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stak-eh-kat!
conga rats! Yu has a solo spawt up dere on top!
Othx!
Congrats, catena. Wye din’t sumwun cawl me? Ai wuz busy sortin owt mai inbox!
Conga Rats tiw Catena fur nawt-sekund!!!!!!!!
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plus, whut ar yu gonna drink yer koffee owt uf, hummmmm? Nawt yer shoe. I haz planz fer that.
*snicker*
*guffaw*
*cachinnates*
Had 2 lukk dat up in teh dikshunree 2 maek shore it wuzn’t rood!
Madam!! We donkeys are nevah rude!
Unless, of course, you consider falling asleep during conversation, suddenly bounding into a room and stealing food, braying when people slip on banana peels, and generally butting in and behaving like a ham rude.
I will have to think about that one kafleen.
Ai din’t fink u wud be rood, but neadid 2 maek shore. Iffn Ai yoozd a werd dat mai mumcat din’t noe, her yoost 2 sai “Doan’t be filfee”
dat r wun laaaaaazy cat. almoas as lazy as me.
*piles cups, plates, napkins, silverware, serving plates on tawp of donkey*
*pretends to be asleep and waits for parfaits*
*sets parfait on tawp of serving plates on tawp of donkee*
*teh donkee LEAPS in a sudden movement!*
**cups, plates, napkins, silverware, plates go flying**
***Donkee teeth SNARF teh parfait!!***
Dat wur egghawsting. I needs a nap noaw.
*flops back down*
*leeps intew air and catches flying cups, plates, napkins, silverware, serving plates*
*places pile on tawp of flopped donkee*
*places a silver tray of chonklit cuvvered stromberries on tawp of cups, plates, napkins, silverware, serving plates*
opens wun eye woozilee and stares at teh stromberries….
“I’ll gitchoo latuh, suckas….”
/teh donkee is in a parfait coma. Pleez too be checkin back laturz.
*daintlee taykes wun strawberree*
FangQ gremlin!
*nibblenibblenibbleNOM*
They ar GUD, aren’t they? Srsly, IRL, somebody brot chonklit cuvverd stromberries into wurks. OhMyGudnissNOM!!!!
Ai wuz on a crooz a fyoo yeerz bak — at teh buffay, dey had a three-tiered serving “tree” wif nuffin but chonklit cuvverd stromberries. OMCC — aifink ai kud liv on chonklit cuvverd stromberries fur a wile.
Cummin rite up! *shuvs a hole duzzin chonklit kuvverd stromberriez throo teh innertoobs* Injoi!
*carefully clears a small spayce in the midloll ob the tray and playces wun larje choncklit martoonie there…*
*and cubber it wiffa chocklit cubbered belgian wafflol*
Mmmm — naow U iz tawkin mai layngwij!
*nomz awn Beljun wafflol*
layd bac kitteh shur iz layd bac!
hmmm – not kwite layd back… moar offa layd sideways aifink….
8)
*snerk* aifinkso yur rite, nenne! hoa be yu tuday?
all well in the northern way – ai is wurking a few hours obertime… ai is a bit behind becaus of computer pleh – but – ai is getting payd obertiem so it’s ok
And you?? writing wise an wunderfull sentences?!?
obertiem pay shur mayks upp fur pleh wrk
ai gibbed mai bery furst lekchur tuday adn it went bery well, yippee! ai has lotts uf wrk ai shud be doin tunite butt (!) we wus adoptified by a noo kitteh at teh weekend so ai mite be playin wif hur more dan ai mite be wrkin… 
Ohai, Gizmo! Congrats on gittin a gnu kitteh and on givin a gud lekshur!
ohai, gremlin! fankees
our noo kitteh is bery bery sweet adn luverly adn frendly adn snorgloly, butt (!) our too uffer kitteh are taykin der tym in acceptifyin hur…its getting bedder ebbery day, tho, so hopefully all wheel be bac tu normlol bery sune!
btw, ai added a pictyur uf teh noo bc tu mai profyl
*goes and looks* AWWW!!! Whut a nyce kitteh! So purdy! Yor uther kittehs will git used to it evenchuly. Then awl will be happeh kittehs at home!
fankees gremlin! she wus a littlol scarded in dat pic butt (!) she’s getting more trusting uf us ebbery day
we’re luckin furwurd tu all teh kitteh hasin happitayls again bery sune – ai dunt lyk it when eny uf dem bee sad 
butt (!) it’ll all be wurf it cos now she’s sayf wif mee adn mai uffer kitteh adn not stuck at teh cats home eny more!
aaaawwww1 what a kyooot littlol BC!!! ai has a happytayle for yew all!
fankees gammacat! we’re finkin uf callin hur Moxie – she shur dus has is
Wowserz! A noo kitteh adn a suksesfewl lekshur – good awn ya!! Ai has a happee foar yu!
aww, fankees Italiana! it has shurly been a gd few days! now ifn only mai PeeAitchDee wud rite itself so ai cud hav teh nite off…
*sends Gizmo Rita Skeeters majiklol quill*
It will rite by itself – but, I cannot guarantee the kwalitee of the text… it does have a mynd of its own…
*luks innosentleh up frum coloring buk*
wut?
oh noes – ai jest fought it wud gib Gizmo the nite off!!!
and… mebbeg gib the purrfessurs a gud laff when eeeva… evay…. reading the theesis!!
nennepus, pleese tu be telling meh why chapter wun is now chapter fur, adn why chapter free has dissypeered altwogether…?!
Accio, Chapter Free!
*luks up as the payjes fly out frum where Ais kuluring*
wus that the reel chapter free? ai jest fought it was earlier vershuns!!!
sorree!
oh kewl, chapter free is now sew colorfulol – mai purrrfessor will lub dis vershun! fankees, nennepus!
ur welcome!!!
glad to be helping u out wif ur pee haych dee!!!
*careflolly baks up all hur chapters on elebenty USB drives, jsut in case nenne desides tu ‘halp’ agin…*
oooh! good wun kafleen! *plans to use new werd in conbersashun wif cow-werkers*
argh!!! that belongs upthred! *shews pointee ends to WP and stoopy werk filters*
*awakens frum parfay coma long enuff to hoof WP for nesting fail, den collapses agin*
Nobodee saw dat, k?
saw whut? *schmoo*
i seed what you did dere…
Booorhing. I’z bored guys. Kitteh no likee.
Dis kitteh haves big boi snorglebelleh.
WANT!
kitteh is “in his cups”?
Aww, so THATZ whut they means by that phraze! *has an understading wher befoar ther wuz nun*
I has ten cups of kitteh a day!
We kawls it Special K.
Oar Vitamin K.
tihs whut hoppen’d wenn tuksiekat kaytereng waytur fawl’d asleap awn teh jawb
Another kitteh falls victim to a pyramid scheme.
Er, not that I would know anything about that, u unnerstand.
Ob kourze nawt.
*Snerk*
multee-teer kitteh at teh bawtum uv teh peeramyd … nawt gawna maik ennee munnies taht wae
Trapezoidal schemes, dat am an otter matter.
*nods*
And one time? I almost got suckered into a dodecahedron scheme!
*shudders at teh thought*
Oooh, dat wudda bin offal!
Is tuff tu see awl teh sides of teh storee wen planning ur fynanshul fyootur. Yoo rly duzzent wanna bii bauksed in…
Dunno bowt noe dodecahedron, butt (!) I hazza Rubik’s tetradecahedron puzzlol — iz teh HARD
wayt …. WHUT??!! Ai wud getz froost … frowstr … tikkedawf, adn wud frow taht agenst teh wawl, aifinkso …
Sew — kittehz gitz in onna bottum uvva pyramid skeem,wyl otterz gitz in onna bottum uvva trapezoidal skeem, izzat it?
Then there was teh time that Richie and Potsie tried to get me into their Fonzi Scheme.
*shudders all over all over again*
LOL!!!
Woaaaa …
Dey madeoff wiff all yer monies?
Good Times…Happy Days……
Whut, they mayd yoo ride a motorcyclol, yell “AAAAaaay!” with yor thumz in teh air, mayk enny kreechur of teh opposit sekx fawl in lub wit yoo, and tawt yoo that liddlol trik of smakkin teh juke box to git whutever mewsik yoo wunted?
AAAAaaay! Duzzint sownd so bad to meh!
*heddesk*
Ow.
heers teh burfday fairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to Isimz an Jooli an everywun else hoo haz a burfday today!! i haz bringd tasty fudjy cakes, wite cakes wif fluffy lemmin frosting, iskreem, frooty party punch, poynty shiny party hats wif pompoms on top, an goodie bags filled wif liddle remote control raysing cars, sekrit ajint hats an sunglasses an walkie-talkies, kandee, an sparkly alien stikkers!! an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo!
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ohai burfday fairy! fankees fur teh burday treets!
*grabbs a sekrit agjint hat adn slinks off tu spy on eny suspishus peoplol!*
*slips a trakking device on Gizmo’s sekrit agent hat*
*wunders wat dat faynt blipping sownd is*
*steels skwirrlgrrl’s walkie-talkie while she’s slipping a trakking device on Gizmo’s sekrit agent hat*
*reports back to hedquarters that LCB has quarters on her hed*
ohewwo tu yu, burfday fairy! mai ai has sum fudgy caek, pweese? … adn a liddlol remoat kontrole raysencar?? *plawpz daoun awn teh floar … maykeng noe promesses abowt beeng ablol tu getz bak ups ennee tym sune … adn plaies wif teh raysencar … zoomzoomzoom awl ofurr teh awfiss*
Although it is well known that ancient Egyptians worshipped the cat, it is a little known fact that the cats slept through the building of the pyramids, a genetic trait as this photo shows. (excuse non-lolspeak. Ai duzn’t hav teh pashenz rite nau. Wuz in a hurrie to maek joak.)
Ah! *nods* I guess that eggsplaiyns why we finds kittehs at teh bottom of teh pyramid . . . Rip Van Winkle, kitteh-style.
U knoes, mabye, just mabye, teh pryamids was originally sposedta has 4 sides but teh kitteh was sleeping rite whare teh 4nd side was gonna go? So they shrogged and just builded 3 sides instead.
Kittehs findz teh warm-comfy spotz in teh desurt. “Ai sleepz here. U bildz arown me.
To parafraze teh cween, “tut, tut, tut”.
slept thru teh building, den taked credit furr it. *snerk*
such a lovely picture
this so belongs on SOMC – stuffonmycat!
Victim Cat
fell for a pyramid scheem
haha I wonder how that tower was bulit without the cat moving.
yno wut? nao letz trai 2 toppl all cups wiff wun ball!!!
*hit teh cat, teh cat runns off, cups lying on floor*
wooohoo!!! i won!