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yur braynes ar mien!
haha! wtg
fankees kelly – yu iz noo?
*awfurs floofy spautid paw ob frenship*
ohai, kellY! ai wuz a noob nawt lowng agoe – itz ufn tu lern yor wae arowndz, adn teh cheezepeeps R reelee lublollee adn ufny! *extendses floofy paw uv frendshipz tu kelly*
no, no! Mai braynes aer *mine*
scuze me, butt(!) yu relly wantz DOSE??
Dey maek a cumfee bed!
ohai anni…. hao iz yu tudai???
wee haz an braid wif an noobe aifinks…….
dis kelly mus haz da phast phingurs…….
tra la la…..awf tu da ty-bootike wee goe!
they is nise and sawft I guess…….
I’ll give u “sawft” but I donot think they would be “nice”.
I fink ur rite there.
And mabee not even sawft, if there was enny bones pokin owt….. oooh… zombie pointy ends??
How about, um….
‘not sew nice and possibly sawft in spots’?
And u just knoes that they is teh not-so-good-smelling.
hmm… mabee teh market is ready for a zombie perfoom?
“Zombie Perfoom… when u don’t want them smell u coming”
“Eau de Humanity”?
I smell MUNNIE!!
Make that:
“Eau de Humanity” ™©®∞≈
*dies laffing*
*spritzes lunarmommy wif “Eau de Humanity” ™©®∞≈*
Ai thinks taht mite bi wun uv teh celling poynts sinse kittehs leik tu rolls en teh stinky sumtymes.
first? NOM NOM NOM
ahem…wee due nawt yoose da F-wurd hear…………
yu kin sai nawt sekkund oar furthist frum laist…..
Aifink u muss be noo 2 dis happi plaes. Walkum!
*whispers* It is nawt a gud eye deer 2 claym dat u aer first – it’s `barrassin wen u aer rong! We trie 2 sai sumfing witty bowt teh pikchoor den iffn u aer nawt sekund u will be offurred congratshumalayshuns, drinks an dansis. We doan’t liek 2 yooze teh “f” werd – we fink it iz moar purrlite 2 sai nawt sekund oar fruvest frum last. Plz 2 aksept dis as kindlee adbies, nawt kritisisum!
OHai Kelly, Well come tew Cheezland! Since this iz ewer nawt second day here AI extends teh floofy Paw ub friendship and offers ewe a chokilate Martoonie and Sordid Kupcaiks wif sprinklols.
ohai, heers teh burfday fairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to Fruitloop and evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today!! also yestirday it camed to my attenshun taht i missded TWO very importint burfdayz in teh last fyoo munfs – poussinboi in setpember (burfday fairy haz to chekk herz emeow moreoffen tahn evree three munfs
) an grammyogg in awgust. 
dont know how taht wun happend, herz on teh list… anyhoo, a very late HAPPEE BURFDAY to tehm too wif many apolologieez! (i haz prolly missded more burfdays, but thoze are teh wuns i am knowing abowt) anyhoo, to make up for my alkk ob dilijinse, i haz bringed three kinds ob caeks today: tasty fudjy, buttery yellow wif crunchy topping, an lemmin poppyseed wif orinj glaze. also iskreem, frootyfizzy party punch, noyzemakers, an also extra goodies: bownsy balls taht lite up and make boingy noyzes wen tehy bownse, yoyos taht wissle “if i only had a brayn” wen tehy yoyo, ittybitty sekrit diyarees wif sekrti decoder mood ringz so yoo kan writing yor sekrits in sekrit code, kandee, wind-up rasying zombie dollz, inflatablol toy elektric gittars so yoo kan play like being a big rokk star, more kandee, an colur-it-yourself alien zombie bunneh stikkers wif glo-in-teh-dark crayns!! an three big swishes ob the burfday wand (wun eech for teh peeples i forgotted) to making all yor burfday wishes come troo! (wuld sumwun hoo iz arownd at teh same time az poissonboi plz to letting him know himz party iz heer? by teh time i gotted up dis morning, him had alreddy gone to bed! thx!)
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Ooh! Nom nom nom! Thx BF!
Ai wull tell PB awn teh 12am lol 2morro – dat iz teh wun he seldum missiz tho him sumtiemz lukks in awn dis wun.
oh, fank yoo annipuss!
Ohai Burfday Fairy !! Thankee foar teh gud wishiz adn teh littlol prezints. Teh yo-yos taht wissle “if i only had a brayn” are mi kind ob toi !!
Yu orlwaiz du teh bestest prezzints !!
Shmoo {{{{{ BF }}}}}
Ooo ! Cullering buuks ….. * Wil kepe PB okyoopyde til minniet !! *
Az u aer heer, Ai won’t bovver 2 gib u BF’s messij!
ohai PB!!!
are u going sykling today???
this feels rather upsied down/insied out – u’re the one with the hole day befor u – and Anni, MMM and I are soon of to beddybyes!!!
* Luuks up from cullering .. *
Ohai Nenne, Anni nd MMM if yu ar tehre !!
Iz a niec Chewsdy nd ai prolly wil cyclol laita !! Onli 9am, butt(!) ive bean up sins 6 tu worter teh trees. Wi get twu wortring daiz a week, week wiv twu howrz onli (6-8 am). Ai cycloled a lot laitly adn punkchud on Sumdai. Wil teh biek oar mi legz wair owt furst, ai wunda ??
*peeps in frum playing on FB*
I kinda hoep the bike gives in furst!!!
I’m putting this pleh mundayn into history – went to the dentist tuday – and all she could do was to open the temporary filling, cleen out lots ob gunk, refill it, give auntie bionics and a noo pointmint…
Have a lubbleh toosday – I’ll catch up wif it in about 28 minits!
Pleh !! Du Nawt Wont !! Yu fillin yor dai yor wai if yu lyk !!
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PB purrfurs hims wai, kthxbai !!
* Ai’ll sea yu at teh yuushual tiem !!
Ai haz juss cum bakk – bean dounstarez fur mai hawt chokklit!
fankees burfdai fairy……….
*bownz* BOYNG *bownz* BOYNG *bownz* BOYNG
*piks up alien zombie bunneh stikker*….
*runsruns an hieds unner da bed*
*sneekz up bhind willyboy*
Boooga boooga boooga!!!!!!!
*runz away laffing*
aaiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeyah1!!!
*runsruns owt frum unner da bed an seas aliunbunnehzaumbee*
*faintz dramatiklee*
*waives fudgy cake under willy noyz noez*
Wake up!! we haz kake!!!
*opins wun i*
ai smel fudgee caeks???
*sitz up*
ohai cween….dis caek fro meh?
It b wun uv deh burfday fairyz cakez…. dey iz berry nommy!!! Halping ursef!!!
odeer, odeer …wakee upz, willy boy!! *waivz majjik nawt-soe-smellee sawltz unnder willy boy’z noes*
*ahhchooo!!!*
ohai sawri bowt dat italiana….ai haz an shamwow hear sumware…
ai preesheeaytz teh yoos uv teh shamwow …*wipeywipeywipey awf teh glassis – Oh DERE yu izz!* … mayB nekzt tym yu fayntz, ai taik queueue frum teh cween adn waiv cake unner yur noes … caek wub B moar baddererer tehn nawt-soe-smellee sawltz, aifinkso.
chawklit kin cuwir anifings…….
tizz troo …
ofangyuberimeowtch, burfday fairy! *likks orinj glaze awf pawses, adn runzawfwifakwiknes tu plae wif teh bownsy ball … BOINGYBOINGYBOINGY!!*
syns wenn duz BC nead a gollum??!!
Basement Cat iz knot afrayd ob n-e-fing,
’sept a baff.
Do Not Want!1!
*Starts da water*
*Adds some bubblol*
“Hear kitteh kitteh”
*Adds “s” to pluralerize da bobblol*
BC sez wun bubblol iz nuf…..
kthxduenawtneedbafbai*
You iz powahful u no. Derefor, yoo can go battel in dah zombee apocalypse.
Bayssment Cat ignoarz
himz Nawt Nummburr 2 Minnyun
juss beecawz himz canz!
Bayssment Catz canz maykz
Zawmbeez. Dat’s wye Zawmbeez no
canz attakkz BC!!
Bayssment Cat lykez 2
toarmentz himz Minnyunz oanlee
Dayz datz endz in ‘Y’!!!
Jack.
The creatED cannot outmatch the creatOR, a match doomed to fail in fevour for the basement cat
yeHEH, wel trooo unles de BARF interviens ahahhaAH!! take DAT, BC!!
wayt … whut???!! *skritchez hedd inz befuzzulmint*
yah
*singz* All yoo Zombies hyde yor faces.
Awl yoo kittehs in teh street . . .
Hooters FTW!
Wow dis must be teh oppozit of teh ceiling catz!
goonitez awl yu lublollee cheezepeepzes! – tizz tym foar mih tu skurree awn hoam! Havz a wunnerfoal ebbeneng wun adn awl!
*hedbonks … adn SCHMOOS*
nitee nite italiana….drib safelee!
*boop*
I no cans read profyle
Zombie kitteh has eated mah profyle link
Only has 404s
I can see yours! I just frended you – just because I could!
Ai can see urs 2! WP muss be habbin wun uv its odd terns (liek yooshuel!)
weird pretzel must be actin up. I can see yer profile just fine!
“These Are Not The Lolz UR Looking 404
Sorry, looks like no one’s home at that link.”
I wrote a notey note to the mods, so I hope it’s okay tomorrarooo. Plzkthx.
(And thx for the friendins!)
Hey! Where is the favourite button?! What happened to the Favourite button?! How can I pick my favourites without a Favourite button?!
thats actually my cat Envious. one of my halloween hangups fell and before i could get around to putting it back she made it her bed. thx to her being preggers i now have 2 more basement cats, Cheshire, and Sara