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@@@@@@ x elebentee for yew! grate pikshur!
WOW!!!!!! Total awe!!!!
Waht booklion sed!
*blushis* ten Q all ob u!
oopsie. furgawt dis.
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Aww! Tanks you.
oooohhh noooez!
SPLORT
Da kyootness musta bin maykin U uh liddul dizzee oar sumfin liek dat…
Noe, Ai juss tyred! Muss go 2 bed sune.
It’s ok, anni, I was about to splort aneeway.
iz okai… ai new hoo u ment! an fankees foar teh sayvin’ an hawt choklit an teh possum…
I finx der all related in some way….
Mirrur, signul, manoober….
Nee-naw nee-naw maek wai fur teh CCC
*sweep up jk2k’s branes an rinse dem wiv saline solushun*
*pakk dem caerfullee bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
*fassen wiv dekratib dukky taep *
*snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
*Leed bictim to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib sum hawt choklit an a choklit possum*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez.
Oh, da floof, da blue eyes, dasleepingness!!! SPLORT!!!!
Mirrur, signul, manoober….
Nee-naw nee-naw maek wai fur teh CCC
*sweep up pj p’s branes an rinse dem wiv saline solushun*
*pakk dem caerfullee bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
*fassen wiv dekratib dukky taep *
*snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
*Leed bictim to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib sum hawt choklit an a choklit possum*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez.
I lieks dis kynd uv gray, fuzzee lojik!
i’z glad sumwun sed “fuzzy lojik,” if no wun did i wuld hab!
***WARNING! WARNING!***
***DANGER, WILL ROBINSON!***
***SPLORT ALERT AT LEVEL ELEVENTY!***
Time 8.
Blargh!! Ai ar ded.
oh noes – dave bee doun!!!!! nine elebenty1!!
*Sweeping up deh braynez, sweep, sweep. Awl in a BEEG pile.
*Rinsee dems inna sparklolin grean tee
*Scoopee, scoop, shovvel, shovvel, pour bak inna hed
*Adn tukitee, tuk, tuk awla braynez bak in deh hed.
*Pull on deh CHRG (wif pics uv grai kittenz onnit akshully)
*snugee, snug, snug.
*Rappitee, rap, rap wif deh goozee tayp.
OK u lukking bedder awlreddy, dave. Now I just tuk u up in deh floofee blankee. heerz a chokklit possum, sum tax forums & a nice hot cuppa tee.
*wayves fudgy cayke unnner dave’s nose*
yew okai?!?!
*nods* Yup! Fudgee caek, sum sooop – an an kitteh – an he shud be just fine again!
LOL! Dave – yoo ar NEBBER gonna liv taht down! We ar awl still laffing!!
oooh! You kud grab up a whol ARMFUL of sawfty kitteh’s! Youd hafta buy a dozen snorgle snorkles jus to begin!
Izza cuddle puddle!!!!
Ai can dibe inna middlol? Wii haz teh berree cawld heer tudai!!
Prittee chili heer, too! Lukz reelee comfee an warm there in teh middlol! Ai think tehre wud be ruum fur a rat.
awe…sew muche sawft silburgrai fuzzies………..
deez beutiflol babehs bee korats??? mehbe rushin bloos?
due wants dat wun……….oar mehbe dat wun……..noe, dat wun dere!!!
pj plus eight…new reality drama…dis summer.
teh nawt sekund real-tea sho ai wood eber watch! Dus wii reellee has to weight for summer?
*drags owt comfee chair, Tea-bo, and big boks uv snorgle snorkles for ebrybuddy*
Axually, I fink maybeh Prysma kitteh could really pull this off!
*Sends film crew to PK’s howse* I wood watch dis!!
Ai shud haz webcams fur teh watching uv mai silleh kittehs???
Yesh uv corse yu shuld.
Whi yu axes silli qwestshuns??
I wuvs me sum Rushin Bloos!
Wun inna middlol gots stwipes!!!! Sooo cyoot!
Iz no blak nor wite, ownlee shaidz ub gray.
Nyne kittehs! So kyoot!
No – ai think itz TEN!! Luk rite in teh frunt! There’z a littlol stripee boddee showing – wiffaut a hed! This stripee boddee cannawt belawg to teh lite grey hedded kitteh awn rite. There’z anothur wun burieed under teh othurz!
Ai fink I could tayk wun ov those extry kittehs…I luvs me teh solid gray wuns wif teh dense floof teh bestest. Oooooooohhhhhhh….feeling a liddlol dizzy frum teh cyute……
*plops into chair*
Ennyboddy gots a martoonie fur me?
Wai shur!!
Choklit OK???
HEY EBREEWUN!! A big tray ov CHOKLIT MARTOONIEZheer!
Com an joyne booklion an me – just sittin heer – chillin aut!
Oooh, fankie, Janet!
*sip sip sip sip sip*
deeelishus! Just what I needed.
*hic!*
mebbe still dizzy, but fur ovver reezuns.
Ai’m nawt dizzee, but it duz feel gud to sit down!
*sip sip sip . . . sip sip*
Ar yoo OK?? Yoo luk a littlol pale.
Oh, Janet, I am always pale!
But teh dizzy from combing cyute gray kitteh bebehs wif chcolate martoonies is potent! Howsumebber, passing now.
Hmm, what’s this? Forchun cookies to go wif teh amrtoonies?
Here, Janet, plz to haz wun.
What duz yur forchun say?
Waht duz yurs say??
Mine sez “Onlee teh bold will win in teh end.”
Hmmmmmm. . . .
My forchune could say:
All cats are gray in teh dark.
Beware ov catastrophes if you don’t has a light!
Carry a flashlight; teh cats are still grey!
D…
Dont luk behind yoo
End ov teh whirrrrl iz neeer
Frend oar foe – hoo can tell?
G. . .
Gushifuds foar awl
Hav a nize dai
Iz dat anozzer cheezburger
Just feed teh kitteh
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fangQ Janet!!!
*sipsipsip*
mai orinj boi started yodelling outside teh bedroom door at 3 AM ai has a tired todai!
Here, gammacat, haz a gud fochun cookie!
OUTside teh bedroom dore? No WUNDER! Just let him in frum teh start – then he’ll just jump awl ober yoo awl nite – but yoo get uzed to it! An sumtaims – littlol snugglee boddieez awl cuddloled up.
*sip sip sip*
Too bad itz too coaled an dark to sit aut awn mai porch. But heer iz reelee nice, too!
unfortunately, dr. sneezycat sed no kittehs in bedroom!
Awwwwww.
Butt – awn teh brite side – breething iz gud, too!!
yuppers! I’m just glad to have kittehs!
It luks like dat wun is bodee of stripey kitteh wif hed leaning bak and eyes closed middlol left. I dunno! Is so manee kittehs!
Ai wants dem awl ….. AWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!
me tew!!!
SSSSQQQUUUEEEEEE!!!!!!
Tiem u wuz in bed, Upfi!
Dass ware Ai’m goin naow. G’nite ebriwun, g’nite!
Nite Anni! See yoo tomorrow!
Ai can has just wun???
I haz juan grey kitteh But AI wantz anotter juan!! or eight….:)
Ai nawt haz gray wun… need wun fur tu compleet teh set!!!
lemme sea…..
ai haz an goldie broun wun (wif spautz)
ai haz an tortie wun
ai haz tew!!! B&W cow kittehs (wun petite an wun eggstra larje)
ai haz an beecee wun
hmmmmm………obeeousilly an kneeds an silburgrai wun..
tiem fro meh tu goe hoam…. bai awl……..schmooes!!!
Nite, willy boy!
Ai hav too golden stripee wuns, wun littlol grrrr BC, an a prittee lawng haired grey wun.
“Sploart!z Allurt!!!…. Reepeet,
Sploart!z Allurt!!!!….Sploart!z Facturr atz
ten elebentee!!!”
Jack cawllz in 4 BEEG
Ary Drawp. CCCz. Lawtza
noo CHRGz!
Buddurr Fly Band~Aydz,
Dukkt Tayp, Bunjee Coardz, Blankittz
fawlleengz frim t3h Sky!!
Wun Way Wayfayrurr
Sunglassez, Froazinn Millkee
Wayz andz ‘Roll~O’z 2!!!
We habbeeng Mayjurr
Kewt Invayzhunn! Taykz cubburr
immeedee~ittlee!!!!
Jack.
Thankz, Jack! Ai think theze suppliez ar reelee needed nao. Lukilee, ai had mai CHRG(wdoi) befoar ai cayme!
Dint think ai’d need it at wunce!!
Ohai JCH4K
I has myne CHRG(wdoi) on alla tyme at teh momunt!
Teh stinkie bois r juss so splorty!! Tehy wuz in a cudddle puddle behine teh soafa erlier.juss like deez tiny bebbehs
Ai havn’t seen them yet. Salleh haz it awn hur gmail – an she’z gonna send it to mee az soon she haz a minnit!
Waht a HappeeHaus0Tid it must be nao!
if yoo go to my profyle,there is sum picshures of teh stinkurz there
They is mauraudin an killin teh toys an climbin tower an genral lee cawsin kitteh mayhem in teh HoT
Reeves has a brown fayce an Mortimer has a burglarizin mask .
Ai went to luk – cudn’t tell – going bak.
Brown fayce – burglarizin mask. Got it!
Maybee – if yoo cud start frum teh left – an count teh pikchoors – an just say – eg – nummer 8=Reeves. Ai think ai found teh brawn fayce – but . . . ??
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Reeves
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Mortimer
Mortimer!!!
Rite??
Still cant find Reeves, tho – but ai THINK ai saw him. Ai DID see a brawn fayce!
My cwappy copy n paste skills. I showed yoo tehm
LOL!!! Salleh STILL cant doo it!
SPLORT!
SPLORT!
SPLORT!
SPLORT!
SPLORT!
SPLORT!
SPLORT!
Iz an OCTO SPLORT!
Argggggggghhhhhhh!!!!
oh deere……….
*Sweeping up deh braynez, sweep, sweep. Awl in a BEEG pile.
*Rinsee dems inna sparklolin grean tee
*Scoopee, scoop, shovvel, shovvel, pour bak inna hed
*Adn tukitee, tuk, tuk awla braynez bak in deh hed.
*Pull on deh CHRG (wif pics uv babehs onnit akshully)
*snugee, snug, snug.
*Rappitee, rap, rap wif deh goozee tayp.
OK u lukking bedder awlreddy, catslave . Now I just tuk u up in deh floofee blankee. heerz a chokklit possum, sum tax forums & a nice hot cuppa tee.
*tiems ate*
An oktosplort needs an octosave!
AAAA-OOOO-GAH! AAAAA-OOOO-GAH!
*In rushes teh specila octopus-equipped CCC. Each tentacle picks up the brains cells splorted for each kitten, tenderly bathes them in sea water, and packs them back into catslave’s head.*
*floofy blankie and cyoote-dispersing squid-chocolates follow*
Rest carefully, now, take an octo-nap!
Problim wif teh OctoSplort! Ai think there ar reele TEN ov them!!
DekaSplort! (DecaSplort??)
Oooh oh! And teh brain iz alredy wrapped up!
*octopuss uses turkey baster to sluuuuuurrp up any remaining brain cells, then injets them back into brain throo teh ear holes.*
Get back in there and stay there!
Catslave, are yu okay?
*gibs catslave catnip cupcakes to help teh kitteh-inflooensed brain cells relax*
Ohai. I can joinze cheezpeeps? been lurkin fur monts, luvr to reed comintz, so funi. Luvr teh kettehs, hab 3 dat runs mah houze.
Ohai 3catsownme, Welkome tu Cheezland! (extendz floofy paw uv frendship) Ize bin lurkin fur a while tu, & finully gotz enuf nerve tu addz ma 2 sents wurf.
Ohai! Walcome to Cheezland!!
Iz much moar fun tu gets inbolbed tehn tu lurk, aifinkso!!! *offurs floofeh blakk paw uv frenships*
ohai 3catsownme!! welkom to cheezland!! iz fun to habbing noo freds joyn us!
oh, plz to making shur to get a profile so wek an haz frends wif yoo!
I bezzer call teh crow,
we gonna needs extra ice cream
Nine times the kittehs
Gives u nine times mo’ happeh
Awww!!! Ai beeg pyle ov kittehs taht luk just lyke mai kitteh Felix wen himz wuz ai bebeh! Mai Felix iz nao HYOOGE wif lawts ov floofs.
Octomom? DecaMom?
Awwwww I’ll haz to go sumwhar tew get mi splort treeted or mk up mi own. U kittehz R SHURLEY all in frum teh looong murgency shift U haz wurkt! Leastwyz ai md mi own Floofy map blankie on Facey-Booky.
(Ack I’m devolving into a bad poetesz….)
uh oh, did yoo splort? all alone? i losted my CCC lisnse becawz i wuz alwyz steeling yooseful working bits ob brayns for myself, but heer goze:
skoopy skoopy skoopy
rinsey rinsey rinsey
stuffy stuffy stuffy
patty patty patty
wrappy wrappy wrappy wif dukk tape
softie blankie, hot choklit, choklit possums an copy of retiremint akkownt statements to cownteract kyootur eggsposure to kyoot…
my werk heer iz done!
Arigato, Spasibo, Tack Sa Mycka, gracias! Ai iz healin up just grate!!!
Ai likez deh litlol guy dats studyin deh camra
Awwww….lookit awl da Rushin Bloo floof! *snorglesnorglesnorgle*
liek PK sayz: iz a silber cuddle puddle, BUT – iz a happi cat cuddle puddle
Goodness Grayshus!
Fuzzy and gray!
I wantz one!