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Congrats, Aahz. Ai haz almond an aprykot caek 2dai an sebrul sordid tees.
Oooo, yum! I can haz sum aprykot kayk? N uv cors…
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“Tea, Earl Grey, hot.”
u wants that shaken or stirred?
Jess beem it n2 mai kwarturz…
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Iz mai chokklit martooneez watt I wont shaykin, nawt sturrd…
kitteh eets an eets an eets an den sez, “”Aaaaahz!”
Yay yu, yu iz speedyqwick!
Twuz un aksidint — I jess kaymded obber 2 C watt wuz up, n dere it wuz — “No Comments”
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I jess kooden hep maisef…
Nomnomnomnomnom……………………………………………..
cum bak laiter wif gushifuds
*BUUURPPPP*
Yabbut no way is that gonna fit in teh dishwarsher.
Has a satisfaction
Wats fer dessurt?
Cupboardcakes!
oooooh, *heddesk*
*headboard*
Iz okay, when too fat to jump up, ottermatik dieyet!
mai Mia kitteh is kinda pudgy. she gotted a liddul baldy patch on her tummie. took a while to figger owt — it wuz from when she jumps up onna brik ledge to get inna cat door, and tummie rubs against briks.
self cleening kitteh — naow comes in self feeding model!!
Is it also self snorgling?
Oh noes! Soon kitteh no longer needs a hooman…
noes! nooooes! we wants to do teh snorgling!
iz like when peeps created caek mix — they could have put inna eggz, but but but they found owt that peeps liked to add WUN fing themselves, so they felt like they maded it!
Dat wood b gud… Naow ifn dey can kumz up wiffa self-litturboks-kleenin moddle I’d b happee
Nao DAT’s wot ai wud call progress…
Tehy du maik teh self kleening litturbocks. Aifinks itz cawled teh Cat Genie.
Hao lawng befro da trowels shew upp?
1. les dan wun minuet
2. tween wun an fibe minuets
3. safety
4. moar dan fibe butt les dan tin minuets
5. elebenty
*gets teh cayke tray ready*
cayk 4 troalz? Haow bowt kreem pi?
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*splat*
iffin ets nannakokonuttkreempi* ai wil put awn an troll maske …
*wif reel krust ob corse
Hmmm… I prolly wood tew…
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Speekin uv fleengin nannakokonuttkreempi, dat rimynz me uv da kumershul 4 da Reel Gillygunz Iland wif Jinjur n MerryAnn flingin pi at eech uvver…
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*o mai* *I beddur wandur awf 2 da NB aftur dat*
setts owt eggstree tablols an chers inn da brake rume.
putts awn sum toonage fro dansdansdansin
*runz tu stoar fro moar iizquebs*
yew mean teh trowels wu sez:
“OMG don’t people know that overfeeding cats is animal abuse? This picture is so bad, take it down this minute or I’m leaving and going to CuteOverload . . . but wait, they have pictures of kitties in blenders, and human babies, and and . . . ”
*hed SPLODES frum deh sef-rightjuousnesses*
Yep! Teh care tee arr oh ell ell ess. Haven’t scene a real wun in a while.
ai dink most uv teh trowels muved ovver 2 CO.com — dey git vewwy nasteh ober der, aifinkso, yesh.
nd yesh, ai goes ober to CO.com 2, but ai likes teh cheezpeeps mush bettahs!!
iz dat da auntie lolkat cite??
nt so mush auntie lolcat cite as auntie lolspeak. Do dey uz a few lol werds, aifinkso
dey don have mush uncle lolspeak eider
make dat “dey do uz a few lolspeak werds”
mah typing be bassakwerds, aifinkso!
taht bee teh joi uv lolspeek, dere is noe such fing as spellin er grammah fails!
mmmm. If teh troll hed splodes from self-rightjousnesses, r we morally obl… aubli.. obbladee obladah do we hafta get the CCC?
afinks weez sposed tu lett da burfdai fairy noe we kneeds an kleenup awn islol fibe an shee wil sent an
trollslavewurkur.* 5 eags runs up out of breath* wow a lot of fails to get caught up on. So were are we? Hello Hello ……. maybe thier on the next fail with the kitteh with the baby one….
Fails? Wot fails? Onlee kittehs here …
Ha ahahah made you look.
Iz okai — I lieks lukkin at kittehz
*gigglols and tickles 5 eagles wif hur feeler*
heheheheheh stop that Upfi.
Why? Is fun. *ticklols now wif BOF feelurs*
Hay kitteh! Eet mai drawers!
Datz beddurer dan …
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O nebbermynd, I nawt gunna sai it…
enuff to saeves sum fur latur
O noze. Iffen wii leev sum teh goggie mite git it. Er sum uvver kitteh nawt as deeservin az wii r. Er teh hooman mite desyde tew tri itz. Wii bedder eet it awl rite naow.
Butt (!) goggeez nawt can jumpz awn da kowntur, sew it shood b sayf…
*luuk rownd shiftilee* ai dunno…thoze goggies iz sneekie!
Wii duzzent noes teh saym goggies, Aahz. 8-|
{{{Aahz}}}
Can tell I haven’t played here often lately.
We files it under “K,” for Kitteh Fuds.
But… but… EVERYTHING is filled under “K” for kitteh, like…
Kitteh Appetizers
Kitteh Baubles
Kitteh Crumpled up peices of papers
Kitteh Divan
Kitteh E…
Kitteh Evian
Kitteh Fuds
Kitteh Gushifuds…
GMTA onna F n G werdz!
GMLA, u mean.
Troo dat… Nawt sekkund dey THEENK alyk, den dey LOL alyk.
grate mindz list alyke!
OH, I thot it meant grate minds lean alike….
Kitteh Evvyfingz mine ennywaiz
Kitteh Fudz
Kitteh Gushifudz
Kitteh I…
Kitteh Idears (awl da gud wuns ob cors)
Kitteh Jingul belz
Kitteh Krakurs
Kitteh L…
Kitteh Lol treats
Kitteh Munchies
Kitteh Noms
Kitteh O . . .
kitteh open dorzes
Kitteh Pokechawps
Kitteh Quiet plzthxzzzzz
Kitteh R…
Kitteh rammbunkshus
Kitteh snorgalishus
Kitteh tummeh nidz rubbin
Kitteh unner teh kowch … chare … kabbnet …
Kitteh V …
Kitteh verreh cumfee stuff
Kitteh wtf izzat yoo put in mai shoo
Kitteh xtends floofeh paws of frenship
Kitteh Y…
Kitteh yarn
Kitteh Zen
Kitteh lawbsturz (nomnomnom)
Kitteh Milolk jug ringz
Kitteh Noospaprz
Kitteh O…
Kitteh Hors durbs
Kitteh Itteh Bitteh treats
Kitteh Junk Fuds
Kitteh K . . .
carp! ai fergetted to reply to nested mah commints!
grable rumble grumble hrmph!!11!
soooo … whut dror izz teh gushifuds inz??
…didz sumwun menshin nannakreempi???? I can has, pweeseohpweeseohpweese??? ai jsut fynishded a elebbenty-hower loang webinar (PLEH bigtymz!!) adn ai has teh hongree!! *runzarownwifaiwiknes luking hai adn loe foar teh nannakreempi*
Italiana, ai not has nannakreempi, but ai has sum yummy hommade spinash queeche – wuld u like sum?
congarats on ur webinar — dat is a bery long wun, aifinkso. yu deserb a martoonie wif ur queeche! *makes a choclit martoonie fer Italiana*
Here ya go, sweetie!
ofangyuberimeowtch!! Izz luntschtymz heer, soe spinash keesh wud bih purrfekt … adn a chawklit martoonie izz ALWAES appri … apurr …itz sumfin ai ALWAES LYKEZ!! *nomsipnomsipnomsip* Ai hazz webinarz ebbree dae tihs weekweekweek (PLEHPLEHPLEH!!) – ai kud getz usta tihs … *grinz behynd pawses*
so sry to hear dat ur stuck in de webinars! Here, ai has plenty uv queesh — u can has sum fer the rest uv de week ifn u like! ai gibs it 2 u now cuz ai don know if ai can come to ICHC all week. ai bet somebuddy else can meak u a chawklit martoonie tho!
taht izz soe NYSE uv yu – yu izz a tru cheezepeep!! … *skeedaddulzwifakwiknes wif teh spinash keesh tu teh refrig … refred … iysboks … tu keap itz fresch, soe peeps kan shair ifz tehy wan2*
O halp! Ai kant findz ma profile ur ennybuddy elses! Pooter kepz sayin “Server can’t find ICHC” Iz it sumfing Ai saidz?
*sniffle*
*slinks awai wif a sadness*
oh momchan, don’t has a sad! ai kin see ur profile wif no problem.
{{momchan}} come back sweetie, don’t crai!
Mabe de intertubes gremlins be messing wif ur conexion.
Ize bin klikkin evey bloo nayme heer & gotz de sayme massageing. Adn deh toolbar at teh top whut usallly saiz “Home LOLbuilder Vote Upcoming Widgets Store [Random] Profile Log Out” dozen haz teh Profile or Log Out. Mebbeso teh gremlins be messin wif mi. Ai goez an eatz sum pie an komz back latur, mebbe itz be bettur, Ifinkso.
ai had same problem earlier wiv nawt seeing “profile and logout” onna nav bar, but luuks OK now. ???
dinna be sad! weird pretzel is just bein weird! I can see yer profile!
try this link (copy and paste intew browser) : cheezburger.com/pictures-by-momchan/
OMCC!! ai luv that yer kitteh’s name is Tortellini! One of my kittehs is Cannoli!
LOL. Iffn yu kin seeez mah profile, Tortie’s piktur iz in mah pikturz. Her nicknayme is Torti-Meanie, cuz she wuz so mean to poor Mia dat Ai hadz tu send Mia tu libs wif ma dotter. Atz leezt Ai still getz tu see Mia, an she an Juliet (Dotter’s kitteh) getz along reely gud.
Ai be tried dat. Diddun werk.
*big sigh*
Momchan, wen u clikee awn a bloo naim iz u seein a “there are not the lols you’re looking for” error messidje? If sew, ai an sum uvver cheezfrendz was gittin taht las week week week. It happind fer sevral howers, ai cud commint and awl butt (!) nawt git tew aneewuns profyle, inkluding mai own. Den it kleered up an was otay agin. Straing an mysteerious r de wais uv ICHC.
Down at teh bottum uv dis paige u wil see a ‘contact us’, let the cheeses kno wat iz goin awn.
Still not werkin.
Pie, heer Ai kumz.
Bee bak latur.
Oh Hai momchan!! I haz a halper dat mite b relavant tu ur intrustz.
Ohai! Ize bak, an Ai kin seez everbuddy nao!! Ai thanks yu, cweenmj an Ai willz keep dat halper in mind in kase dis happining agin, butz Ai not needing itz dis tyme. Ai logged bak in an eberyfing wuz shoing upz! An I gotz 3 frend rekwests!!
An de pie wuz deliii….dalo….dili….berry berry gud.
yupz! weerdpretzel izz indeedeedoo beeyen weerd … and s-l-o-e- ryt naow – ai has see’d teh saimfyng bihfoar wair teh profyl adn loggen ahr misyn … usalee a temprarely glotsch inz teh cheezsistum.
Dis b gud…fur appytyzur.
Yup. Furr deh ontray ifinso deh kitteh wud like
Albacore Toona
Braynz (eben zombie kittehz needz fudz)
Chikkin
Debbilled eggz
E….
Eel
Frankfurturrs
Gizzurrds
H…
Ham wif green eggs
Ice cream
Jerman chocolate cake
Krab
Mac and cheez cheez cheez
N …
Nomnomnomnoms
Odiferous herring kitteh fud
Peas & duck (fer allermagetic kittehs)
Q . . .
Noms uv sordid kyndz
Oshun purch fillayz
Punkinpi foar Tankzfoarkittehgivvin
Queesh
R …
Roast beast wif gravie
Saamon
Toona
U…
Ohai Patrick!
*waves hoofy wiff a glee*
Ooooh – Kafleen! U haz a shiny gnu abatart!!!! Bery niec.
All I can think about while looking at this is the fact the food is poured right into the cabinet.. not in a bag or anything. I feel bad for the next homeowner of the house when they can’t figure out why a cabinet in their kitchen smells like cat food!