
I dunt think this is love… I think he’s basting me!!!!
gasp! who kidnapped mah hamster?
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I dunt think this is love… I think he’s basting me!!!!
gasp! who kidnapped mah hamster?
Picture by: dunno source Caption by: vivacat via Our LOL Builder
Maus!!!!
*gets all nosetalgic*
I misses that Maus…..
Conga-rats to yoo!!! (Hao appropriate!)
*sniffl* I misses teh Maus too.
Doan’t we awl!
yesh, we duz…..**sigh**
*Nods sadly* Me two.
Me, too. Verree much.
Congrats, Leeza!
fanks anni!!
conga rats adn merengue skwirrlols!
duz you want you’re foarmerz whippy skwirlols , which have been training at KimKiwi’s place witht he ebil peepls in her compyuter, to do da merengue?
*merengue [artists formerly known as whippycreme ] skwirlols wait shyly off stage*
*merengue music heard wafting from orchestrlol pit*
but wait!!! that music *not* be coming from the orchestrlol! is coming from a cell fone!
*ringtone of Copacabaaaaaana*
♪her name was LOL a, she was a show skwirrlol♪ conga rats sing along.
*orchestrolol conductor answeres cell fone- lissens, then hands it to one of teh merengue skwirllols:
hewoh? what? you say you need a narmy of Merengue Skwrillols to spring you from TessM’s ebil twap??? you say you aspier to become a Salsa Chip? okays, we be right onnit!!
c’mon guys, we gotta whip up a rescue! but, so we don’t has egg on our face, let’s dansdansdans out so as to be inconsque, erm, inconpsikusuu, um, not can has noticed any thing od.
♪her naem was LOLa, she was a sho skwirlol…
wait, wut? merangue skwirrls? has my skwirrls run off on me?
*faints*
*conga rats and Miss Elainey Us skwirllols fan da fainte’d Leezab*
“poor thing- losing griip on realty” . , tsks a conga rat
“noooooes, i finkso is old timer’s memory loss?” skweek’d a verry young skwrilol.
“so , ¿whose gonna tell er dat teh wippycreme skwirlols got in beeeeeeeeeeg trubblols, got busted for nomming plants and burd seed at Mais Non’s place, she press’d CHRGs, and inna flea bargain, er, plea bargain the wippy creme skwirlols got putted on probashuns to go to KimKiwi’s Dance Boot Camp in Ni z00land, where they be whippe’d into Merengue Skwirlol for community serbice by the Ebil Peoples in KimKIwi’s compyuter”.
the skwirlols did who tew the waht now? *haz a dizzy*
well, teh Conga Rats do teh conga, teh Skwirrlols can has the wippy feetz skills, so dey do da Merengue, and now teh Chips can has teh Salsa. ¿comprendes, amiga mia?
pea ess: teh merengue be a dans from Nominican Replolbic. ♪Lola, who was a show skwirrlol at teh Copacabana could merengue…
sry, KIMKIWI hasna post’d the skwirllols dancing, but here be some of teh tiny Ebil Peeples in her computer who teaches teh merengue.
ai fink so! ai also need more cawfee!
would chew like a lillol merengue on taupe o some pi to go whif da coffees?
*looks around*
is da pi stallol open?
i fink it’s time to has a Save teh Skwirrls Concert….
but they *like* to merengue! they are a dazzling and shining example of how to rehab malcreant skwirlols: using their nascent whippy feet skills provides dem a way out of the viscous cycllol of repeat offendinging! their probashun officer be verrry pls’d with their progress. And, additionalolly, they produce, majikclolly, merengue for teh piez!
uh OH, ai haz a confuseled naow.
wat hoppened? wen? hu? haow? whai?
deed yu send Rattipusses liddle skwirrel babies and otter babbies to jail?! (oar juvenile de-tension?)
da liddle skwirrels and otters were dansing so kyoot on just last day’s lol. Naow dey are criminals? oooh todais yuth is lost on da yung
ohai sweetpea – azzit happins, ai haz noo ebil peepil hoo teech teh salsa dansdansdans libbing in mai pooter naow! so send teh chips daown heer for lessins!!!
*puts tessM’s chip and sordid buddies into intertubes and sends them in bits and pieces to Kimkiwi where they *plump* fall into KimKiwi’s place in Ni Zooland*
well, that explains how Mr. Chips vanished out of the trap!!!
Oar tastin….
basting, tasting, awll teh saym!
GMTA!
Yay! Anni!
Mmm. Culd yuse a liddlol garlik, ifinkso!
An jus a leedle salt’n'peppur
U haz a flvr — wut duz u egg-spekt?
Hmmm.
*puts on tee-ar-oh-ell-ell mask*
Teh kitteh duz nawt maek a shadow!!! Itz eever a vampyr kitteh, or dis pikshur iz *gasp*
*taeks off mask*
*sprays mask wif applol-scented lysol*
*scampurrs away meeklee*
Aifinkso iz a vampyre kitteh. Yup.
*holds up a mirror to kitteh; sees no kitteh reflekshun*
EEEEEEEEeeeEEEK!!!! *runs to get garlick*
Vampire catz!?!?!?!?!?!!!!!
*putz on elebenty crossiz and grabz silber steak fur gud mezhur*
Heeeeer, kitteh, kitteh, kitteh!!!
steak? *gets grill and charcoal*
*shprays area whif shrimp scampi scent*
*spritzes all innocent bystanders whif Scents Eau Humor and Oh, d’Lafter*
noe iz lubs………..kitteh lubs rodints
Yes, fur lunchees oar dindin, Ifinkso.
Yabbut, Bast is a Egyptian kitteh goddess! U is teh being honored.
sez teh Queen of teh Basters…..
If teh rubber bulb fits…
Not even gonna tuch that wun with a ten-fut pole!
how bout a 10 fut turkey baster??
Plz to not be touching teh turkey basters! They will has to be re-sterilized, and teh turkey-baster-touchers will has to be debriefed.
(I miss Maus, too!)
Teh basters ware breifs???? Whoda thunkit.
Basters wear bustiers. Baster-touchers wear, well, we’ll find out, won’t we?
but how?
shud we sit one out and wait to see who touches it?
sure…wi nawt….I’ll make teh poppycorms!
Dis cud take a wile!
*sits an innsent lukking turkey baster out on teh sidewalk in front of teh NB and waits*
I miss him tew!
Howz about a 6-fut Ukrainian?
Tastes lyke chickun!
Butt iz speshul kynd ov hamsta. Iz Filigree Siberian hamsta. Onlee wun in shop. Man in shop make speshul pryce
That wood explain da gamey aftertaste.
k-k-kan ai SKREEM naow??!!
but on the other hand ,he invited’d me for dinner.
yabbut – wuz yu envytud 2 dinnur, oar 2 B dinnur …?
oh, wait. there is a difference?
ifz yu izz envytud 2 dinnur, teh hoast wyl putt a playt inzfrunt uv yu … ifz yu izz envytud 2 B dinnur, yu wil B awn teh playt, aifinkso
hmmm. *ponders*
wellllllllll teh kitteh did say to be there for the first course…
very trick wording…wus you invited “for DINNER” or “FOR dinner”…..cud be importint to know….
*mausiehammie looks worrided*
it’s a cuuk buuk!
hehe, luv the expression on little hamster face
Hamster is NAWT ok wiff dis!
Hamster! Why this kawls for teh hamster-danz!
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-3894301868978665655#
AWWWWW thats teh cutest lil’ mousy mouse! I WANT ONE!!! Not to lick it though…
This is fake – the cat has no shadow! (I’m cool)
Maybe it’sa vampire kitteh. Oh, wait wat?
Nevermind.
I agwees wit joo. I taste PS…
It has a flavor.
teh flavor is SHOPPED.
shopped hammy is shopped.
Mr. Chips?
Heh-heh-heh! Didyoo noes that TessM’s famed Mr. Chips wuz kawt – and missteriously exscaped – today? Nobuddy noes hao that liddlol rasklol got owt!
*hides needlenose pliers behynd bak; whissels innocently*
how u wisslol wif ur noze bhind ur bak?
Yu duzent want tu know!
i finkso teh Merengue Skwirrlols halped the little Chippie escape to Ni Zooland to KimKIwi’s Dance Boot Camp run by the ebil peeoples in her computer. They aspire to becomign Salsa Chiips.
and after LCB sed, “Goodbye Mr. Chips”, too, rite on cue!
Obvious Photochopery.
An insult to kittehs & goggies everywhere.
Better than Porkchoppery…wif applesawse…..
Poorly photo shopped, but still cute.
Kaye in teh brakerum, childruns!!
Someone came into my office today and told me there was caek in teh conference room. I started to hide under my desk before I realized where I was.
Didn’t has any caek, though. Have a little pleh left over and sweets just don’t appeal to me at teh moment. Phooey.
whoaaaaaa. you must rly can has teh pleh, no want teh caek.
*holds up a shiny fing*
*observes craefully*
*watches egg-spearmint wif bated breath*
*handz gammacat a bref mint*
FangQ
*nomnomnom*
*watches shiny thing*
*blows nose*
*grabs shiny thing*
YOINK!
*runsawayfast, wondering whose nose that was*
*looks annoyed*
that was my noes.
nex time, doan furgit to powder it…yu noe how LCB lubs to “borrow” shiny fings to see how dey luk in teh sunlite….
yesh! there is fudgy cayke and lemon cake wif glaze an white cayke wif chocolate frosting, an esspresso…
oooooo….. fudgy cake wif S Press Oh!! mmmmmmmmmmm. fankeez!!
Pffft! Poysunly, Ai donut cayr if it is foto-choppd; pork-choppd; lam-choppd or kerr R T-choppd – is still nys/cyoot/funni pkchur!
oooh! Viktorya spunj! NOM!
mi kitty sparkle wod lub to do dis wiv our hammiz
ohai, heers teh burfday fairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to Aquakitty, machDialUp, an mewshiny an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today!! in addishun to all teh yummy caeks abuv, i haz bringed a red velvit cake an a buttery yello cake wif crunch topping, also iskreem, sparkly party punch, noyzemakers, and goodie bags filled wif plushi beenbag toy hamsters, bownsy balls taht sparkle wen they bownse, kandee, “teh advenshurs ob teh pierat ninja hamsters” coluring book wif bokses ob elebenty-nine colurd crayns wif bilded-in sharperner!! an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo!
———-***¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭*******¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭*******¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭****
how does she DO dat???? Ifink teh burfday fairy is EBBREYWARE!!!
*flits arownd on purty bloo wingz* or mebbee i haz CLONEZ!!
♫♫♫♫
Dunt u lub farse?
Mai fault I feer.
I thot dat u’d want wut I want.
Sry, mai deer
But wair r deh clonez?
Kwik, send in deh klonez.
Dunt bozzer, dheir heer!!
♫♫♫♫
“A Littlol Nite Mewsik” ref FTW!!!!!
o teh cyootee beeneebaggy hamsters!!
*snorgles plushi beenee hamster wile nomming caek ov awl deskripshuns*
Mmmmm fanky u burfday fairy fur mayking burfdays such fun!
{{{{{{{BF}}}}}}
Jus doan cormfuze dem…an nom teh liddle hamshmer wile snorglin teh cakes!!
*mayks note to self – pleez to nawt nomnomnom teh rodints*
Mai bery own toy hamster! Squeeeeeee!!!! Ai can hugs him, pets him, squeeze him and naym him George! Fank u Burfday Fairy!
Basting while tasting!
Hamster – the otter whyte meet?!?
8)
tastes like chikkn
oyesh – fangyu, Birfday Fairy! Ai LURVS mai stuftee hamsturr!! Ai gawna huggz itz, adn petz itt, adn skweez itz, adn naym itz … Ezzmereldy!
soe meowtch foar putteng taht ware itz wuz sposded tu goe … wich wuz unner Upfi’z poast … onlee wun meezlee eggskyoos – ai has a tyrud adn itz tym to sae goonitez tu awo mai cheezepeeps adn skampurrwifakwiknes tu teh kar soe teh huzzbunneh adn ai kan goes hoam!
*hedbonks adn SHMOOOO* mtu wun adn awl!
nitey nite, Italiana!! Sweet dreems!
This is shooped
♫ Shooop, shooopy doo!!
Its not shooped its not a tumor.
It’s nawt a goos, canjun oar uvverwize!
Mebbeh is teh tarsier … pawsiblee eeebin teh kanida [oar kanayjun] tarsier??
OMCC! Wii haz maded da LAWeekly newzpapur: “The LO(LCats Rewrite the Bible: Cat Hell, Cat Heaven and the Gospel According to Ceiling Cat”. Herez da link: h t t p ://blogs.laweekly.com/style_council/art/lolcat-bible-wiki-book/
LOL! FangQ for teh linkee onleekitteh!
Wii is famus.
An nao itz a buk yoo can buy????
*faynts*
OK – where iz teh 3pm lol?
On deh negst paige??
Hmmmm…
I think kitty-kat needs a shadow.
Or else I’m going to be thinking that this photo has been photo-shopped.
I dun fink iz luv… I knowz itz Fotoshopped. >:(
Caerful, kitteh. Teh hampster, it iz orinj. Coud be poysen.
Could it be fotoshopped??????????????
Fotoshop!
annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd:
The picture! I suspect photoshopping!
Photoshop Picture is Photoshopped
this looks shopped.
i can tell from some of the pixels and from seeing quite a few shops in my time
…. photoshopped…
> (
THIS LOOKS SHOPPED…
This isn’t particularly well photoshopped. Where is the cat’s shadow? Cat & rodent are at a different resolution. Lighting angles are different.