad-sounding meow, eben tho dere iz nuffin to be sad abowt (kind uv teh Eeyore of kittehs, aifinkso). Skimble talktalktalks to me, speshlee wen ai iz in teh kitchen — he luvs to be in teh kitchen to talk to hims Mama.Ai donut fink ai haz eber herd a kitteh maekin chittery/meepy noises wiffowt hazzin a happitayl. Aifink she iz jus sayin, “Ai lubs u, Mama!”
My gurls make da gigglol pigion noyses at da pigions.
uhmm…. . … …. …….. ….a thinnk mi problen is neva solved,,,in tha meann time………..uhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
mmmmm small problemz, Lolz!