i’z taste ur noms first
i’z taste ur noms first incase itz poisonous
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an i eet teh rest, too!
Con-cat-shu-laces, Carosue!
fank yu. I alwmost did nawt make it. Sandy-kitteh jumped into mai arms an I has a policy. I told mai kittehs dat I would never put them down to type a comment. Actshual kitteh comes nawt second! But she herd teh food sack rattle and jumped to see, and pur kitteh, it wuz just the dog jostling the chair.
dis iz suchha helpful kittteh. An pretty and nawt poison. Sigh.
halpful kitteh iz halpful!
Dis nawt choklit! Letz me get rid ob it for you.
stoopy wp nommin mai cawmints…. grr…
cow-mints be delishus! nom nom nom
an sew muchlee bedderere dan cow-PIES, ifinkso uh huh!!
Wawtch owt foar the steemin cow-mints.
An, dere Dave, waht maed teh cow-mints steeem? Hmmmmm???
Haz sumwun bin playing wif teh mikrowaive again???
it hazza flayvur, a nommee flayvur!
it must! The squinchy in delight eyes is proof! Whut a happy wif the noms kitteh he is!
nomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomburp
otay, iz nawt poizon
I nawt nommin; Iz cleenin. *nods*
awwwwwww….such a thotty kitteh!!!
ohai, kafleen — nice tu see yu klip-kloppin frew agin!
Did ai heer teh klippittee-klop ov golden DawnKey shooz up heer?
Oooh! Where can us gets goldin DawnKey shoos?
frum a donkee’s hoofies.
n u smell like a wafflol.
doo u feel lucky?
*Waivez ohai tu Kafleen*
Haz deh fairyer ben tayking gud keer uv u adn ur golden shooz??
Did yoo miss teh thred where Kafleen gotted hur golden shooziez???
It wuz wun ov teh prettiest ebber – ai thot!
But ai’m nawt shure where it iz – ober a yeer ago.
I gotz golden shoozies an I gots tappy shoozies.
I has wunnurmuss frens. ♥
U b a hoofer! adn deh hooferz needz deh gud shoozez!!!
Schmooooozez, tuu!!
Apparentlee, I has a flavur too.
Sarah jes likked my arm.
Sownds like Sarah is a sweetee pi! Her likes Dini too?
Yah, dey get alawng purty well.
Dini iz yooshulee teh wun givvin Sarah teh likliklik, tho.
Wun minnit, dey be playin, teh nexst, dey be fitin. Troo sisturs!
Toonces an Punkin are mom & doughter. Dey nawt fight; uslolly; butt juss ignorify eeeech other.
Dey has berry diffrint purrsonalitiez, too.
Sarah iz teh Princess. Hur haz teh daintee walk butt can hold hur own wen it comez to fitin Dini, who be twise hur siez. Hur lyks to snugglol nexst to me awn teh cowch sumtiemz.
Dini iz my ADHD kitteh. Hur lubs to play wif Sarah an gets board wen I put Sarah inna baffroom. Hur iz luvvy kitteh inna moarnin wen I nawt-sekkund wayk up an wen I get inna bed to go to sleepin. Hur iz moar vokul too.
Ohai Red! How haz yur weeeekweeeekweekend been? Good to hear teh kittehz ar doing okeh!
Lungdoc!
**runs up an gibs Lungdoc a kwik schmoo awn himz cheek**
I nawt seen u in foarebber!
Yah, teh kittehs doin gud, egg-sept dat Sarah nawt yooze teh lildderbocks yet.
Ah, well. Sometimez teh kittehs learn teh new rules wifakwikness, adn sometimez it takes a whiles, aifinkso.
Fings are generalee fine here in NM todai. Teh wind waz blowin prettih hard this afternoons tho— nearlee blew my beard onto teh top of mai hedd… Kinda like teh combover kitteh downthread, yesh? (Reminded me of teh cartoon– aifink it was one of Piraro’s– abowt teh “Combover Club’s Award for Best Use of a Single Sideburn”…)
Oh noes! Dat sownz lyk sum wikkid wind!
Remynz me of old sawng abowt Michael Finnigan dat wii singed in skool…
Hang awn to ur hares, my fren!
Oyesh, will do. (Easier to hang awn to now, not so many to keep track of as there used to be, nope nope. Life iz good.) Have a happy week, kthxbai!
Hap nais uv u tu riward mah likkin skillz wif en uppropreeyet treet.
I meetid mah fren’z noo kitteh Linus. He iz frendlee and pleyful, for yeerz oeld but finkz he b kitn. He haz bald pach awn teh bak uv hiz nek frum allurgeez tu flee an tik medz. Mey nawt gro bak, but mah frend nawt kayr. Kawlz him “fakturee irregyoolaritee” in moast luvin paws-ibul wey. I gotz tu hoeld Linus an kud feel him purrin.
Awww…..how sweet!
Purrin be wun of teh bestest sowz inna whirled, aifinkso!
Mai Purrceval gotted teh baldie pach tu. Hi wuz floofy enuff tu bi aybul tu uze teh combovur.
Kitteh combovur?
Well, eet wuz a teeny baldy pach.
I haddeda kitteh wif deh allergeez dat wud wash, wash, wash, wash, wash himz itchee spot till hii washinged awl deh furz off it.
but deh vet gabinged him deh anti allergy meds adn dem himz furz grewed bak. 
I hopez Linus will growing deh furz bak, tu.
Morgan lurves to be brushied so much, ai used to rooteenlee brush his shoulders bald!
sumbuddee put liddlol ornj splootches on dat kitteez fais!!
Itz reelee teh cyoot – teh splootches!
2 skweekz an 4 daze!
Does splootches b splortageous. *Passes around duckie tape*
Thanks!!
*rap rap taype taype*
Bedder saife than sorrree!
Heer, Janet, let mii halping u.
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Dere, u b saif now!!!
Umm, she b safer iffn maybeh u cood putz in some air holes.
air holez??? how u make holez in deh air???
murglmumpsh sohf lf=f doa vdkwopa vkod hdshfas;dfknas!!
ROFLMAO !!
Duckie tape holes wiff da straws. Hurry!!
ghfidomf foo s flla;ldfkkk pj.
Speek up gurl!!!
oh.
*pokez holez in dukky taype so Janet kan breeve.^
Breeve, Janet, breeve!!!!
*haz a wurry*
Duz u need a resQ??
Shud I kawlling deh fyremenz??
Yesh Yesh!! Plz herry!! Her needz fyremenz, kwik
Bedder safe dan sry. *runs to put on make-up*
djvo a;p amuch bettrrrr thzn
pfffffpffff pffff fydrminz///??????
Wuts dat Janet? U wants to havinged da make up 2?
*jintly waps JCH4K wif a powdr puff*
O hao byootifyl!!
thankz fikshnkiteeh. . .
Arrrrr f,vodthey herrrrrrr yet????
*dialz nine-elebenty
Hallo?? iz dis nine lebenty??
Oh, gud. Plz tu sendifying deh fyremenz tu Janet.
Wut?…. Oh, no, shiiz not on fyre. Shii just b needing a fyremenz tu halpifying hur breeve.
and sending sum fyremenz fur fikshunditteh adn pj, tu.
Dey b needing halpz wif deh make up, ifinso.
I C cream is poisoNOMNOMNOM!
hai all hows all tonite?
What why so cold?
I finso, it b kold kuz summer b gone.
Stating deh obvious, just wun moar service I provide!!
Hey I has a noucemnt someone asked to be a friend but accidltyly deeted ta fing off my msn hotmales. So I fyou nows who dis is please try again ot?
Did yoo luk awn yur profyle? It mite still be there.
Ai wund’t think just deleting it awn teh hotmail wud deleet it heer – but ai dont noe fur shure.
I think I did acccepted like in my profile you are right again janetcanhas4kittehs.
Oh, yesh, Janet b ower tekno wizard!!
I fink so two cweenmj.
LOL!!! She dint reelee meen it! She ment ower tekno dunce!
Butt – itz OK! Lotz ov peepl heer DO noe waht they ar doing – an tehy ar awl willing to halp mee.
HOWSOMEVER, ai DO hav an honor airee GH(wpoi), wich ai sumtaims ware prowdlee! Ai laik to twerrl teh propeller!
*that’s a Geek Hat (with propeller on it)*
*wakkz bai adn spinzz Janetz propeller*
Whizzzzzzz!!!
I am da anti-Janet…technologically…”challenged”
“Yoo r a woman in Mousegan?”
Dat did sownd sillee, put lyk dat.
{{{JCH4K}}}
LOL!!!! Ai noe – O woman in Kansas!
Teh furst taim ai saw it – ai thot – “that’s just playne silleee sounding.”
But ai dont noe hao to chanj it!
*chukklols*
I dunot finkso yoo can chaynj it.
At leest mohr tekno-savvi ppl den wii r put up teh instrukshuns awn hao tu bii bloo.
I wuz just happi wii fownd ur profyl.
Remember teh bloo dansdansdans, adn Pd’B’s blooness sillybrayshuns?
Ai lurve teh blooness sillybrayshuns ov Pd’B. Maybee wehn he getz bak frum jermanee, he mite hav moar taim an can do summoar ov them.
Ebreewun iz so happee to hav a Bloo sillybrashun ov there bereee own!
hii wuz heer dis moarning and gabed missmeow a bloo sillybrashun.
Taysturr Kitteh lykez
Strawberree Iees Creem, butz lubz
lawtz Chawklitt Iees Creem!
Taysturr Kitteh nawtz
taykz upz mutch spayss. Fitz ezzeelee
inz Prittee Wun’z purss!!
Taysturr Kitteh duz
nawtz cayr 4 Asspayraguss,
butz lykez Brawkillee!!!
Jack.
jack do me next me next! not really do me but …
iz nawt strawbereee….iz peppermintz…..
O no worryz
it not poizinos.
i all dun nowz
kitteh knows iz not poysen coz iz not orinj iscream.
Butt (!!) iz orinj kitteh!
ice cream for cat!
ice cream for crow!
oooh isa HappyCat!
Ohai, ebberywun!! Ai haz postified a noo pikshur of Jewel awn mai profile page….Ai managed to catch her when she wuz hydings behind teh plant.
Wuz yu playin hide n sneek? Cuz dat iz a fun gaem!!