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Video: Shooted Kitteh


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  1. PoussinBoi says:

    Kitteh can haz gun ??

  2. mugglemary says:

    kitteh needs gun, aifinkso!
    hai anni, n hai pb!

  3. makya20 says:

    This feline is a top-notch thespian. I’ve not seen a death scene of such quality and believability since Brando played Hamlet off Broadway (before he got big). With all due respect to the community here, this is the type of once in a lifetime performance that demands accurate spelling.

    • Jean Jeannie says:

      Yes but kitteh has a whiskey voice don’t you think? Too much after the big show parties?

      • LilyFayline says:

        That may be an attribute of basement cats; my own black monster(ess) sounds like a fishwife: loud and very hoarse! You could be right though, there is a lot of whisky in my house (which the 2 falsetto cats obviously don’t touch).

        • Jean Jeannie says:

          Or I have noticed Meezer cross kittehs are often black in color. They may carry on the distinctive Meezer voice? (SiaMeezer) Regardless iz qoote kitteh for sure!

  4. mugglemary says:

    a berree erlee memree ob obiwan when ai furst gotted him frum teh petsmart adoptification – I was lying on my side an he wuz sittin on mai hip an ai wuz pettin him, an he was sew happee he just collapsed, purring madlee, an fell on blankit neckst tew mai tummee. berree kewt!

  5. Elurofila says:

    I just esploded this was so cute

    • nennepus says:

      oh noes! Elurofila is down!!!
      *runs in wif det portablol CCC hampur*
      *skoops braynes up an rincies with passhun fruit sparkleh mineral water*
      *playcis brayns back in cabbity and put headbone back*
      *tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp wif ducky taep – hello Kitty akshulleh*
      *puts on multiplol CHRGs an moar tayp tayp tayp tayp*
      *Puts Elurofila in a floofeh blankitt, in de comfy chair in de recubbery room – wif a cup ob hot chocklit and som donuts an a glass ob Rosinas majiklol recubereh eliksir*

      • Andrea says:

        fanks sooo mach nennepus! *smoooshes nennepus*
        I is all bettur nao, mah tummy is recobering berry well wif the hot chocklit and delishious donuts u so kaindly gaves me! An de Hello Kitty tayp luks berry berry pretteh twoo =]

  6. annipuss says:

    Ai haz 2 hab erlee lunsh 2dai – goin 2 see mai dentiss dis affernoon – iz OK, Ai wull leb teh bad teef wiv him an collekt dem wen dey aer mendid!
    Dass bowt teh ownlee gud fing abowt denchewers!

  7. Ellen W. says:

    Such a pwetty kitty! And so sweet to play wid her silly Mommy.

  8. Q. says:

    Teh kitteh is keeling over in horror at the sight of that fingurr nale polish. Blargh!

  9. Q. says:

    And ohai, ebbreebuddee. Good moarning to us all. And breakfaast, too. Anyone want some fresh fruit with yogurt, sprinkled with pomegranate seeds?
    Nomalicious

  10. Jeff says:

    liddle basemint cat onlee maeks hoomin think he can be nawt alibe wif silly finger gun.

  11. RayneJade says:

    omg too kyoooot!!!!!!!!! X3

  12. Juli says:

    Kitteh duz it purrfectly.

    Luvin da hoomin’s pointee endz!

    Kthxbai

  13. Shizuko says:

    awww…I onlee haev 6 moar lives D:

  14. thepetmuseum says:

    “okeh. ai guess ai die 4 u. whateveh.”

  15. Candy says:

    stunt cat kitteh members his cue

  16. Multi-Facets says:

    Kitteh sez, “Okay, I do this ’cause it amuses yoo. I better get tweatz.” XD

  17. Noelegy says:

    Eeee! My Gabby girl does this if you raise your arms in the air (like you’re raising the roof). We don’t know why. We didn’t train her to do this.

  18. Catsigh says:

    This is kinda sick.

  19. eee says:

    Nice fingernails, dude

  20. Marko says:

    Forgive me for being rather European, but only in America would anyone think of building a sequence around pretending to shoot a kitteh…

    • LeescahB says:

      Nice theory… however I am British! Plus you are aware that’s my hand, not an actual gun, right?? ;-P it’s all just a bit of fun with my kitteh, nothing sinister I assure you!! :-)

  21. Heavy Weapons Guy says:

    Some people think they can outsmart me. Maybe… Maybe… But I have yet to meet one that can outsmart bullet. POW! Ha ha!


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