PANDORA’S BOX
PANDORA’S BOX It was filled with Ferrets.
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DO WANT!!!!!!
YOU CAN HAZ!!!!!
Mai sekret desire, rite heer fur awl to see! Box o ferretts! Carpet sharks fer awl!
kyootsie icklol furries!
Conga ferrets to yoou, carosue!!! For being nawt second, and for da happeh lol!!
Conga-rats on not secund! Mebbe de ferrits wil dans?
I seen hammies dans, but nebber teh fairitz.
Dats a buttlode ob fairitz.
I’m sure ferret owners would consider this statement pretty accurate.
Rabid weezels!! Run away!
Very much so! Which is hwy I find this picture hilarious!!!
Wuzznt der spozed to be sum hope in de bottm? Where dat?
Teh hopes iz der iz noh moar furratsz?
Aw, whu iz ai kidding. Furratz iz teh cyoot an phunnie!
LCV grabs 2 furratz and runsawayyifakwikness…
Hope is teh beeg wun on the bottom, with the white one jus north of her. Nobody arguez wif Hope.
Not mii! I not arguez wif any ob dem.
Sumfin telz meh dat Pootlebry iz at teh bottum ov dis!
luukit awl doze noes-ses!
Iz beddur den possumz!
Unless itz choklat possumsz. Altho n entyre bokz of choklit possumz mai nawt bii so grate either. Ai am willing tew test dis.
possum are great babrgued. I eats them.
Wii niids anuvver awairniss consurt – Pls Nawt Tu Nomming Teh Marsoopeeyuls – Marsoopeeyuls R Frends, Nawt Fud!
Ye, wii onlee sposd toow eet teh rowdints.
Noooooooooooo!!!!!! Road Dentz is frenz!!! Nat fudz!!!!!
Ferrets are not rodents. They are mustilids, like skunks and otters.
Oooohhh reellii!!!! House beri inturrestin…. izzn’t it…..Wii shall bee poe-light adn nawt menshun fings such az quick-lime paddles….
SMAMMIE!11!!
*runs up to give Smammie a hugandsmoo*
*can’t stop in time*
*knocks Smammie over*
*piks Smammie bak up
U ok??? *gibz 5 eegullz adn LCB durty luks.* Uze guize gotta git ur akt tugezzer…. tawkin bowt eetin deh possum and nokkin hur down…. poor Smammie. I will lub u adn hug u adn kawl u Jorj.
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Not guud not guud *5 eags panics* helps me get them back in !!!!!
git alowng liddlol ferritz
git alowng…
*5 eagles gets on chairs and screams like a girl eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeekkk.*
Wy nowun ebbur sez ’skreems liek liddol boi’?? Bleev mii, it bees beri impressib, speshlee wen yu puts – awn teh showldur ob teh beeg-tuff-futbawl-plaeyur-doan-mess-wiv-mii-teenaygur – jus wun liddol lab ratsee.
I been tryin to herd kittehs an it nawt werk so grate, eithur.
Yu hurding d a kittehz fru jello? Just saim liek hyumin childrenz
Yah, I onlee gots two kittehs an moast tiems dey nawt go ware I want dem to.
I put Sarah inna baffroom at nite, an ushulee Dini go in dere too, so I has to put down Sarah, grab Dini an runrunrun outta teh baffroom befoar Sarah gets owt! Oh, an I gotta mayk shur Dini nawt eet Sarah’s crunchees alsew.
Iz 2 late! O de Huge Manatee!
Yous is not hebin matters twocatwoman.
Dats cuz Im gettin on de table wif U.
I can haz nitemarez?
hold me close so if something hapenes i sacrifice you LOL
Run away! Runaway!
Zooooooom 5 eags runs away leabing twocatwoman to defend for her selves.LOL
*TCW jums ober ferrits wivakwikness, hissies at de ferrits, run away*
Meegwetch TCW for the laugh tonite I am going to see 2012 now.Stay well.
Stnding by 4 movee reeveew.
I saw a trailer on youtube and I was spellbound…I actually LOLed at the ludicrousness of it, but it was definitely entertaining!
Are you two still up?
Well, how waz it?
Yesh yesh! Ink wiring minds wanna noze!
It was awesome from start to finish 2hours and 10 minutes long. surprise at the end though.
Tell! No don’t tell.
Thnx!
Tahtz alot uv furratz!
I keep kounting. Gots every number from 23 to 26. Whut we got heer is ennuff ferrets to…
Attack teh castle
Burrow to China
Catch a train
D….
When do we leave commander?
Dans on down to teh gubmint
Eat awl teh cheezburgers at teh picnic
Fold awl teh clothes wut teh YNG haz ironed
G
Destr oy ennyfing
Embares der ownrs
Form a brydge
Gross owt 5 eagles
H….
Hawl asz
Ignore fourrin orders
Jerk chikin foar ebburybody
K
Ketch az (LOL)catch kan
Lurv u 4ebber
Mull awl dis ober
N
Nebber mynd teh torpedroes
Open teh Northwest Passidge
Plunge on wiffout reinforce-minks
Q
*snerk*
‘reinforce-minks’
*snerk smoar*
(G)Naw opin der cage
Open de door 2 de basemint
Push de goggie down
Qestyun yer motives
R…
Review yer opshuns
Survivez teh kaos
Teech ‘em a lessen!!!!1!1
U
Unsubscribe in the subject line
Verifyz inny nomaliez
Walk liek egyptshines
X
Xerox yer butt
Yow liek
Zippy
(on beyond zebra!!)
ohai, bamahern! how u bee?
Unnerstan de stragety
Vamoos wen itz ober
Waite 4 new endgagemint
Xcite de cwowds
Yel fur mor
Zzzzzzzzz
adn teh ferritz taek a rest after a busy dai!
Ennywun ever hoded a ferret?
Iz lyk holdin a dish towlol. Dey gots NO BONEZ!
A dish yowel wif sharp teefs!
Not “yowel”- dat is whut ai do after ai meet teefs!
**nodz nodz nodz**
Yesh, dat’s wut I did wen Sarah’s poynty endz caym in2 contack wif teh bottom of my fuut erlyur tonite!
**walks wif a limp now** **Step OW! Step OW! Step OW**
Refyuse reinfarcmimts
Scattr te enemenemy
Tak noe priziners
U…
Nesting fail
wile u findz a lock o his gowden hair to theek ur nest wen itz grow bears – ai go finnish teh liszt
ai dunnoz. luks ofal lot liek teh critturs dat nots to be wetted an notz to be feeded after teh midnight.
ello ello can u hear me
ican nawt heer u
ai haz a krick in mai eerz
CAN U HEER ME NOW?
my synesthesia, let me show u it
Sry…*whispers* “can u heer me now?”
looking fur teh counting uv them…must ferret owt teh answer…ai counts 24! or maybe iz elebenty?
Ai cowntid 29.
Ai fink ….. brb
31 nao. R dey duin wut ai fink der duin?? Wud splayn wy ders maor ob dem ebree tiem ai cownts …
and! hoo iz this pandora, and! why she leebs awl these ferrets here?
now u dun dun it.
Pandora is the greek ekwibilent ub Eve… Pandora was tolded nawt tew open da bawks, an shii had a kureeus, an finallee opind da bawks. Famine n pestalins an war n bad fings gottid owt and started kawsin problims inna whirld. Pandora was the upset, n slammed da bawks klosed, just befoar Hopew eggskaped. Sew, wii can haz Hope in spyt ub war, pestilands an faminz and meen goggies and bad stuphs.
Oh screw teh berrells uv monkees, a boxfull uv ferretez wood bee MUCHLY moar fun!
OMG, SO MANY FURTS!!!! I wanna hug them and squeeze them, and smother them w/ luv!
Der eez wun ferreet iz cawled greed, an wun cawled sloth, and wun cawled fuzzy, and wun cawled…
…furr dinner.
Pop! Go the weasels.
Now this is Heave in a box…SO freakin cute
Would love to see what happened 30 seconds later when they are all over the place….. love Ferrets