Bouncey Ball: $0.49
Bouncey Ball: $0.49 Watching your buddy get caught in the ceiling fan… Priceless.
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painful, tho. Fur hym.
Conga ratz awn ur nawt sekkund ti wif pj.
U can haz a trip tu teh tybooteek.
Ai will maek U sum grill cheez wif bakun sammiches adn sum tomatoe soops wif condenst milks. Fur teh trip.
U can sip teh hawt chokklit oar teh applol sider.
an dis! Conga Ratz!
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MOAR grate Ratz! Awsum!
an akshoolol conga rats too yoo! Thx!
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elebenty!!!
Luv teh ART! Must start a collekshin!
mebbeh nawt. Nsted, hao ‘baot ah speshlol un fur yoo? Ees vurry simplol, but full o kyoot an win!
(vurry sahwee ‘baot teh xtra postrofeez,dey needid)
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Oh, itz a TY!!! Carosue an pj perry.
cweenmj sed teh TY Boo Teek haz sno (leef) globes shayeped laik a turkee – wif a skareekrow an teenee punkins – wif teh sparklee red an yellow leeves fawling.
An az a speshul fur carosue – Salleh sez ohai an teh mayol haz arrived.
Oh gud, it got dere safely! Teh kitteh’s fink those dangly fings are kitteh toys sumtimes.
Butt butt! evverithing iz kitteh’s toi!
Yesh. It very paynefuls for teh kitteh.
Dat must b a very sad kitteh.
*Turns on fan*
yur gonna get pointy ends in yer fundament fer that wun.
WeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! Turn it down!!!! PweeeeaaaaZzzzzzzzzeeeeEEEEE turn itzzzzztaaaaaa SSSSsssslllllllooooooooooo!!!!
Let’s see…lefty loosy, righty tightee…*turns da dial to da right* *crosses fingres*
Erm ….. a littlol halp heer, plz?
Rownd an rownd he goez….whare he stopz no kitteh noes!!!
Oooopppppsssss…. luks likee he flooed offa fa fanz an outta da opin winder!!! Buy Buy kitteh!!!!
My brudder tyed a lawng ribbun to teh end of owr seelin fan, turned it awn low an let teh kitteh chayse it.
Wuz teh funneh to watch.
My “free” kitteh iz teh egg-spensib! Hur nawt-sekkund V-E-T bisit wuz almost $150!
* handz red teh munnee printee masheen
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Aifinkso U needz dis moar dan LCB rite naow.
Oh, fankyoo!
Hur pricy-ness nawt ovur, ethur. I gotta get hur “tootured” ebenshulee.
I am sellin my Krissmiss twee 2morro, so I’ll has sum munnies, but nawt alot.
No Krissmiss tree, no krismiss tree, oh how bored da kittehs will bii.
I am thinking of attempting a tree this Krissmiss, nawt sure bout da Lucifer tho.
Iz sellin teh grate beeg wun. No room foar it!
I duz has my 2-anna-haff-fuut Charlee Brown krissmiss twee, tho. Donut kno ifn I will put it up oar nawt.
I iz feline kwite “grinchee” latelee.
Listening to Catmas moosik in stores makes me feels the same wai. I means themz starts rite aftah Haloween
Catmas fatigue I has it
Ai Knowz! Mai Boss at werkz getsmadz an sez ” NO CATMAS MOOSIK TIL CATMAS TIME! ” Den, he turnz da stachun to hardrok moosik. Bad singz iz we werkz inz a dentail offus!!!
Wii are nawt big holidaze peeps round heer. Yay, I kan go eet food wif myne family that I spend awl week with, anw X-mas, wii kan git up early an leeve da howse and get home round 11 p.m. When kidlett wuz yung it wuz worse. Hii would git a really kool x-mas prezzie and nawt bii able tu play with it til 11 dat nite. Oh Yay!!
Dats wun of teh reezuns wii chanjed openin gifz to Krissmiss Eev instedda Krissmiss moarnin.
I haz wunna those! A true Charlie Brown tree wif one red ornament!! That iz what I put up at da store last year and den bringed it home for da Krissmiss sillybrations!
Mien iz a 2 1/2 ft tree datz owld az me. I cawl it my Charlee Brown tree, cuz itz reely seen beddur daize, butt I nawt can bring myself to frowing it owt.
Yuz is good purrsun nawt to frow it owt. It jus needz sumbubby to luvz it forebber!
Hah, mite as well b printing teh moar munnies—dat’s whut teh Fed duz 2 “stimulate” R ekonomy!
foney-baloney munies wii haz it!
(print mii a fee-U wile yoo Beez at it!)
*sneeks a kwikk “free” snorglols frum rhsb’s too egg-spensib kittehz*
*runns away wiffakwikkniss*
Mai diabebic kitteh wuz $500 V-E-T bisit! Ur free kitteh, not sobad!
My thyroid gurl needed 30$ meds per mumff.
After 6 mumff recheck, Drtinyv-e-t says she only needz half dosage.
15$ per mumff is ok.
a dun eben wanna fink abowt whut mai too kittehbois hab cawst mii. zeekie coffed an coffed an refuzed noms an ai tuk him to dr emergenceecat, fownd owt he has teh azzma, sew him has teh meds, an obiwan has too meds cos him is allerjic ( ai allus say iz allerjic tew mii), but i no ai is gud tew him cos mii v-e-t tukked care ob him when he wuz waitin fur furebber hoam an said he had sores all ober hims sweet liddel fase, an tehy wud nebber rekognize him nao!
*pats self on bakk*
C.T. Bait.
*grabs noms and sits back to watch*
Oh kaflee! Ai can sho yoo teh funniest C.T ebber. Ai think it wuz maybee yesterday. It maed mee laff – an be so happee we can haz teh care troll. Prollee they dont meen to be so funnee. . .
Luk!!
Ai found thiz at teh bottom ov today’z 6AM LOL!!
“All I can think about while looking at this is the fact the food is poured right into the cabinet.. not in a bag or anything. I feel bad for the next homeowner of the house when they can’t figure out why a cabinet in their kitchen smells like cat food!”
Well, I rember finking it was a pretti stoopy thing to du, too. But I waz finking it wud attrack teh mousies.
Mmm, mowsies!
“Love to eet dem mowsies
Mowsies wot ai lubs to eet
Bite dems littlol heds off
Nibblol on dems tiny feet”
Ooooh!!! Kliban ref FTW!!!
Ai yoost tu has teh cawfee mug wif dis awn it. Prollee stil du – ai nebbur frows enneefing owt.
Aifinkso Ai gots teh same mug somewherez. Good times! (Ai just went lookin furrit adn can’t find it, but found my old favrit mug–teh one that says “A Birthday Poem:”
(translated to Lolspeak, more or less…)
“Nawt sekond yu crawl adn tehn yu walk,
Evenchulee yu learnz tu talk.
Prettih suun yu startz tu stoop…
…Getting old iz pidgin poop.”
Snerk!!!
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*Haz fond memoreez of Kliban cartuun kitteh playin teh banjo*
Ohai nicewitch adn Lungdoc. Mii too!
Humf! Ai waz rong. Wazza guitar. (Just looked it up.) Funneh, teh wai memoreez playz triks after elebenty yearz, yesh?
Ohai 4.5K! Howz yur weekweekweek going??
Thiz iz so stranj. Ai just rote a messaj heer – an it haz disappeered – *poof*
Iz that popkorm yoo hav there??
Tato Chipz akshully, u wantz sum? Aiz gotz 3 bags, dey wuz on sayle.
Mmmmmm tato Chipz! Awlso gud! Thankz!
I has pizza rolls!
*holds out a hoofy wiff a tray on it*
Ohai, kafleen!!! So nice to see you; brining fuds. Nommms
i has coke too.
no, sillies, teh drinky kind.
PSSST U gawt wun awn teh line down teh thred.
*snurt*
I yur ai-kon nuu? A fink eet ihz. Soree ef eet nawt.
hoo? me? mine is.
Kafleen!! You still hear? It’s time.
Oh, Kafleen!!! I see a donkee wif candy kanez and rayn deer ant lerkz!!! W000t!!!
oooh! u is teh
furstnawt secund to comment on it!! tankies!!my nawt secund strike! It wurked!! woohoo!
I finkso dis sawng be teh appropryit.
I choozed dis bideo cuz dis wuz teh nawt-sekkund 45 rekkurd I ever ownded.
Ai enjoid taht, fangs Red !!
Round and round da stripy, spotty kat goes.
Um… am I the only one who doesn’t find the idea of a cat caught in a ceiling fan funny at all? Clearly, it’s meant as a joke- but still.
No – nawt awl that funnee.
But we noe teh fan can’t REELEE be so cloze to teh flore – so we just go wif teh joek an dont werree too much.
I have to agree
Lolspeak! No, onlee funee cuz itz nawt troo!
The “idea” of a kitteh cawt in teh fan iz nawt funny at awl! teh “pretending” uv teh kitteh cawt in teh fan iz teh hilarious!
word press nommed my comment
and I don’t dare try reprinting or they will double.
*shakes hoofy*
yep. it wur teh stoopy address. WP has gotten wise too owr h…t…t…p eliminashuns.
durrrrrrrrrrrrn
ai fink odder kitteh is laffin its butt awf. if ai haz to splain whai phunnee, iz nawt phunnee. ai finds phunnee.
Mastercard macros are boring.
Sometimes I will stand underneath a fan I pretend i am in a helichopter
*Throws tookie and peeled grape into perpelllor* *Saves da rest fer noms*
YOU THREW AN INNOCENT GRAPE INTO THE CEILING FAN!!!!!!!
wHy, CC??? Oh, WHYYYYYYYY
Wine, wine, wine !! Tahts awl ai ebber gawt frum it !!
*runs around the corner so nobodee heers teh laffs*
But maybe in a week or so, it will be raisin.
Wutt a fruitless life. Oh, teh hyumanitee.
It wossint matchure adn ai didnut lyk wot it nose !!
* Wont bi herd awn teh grape-vine no moar ! Hooz larfin nao !! *
Well,
Tihngs yor mummee shooda toald yu
Wair teh bodeez ar berried
Whu did whut tu whum nd wair
..
*shivers wiff big eyes*
.. tehn teheres teh Swiss banka countz
witch mattriss hoalds mi sabingz
wots in teh bak ob teh woor-drobe
witch ob teh fambilee iz teh blak shepe
..
adn
hao awld mi clobez ar
hao awld mi CD collekshen iz
hao awld sum fud iz in teh lardar
…
*lissens wiff a groweeng cents ub doomosity and cold swetts*
**heers teh last comment, screams like a little girl, and faynts ded awai**
In da prebeeous lol 5 eaglols was feedin me peeled grapes, so I juss wanned to see wat happehs wen da fud hitz da fan.
Wutt happenz?????
Wutt happenz????
♪Oh den teh trolls!
Comez marching in!♪
♪Oh den teh trolls comez marching in!!!!
Oh how i lubs too be on dis website! Wen teh trolls comez
marching iiiiiin!♪
*grabs anuddur handfull ub noms*
h Hai Cheezpeepz!! Dis b tu welkuming awl deh noo-beez. Cheezland b a wundermus plais wif lotz uf fun peepz. Deh onlyest rule iz tu playing nice!
I wud like tu halping awl deh peepz tu enjoyifyingz deh tiymez dey spend wif us. I haz sum helperz on mai blog, deh Cheez Town Cryer. Mai bloo name awlso b a link tu deh Cryer.
Deh Cryer b habbing genrul nooz wuv hoo b dueing wut. Adn if u luk at deh linkz on deh top uv deh paig u will find wun laybulled ‘Helperz adn majik trikz.’ Dhe pagez dere will telling u awl sortz uv thingz like how tu git avatarz adn how tu sorting owt deh ICHC time stampz and making thingz italisized or bold adn how tu making deh smilee faisez.
Deh Lore adn Legendz page b hazzing linkeez tu sum ov ower more owtstanding adven chewerz and tu deh originz uv some uv ower kustumz.
Dere b info abowt deh Cheezpeepz mapz, and how tu git ur berry own marker on dhe map!!
u will awlso finding a list wif linkeez to peepz blogz so u can git tu noeing sum uv deh cheezpeepz bedder.
Kum wif mii tu dhe Ty Boo Teek adn wii will gitting u eech a welkuming prezzee. Dehre b awl sortz uv goodeez heere. Mostly wif a kitty theme. Kitteh printed Tyz and skarvez. Kitteh faised LOLeepopz. Kitteh wind chimez. Snow globez wif seenz frum Cheezland. Boblolhedded kittehz. And on dis shelf dere b sum goggie and bunny and pinnygig eye temz. Taking ur pik. Awl iz free fur deh wanting….. Enneewun kan kumming heer ennytiyme deh b feeling deh kneed fur a pik mii up. Originally, the Ty Boo Teek wuz fur deh peepz hoo b habbing a Ty fur deh Nawt-sekkund commint, but now iz fur ebbreewun, ennytymez.
*Handz awl deh noobeez a CHRG (wdoi). Dat b a chikken hed rubber glub (wif drawingz on it). U putz deh rubber glub on ur hed to holding in deh brayn cellz wen u haz a splort! frum deh kewtness uv deh kittehz.
Dehre b a small Lounge in heer tu!
*mixeez drinkz*
*handz awl deh noobeez a refreshing beverage.
*klinkee glassez!
Cheez!!
* PB wonduz in frum teh Melburn heet *
Ai nede a cawld drink, plzthx ! Poors an orinj (not-poysen) ade !
Cheez ebbrewun !!
Ai hazza eecksighted! Teh BeeBeeSee ‘Merica iz gunna sho teh Dr. Who especial en Deecemburr! Ai furget whu en TTI wuz gunna wach et, butt ai wud luv tu getzza reevuew.
cool!!
Ah, TABBBBBBEEEEEEEZZZZZZZ!!!!!
*whew!* *luks imbarrist* Fankees, I feelz beddur nao.
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JAAAAAANE! STOP THIS CRAZY THING! JAAAANE!…
@@@@@! Jetsons ref 4 us ol’ dufferz!!
……For everything else there’s Mastercard