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u wantd stripey wun, rite? brb
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Conga rats annipuss!! Inn yur onner aifinkso we shud haz a pool partey! Ai nose issa bit hawrid owtsied, but in heer ai haz heet an nies warter an martoonies bai de duzzin…
Can I com to partey? I bringing chikin livers with bacun and enuff catnip for everywon.
ooooo *halps selv tu catnip* (fankeew) heer, haz a martoonie anna flour fur yur hayr!
Fanks u VM for martoonie. It has a vanilla flavr and is icee cold. Shall we dans dans dans?
ooooh GUD aideeya, furst ai putz on mewsick – maybee Handuls Warter Mewsick? Den de dans is moar staytlee an we can stil haz owr martoonies an catnip!!
Dat’s a 1-2-3 and a stately tern and dip and a twerl and a lydl kick and repeat, rite? And we may needs anuder martoonie for the hydrs…the hidra…the wetnesses in the froats I fink.
gudnis yur grayt at dis!! *kik, repeet* *gulp* ah yess, de martoonies be an essensh… esent.. nieded bit uf dis proasess! CHEIRS ebbrywun!
Yu dans divinely. Cheirs to the hostess wif the mostess The Lovecat!
ah fankew Catnip Junkie, yur tu kiend, ai wishis ai cud dans staetlililllee tu Handul insted ov MOAR kankan uf Offinbark (dey maeks uz re-peet de kankan dans durin kurtin kawl an is eeturnel!! mai leggs, dey AKE!! an de teenur keips aksidently kikin me…)
Butt (!) kitteh IZ da stripey!
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Conga rats, anni da kwik!
aisle awfa mai poole, butt(!) itz eh littul awn teh koolish siyd.
erm dass whut de martoonies be four – furst yu putz flour in hayr, den yu haz martoonie den dansdansdans den moar martoonies den orl ob a suddin, issa gud eyedeeyer tu hop inna poole wid yur cloaths on… oops! sawry catena did nawt meen tu jemp in yur poole *blusches* jus fawrs ob habbit ai gess, heer lett me halp wid dat towul…
Dang! You’re too fast!
Thanks fur teh congrats. Ai can’t stai fur teh pool partee – iz mai dinnur tiem! BRB!
enjoi yur dinur! weel haz a martoonie waytin fur yu on yur retern!! anna reely big flour fur yur hayr. an sum catnip.
Thx! Ai did injoi! Thx fur teh martoonie an teh flour, Nawt shore Ai nead teh catnip – Ai hazn’t got a kitteh!
nebber miend, ai duzzent hab mien wid mee ayethur, ober heer (I haz a big sad fur dat). ai haz jus bin snoartin de catnip maiself, whut de hek!!
de flour luks nies, bai de wai!
Kyudos 4 annipuss for nawt seccund! Lyttl gray helpr kitteh find secrit tunnl and better watch aout for giant stripees and solids!
o nose mai comint wuz eeted bai WP! ai trai agin…
ignoar mee. izz de martoonies maebee..
I wantz da stripey, da blak, da wite, da orinj, and da calico.
I haz da strypes!!! Iz dat gud enuf? Plus Iz a lawt cyooter than those silly balls.
The strypes on da heds are kyuttest. Mah frend Twoie who is oring with strypees has a cumplicatd chevron of strypes on her hed becus she is so smart.
Nesting kitteh maykes hoam in steange ….. tree?
iz wouldn, at leest.
An haz gaskat tu keeping awt teh pleh wevvers.
kitteh in corner pokkit — meens skratch?
LOLz!!1!
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Yez ai wantsda stripey one
But not da wunz wutz rownd
Wut ai wantz iz da stripey kat
Hoo in corner pockit clownd.
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lol wow!
ohai, heers teh burfday fairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to TBKayla an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today!! eben yoo lurkers owt tehr – that meenz yoo too!!
i haz bringd yummy fudgy caeks, choowy spicy carrit caeks wif creemcheez frosting, iskreem, frooty party punch, poynty party hats wif pompoms on top, and goodie bags filld wif slinkees taht make raynbow sparkles wen tehy slink, liddle kitteh-shaped games wher yoo roll teh liddle balls arownd teh mazes and get them into teh holes, kandee, an colur-it-yourself space alien stikkers wif glo-in-teh-dark crayns! 
(rebember, teh caeks an goodie bags are for all teh party gests, not just the burfday peeples!) and a big swish ob the burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo!
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Bestest fing bout TBF’s dishes
Iz dey fill allda cheepeep’s wishes
Dey iz oh oh ohoh ohso delishus
An dey iz alzo quiet newtrishus
Day haz no carbo..carbie…uh.. shugger an weet an stuflikedat
An dey haz nawt a gramz ub fatt
Lawtz ub fiberz an so mush proteen
An liek i sezzed dey iz quiet leen
Sew stepz rat upz an stufyer face
Coz cheezland iz a speshul place.
U describes teh luvly plaice wif teh luvly fuds.
Ai am glad!! Haz giben up teh: wheet, an sugar (cept N teh Eyes scream) and teh fats, and canny an caek an pracktically everthin.
Iz foar my helf.
Butt (!!)haz birfdai cumin up in middul disstance. Whut foar sellebrashuns den?
*Angelwaits wanders, ponders, wonders, wanders sum more*
An taks tu Birfdai Fairy four awl teh neet stuffz!!
ooh, fank yoo ivory bill!! taht iz qwite a luvly pome! (sorry for so late, haz had much burfday fairy bizness at teh facktree to take care ob!)
thx burfday fairee! Ai will bee takin wun ov teh kitteh-shaped games 2 mai next wurkwurkwurk meeting. Maibee Ai akshullee sais awaik tihs times!
Uh, u mean mah brudder, rite?
Dis is pocket pools
How do kittehs play teh pool? Do dey ware flowtees? Kan dey eben hold a kyoo stik?
Ai thort moast kittehs din’t liek swimmin…..
Mebbe fishees arr an ensentive.