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adorable! Splort warning!
Oh mai!!! in deh rush tu saving awl deh splort viktimz, u adn ns din’t git cormgranulatinged!!
**bangz on rat howse**
Kum on, ratz!!! itz tyme tu dansing!!
*Dah ratz kum owt awl dresst in deh fawl kullerz,
* jellow, ornj adn red wif dark green akksents.
*deh ratz see deh kewt pixor and awl splort!!
Splort!!! Splort!!! Splort!!! Splort!!! Splort!!! Splort!!! Splort!!!
Oh, well, I tried!!
Ewww. Sadly, and ewwww.
OMCC!!!! I’ve nebber seen anyfing like dis!!
But wait!! There ar five moar! There are 12 Conga Ratz!
an 9 ov teh gerblols!
An just 2 eech ov Rattipuss’s babyee skwirrls an otters.
An we’d hav to ask mary0 hao mennee ov teh merengue skwirrls.
That cat is on top of the other cat. This is funny when it happens to a cat in a basement. I am not convinced this is a basement though but one can be hopeful. It seems like sunlight which is not common in a basement but I’ve only seen 4 basements so who knows.
you funny…
[heroic fanfaer] dadadaDAAAAAAah!! Merengue Skwirllols to the Rescue!!!
♪Her name was LOLa, she was a sho skwirrlols
Whif yello fevvers in der hair, and a nearworm in teh air…
*Salsa Chip whif stage fright real eyes sez that this be a neem urgency! needed stat! and runs back and forth across teh stage in unpredictable yet artistic dans steps*
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Hey! You! Chipmunk! Getbakinnatrap!!
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Conga Rats tiw Carouse, hoo nawt onlee has nawt-sekkund, byut awso warneded uhs ‘baot teh pawseeblol chanz oh ncreezed splort viktums!!!!
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Ok where do I sign up for the splort line? I has one
SQUEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
*ka-SPLORT*
ohnoohnooohnooooooooooes
*runs around in curlycues*
wotodowotodoooooo?
*wrings hands*
i still no has CCC license ever since i borked the CCC by taking literally teh Crash Cart as an impuuurrrrrrrrative command!! because my poetic license was taken by SJ
*wraps tendrils around nightshayde for notsekkind aid*
Hold yer tendrils tite, the CCC is coming!
*starts to panic*
*realizes dat iz hard to doing wif ur braynes owtsied ur hed*
*faints*
So menny splortz!!!!!!!
*slidingz down fred wif teh CCC.
*Sweepee, sweepee, sweepee.
*Scoop, scoop, scoop.
*Tuk, tuk, tuk,awl deh braynez bak in deh hed noaw.
*Pulling on deh CHRG, dis 1 b habbing deh fawll mumz
*Rapping it wif deh dukkee tayp.
Waykee, waykee, NS!!! I haz moar splortingz tu fix!!
Tuk u up in deh floofee blankee.
heerz a chokklit possum, & a chokklit martoonie.
*jumpz on slidee pole to deh next splort.
*openz 1 eye*
Fankies, Ur Majistee!
*snugglols into teh blankee*
*nibblols chokklit possum*
*daintilee sips chokklit martoonie*
U …. u sayved meh! Go reskew teh uvvers — ai will be teh ok.
um, mah cween???? Yu furgottid to wash an rinse dem brainz afore puttin dem back….deze peeps gonna haf dirty mindz naow…jus sayin….
Wow! Ai gotted a tripplol reskew!
*feels bery bery luvved*
Cheezpeeps iz teh bestest!
Well, yoo SHUD phiel berry berry luved!! Yoo ar!!
{{{{{JCH4K}}}}}
Hellow? Nine elebenty? I iz issuing a red alert splort warning. We alreddy ned wun CCC. I fink yu shud send a dozen, tho. By teh thyme it gits heer, tehy will be plenty of wurk fer awl. Send teh first wun to nightshayde, who is totally splortified.
Can I come and watch how you give a CCC?
Wowzers!
Wii iz gunna hab tew repaint the walls
after this iz awl ober!
Siren, Lights, LETS’S GO! *SKREECH*
**pulls up to nawt sekkund stawp**
**Hops owta CCC*
**sweepy sweepy**
**tucky tucky**
**rinsey rinsey*
**packy packy**
**sum hedbonez handiwurk**
**50′s style baving cap** *SNAP!*
**brrrrrrrp duckey taip**
**Roast turkee style popup warning buttawn**
**Places NS in lolchair and rollz eet tew teh SRL,**
**where iz received floofy mappie blankie,**
**choclick possum, hawt coco**
** and sooperchromatic anti-splort glasses**
*DING!*
Ai keep reedin “Roast turkee style popup…,” but finkin fur sum reezin dat it sez “Roast turkee soop.”
Mah Momcat yoosta maek teh moast nommilicious turkee soop wif teh leftober turkee & teh turkee carcass frum FangsGibbon. Dat soop wif buttered sourdough bred wuz hevvin on earf. Nao we goes to a restaurant ebree FangsGibbon (muchlee eezier den cookin & cleenin) wich meenz we duzzint get teh turkee soop ennymoar. *sigh*
yu don need a FangsGibbon to has a turkey! Roastify a small wun at yer leasure and the soup–you can has! Yu derserb it. Yu kno yu do.
Sometimes on fangsgibbon I make a “littlol turkee” for a littlol famblee. 3 years in a row be4 they realized it wassa chicken!
Sum tiems Wii use teh kornich gayme hens. Eberywun gits demz own burd. (no fite ober teh drumstiks oar teh wishie bonez) adn teh leftobers maek teh gud soops adn hawt dishuz.
VERY littlol turkees!
Ai haz bin considerin dat. Hmmm.
*pondurrs*
Gudnis grayshush! NS iz down!
**sweepity up teh braynes inna neet, hallo kittee shayped pyle**
**rinsee teh braynes wif bubblee waddur wif lemming scent**
**pak teh braynes bak inna hed cabity, replayse hed bones**
**SNAP! CHRG (wdoi) onna head**
**wrappity wrappity wif dukkee taype, dekkurated wif turkees**
**leed bictim tu splort recubbery lounge, settul in wiffa warm cheezpeep map blankee**
**offurs hawt choklit an choklit possums**
Nao yu jist sit heer and reelacks an du nawt luk at teh kyoot for a while.
*
awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
squeesplortawwwmrwmph
Siren & Lights *SKREECH*
**pulls up to next stawp**
**Hops owta CCC*
**sweepy sweepy**
**tuck tuck**
**rinse rinse*
**pack pack**
**sum hedbonez handiwurk**
**50′s style baving cap** *SNAP!*
**brrrrrrrp duckey taip**
**Roast turkee style popup warning buttawn**
**Places R in lolchair and rollz eet tew teh SRL,**
**where iz received floofy mappie blankie,**
**choclick possum, hawt coco**
** and sooperchromatic anti-splort glasses**
*DING!*
I iz coming R!
**sweepity up teh braynes inna neet, “R” shayped pyle**
**rinsee teh braynes wif bubblee waddur wif lemming scent**
**pak teh braynes bak inna hed cabity, replayse hed bones**
**SNAP! CHRG (wdoi) onna head**
**wrappity wrappity wif dukkee taype, dekkurated wif turkees**
**leed bictim tu splort recubbery lounge, settul in wiffa warm cheezpeep map blankee**
**offurs hawt choklit an choklit possums**
Nao yu jist sit heer and reelacks an du nawt luk at teh kyoot for a while.
SSSSSSSQQQQQQQQUUUUEEEEEEEE!!!!
~SPLORT~
Siren & Lights *SKREECH*
**pulls up to next stawp**
**Hops owta CCC*
**sweepy sweepy**
**tuck tuck**
**rinse rinse*
**pack pack**
**sum hedbonez handiwurk**
**50′s style baving cap** *SNAP!*
**brrrrrrrp duckey taip**
**Roast turkee style popup warning buttawn**
**Places gammacat in lolchair and rollz eet tew teh SRL,**
**where iz received floofy mappie blankie,**
**choclick possum, hawt coco**
** and sooperchromatic anti-splort glasses**
*DING!*
Hold on gammacat!
**sweepity up teh braynes inna neet, um gammacat shayped pyle (wif flours on teh hed)**
**rinsee teh braynes wif bubblee waddur wif lemming scent**
**pak teh braynes bak inna hed cabity, replayse hed bones**
**SNAP! CHRG (wdoi) onna head**
**wrappity wrappity wif dukkee taype, dekkurated wif turkees**
**leed bictim tu splort recubbery lounge, settul in wiffa warm cheezpeep map blankee**
**offurs hawt choklit an choklit possums**
Nao yu jist sit heer and reelacks an du nawt luk at teh kyoot for a while.
Not getting this CCC what is it????
Deh CCC iz deh Cute Crash Cart… it haz supple eyez on it tu halping deh peepz in need uv halp frum deh splortz!! Ebbrefing tu collectifying deh braynez adn returning dem tu deh biktimz hed, kumforting bevridgez adn nommy (but not kewt) chokklitz tu aid deh recubbery prosess.
Ebbree wun makingz up dhere own way uv halping peepz….. u nebber noez wut kind uv resQ u will git wen u splort!!
an sumtimes if yor lukky yoo eben gets a ohaiku reskyoo from jack deth!
Yez, dey teh bezt wey 2 sayv Cheezpeepz.
It haz a broom an a bukkit, an a small frij wif ice. LOtz ov extree CHRG(wdoi)s, an duckee taype. AND – sumthing moast peepl furget these daiz – NINE diffrent kindz ov Skotch! Courtessee ov teh gone, but nawt furgotten, paws4thot, hoo wuz a whirrled class Skotch exspurt!
An ov corse, teh choklits an teh sawft blankees an teh hawt choklit. In short, ebreething wun needz in a murrgensea!
OH!!
Ai furgotted teh 50s bathing caps. Tehy ar a littlol strongrrr than teh CHRG(wdoi)s. 
donut forget teh lemming waterz!
Aifinkso iz cyoot crash cart. Yu haz to grab teh CCC sew yu haz awl the supplies (bruums, sparklee likkwid kleening prawduckt ov yur choice, CHRG’s, dukky taype, blankees, choklit possums, et setra. Ai mite nawt hab teh name rite.
How do you buy a CCC?
Yoo dont! Itz rite heer awl teh taim. Just throo that dore awn teh left – parked in teh hall.
That’z where we keep teh peeplcatcheething, teh trampoleen, Phillipe d’Beaker’s box wif teh tuxedo, ropez, crossbow – an ov corse, teh taim masheens.
Jack Deth brings LOTS ov noo supplies wehnebber we ar getting short.
Just donut grab teh debreefing cart by axident.
*misses Maus terriblee*
*Sits wif ns adn misses deh maus.*
Sumday him will kumming bak. Adn wii will haz a big parade, adn a party, adn dansing in deh streets, adn randum debreefingz.
Ai think Petunia an Bodice Ripper ar missing him a lot, too! They ar a bit off tehre feed these daiz.
But ai’m gibbing tehm lotz ov applols! Seems to halp a bit!
sigh. Misses Maus, too. Iz wun gate cheezpeep, dat guy.
U duzzint buy one — dey iz parked in strateejik plaeces in Cheezland so dey kin be used on a momentz notiss. Itz communal propertee.
Duz nawt needing 2 bi teh CCC; iz a commoonity assett. Jush grab it adn go resQ whoo ebber haz splortin
There iz a eggsullent tutorial on Cheeztown Cryer called “Judson’s Splort Repair” or sumfink. Teh Cryer haz minny anserrs and minny legends, lore, an halpers. There is also a portable splort repair hamper; aifinkso iz fur those hoo iz nawt sertified tew drive teh crash cart. Haz awl teh supplies in an easy to carry piknik-type hamper.
FangQ nativeca66 and parrothead! Ai wasnt prepurred for the dubble kyoot!
*snuggles down and thinks of taxes*
soe tinee adn soff
soe ennocenn adn soe swete
mus has dis yung sole
Bc wiff white whiskers!!!! SPLORT!!!!!!!!!!!!
Siren & Lights *SKREECH*
**pulls up to next stawp**
**Hops owta CCC*
**sweepy sweepy**
**tuck tuck**
**rinse rinse*
**pack pack**
**sum hedbonez handiwurk**
**50′s style baving cap** *SNAP!*
**brrrrrrrp duckey taip**
**Roast turkee style popup warning buttawn**
**Places PJ in lolchair and rollz eet tew teh SRL,**
**where iz received floofy mappie blankie,**
**choclick possum, hawt coco**
** and sooperchromatic anti-splort glasses**
*DING!*
Everyfing looks…..stranjly…..greyish and less cute.
*Sips hawt coco*
donut forgit, pj, yoo haz a spare splort repair in yur pocket, frum win ai reskyood yoo but yoo hadn’t splorted!
And, I hadda double reskoo tonite! I am starting a splort reskoo and recovery bank.
Phew! Bizzee nite!
**sweepity up teh braynes inna neet, pyle dat spells ‘pjp’**
**rinsee teh braynes wif bubblee waddur wif lemming scent**
**pak teh braynes bak inna hed cabity, replayse hed bones**
**SNAP! CHRG (wdoi) onna head**
**wrappity wrappity wif dukkee taype, dekkurated wif turkees**
**leed bictim tu splort recubbery lounge, settul in wiffa warm cheezpeep map blankee**
**offurs hawt choklit an choklit possums**
Nao yu jist sit heer and reelacks an du nawt luk at teh kyoot for a while.
Ohai, pj andz gammacat!
Fyndz ‘Braynee~Ak~vakk’
andz cleenz up messez. Maykz shurr
Braynz wayr dayz beelawngz!
Bownssez between 2
payshuntz. Maykz dem prittee wiff
Buddurr~Fly Band Aydz!!
Noo CHRGz
pullz tyte. Dukkt Tayp 4 pj
andz lawwwwng Bunjee Coardz
4 gammacat. Habz
Froazinn Millkee Wayz andz
Hurshee Awllmundz Bawrz!!!
Rappz Floofee Blankittz
‘rowndz pj andz gamma. Can
haz Hawtz Iee Bryte Tee!!!!
Chekkz awn payshuntz ’tilz
dayz feelz awwwllll bettah. Awllso
habz Froazinn ‘Roll~O’z!!!
Jack.
Froazinn roll-O’z always makes me feel bettah.
Fanks, Jack!
FangQ Jack *nomnomnoms teh Froazinn Millkee Wayz andz Hurshee Awllmundz Bawrz*
schmoo!
Bc wiff white whiskers!!!!
ai sekkund that! SPL… *whew*
Nothin softer then a moms back.
Ebbee Heero habz
a sydekikk. Tynee Tukksee
Bebbeh Kewt Kitteh!
Bebbeh Tukkz Kitteh
habz Soopah~Kewt Powah dat
taykz lawtz ennurrjee!!
Soopah Kewt Kitteh
maykz awwll kyndz Hewminz’ Heddz ‘Sploart!’z
andz hurz nawtz know Wye!!!
Jack.
tehms teh kyootest heero an sidekikk evar!
oh noes de kute de snugles, aaaaaa
kSPLORT!!!!!
Aaaiiiieeee!!! Teh slidee pole is fun!!
*slidez down fred wif teh CCC.
*Klonk!! (hard landing)
*Sweepee, sweepee, sweepee.
*Scoop, scoop, scoop.
*Tuk, tuk, tuk,
Ooops 1 trying 2 b getting away. I cautting him!!!
*Tuk, tuk.
Wii hab a 1950s baving cap 4 u. Pink wif see shellz
*fastenz chin strap.
Oopsee!! awlmost fergotted!! heerz a chokklit possum, & a nice hot cuppa tee.
Ai seee Maxmommy iz in gud, roy ul hanz. Aiz gonna rest nao. **plop**
snerk! Ph juss splopped!! tee hee! You need medicul attensiouns?
Siren & Lights *SKREECH*
**pulls up to next stawp**
**Hops owta CCC*
**sweepy sweepy**
**tuck tuck**
**rinse rinse*
**pack pack**
**sum hedbonez handiwurk**
**50′s style baving cap** *SNAP!*
**brrrrrrrp duckey taip**
**Roast turkee style popup warning buttawn**
**Places maxmommy in lolchair and rollz eet tew teh SRL,**
**where iz received floofy mappie blankie,**
**choclick possum, hawt coco**
** and sooperchromatic anti-splort glasses**
*DING!*
NC66, wee deserb a drinkee, afinkso! Wutz yur poyzun?
*carrees round tray wif sordid drinks*
martoonee? brandee? hawt choklit?
Wut a kyoot pikshur!
**titenz CHRG**
I see dat dere haz been menny splortidjs alreddy, so I try to nawt add to teh injurees…
Oh butt, speekin of kyoot….
I wuz owtsied foar a minnit an a beeg orinj kitteh comes up to me an starts meowin.
I finkso teh werd has gottid owt dat I’m teh nayburhuud Crazee Cat Laydee.
*cheers fur rhsb*
Teh kittehs noez teh gud pplz wen dey seez/sniffs dem!
Mebbe Sarah has tolded awl teh nayburhuud kittehs about me.
Afinks ai haz teh wurd “sucker” tattooyed onna mai fourhed en teh inkz taht onli kittehs & goggies kan sea.
I finkso I do too, egg-septs mien iz in flashin neon.
my hawsez all haz inbisible sign dat sayz “all homeless kittehs welkum here”. Datz how ai gotted all mai kittehs thru da years.
Mine all followed me home (my whole life) and I can’t remember any that wern’t preggers.
yup, wi awl bi suckers fur shur!
Well, you nawt hava orinj one yet…..
Duzznt Dini cownt? Hur haz teh orinj.
Dis kitteh had a coller, so I finkso alsew had famlee.
O — den him wuz jus sayin “OHAI! Fankees fur halpin kittehs wut had no furebber hoams!”
**wipes leekee eye**
I wud has moar kittehs, but I nawt has teh spase oar teh munnies.
U shud see Sarah. Hur furz is gettin SO purty! Dat’s wut kwalitee fuds will do foar ya, insted of diggin in teh dumpstur.
Purrhaps an “Ugly” would be in order? Beer adn tomato jooce.
Eeeeewwwww beer and tomatoe juice.
beer and ‘mater joose? git yor grains and veggies!
beer adn ‘mater juice wif celery stalk – iz gud
*sheesh* Ties own cawmint tew tew PH’s cawmint wif sum string.
Hmmm. Dat sownds taystee. Aifink ai mite add a littlol lemming joose & mebbe sum celery salt to dat.
*nao haz a furstee*
Ai sekkund emoshun.
[goez tew make self ugly] *snerk* Too late!
**whaps NC upsyde teh hed**
STAWP DAT!
U iz teh hansum, insied an owt.
Mai huzbin cawls dat a red beer…… he makingz it wif bluddy mary mix sted uv playn mater juus.
My unklol yoozez Clamato.
We cawls it a red eye. Iz spozed tu ficks yu up ‘the moarning aftur’ when yu hab red eyes.
Ooooh — want. Plus, mah Skimble goes bonkerz ober bluddy mary mix.
Teh Clamato opshun sownds gud azwell.
Nao mah mowf iz watering — an ai still hasta be atwerk fur anuvver howr & a haff. *whimper*
Ai tuk a survay on beer resentli ana aifinks taht wuz wun uv teh optshuns tehy wuntid mai opinyun on. Mai reespons wuz “pleh!”
Wii cawls dat teh Kowboi bluddee maree heers.
Hey, Cheezfrenz! Wun of teh cat-ergorees on the Jeopardee show tonyte was I Can Has Cheeseburger? Tehy dint lol-spel it and not hab ennyfing abowt kittehs but woot!woot! ennyway. Ai jumpeered owt uv mai chayre. Alecks Treebeck tyed to sownd funnee wen he sed it.
I sawed dat, tu!! Dey maded mii lol wen dey sed “I can has cheeseburger. Nun uv dem kud saying it rite!!!
IT RITE, see ah’m saying it rite
*traiz it too*
IT RITE!!
Whooo hooo!! Thankz, jerseybarb!
IT RITE!!
IT RITE!!
IT RITE!!
Kinda fun!
OH WOWSERS!! It’z nawt on heer for anuther ower!! ai did nawt miss it!! w00t! w00t!!! elebentee!!!11!!
Ohai, frens! *waves to all* I haz great noos!!! Mai fren(aksully, her mawm) who lostified King teh udder dai has adoptified a noo kitteh!!! He ish two months old, and ish an orange tabby…almost liek King wuz. Mai fren gawt him tu her mawm’s haus and he popped right out uf teh box as if he wuz sayin “Ohai, mawm!” tu himz noo owner. She is berry happee!!!
*runs in circlols* Yaaaaaaay! *stawps foar a minute to activate mai JDS(Jewel Defense System), den maeks moar runnin’* Dis is gud exercise. Phew!!!
datz elebentee
‘s!
Dat beez grayte gnuz, Jeremy!
Hao u iz? Hao beez Jewel?
Ai are gud!! Dr. Tinycat sez my blud sugar ish almost normal, and iffen ai can lose 60 moar pounds, ai will be free frum diabeetus!! Sounds liek a Noo Years Res…Resol….Goal foar meh!!
Jewel is great, too….Ai hope tu be takin’ her to get fixed dis Sunday so she will haz no moar cat-erwauling when she is in heat.
Nao, ironically enuf, ai am goin’ tu maek myself a cheezburger. I akshully CAN haz wun!!
so much gud nooz!! teh bestest kyoor for teh hole in teh hart lefted wen a kitteh goze to teh bridj iz a noo kitteh, ifinkso.
an i am glad yor diabeetus iz getting better!! yoo do gud a loozing teh ovver pownds so yoo kan beez helfy!! hope evreefing goze gud wif jewels’ sir jury, yoo iz gud kitteh-daddeh
Gud nooz Jeremy. Mai visit tu Dr Tinycat wuz gud tudai too. Ai onlee need haf teh diabetes medy sin Ai gotted befor.
Onlee fing wuz Nurs Stikksdem wuz hazzing teh pleh dai adn needed foar triz tu poke teh hole in teh vein tu draws teh bluds.
ouchs – datz no fun
{{{{{WRr}}}}} ai did nawt know u had da diabetes too. Keep onna track wif all da diet, exerzizez anna meds. U will do great.
Ai nawt akshully haz teh diabetes yet…wii catched it in tyme dat it nawt will be diabetes if ai treet it wif a fierce.
duble gud gnus! WOOT!
gud luck Jeremy wif da diabetes. Is a hard fing to get under control sum tiems, but worf it inna long run. Too hard on uvr organs to has dis disease. Ai haz a happytail fur u.
Fankees foar teh wishes, lm, WRr and Onlee….et ish berry hard tu do, butt(!) ai am workin’ awn it. Nao tu watch a moovie and go tu bed….maybe sum Kung Fu Panda today.
Conga-ratz onna gud nooz frum Dr. Tinycat, Jeremy adn West River rat . Mai dadcat had teh boaderlyne diabeetees adn kept it kontolled wif rite noms adn teh fonny shugers. Dad crossed ober teh bridg at age 85. Jus thot ai cud gib a littul encurruge-mint. (ai haz 2 luze sum pownds. Ai haz had tu menny cheezburgerz.)
taht is wai tu kyooot! I’z nawt uzed tu teh kyootness ai iz gunna *SPLORT*
Oh noez — nobuddee haz arrived to halp Kerri!
*fetches teh CCC – caerfullee drives it up next to Kerri*
*hops out*
*sweepa sweepa sweepa Kerri’s braynez into a neet pyle*
*rinsa rinsa rinsa wif orinj blossum sented sparklee waddur*
*slieds braynes bak into Kerri’s branium & replayses teh hedbonez*
*taypa taypa taypa teh hedbonez into plaec*
*applies gnu CHRG (wif drawrings uv reindeerz onnit)*
*tukka tukka tukka Kerri in unner a lavender floofee sawftee blankee*
*gibs Kerri a cuppa hawt (nawt too hawt) choklit & a choklit oktopus (wif caramel filling)*
U rest nao, Kerri & donut luuk at teh kyoot wiffowt purrrtektib geer!
Ohai, kerri, misst you lately!
R we shore dat’s rly bacemint cat? He can haz wite wiskurs and iyebrouz
Moastlee BC wiffa tuch uv CC, aifinkso.
Haow mennee soles duz teh littlol kitteh owe BC foar the comfee napz?
PUH! Do nawt bee fooled.
Purrhaps BC iz reecrewting a gnu minyun.
clever plan. Teh liddol wun is a powerfully kyute inducment fur abowt anyfing!
Ann kan thus bi uzed tu lewwer teh unsuspeckting hoomins!
an beautimaus BC wif whyte whiskers adn whyte eyebrowz
(baby sitting?)
warmf frum BC fur bebeh kitteh onna da cowld stonez
o carp! ai missteded the kyoot pikchor nd all da splorts! ai must titen mai CHRG — ai already haded a beeg sploort dis a.m. wif teh bebeh kitteh frenz! dis a byootimus BC n kyoot bebeh kitteh — so shweet, yesh.
ai must be off to lala land — mai beddy-bye awaits. gud nite, cheezpeeps — if aneebuddy is still up!
Iz a beeyootimus pictshoor. Makes me want to snorglol teh kettehs…oh! but, but, wait! ai CAN snorglol teh kittehs! ai haz my dobby an toejam and oddity…they lubs tew be snorgloled! what a wundermus wurld this iz! teh peeps awn teh innertoobs, an teh kittehs in teh home an a sumwut healinged tr0ll waiting in teh bed! this lyfe is a miraklol, aifinkso! ‘nyte, cheezfrenz. an habs a wunnermus tomorrow! ♥♥♥♥♥
Nite, zippy an sunny! schmoos!!
yessi!… . .. .. … ……….. …………uh? . .. …. .. .. …. . … .. … ……………………
I recognize this pic, it’s from The Mediterranean Cat, a photo book. Nice book, pretty self explanatory title.
I’z jus wanna cuuurle up in ze basement 2
Ai fink its maibee BC’s sekwet missus? teh Missus bwutiful Basement kitteh?
And ai defunetli fink dat teh itti bitti kyoot bebbeh kitteh dat snugglies on teh missus BC iz defunetli paingz a wholes lotsa soles to dah BC fur haffings snoozings and snugglies on teh missus BC!
Butt!!!! Ai is ahlso vebby shuar it has worf it! ;D
“U read 4 me “Da Liddlest Minion”, agin, Uncle Basement Cat!!!
love the expression in the black cat’s eyes! & the white whiskers! i wouldn’t be surprised if this one had some white in the belly fur–you can see a hint of it just above the tail, over the “t” in “spot”!
& btw, denise? lol–that’s great!
lol, de besment ket luks keinda pissd its ol wird olso samfing leik ei dont no so swit end kijut de won on de top der leik BÄÄÄÄÄÄÄM
Hellow? Nine elebenty? I iz issuing a red alert splort warning. We alreddy ned wun CCC. I fink yu shud send a dozen, tho. By teh thyme it gits heer, tehy will be plenty of wurk fer awl. Send teh first wun to nightshayde, who is totally splortified.