He tried to steal my picknic basket..
He tried to steal my picknic basket.. Once.
kitteh awlwayz layz down teh law wif teh bearz.
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iz Yogee!!!!
Ohai, Catena! conga-rats on naught-naught tawp spawt!
fanks fore yore messij; B in touch soon
(pore yogee!)
ya. pore yogi.
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So whut ur sayin is that teh bear made a … boo-boo?
Hey, Boo-boo!
watsch me pull a wabbit outta mai hat…
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o wait, wrong show!
Taht trik nevvur wurks.
Othx!
Hooray fur teh layte nite doo oh!! Clever Catena an Luvlee LolCatburglar!
A think teh TY Boo Teek haz sum . . . lazur kitteh lites.
CWEENMJ – where ar yoo???? Waht’s noo at teh Ty Boo Teek??
BUT – ai awlso want to hang an Nouncemint heer!
UPCOMING BURFDAY PARITEEA
Awn teh 20th ov November – Freidegg – at a LOL yet to be determined – we will be having a partee fur teh Ten Drilled Terror – aka SweetPea/MaryOSpockn.
An awn teh 21st – Catirday – anuthier burfday partee fur teh amaziing Lunarmommy. Taim awlso TBA!
But – wehn ebber, ai hoep yoo will awl be ablol to com to bov parteez!
Oh hai Janet!!
I wuz out diskunnecting deh water hose from deh motorhome — FREEEZZ warning tunite!!!
I finso deh tybooteek b habbing deh bobblol hedded turkeez adn deh pumkin-skeerkrow snowglobez. Dat iz snowglobez shaped like punkinz wif liddlol skarekrowz inside, and dey b habbing deh sparklee orinj adn jellow and red leefz insted uv snowz!!
Ai think ai need to do that! Altho itz nawt freezing tonite.
Teh punkin-skeerkrow snoglobes sound reelee uneek. Ai think ai mite want wun mice elf!!
Dey b a speshul order.
Wii haz a limited supplol eye.
haiya cween and jan-can!
aw shukks
taya teh sweet liddle winged kitteh also haz her burfday on nomember 21. an donut forgit our deer KCTailkinker’s burfday iz on nomember 23!! after all her haz been throo dis yeer, lets gibbing her a wunderful burfday sillybrayshun!!
(my sorse tells me tehr iz many ovver burfdays going on later dis munf, and teh burfday fairy will be shur to habbing wunderful partyz for all ob tehm!!)
Oh yes! Ov corse, ai dint noe about Taya.
Sinse yoo ar heer – mite ai ask – wich LOL iz best fur yoo??
An bai awl meens, we MUst hav a speshul partee fur KCTailkinker Itz just so grate taht she’s prettee much OK nao!
hmm, lemme fink. tehrs a serbiss aktibity at church i mite go to if i’m feeling okay frum 9:30-12 Mowntin Time taht morning (5:30 – 8:00am cheeztime) so after noon MT/8am CT wuld prolly be best. mite not be feeling well enuff to go, but iz hard to predikt in advanse. i haz a fing wher my germ-fiters fink i’m teh germ, which makes me haz a big tired most ob teh time an also achy a lot. going to 2 1/2 howr serbiss aktibities iz kind ob hard. if i desides fur shur not to go in teh nekst day or two i will let yoo know, cawz for peeps in later time zones erlier in teh day mite be better.
Ohai, LM! srry yoo is naught feeling sew good. Teh ought-y immyune stuff rlly sucks *nods hed*, ai has teh pleh now, too.
sew cited about yore birfday!
how U noes bout teh uzzer burfdaze sew good? *hassa pawnder* yoo is a kynd and considerate purrson; always has teh nyse fing to say, dat’z troo. *wunders if yoo beez teh burfday farey, 2*
How iz yore novvill riting going?
I hoaps dat yoo feels bedder, soon, and dat fings R going well 4 teh lunarfamibly!
Kitkay
Maybe YOU is da burfday farey….I nebber see you and bf hear at da same time, Kitkay….
Kitteh is smarter danda aberage bear.
y duz bear have lazorz in itz noze???
y duz kitteh have lazorz in itz eyez???
Why do burds suddenly appear?
(a few lols ago)
ar yew sure those aren’t holidaze lites on teh bear?
♫♪ O Chrismuss Bear
O Chrismuss Bear
How lovely are thy… um… nostrils? ♫♪
O littul bare awf bedlamen
Hauw stil wii sii dii lai
♫♪
Jingle bears, jingle bears
Jingle all teh
RAWR
♫♪
Hauw teh Grizzlee Stoel Krismuss
Rudolph teh Brite Nosed Bear Rug
♫♪ Ai saw three bares com sailing in
Awn Krissmas day in teh moarning.♫♪
Dek teh hallz wif baerz an hollie, falalalala lala la la.
♫♪
Come, they telled me
Bear rump rump rump rump
A newborn cub to see
Bear rump rump rump rump
♫♪
♪♫♪Frosty deh SnowBear,
Wuz a jolly happee sole ♪♫♪
Silvur baerz
Silvur baerz
Eetz crissmuss tyme en teh citii.
♫♪On deh nawt-sekkund day uv Lolmas
♫♪Mai tru lub gave tu mii
♫♪A ded bair layin on dhe floor
On deh real sekkund day uv Lolmas
Mai tru lub gave tu mii
2 gushifuds and a ded bair layin on dhe floor
On deh Fird day ub Lolmas
Mai tru lub gave tu mii
3 catnip mouseez
2 gushifudz
Adn a ded bair layin on dhe floor.
Awn teh forth day ov LOLmas
Mai troo luv gav to mee
4 Fronsch Friez
3 catnip mouseez
2 gushifudz
Adn a ded bair layin on dhe floor.
Qwn teh fif day ov LOLmas my tru luv gave tu meee
5 CHEESBURGURZ!
4 Fronsch Friez
3 catnip mouseez
2 gushifudz
Adn a ded bair layin on dhe floor.
Awn teh sicks day ob Lolmas
Mai tru lub gibbed to mii
6 bats a flyin’
5 CHEESBURGURZ!
4 Fronsch Friez
3 catnip mouseez
2 gushifudz
Adn a ded bair layin on dhe floor.
On deh sebenth day uv Lolmas
Mai tru lub gave tu mii
7 LOlcatz LOLing
6 batz a flying
Fiiiiiive Cheeez burrgherz!!!
4 Fronsch Friez
3 catnip mouseez
2 gushifudz
Adn a ded bair layin on deh floor.
On deh ayfth day uv Lolmas
Mai tru lub gave tu mii
8 tinsels tinsloling [care troll bate]
7 LOlcatz LOLing
6 batz a flying
Fiiiiiive Cheeez burrgherz!!!
4 Fronsch Friez
3 catnip mouseez
2 gushifudz
Adn a ded bair layin on deh floor.
On de ninf dai ub Lolmas
Mai tru lub gave tu mii
9 skwishy fishies
8 tinsels tinsloling
7 Lolcats LOLing
6 bats a flyin’
5 CHEEZBURGERS
4 Fronsch Friez
3 catnip mouseez
2 gushifudz
Adn a ded bair layin on dhe floor
Awn teh temf dai ob LOLmas
Mai troo lub gav to meh
10 troalz a-troaling
9 skwishy fishys
8 tinsels tinslolling
7 LOLcats LOLing
oops…
6 bat a flying
5 CHEEZBURGERSSSS
4 Fronsch Friez
3 catnip mouseez
2 gushifudz
Adn a ded bair layin awn teh flore.
On deh elebendyif day ub Lolmas
Mai tru lub gave tu mii
11 litter boxez
10 troalz a troaling
9 skwishy fishies
8 tinsels tinsloling
7 Lolcats Loling
6 bats a flyin’
5 CHEEZBURGERZZZ
4 Fronsch Friez
3 catnip mouseez
2 gushifudz
Adn a ded bair layin on dhe floor.
On deh elebendyif day ub Lolmas
Mai tru lub gave tu mii
12 goggies grovloling
11 litter boxez
10 troalz a troaling
9 skwishy fishies
8 tinsels tinsloling
7 Lolcats Loling
6 bats a flyin’
5 CHEEZBURGERZZZ
4 Fronsch Friez
3 catnip mouseez
2 gushifudz
Adn a ded bair layin on dhe floor.
On deh twelbth day ub Lolmas
Mai tru lub gave tu miiiiiiiiii……
(Big drumroll)
12 Cheezpeeps commenting!
11 litter boxes
10 troalz a troaling
9 skwishy fishies
8 tinsels tinsloling
7 Lolcatz Loling
6 bats a flyin’
5 CHEEZBURGERZZZZZZZZZZZZ
4 Fronsch Friez
3 catnip mouseez
2 gushifudz
ADN A DED BAIRRRR LAYIN ON DHE FLOOOOOOOORRRR!!!!
*whew*
I’ goin tu bed now, mai brainz iz fried.
Gramma got runned obur bai a lit bear…
♫♪
Up on teh housetop, click, click, click
Down through teh chimney with mauled Saint Nick
♫♪
Barez wont bii singun
teh glad, glad neuwz;
O, wot eh Krismss
tu has teh bluz;
Mai bare iz gawn;
ai has noe cheezfens;
Tu wish mii Ohai
wonse ehgen
♫♪We tree Kings wif long furree hair
Bear sum gifts we bring frum a lair
Feeled an fountain, moor an mountin,
Folloling yonder bare.
♫♪
Ohhh ooooohhh
Bare ov wunder
Bare ov mite
Bare wif lazer aiez so brite
♫♪
Westward leading, still proceeding
Where yoo gonna sleep tonite?♫♪
*flics Bic*
Brava!
awn teh floyr, awf korz, lyk efurree nite!
**klappity klappity** Gud jawb JCH4K! Yewz bak tu 4K, ai sea.
Aw thankz!
An yes – tuk littlol Tigrrr Lily bak to hur person awn Caterday.
An – *feelz giddee* That wuz mai verree vurst ebber *flic Bic*!!!
oh my gudness. i wuz at teh clofes-buying store today an teh song “The most wonderful time of the year” came on, an i had a almost not-controlablol urje to commit akts ob violins upon teh sownd system.
IZ TOO ERLY KTHXGOAWAY!!!!!
teh bare bii breffun fyer.
rawr!
Mebbe is rezidual charge frum kitteh’s lazorz? Kitteh lazorz r verree powerful.
kitteh-eye laz0rz must be powerfuller tahn bear noze-laz0rz, cawz kitteh obviussly winned dis wun.
nitee nite y’all! gotta go snuggle wif mai kittehs!
G’nite, gammacat!! I haz a jellus fur deh snorglollz!!
nitee!
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Gammacat and all my cheesefriends, please give your kitties an extra big snuggle for me. I am posting tonight with a heavy heart. I just got off the phone with one of my teammates at work. Her cat, King, a big orangish-grayish tabby, has crossed over the bridge today and was put to sleep. She was sobbing uncontrollably, and I can’t say that I’m not starting to do the same. King wasn’t even my cat, but I feel like I lost a dear friend.
King was with my friend since he was two months old but had been staying with my friend’s mom for the last couple years. Lately, his organs were failing him and it would have been very expensive for my friend to save him, not to mention the fact that the vet even said that the first set of tests they would run would probably kill King anyway.
Mr. CC, please be with King as he is playing in the meadow and make sure that he makes lots of friends!!
{{{HUG}}}
My deepest sympathies to your friend.
Oh jeremy. This iz sad nooz indeed. It duzznt matter taht we didn noe King. oar yur teemmate. He wuz a kitteh – ergo wunderful an luvable – an he wuz luved an will nao be sorelee mist.
An wehn teh ar reelee sick, an cannawt be saived, hard – so hard tho it iz, it iz best to let tehm go. Tehy will awlwaiz be wif us in ar harts – an maybee sumday – ober there.
An ai hope mai kittehs ar greeting King at teh Meadow nao.
Ai just hoep yur frend duzznt feel giltee about teh munniez. It wudnt hav halped.
Pleez giv yur frend ar deepest sympathee -
JCH4K said it all. We sometimes owe it to them to end the suffering even though it breaks our hearts. And reguardless of the munnee, what is best for them is the most important. King is in the meadow pain free and surrounded with friends until your teammate is ready to get him for forever.
{{{Jeremy an Jeremy’s fren an King}}} – whut JCH4K sed, un huh. aifinkso…wif leakee eyes.
{{{{{{{Jeremy& Jeremy’s teammate}}}}}}}}
Sew sawree, I iz shoar King iz in teh meadow, playin powncin hed-battin wif awl our hart-kittehs. King wud want yu tu membur teh funz him gibbed yu, an luk forward tu mebbeh seeing him again.
Poor King… except that he was fortunate enough to have humans who love him enough to set him free from a failing body. It hurts so very much when the only loving thing you can do is give them a gentle nudge across the Bridge.
He’ll have many new friends there, heart-kitties and kitties who never found their heart-friends on this side, and he’ll be there waiting for her. A little thing like losing a body won’t stop a determined cat from a reunion with HIS human when the right time comes.
{{{{awl raynboe bridj kittehz adn dere hyoominz}}}}
Please accept my sympathy for your feline friend, Jeremy. I know that Mr. CC will indeed take very good care of King.
{{{{Jeremy}}}}
{{{{{{{{{{{{{lotsofhugs}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
It can be so hard to do the right thing for our loved ones. May your friend be comforted by the thought that she is not alone. I’m sure my Melody and Fiesta have welcomed King to the meadow.
{{{awl who haz losted kittehs}}}
My hart-kitteh, Josie, will show him awl teh gud sunpots. Hur wuz gud at doin dat.
{{{{{{{king & king’s momma & jeremy}}}}}}}
taht iz a sad loss for yor frend an yoo. tho iz gud taht king iz no longer sikk. i haz too many kittehs i nebber even gotted to say goodbye to at teh bridj; i’m shur king will find many noo frends. teh innosint aminlols (an kittehs iz innosint eben tho tehy finkso tehy iz not) iz very deer to Mr. CC’s hart.
{{{{{{{{{{Jeremy, his fren an King}}}}}}}}}}
Muffin, Felix, Spooky an teh reel Cassidy are dere too. Awl dese kittehs will helping King feel at hoam.
Fankees, awl mai frens. *sniff* Et maeked me luk at Jewel wifafondness when she wuz playin a minute ago. Ai kno King will have many friends when hims is playin in teh meadow.
On a brighter note:
Ai haz teh day awf tomorrow, and mai noo game Assassin’s Creed II is releasin’ at midnite tonite…….*ebil grin*………ai smells an owl-niter tonite….ennywun gotz sum drinks?
Iffen ai do dis owl-niter, ai must go tu beds nao foar a litlol while. Ai anticipate mush fun wif da game…oh yesh!! >:)
* handz Jeremy teh cup uf warm milkz wif a nytol *
ooh, a noo kitteh an a noo game…taht will be a gud time!
noo kitteh is nawt foar meh, though…noo kitteh is foar mai werk teammate….she is goin’ tu adoptify anudder bebbeh kitteh foar hers mom as a Christmas present.
Teh game is foar me!!
Off tu da game store, iffen ai can get Jewel to stawp runnin’ around mai legs! 
{{{{{Jeremy’s teammate}}}}}
Dis weekweekweekend ai bought a buk “Dewey” da wun bout da library kitteh inna Spencer, Iowa. Iz gonna be a hard read, wif much leaky eyes and tissues. But wurf it aifinkso.
Anuver gud gook ai ordered is “Cold Noses at the Pearly Gates” by Gary Kurz. Ai’ve seen it advertized inna a cuple magazinez lately. So maybe des two buks wuld be gud fur eberybody.
Heart kittehs ober da bridje: Missy, Squeaky, BK, Tuff Guy, Peep-Al. Dey all be paying inna Princess Mu garden.
{{{{{{{{{{jeramy,teemate, and lubbery oranj kitteh}}}}}}}}} wii iz sew lucky 2 haz ICHC 2 share R feelers and supports won anuzzer; mush lubbs and frens hear {{{{{{{{{{{cheezpeeps}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
O, Dewey is a good book: is sew wunderful how teh libabray peepz taykes in teh pore, liddlol dirty freezing kitteh hoo sumbuddy lefted in teh book drawp one frosty morning! Yeah 4 peepz hoo care and tayke care ob kittehz!, spec. wons hoo be kneeding speshul lubbs and carez 2 surbibe. Teh animules gibbs us sew mush bakk, dont dey?
{{{{{{cat lubbers}}}}}}}}}
ohai, ai has a sawree fur yoo, yur teemmate, an king!
{{{{{{{{{jeremy, teemmate, king}}}}}}}}
mai rumpel is tehr, will show king teh ropes!
Mii hart kittehs, I miss dem: Chessy, Annie, Tuckie, and Maverick.
Yoagee Bay~urr wuz
2 slowz wen himz filtcht Kitteh’z
Pikk~a~nikk Baskitt!
Pro~tekk~turr Kitteh
tookdz Yoagee’z hat az Troafee,
butz gibbdz it away!!
Boo Boo shoodz re~feenkz
steeleengz Pikk~a~nikk Baskitt.
Mebbee goez Veegun?!!!
Jack.
Mista Ranja sur
Missuz chasun Yoagee Bayr.
Tourusstz gett messee!
yay jack!
“Yah, Smokey sed I shud kwit smokin…”
Dat wuz himz last werds.
I killifyed him wif my lazurs!
nauw hii bii smokun.
Yup!
Ai hoep nawtz. Wuzzun U kwittin dat?
Ohai, red…hao yu do dat ebil smiley?
Dat nawt ebil smilely; it be lol smiley (put lol between colons)
ohai Jeremy!
if you got to the cryer an klikk on the tips an tricks, you’ll find that the cween has listed dem all dear
but the wun red made is : twisted : – just close up the gaps…
awf tu bedd! nite, cheezpeeps!
‘Nite, Catena!
Haz teh gud dreems
Frenz, I haz sum CRAZEE kittehs tonite!
Dey has been play-fitin foar ovur fortee minnits!
iznt taht teh funnest fing to watch!! at leest, wen yoo knowz tehy iz play-fitin, not reely trying to killify eech ovver.
Yesh, dey iz chasin eech uthur, den takklolz eech uthur.
Sarah mite be haff teh siez of Dini, butt dat littlol spit-fyre can holdify hur own!
da oranje kitteh iz poisun tu da base-ment bearz
speshully orinj kittehs wif laz0rz.
speeking ob laz0rs…
lazor array
(my boi made dis wun) (*haz a prowd*)
kool!
*haz a ‘fraid ob teh arrayed lazerz*
OT: ai iz gonna skream. Fur four dais, Firefox haz been sooooo slooooow to load, refresh. Ai haz cleaned cache, cookies, kleared ebery private data ai can findz and iz still sloooow. *kries: why?*
ai finks dat deres just tu much carp trying to load frum da ads. Donut know.
kumpooterz hatez hyoominz.
Kompyooterz is liek kittehs: dey duz wot dey duz. Hours is nawt to wunder wai.
yeppers. Ai shuld know. Ai’ve worked wif ‘puters fur 16 years, but more servers dan ‘puters. Still – sum days my steel-toed tennis shoes really come in handi.
kick it til it wurks?
weeeelll – sorta kinda yes. Sumtiems ai want to maek dem da boat anchors eggscept sum uv da old wuns wuld sink da boat.
uvver tiems ai just starez at dem to show dem whoz boss.
(yeah, right – mai sarcasm let mii show u it).
Duz u habs adblock awn yer firefox? Iz a add-awn, helps mush wif teh stoopy ads. Sins ai lodded it ai haz nawt seen teh cleevage purson adbertizing sum gaem dat was awlways tehre. Maeks meh happytayles!
whar did ebberybuddy goe? ai is 2 layte 2 komes out and play? Ore did ebberywon runs away win ai gotz hear?
*shruggs*
well, ai am going 2 teh farm-a-C 2 gits sum meds, an den 2 liddlol C-zers 4 pizzapizzapizzapizza (mundane nite speshull prise)
denn ai will fealz bedder, and maybee hearz frum yooz guiz!
(an B sharifiying teh peet-zah)
Ize still heer. Bin wurkin on teh LOLmas songz. Weez up tu teh ninfth dai ub Lolmas. Enny ideeas? I luvz pizzapizzapizzapizza, eggs spesully wif bakun or musshy rums or piney apuls. I bringz teh Pepsi & teh popcorms tu sharifiying.
You have my attention. I iz nawt sure abowt piney apuls on da pizzapizzapizzapizza.
Dey goez eggs spesully gud wif ham. Sum peeps callz it Hawaiian pizza.
Piny applols iz gud awn the bakkun pizzas wif teh hawt peppurrz. Mushy ruums wurk gud tu.
Ai can haz beer insted uf pepsi? Ai nawt drinked pepsi since teh pepsi truk runned ober mai Metro.
Ai haz been heer awl nite so fars…wuz kwiet so ai wuz capshuning sum lolz.
Piney applol pizzas mite be wat I haz been missin oooooo…
(thowt I saw somefing shiney)
Regulolr pizza bores me.
U can haz beer, Ai kepz sum in de frigermagrater fur ma almost son-in-law. Sorree tu heer bout ur Metro, Ai hope nobuddy wuz injurious.:?
Iz 3:45AM fur mi. Ahm off to bed. G’nite eveebuddy. Fanks fur sharifiying deh pizzapizzapizzapizza. Ahll leave de beer & pepsi & uvver sordid drinks on de tabbul.
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Ai killd himz dedder tahn teh aaaberidge bare
Ai killz him a millionz timez.
. .=・ェ・=. N?
Ohai, carotte, I can’t essplain.
essplann ? wha tt this miinn? howw hav u biinn?
Explain..tell meanings..I am fine, Howw u doin?
aim fain, ai senned mail fo sam cfo, ceo who ai met this aftanoon. not special. ai learn, readinn…..♪
ohai cheezfrenz, ai iz bakk!
ai had teh bad strep throat an didun reelize it an didun wanna pay 30 dollolors to see mai drtinycat, but had to, an fownd owt afturr ai had bin all ober walmart an walgreens.
oooops
*pownce carefulleh*
There u are!!
PB and I started being worryworts yesturday…
Glad u finallee went tu teh doctor – those streps are meen things an one does need purrfeshunal help to get them out properly!!
*makes herball lemming zinger tea for MM and gets sum soothing mint lozingies*
Here – this shud soothe the pleh throat… try to avoid milkproducts – aiv hurd that milk is not gud for throat pleh as it feeds the bacteria…
*pownse nawt sew carefulleh back*
hihihihihi!
I feelings mush better nao, wuns drtinycat gots me teh penny sillyin. last week tho mai thrott was berree sore, didn’t wanna swallow enneefing, even spit.
wuz suupsed tew be replii tew nennepus, oopsee!
ai wuz sew sikk ai didnt change mai bill teh cat frum hallolololween kitteh tew fangsgibbin kitteh!
well – I’m happeh ur back tu play wiff us!
I has penny-cillin to… I has an ouchie toof – has to hab a root canal, but the infekshun in the toof wont go away!!!
yikes! yoo no ai had bad root canal last yeer that i’m still fixing?
ai has a happee ai bakk. kittehbois gud at snorglin, nawt sew mush wif conbersashun, wuz gettin board.
oh yesh – wus thinking about your rootcanal wehn dr. tinytoof told med the noos…
I’ve had tu before – my not so solid teef are a pain – and they are doing fine… this wun is putting up a battlol…
*sigh*
Ai always noes ai is recubbered when eben daytime teebee is annoying…
ebber sins ai downgraded mai cabel teebee, is eezier than ebber tew nawt watch teebee. nao ai jus play mai wii games. go mario!
ai trust yur dr. tinytoof has ackshoelee bin eddukated in teh art ob root canal, as apparantlee mine wuzzint, as teh Minnesnowta dental board had hur go bakk tew skool to study again.
*sigh*
I’d alsow had tu befoar I went to this bucher, iz hao ai new sum thin wuz terrublee wrong…
My dr. tineetoof noes when shes beet – she’s referred me to anudder dr. tineetoof – aparentleh mah roots are crooked…
ooooo, aparentleh mah root wuz crooked, cos teh hole she drilled wuz crooked. ai cuds go on an on but wont cos iz boaring
ai lubbs teh ecksmas karoling going on upfred – ai members ai sent last yeers 12 days of kittehmas tew seberal peeps an this wun made me laff an laff an laff – fangskew cheezfrens!
Ohai. Cud sunone pleez to tell me howz to do pro-fyle thingy?? I cant find it. kthx.
yew hasta make an ackownt heer – berree eezee – tehn yoo can has phunn on yur prowfile!
An fankee vera mush fo da helps!!!
I not shure which is scarier, bear, or evil lazer eye kitteh
This person must have seen Johnny Dangerously once.
… ONCE!
Post a photo of a murdered bear and make it a joke, everyone finds it funny. If someone posted a photo of a murdered CAT and most people wouldn’t find it funny. In fact, they would all be disgusted and angered by it. Even though the bear was JUST as sentient as the “cute” and “cuddly” kitties you all love so much.
The moral schizophrenia in our society deeply saddens me…