Neighborhood Watch Kitteh sees someone
Neighborhood Watch Kitteh sees someone jacking your car but doesn’t really care
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yu wud jus tak mii tu vet een eet!
GMTA an congrats, catena!
Othx adn Ohai and Ocongratz tu yu adn LCB, tu!
We innerupt tihs LOL fur teh foLOLowin nouns mint fur awl TTI reeders:
Gnu Dr Who “speshul” in twenny minnits!!! (7pm, GMT)
An fur awl odder reeders, teh BeeBeeCee R torkin bowt maekin iPlayer (wotching tv awn teh pooter) avaylubble to teh hole whirled, so yu can has Dr Who speshuls too!!
r dey gonna maek tawp geer abaylolbul? *finngurs krossid*
Plz tell mi iffen itz ani gud.
Ai hadda beeg dissapoyntmint aboot teh Torchwood:Chrildren of Earth.
U would think so, kitteh, but u would be rong. There are other ways to get u to teh vet. Like:
Astral projection
Bus filled wif squealy skoolkids
Catapult
Dogsled
E…
Ertmuva
Flatbed truk
Goe-kart
Hoarseez!
I…
Iis skaets
Jawntin kar
Kart
L…
Lawngboe
Meis brigayd
Nennepus (badd Nenne!)
Obernite eggspress
P…
Poste Haste
Quartah hoarse
Rapid Tranzit
S…..
Sleighried
Trane
Unergroun raleway
V…
Velocipede
wagon
x-terra
yellow cab
zydeco band bus
ooooo….. I wantza ride on deh zydeko band bus!!
*sitz bai deh side uv deh rode wif sine dat sez:
Breaux Bridge oar Bust
Me 2 ur Majestee. I can playz washbored?
Ohai, HMH! Yu has lufflee gardunz!!!
Big hapy on yur no 2nd catena1
Othx!
concatulashuns for ur not secund catena XD
That’s rite. Whut part of “nayborhood watch” was giving u teh trouble?
Iz tru. Kalling 9elebenty oar stoppin teh theef iz nawt waching.
yea — iz nawt da “nayboor hoodz dew sumfink aboot it…”
itz nawt relevant to kitteh’s interests
U yoozed it 2 taek him 2 teh V. E. T. yestidai…
teh postres lol spek is qwite noobish
iz ok. wii iz bilingwul.
us cheezfriendz understand awl types of lolspeek
‘No canz tayk to Vetz’
Sinndroam purr~swaydz Kitteh 2
keepz kwyitt ’boutz dis!
Kitteh watchez juss
lykez himz spoazzd 2. Wundurrz wayr
Weelee Bawkz willz goez?
Kitteh noatissez
Prittee Callee~co gurl atz
dayr noo nayburr’z Howss!!!
Jack.
Kitteh preepayrz noms
Een baskutt wif littul toiz
Ohai dere, nayburr!
nOt nayborhud watcz–iz welcum wagun!
oh but kitteh, wifowt car i also cannot going to store to buying teh gushifuds!
you kin uze wun ub da alterrnateeve methudz ub trabillin dats are leested upz der^^^ iffin dey werk furr da stooopy V-E-T den dey weel werk furr da gushi-fun plase too!!!
Yu haz 2 legz. Yu cans wawlk.
butt bee surez ta take a cart sew you kin reelee stock upz!!! I purrfurr da fishee flabors — likee
Allbakore tuna
Bloo finz toona
Catfisheez
Dogfishee (tee hee)
E….
Eell (nawt so much, akshully)
Fronsch fried
Gigantimous (ennee kind)
Hagfishee (awlso nawt so much, akshully)
I…
ooopz. din’t seeing ur list wen I did mine!! GMTA sorta.
Yurs is bettah!
Eelz (awlso kawled eewwwwwwz)
fishy fishiez
Gobblol up deh fishiez
Hab sum moar fisheez
I….
dis iz mai Megkitteh!
adn nauw ai mus runn! Kthxbai!
Dis iz yur kitteh??!! Iz preshus!! I comz 2 yer howse and steels him. M srry, iz just tah wai it haz to bee.
not iffn i getz dere furst.
*turns an runs*
/dons muststash so i will bee incogneato
Dis iz mos beautaffal shinni kitteh! Wunerfal!
You probably have heard this a lot but… Your Meg and my Meg(abyte) could be twins. That is a very cool picture and pumpkin.
I take it back. My Meg is more grey and black. Yours has that loverly brown color.
Is that a cable modem running right next to the dsl modem?
No, that is a living thing called a “cat”. Googggle it.
Ohai, cheezfrenz!
I jes maded two kittehs berry happitayle.
I opend a can of gushifuds an splitted it between dem.
Happi-happi!
thats wat u getz fur nawt feeding ur kitteh on time.
this was my cats when my apartment got robbed , I woke up to find one of them sleeping ware my tv used to be