The Expresso just kicked in!!!
The Expresso just kicked in!!!
hoep teh squirrel dint git any.
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adn soe ddi teh LOL!
Congrats, catena – lukks liek u aer moar awayk dan teh test uv us!
oyesh! congaratshoelaces, catena!!
Othx, yu tu.
Ohai!!! I copyez dis frum deh last lol
(wif deh date/time korectifyed)
ON FRIDAY, THE 20 DAY OF NOVEMBRRRRR 2009
When teh ICHC clok strikez 6 AM (aka 9AM PST, 10AM MT. 11AM CST, NOON EST, 5PM TTI & 6PM Yurp ~
There will be a HYOOJ (I hope) Celery Brashun
in honor of the BIRTHDAY
of
That Tendrilled Darling ov ICHC ~
Teh Wun, the Only, the Many -
MARY O’ SPOCKN
aka Chopp’d Livah Grrl, Sweetpea, MayWee, Mais Oui, Mais Non, Maus’s Ebil Princess AND her pet FyoomiGater
EBREEWUN iz moast hartilee invited.
It will bee a potluck/Come az yoo ar!!
Yoo may bring shwimps in awl kinds ov deelishus vershuns az well as other dellishusn an nootrishus refreshmints an drinkses and prezzies.
(But pleeeeez leeve the Roundup an awl snipperz, hoez, macheteeez, etc) at hoam!!) Whooo hooo!! See yoo there!
FANGS, cweenmj!
An heer iz teh neggst wun!!
ON CATURDAY, TEH 21ST DAY OV NOVEMBRRR 2009
ICHC taim 8 AM (teh THURD LOL ov teh day), PST 11AM, Noon MT,
1 PM CST, 2 PM EST, 7 PM TTI an 8 PM Yurp!
We will Silly Brate teh BURFDAY ov ar deer beloved, wunderul
LUNARMOMMY!!!
an awlso cyoot littlol TAYA
EBREEWUN iz ov corse moast cordiallee invited to bee there!
Tehre will bee caek (wif whippee creem an/oar aiez creem) an cawfee an tee. Thoz fur hoom teh sun iz ober teh yardarm can awlso hav teh choklit martooneez.
Yoo may bring uther gud thingz fur teh buffay tayblol. An ov corse, prezzies ov awl kinds ar encoorajed!
Nightshayde??? cweenmj?? Ar yoo still heer?
A bit ov proofreeding wud be appreshated!
Aifink dat beez rite — tho ai iz nawt furmilyur wif teh week-week-weekend lol tiems.
yup, u gotted deh tiymez rite!! dey b sew kunfuzzilating I had tu go tu deh conbershun char on deh halper paige tu make shur!!!
Ai weel beeh dere!
Yay!!!!!!!!!
Conga Rats!
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An a
tiw yoo tiw. Jus wanna meyk a gud conga rats tiw aww. Dey d-serv dem.
beddur laite dan nebbur
Kitteh has kaffeen ohai!
GMTA, annipuss!
Kitteh haz teh donkee ohai?!!
* snerk *
At nawt sekkund luk ai finked u sed kaffleen ohai.
**whispurrs** I thotso too.
Did yoo know Lucky be mad at me? I tolded why awn teh prevyus lol.
Me too.
das wut ai redded tu
Sowwee! Muss be mai Ingerlish aksent!
tee hee hee….
Yah, dat must be it.
kaffein hye!
GMTA!
Yikes! a spider!
BOINNNNGGGGG!!!!
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!elebenty!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Bonzai!!!!
Geronimo, even!
adn
hai-yee-yaaaw
(kung-fu kitteh)
kittehz jus lyk uz!
awlwais dere mus bii shoeawff
een ebberree groop!
PoingPoingPoing!
Teh greangrean grasz … it tiklolz mai toepadses!!!
“poynteh enz….DEPLOY!!!!!”
Der iz teh Snaek inna grass!!!
‘Cept for her few faint strypez werr nebber as visiblol under her black coat, dis piktur reminds me of mah Tonya-kitteh when she wuz just a little behbeh floof-monster
ai haz nebbur scene an darc kitteh wif stripeez lyk dis wun beefour……
duz da lil wun owtgro da stripeez mehbe?
Yeah, this little kitteh has a fascinating coat going on there, Makes me wonder the same thing, though it would be cool if it kept its stripes…I actually think that Tonya is a dark variant of a lynx-point Siamese… under her black coat, sometimes in certain light, you can see faint traces of tabby stripes on her feet and face where a regular Meezer would have darker color-points…that and young Snowflake looks a lot like a slender, white version of Tonya
mehbe iz liek da lil cuddlepuddle ob rushinbloos yezturdai? sum ob dems had lil tigur stripeez
Ai just LUV looking at yur kitteh pikchoors!
dems ar sum da moas beeutifool kittehs!!! lubs dat fox kitteh!
Kin sumbodee tayle me ware to get espresso lyk dis kitteh got?
I need sum of it inna moarnin, wen I’m goin to werk an hazza beeg tyred.
*espresso…
Lol, I was reading through the comments to see if anybody else caught that…
It’s all mooshed in wiff da lolspeek.
Same here lol. I hate when people say “expresso” “expecially” and “excape” -.-
Ohai Stephanie !! English is a funny language and it absorbs and sometimes changes foreign words. Expresso is a variant of espresso.
Words with similar roots often merge in common usage. I doubt this is related to “excape”.
Check out the dictionary for espresso to see what I mean.
it is espresso.
just because people get it wrong a lot, doesn’t mean “expresso” should be accepted as correct.
If it’s in the dictionaries then you are too late in your objection, sorry. Think instead of “expresso” as an English word of Italian origin if that helps you accept multiple spellings.
Nursing mothers “express” milk; you can see the meaning is the same. ie “To press out”.
Agreed.
Fair enough. I guess you didn’t look at the latin roots, etc. If you look at other languages, you will find they often include English words but have altered the spelling and pronunciation. Aluminium in England is Aluminum in America. Both are right to the people who use them and neither are wrong or need correction.
wee kin haz karrit kaeks an eggsprezo inna brake rume!!!!
mebeh sum bizkotees an lateyz tu……..
An amaretti?
mmmmmmmmmmm……….yesh!!!
an sum sordid tees fro does ob uz hoo due nawt drinc kauffe
Yeah I caught that too! It’s kind of irritating how people call it “expresso.” Same goes for “Expecially” and “Excape.”
Frenz, I haz come to teh conklooshun dat Sarah & Dini nawt be kittehs.
Dey iz so messee, dey be PIGGIES!
kittehpigz!!
piggehkatz?
Swine feline?
porkchat?
@@@!!!@@@! for willy boy
grene eeyz adn ham
Other kittehs are like “Dude WTF?”
Oh Hai Mr. Fourpaws!!!
*offerz floofy paw uv frenship*
Allow mii tu introdooosomg maisef, I b cweenmj!! Iz u noo heer?? I duzn’t member seeingifying u b4. Welkum tu Cheezland!! Dis b a wundermus plais tu playing.
Ohai, cweenmj!!! I’z long tiem reader, but nao decided to start commenting too. Yer rite, ’tis awesome plais. Thx for warm welcome!
Charcoal Gray Kitteh
fyndz hurz ‘Bownsittee Bownss’ 2
drybe Kittehz insayne!
Nawn Bownsittee Bownss
Kittehz juss wawntz 2 enjoyz
dayr Cuddill Puddill!!
Cuddill Puddill shoodz
habz moar Kittehz, butz dayz habz
Happee bye demselvvz!!!
Jack.
@@@@@
Mebbe Spring iz in teh ayre?
mebbeh where the kittehz is
where I iz dere beez frost in the morning
Me too, unforshunatlee.
I want warmz an I want it NOW!!!!
an fall in teh laek.
an frost on the ground
Onlee plaes Ai want Frost iz awn teh kaek. Chawklitt frosteen awn teh dublol chawklit pudding caek aifinkso.
hoyp yu ken swimm!
Teh furst wun iz in moderashun. Cud bee a lawng taim!
So – ai’ll just put in in again wif teh spayce!
Duffy!! Yoo hav a profyle! Wai arnt yoo bloo?????
h ttp://cheezburger.com/pictures-by-duffy/
Adn wai u not ax ept mai fren reek west? Ai haz a sad.
Ai think Duffy duzn’t luk at teh profyle much!
Prolly wontz tu kepe a kwiet profile !!
Looks more like it’s under the kitteh’s feets.
Invisible trampoline
Black kittehs canz jump
POPCAT!!!!!!
@@@@@!!!
I lubs popcats! *sigh*
What happenz wen a kitteh catches a maus?
She’ll bring it in da howse!
An then try an run an hyde,
as I stand dere skreemin lyke a 12 yr owl
at a Jonas brothers concert!
Will Nadia Katmenich be able to stick a purrfect landing?
The judges wondered
It’s espresso – not expresso.
If the rest of the caption was in LOLspeak I wouldn’t mention it, but…
I assume expresso is lolspeak for espresso ……
OMG sooooooo my cat!!
There’s no such thing as “EXPRESSO”
It’s “ESPRESSO”.
(yes, my ESPRESSO is kicking in!)
This caption is full of fail. It’s Esresso. And Espresso does not have coffein.
this comment is full of fail: in attempting to correct a misspelling, both the words “espresso” and “caffeine” were misspelled… and unless decaf beans are being used, espresso generally DOES have caffeine in it, just not necessarily as much as other varieties of coffee, as the level of roasting typical of espresso varietals and other dark roasts diminishes the caffeine levels somewhat while intensifying other flavors
its called espresso, moron
Yoo may doo a commint, daanvl, butt – pleeze – no nayme cawling. Itz nawt nice – an we trai reelee hard to maek this a troolee frendlee an happee plaice to be.
Janet, you are far too kind to the trolls…but of course, you are kind in general, and that is what we cheezpeeps love about you…I would have told him that it’s called tact and then called him something less pleasant than moron, but that is because i am a certified minion of Basement Cat
I luv teh expresso!!
Lolz! LUV! Hahah,
Lolz! Luv! Hahaha, just amazing!
Jeebus…SPELLING TROLLS???
again, WE KNOW the proper spelling is espresso but WE DON’T REALLY CARE…and the 3rd or 4th troll should have caught on that at least one other f^#&ing troll had already felt the need to correct us about it
Almost commented on the spelling. Almost.
thanx fur yur reestraint
kthxbai
It’s “espresso”.
Oh noes! I did a speling misteak!
Awwws, did someone get hurt by trolling? Well then the trolling seems to have been succesfull.
Anyways, it is still spelled wrong “espresso”.
I thought LOLCatz was all about creative misspelling.
Successful trolling is like constructive vandalism.
Hurtz make Happycat run out of Happy.