FRIENDS

FRIENDS To cheer you up when you are in your little box of sadness
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FRIENDS To cheer you up when you are in your little box of sadness
Picture by: dunno source Caption by: PoisonousCherry3 via Poster Builder
Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
» Learn Lolspeak — teh furst language born of teh intertubes.
will a smoo help?
Ifinkso it will! Schmooooooos to u foar being awn top!
Oh, and them kittehs b so cyoot! Nao that I takes closur look awn pikshure…
…S P L O R T…
Mirrur, signul, manoober….
Nee-naw nee-naw maek wai fur teh CCC
*sweep up hcr’s branes an rinse dem wiv saline solushun*
*pakk dem caerfullee bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
*fassen wiv dekratib dukky taep *
*snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
*Leed bictim to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib sum hawt choklit an a choklit possum*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez.
Fanku anni! *makes them teenytiny littlol holes in CHRG to get teh rabbit ears thru*
*sipsipsipsips teh choklit*
hhhhhmmmm nomalishus! Iz alot better nao!
Conga Rats Tiw Carouse awn nawt-sekund!!!!!!!!
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Butt I thottet them boxes make them kittehs happee?
dis bawks iz too liddle. Kitteh haz nawt lerned dat a bawks has a deep or a lid or a flap. Dis, unfortunately, iz a dish. They ar onli fun wif fuds in them.
I totullee see that an empty dish is teh sad!
Splort! Too sweet.
~S-p-l-o-r-t~
Mirrur, signul, manoober….
Nee-naw nee-naw maek wai fur teh CCC
*sweep up DR’s branes an rinse dem wiv saline solushun*
*pakk dem caerfullee bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
*fassen wiv dekratib dukky taep *
*snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
*Leed bictim to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib sum hawt choklit an a choklit possum*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez.
Whew
Kthx, annipuss
We awl nead frenz
Fwends will be fwends …. when ur in need of love, dey gibs u care and attenshun.
pats Upfi gently on teh feelers..
Dat is sew write!
(mai kittehs are telling mee iz time tew go bcak tew bed.)
ooo. myne, too. But first I hafta get the kiddo owt teh door to skool.
*purrs*
Good night, catslave! Sleep well and dream of kittehs!
*gently tikklolz upfiz feelerz*
Oh hai!!
*hedbonks cweenmj’s hand and purrs contentedly*
when you’re through with life, when all hope is lost, hold out your hand ‘cos friends will be friends right ’til the end
(thx fr teh eerwurm, Upfi! *schmoo*)
u iz most welkum! Fanks for getting teh Cween ref!
AWWWWWWWWwwwwwwww…… SPLORT!
Mirrur, signul, manoober….
Nee-naw nee-naw maek wai fur teh CCC
*sweep up catslave’s branes an rinse dem wiv saline solushun*
*pakk dem caerfullee bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
*fassen wiv dekratib dukky taep *
*snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
*Leed bictim to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib sum hawt choklit an a choklit possum*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez.
(wif a week week week reply)
Fang you Anni!
wauw….ai suspektud dere wud bii SPLORTun goun awn!
gud tink anni iz heer tu klene awp teh brazynee mess!
hur b berry praktissed at it!!
frenz wil chere u up or bop u on ur hed, whicheber u needz mostest.
BTW – mai hed asplodez frum teh kyoot…SPLORT!1!
so wurf it…
Mirrur, signul, manoober….
Nee-naw nee-naw maek wai fur teh CCC
*sweep up bf’s branes an rinse dem wiv saline solushun*
*pakk dem caerfullee bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
*fassen wiv dekratib dukky taep *
*snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
*Leed bictim to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib sum hawt choklit an a choklit possum*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez.
aw, annipuss, u saveded meh! fanks bery much 4 teh kwik CCC. mai branes iz awl kleen n fwesh n mai brane-box.
yu wan moyr SPLORTun?
elebenteeth pikshur eggspeshullee
o noes! wif teh picshor abuv n de linkee u gibs us, teh SPLORT alert must b raised to times elebentee, aifinkso, yesh!
uh o, ai fergetted mai CHRG ~
*SPLORRRTTT*
Mirrur, signul, manoober….
Nee-naw nee-naw maek wai fur teh CCC
*sweep up ztp’s branes an rinse dem wiv saline solushun*
*pakk dem caerfullee bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
*fassen wiv dekratib dukky taep *
*snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
*Leed bictim to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib sum hawt choklit an a choklit possum*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez.
fank u, Anni! mai nawt second splort resqte! and ai’s so honored to have u come to de resq!
*nibblols on de choklit possum n shnuggles into da blankie*
Blarg!! I ar ded!!!!!!!! Tew much kewt!!!!
Mirrur, signul, manoober….
Nee-naw nee-naw maek wai fur teh CCC
*sweep up teh cween’s branes an rinse dem wiv saline solushun*
*pakk dem caerfullee bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
*fassen wiv dekratib dukky taep *
*snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
*Leed bictim to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib sum hawt choklit an a choklit possum*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez.
Oh, Fankeez Anni!!! U haz ben dueing extra duty dis moarning wif awl deh kewtness arownd…. I hope ur CHRG b on tite!!!
Ai haz a speshul auntie-splort cotin awn mai spektaklolz!
Tehse kittehs wud shore chase aweigh my sads!
Aww! Kyoot! Behbeh kittehs – irresistible!
kitteh is eggstending floofeh paw of freendship!
oh the kyoot mannatee!
*waves to hugh as he swims of to the carree bee uhn
Aw, yor rite! It IS indeed teh floofy paw of frendsheep!
basement cat lubbs teh poleis!
ai jus saw dis liddle movee! OMG, how kyoot iz teh liddle basement cat.
an ai LURV teh poleecman who letz teh kitteh help!
SPLORT!1!
Oh noes, brainfire! Twas too mush. These 2 kyoot kittehs, then teh blak kitteh hoo lubbinged a man in uniform, just lyke owr LCB duz.
I halps! *sweep sweep sweep* Ther, teh brayns ar kleened up.
Bak in teh hed, yoo brayns! *tuk tuk tuk*
Teh CHRG, bran noo, with turkey dezines onnit in honor of teh upcoming Fangsgibbin: *snap!*
And duk tayp: *skweek skrrgg snarp!*
Nao. Hao bowt sumthing nyce? A kold (or hot?) drinkee. A nomm of sum kynd to halp rebild teh brayn cells?
And a floofy blankee, of korse!
fank u, gremlin. ai tink no moar lukkin at teh kittehs 4 abowt 2 minnitz. mai braynes kan’t handul teh kyoot!1!
*sez in best Jack Nicholson voyce* You can’t HANDLE teh kyoot!!!!!
Is troo, so troo…..
*donkee regretfullee wobbles woozilee in a circle, clutching hed*
that is sew kyooot! ai luv how patient the cop was when the kitteh tried to climb on his hed!
Awww! That’s adorable!
BobLOL head kittehs!
ai luv diss pikshur en kepshun. zo nais
<3
Dawww, sew sew cyoot!!
*SPLORT!!!*
Aw, sweet little girls! My baby’s a calico too (mom is a calico, brothers were black-and-white and orange tabby respectively, and her sister is a brindled tortoiseshell). ^_________^
Bebbeh Callee~co
Kitteh habz a sadz. Sistah
Kitteh helpz hurz owtz!
Bebbeh Callee~co
Kitteh shoodz habz Happee. Haz
Bawkz awwllll 2 hurz sellf!!
Bebbeh Callee~co
Kitteh juss wawntz sum Lawwwwwng Sawwft
Stuffz 2 tangillz wiff!!!
Jack.
Wow…you commenters really take it to the next level. I can’t understand a blasted thing you’ve written. Anywho…..those cats look thin and where the heck are they living? That place could use a good ….well everything related to cleaning. Borderline ketteh abuse!
Actually, these were my kittens in Africa. Malian cats are a lanky breed, and living standards aren’t the same as in the US. They were fed fresh meat from the butcher and fried fish everyday, so I assure you they weren’t abused. And that’s not an empty food dish, it’s the tail light of a motorcycle that Pili, the white one, loved to sit in.