THE ROBOT
THE ROBOT Because you refuse to admit you can’t dance
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U an me bofe, kitteh!
Yoove gawt awl teh rite moovz, Anni !!
Congarats nd meise !!
Thx PB!
mi tu !! Nawt eben teh rowbott
Ohai PB! We haz a better dai 2dai. Teh skie haz stopt leekin an dere iz a straynj brite lite!
BTW, P_t riplyd 2 u awn teh “Fred thought” lol (affer u had gon 2 bed!)
Sew, teh sun iz gud nd teh uvva son iz gud !!
Ai did sea taht he replide az ai lyk tu rede bak nex mawrningz if sumbuddy iz niec enuff tu wish mi plezent dreemz, ect !!
Orlso, P_t lykez tu thanc ebbreewun whu haz wisht himz wel purrsonally. Tihs iz berri thortful ob himz, aifinkso, orltho ai wud nawt wurree if hi didnut.
Iz gud taht Sundai izza sun-dai foar yu, sew ai xspeckt yu heddin owt suun ??
Yep! It wuz so wet teh past fyoo dais dat Ai cudn’t do much shoppin bag + umberella + walkin stikk iz nawt eezee!
No, it duzzint sownd eezee at orl !! Mi naiburr haz a four-weeld shawping cart. Sumtiems corld a shopping jeep. Du tehy hab tehm in TTI ?
Heerz a twu-weeld vershin
Yep, Ai haz wun liek dat but nawt kwite az brite!
Naow Ai muss taek it fur a wawk! Hoep sumwun els cumz owt 2 plai! Bai fur naow!
Bai Anni !!
Ai wil sea u nex tiem !!
ohai PoussinBoi
I has a 2 weeled trolly for doin mah shoppins .Is a funky blak an white cercles pattern.
Sum Peeps laff at me coz ushullee iz only older laydees whut yoozes tehm in TTI. Butt(!) I nawt caer whut tehy fink..I has teh last laff..my arms duz nawt ake when has been shoppin
Tehy oldur wimminz yooz tehm, az yu sai. Ai yooz cotton oar recyclold bag. Wunc taht wud hab bean coarz fur larfta, butt(!) nawt nao !! Izza sine ob teh tiemz. Teh prollem fur annipuss iz shi nedes tree hans ..
Yesh. Is nawt eezy to juggle sticks an bags an brollies.
Annipuss cud do wiv a YNG to carry her shoppins
She is a lubbly laydee.We has meeted 2 times now at teh Lunnon Innernashnul cheezmeets
Ai sore a busker juggle a chainsore nd a kitteh wunce !! He had a live kitteh, butt(!) wen hi startid tu juglol, hi had magicloly swopt it fur a toi wun !!
I has a sholder injuree so carryin hevvy bagz is nawt so grate akshully.Mah trollee prebents too much aykin,an I nawt need plastik bags eever
I uzes ‘bags for lyfe’ an a lubbly hessian bag wiv a kitteh awn it for wen i do teh big grocery shop- or i shop awnlien an haz it delibberd 
They eevin unpak for me 
Surbiss wiv a smiel !!
Well, iz tiem fur mi tu hit teh sack !! Neerli minniet !! Bai !!
Ai haz a 2 weeld trolley (sum peepl cawl dem “granny traylerz”) but dat meenz Ai can’t yooz an umberella! We haz teh 4 weeld wuns az well dat werk az a support az well az a cart. Ai’m sabin up fur a `lektrik shoppin scooter dat Ai can ryde awn! Doan’t need dat yet tho!
Testing blooness again?
Someting on tawpick: I tink I vacyoomed an intyre kitteh’s worth of fur resentlee. Wintder iz here, and sew are teh 2009-2010 wintder seeson coats!
Pleeze tell me iz nawt spamming and kannot see it
it werked!! Nao fur teh oridginall commint
Domo Arigato Kitteh Roboto: Teh Reprise?
Ohai missmeow !!
Ai kan sea yor blu butt(!) teh linkkie no wurk !!
Hab a luk at mi linkkie adn follo taht format…. k?
Hai PoussiniBoi! tankuverymuch! it werked like a charm!
BTW, whot part ob teh wirld ar u in ??
i iz smack! dab in teh middul of teh USA. I’d ask u teh saem butt yur profyle sais sew!
Yesh, Ai gess tahts wun reezin furr teh profiel. Sum foke doan eben sai wot secks tehy r, witch iz okey, butt(!) it can get confuzable ockaishenilly ! Ai fild up mi profyle wiv teh stori ob wun ob mi awl kittehz, butt(!) ai didnut fil in teh purrsonel stuf, fambily, ect. Iz ebbrewunz oan choyce nd tehir oan bizniss.
Bak on toppik, hab yu lurnt teh jappaneze? Mi neese lurnt it heer in Oz at skuul nd yoonibursity. Ai doan kno it miselb.
Teh kitteh stories r grate, too! Teh reazon we r all heer iz our lub of teh leetle floofies sew it maeks cents to tellz it! Profyles r fun for tat reeson, eether lerning abowt kitteh fanz or teh kittehs demselveses.
I no know jappaneze, butt it iz a byootiful langwich to heer. Yur neese iz fortyoonate to nose it! I onlee nose a little spanish, and some katspeek. Hao abowt yoo?
Ai lurnt Fronch at Ohai Skule nd forgot 99 purrcent ob it.
Went tu Yoorup in urly 90’s nd pickt up lawt ob jurman wurds frum trabel for fore munths. Coodnut hab convurzayshun, tho !!
Nawt mush yoos foar eibur Fronch oar Jurman in Oz !!
Ebben 1 purrcent ob French is byootiful!
Mebbe neckst tyme mai kitteh missbehabes i tellz her “nein!” and see teh luk uv doom she gibbs meh
O. Ai fownd yor refwrenss:
i cant seemz to find a wurrking link to it, butt u canz find it by googling “domo arigato kitteh roboto” and lukking at teh images. I tink teh furst wun shood be teh lol on dis syte
Oooh, I didn’t know the Polysics had covered that song! Only knew Styx’s original.
:sigh: dis mai last attemp to cyoor mai blooness cloolessness
Ohai missmeow, ur bloo wurked jus rite an ai haz sentd u a frend rekwest! Peece owt!
Tanku bluesfan, and nyce to meetcha! taek carez
well, in honor of your success wif the blooness, here is a slight myoosical interludes for everybody to enjoy … from the great Big Joe Turner …
Yung MC Kitteh busts a moov!
hopefulee he duzznt bust a vase or glass wile he duz it!
Ness, he’ll be practicing his moon walk!
If tehrez enuff space furr it !!
caluu… ♪
Ohai ebreewun! Ai wud lyke tew maik a nowncmint……(lolspeek awf fer a minnit)
My job situation continues in all it’s craziness, but there has been some more improvement! Last month they were plotting to shove us out the door with both hands, now orders have increased to the point where they are actually calling back a few folks who were caught in the last layoff back in February! They are calling these peeps “permanent temps”, they get all their benefits but are only being promised work until March, then the situation will have to be re-evaluated. Still, it’s a good sign and a Godsend for the folks who haven’t found anything else yet. And though this sounds selfish, it’s good for me too because when or if it comes to a workforce reduction again, well, the dynamic has changed a bit with additional workers there and would have to be refigured out again.
Thank you to all cheesefriends for sending beams and good wishes, it seems to be working! *Shmoos* to you all!
An naow bak tew ur reglar skejuled lols.
Hooray Bluesfan! Soundz like a gud deel fur ebberywun! Dats grate peepels got der jobz again, esspeshly fur dis time ov yeer!
*Grabz missmeowz paw on wun side and BFz paw on tuther
*and duz happytayl dans!!!
Step, kik, step!!!
Step, hop, step!!
Step, kik, step!!!
Spin, adn kik adn hop, adn twurl!!!!!!
Spin sum moar adn fawl inna happy heep!!!!!!!
Kitteh pyle!!
*runsrunsruns leeps an uzez red caip azza parashoot tew flote jentlee daown awnto teh heep*
datz fantabuless!
Dat berry gud noos 4 all de wurkers.
*tap tap tap*
is this thing on?
*sqeeeeeeeeeeel feedback*
ok. class? class? please take your seets.
no, don’t take them out of the room! put the seats back down and sitz awn them.
*ponders analologies about the herding of cats*
ok, class. in our last lecture, we talked about atoms and new trons and e’lectroms and such. and yew all failified pretty mizzerably on yer homewerk. in fact, ai am astonisheded at the number of yer households wif doggies, who just all happened to get a hongry for homework awn the same day.
but(!)
we has a science film to watch. oh yesh yesh yesh. everybuddy sitz up strait and takes teh good notes….
Sientz class?? nawt-sekkund fing onna Sunday moarning???
*Fayntz*
*takes teh good notes*
YOINK!
*chaysiz lcb*
Hay!!! kum bak wif dose!! I needz deh gud notez tu!!!!
*tears off a atom’s worth of good notes*
*gives it to teh cween*
*Reedz notez: ♪♪♫♪
Fankeez!!
naow taht bee mai kind uv sience lessin! Gud puppie atoms!
hmmm. iz anybody except me thinking about the sequel to this dramatic film? what sequel, you say? why the one that covers how high-energy particles, like the cozmic rays, can split atoms into many frgmints. all we would need is an animlol to play the cozmic ray. it wud come zooming into the frame and then …
.
hmmm. wut animlol shud we get. wud have to be smaller and faster than a golden retreiver…. am i the only wun thinking this?????
777777777777777yuhj (frum Osiris)
I wuz wating fur te frizbbee acshun.
*whispers*
ai wuz thinking mor of turning a kitteh loose in the room! atomic chaos ftw!
Nao avaylablol frum teh Ty Booteek: Ninja Kitteh wib reel lyfe Cabbidg chopping ackshun!
Onwlee Elebebty Munnies eech! Get yurs NAO!
But… but… I doesnot like cabbidge!
I does like chops, tho.
Cabbij bees beriberi gud wif unyums an applols, simmurd wif littol bit ob budder an applol joos an braon shugger. An dats beri gud wif teh piggeechops, tu.
Ai has a hongree.
I’ll take ur word for it.
I’ll also take teh applols and butter and applol juise (NOT GP brand, kthx) and brown shugars.
Freakazoid. Robots. Please. Report To The Dance Floor