So hard gettin all da blood
So hard gettin all da blood out from under nails.
nawt sew ez 2 git awt of ur teef as well.
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Shudn’t hab skratshed him den!
concats on yur nawt-seckund spot, anni! may ai offur yu sum arfta-nune tee adn scones?
Thx, Gizmo Dat wud be gud!
*brings owt beeeeeg trey uf sordid tees adn scones adn freshly-churnded budder adn jams adn clottded creem*
pleese tu halp yurselves!
*Skids to stop in front of tray, almost knocking Anni over*
TNX!
Gud jawb Ai aer pritee chunkee!
ooooo dey luks gud. nau wee neids tee. shel ai be mudder?
but wurf it!
ohai carosue! GMTA
concats on yur nawt-secunk ty wif anni!
fank yu! It iz always an onnor tu ty wif the Annipuss. We duz has grate minds, eh?
(butt (!) it’s worf teh hassle!
“Out, damn’d spot!
Can awl teh catnip in Arabia maek dis paw cleen?!
hu wud hav thort de ole maus tu hav had sew mush blud in himz?
o noes, nau ai haz a Vurdee eerwurm
ai shel furgit it bai eetin wun uf does nommy skons wid creem an jam AN butttir!
Ai lub willeum shakespaw!
ohai, ai is alibe and dropin in to say ohai!
Kerri!!!!
{{{{Kerri}}}}
We misst yu at teh cheezmeet. Hao yu being???
nawt bads adn ai is sawry ai misseded it
but hubbycat has neu jobs so hupfully we can has moor munies to play wif soon 
hao is yu PK? Yu finds neu jobs yet? is teh fambily doins gud? Ai hups so!
No job yet… nuffing aminlol related abailabul, an enny uvver job aifinkso gnoes ai nawt gunna stay… *sigh* But ai trai tu get teh Feline Harmony up an running! Halped at adopt-a-thon awl weekend an gibbed owt cards n fings, is a local vet whu lykes ideea a lot, wurking on contacting awl teh uvvers… will mebbe wurk! An reellee, duz nawt has tu be just local, can du bai fone an emeow. Gunna du local casual talks awn kitteh stuffs, aifinkso, an get Cory tu halp az model coz him sucha sweetie.
Uvverwise, famblee gud!
Conga-rats awn gnu job fur hubbycat!!! An teh moar munnies!!! *dansdansdans*
aifinkso is gud idea PK
ai has hups fur yu fur geding it starded yup! an othx awn the hubbycats job, hims beh kukin real fuds neao an hims is happycat fur taht an teh munnies is jus bonus 
so is awl gud!
Oooh, P-K! Can you get a guest shot on a radio program? Or on a local cablol aksess channel tv? or a column in teh mewspaper? Or a littlol wun page mewspaper/flyer for teh vet orfiss?
Dats awl dats leffta Spot.
Juzt hiz blod dats makkin deh mess on deh clawz.
My pointeh enz, let me show U demz
isn’t they purty?
They is lubbley. Yoo musta just hadda peticure!
Oh teh shark babe, has them teef, deer
And him shows them, pearly white.
Just teh fierce and pointy ends habs
Li’l kitteh, in hers sight.
U noe when that shark byte, wif hims teef, deer
Scarlet droplets fawl liek rains.
Butt li’l kitteh, her b clebbur,
Her b cleening off awl teh stains!
♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♪ ♬ ♪ ♬ ♪
fankies fur da eerworm honey… at leest issa good one ^^
*hums alawng*
Bobby Darin version now firmly in head
Iz sorree foar causing teh earworms…
Pwease to forgive me?
eff u habs wurms in ur eerz, ken u cawlz in sik?
teh kehtti bein piky
he be tryin tu cleen his nails
pedicure?
maybie he be wantin wun?
aid ashk him but he scarize me…
-QM
OHAI BILEE MAIZE HEAR!
iZ EWE A KITTEH WIF BLUD UNDER TEH CLAUSE? EWE NEED NEW “BLUD-AWAY” WIF OXY-CLEEN! GETS RIDUB EMBAREASSING AND IN-CRIM-IN-ATING BLUD STAINS AND LEBES TEH CLAUSE BRITE, SHINEY AND SHARP!
REMEMBERZ, DAT IS NEW “BLUD-AWAY”, NOW WIF OXY-CLEEN!
ONLY ELEBENTY FIVE DOLLARS FOR A JUAN YEARS SUPPLY!
An iffen we order RITE NOW wil u frow inna free shamwow?
OOO! OOO! Ai buys it! Mai poyntee endz ar so hard to getz teh blud owt! Ai gawts Elebenty 4 dollars tho. Ken Ai hab a dawlar to borrows?
heer *holes owt a dolir*. Yu can HAZ it. Its inna gud clawz…
Ohai KCT. How iz u feelin? Didja go to werk today?
KCT my dear! Have you not been feline well?
*aquatic beams beams beams for you*
I have a cat that looks EXACTLY like that cat!!
Also the sand, from burying the body…
Deed yu put him in undar teh rowse bush, liek wee deescuffed?
Blood? Kitteh, what have you done??? Oh the huge…um….me!
*faints*
Ohai eberybuddies!! I likkin furr sum suggestimuns … Az sum ub yous kno – iz triin ta sellz mii haus. Mii bebbeh kitties onlee bee libbinder about 2 1/2 munffs and I no smelllz no kitteh smellz and mii reelator no smellz no kitty smellz, but two peeps whoo lukked atta da haus sez dey smellz da kitteh smellz – an nawt da gud kind!!
Sewz whut shud i dooze? I weel kleen boff boxes two times eberyday and uze sum deodorizor stuffs onna da carpet — eenywun hab eeny udder foughts???
Ifinkso dat maebee dey seez kittehs as sew dey finks dey smellz kittehz????
ohai Elsa_Mama! Ai alwais yuse gel ayr freshners in ower howse tu get ridd uf teh nawt-so-gud kitteh smells! Ai lyk teh Glade brand in TTI – dey hav speshal Crismas smells att teh moment adn dey smell guuuuuud
izzit pawsible taht wen teh kittehs wuz furst dere dey mite haz maid weewees sumware nawt in teh lidderbaux? Bekause ur dere awl teh tyme u mite nawt notise teh smel. But iffen dere wuz sum bahd smell ai wud haz fowt the reelator wud haz smelld it.
Iffen u cahn git a uv blacklight u cahn chek fer kitteh stayne spotz…heer iz linkee tew artikle…
using a black light to find cat urine stains
pleez tew note…dere iz a komercial produkt awn teh markit dat koms wif a boddle uv sprai stuff an a blak lite tew uze butt ai haz been towld taht teh lite iz bery bery junky an teh spray nawt sew gud…U wud want a decent kwality lite tew uze.
Mebbe yu can cook oar bake sumfing just befoar peeps come tu lukk at howse? Opin windows fur teh fresh airs?
Ai gno teh feeling: Seanya an ai smell nuffing, frenz smell nuffing, but sumhao peeps in partmint nekst door sumtimes smell sumfing. O.o It making no scents sumthymes.
Cawfee halps! Iffn u can roast sum cawfee beens oar juss hab sum fresh grownd cawfee teh smell halps 2 mask uvver smellz.
Ai knoes teh V-E-T in KCMO cawled Aid Animal Hospital and haz a sooperdooper smeller eradicator. Ai will try to gets that nayme foar u.
Fankie fankie fankie – day wood be da grate!
Fankie sew muchlee eberybuddy!!! I weel getz mii sum Christmassy gel fresheners and sum coffee an an an a blak lite an peepee keenerz!!
Dat shud doo da twick, an maebee puts da boks wear not sew visibol …
Iz dis a daggur ai seez befur mai hanz?
Hez teh bestest at wut he duz, and wut he duz iznt pritty.
Taht kat iz looking liekz wanna do a chidori